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"Like riding a bike...
I’m sure I fell off a bike
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"Like riding a bike...
I’m sure I fell off a bike
You’ll have a softer landing on a bed "Hahaha that’s true | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now." Do I need to become celibate?  | |||
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"Nah you don’t forget Floro. You may dribble a bit at the next one but then muscle/lip/tongue memory will set in and you’ll be fine "Dribble  | |||
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"Absolutely not. We have spent many months apart and celibate. Just seems to fuel us even more. J "I need an object of lust then | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror " I hope not me and my wife haven’t had sex for over a year now as she’s just not interested and lost her confidence and I’m trying my hardest to convince her she’s still very sexy | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. Do I need to become celibate? "Nah, just me. I think it’s decades of lack of practice that have contributed to my crappiness in the sack  | |||
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"Nah you don’t forget Floro. You may dribble a bit at the next one but then muscle/lip/tongue memory will set in and you’ll be fine "I dribble at both sides of my mouth, when I'm licking my eyebrows. Doc said nothing to worry about. I'm just level headed. | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror " Use it or lose it... So they say... | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. Do I need to become celibate? "No its not good for you lol | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. Do I need to become celibate?
No its not good for you lol "Apparently it connects you with your spiritual side. | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. Do I need to become celibate?
No its not good for you lol
Apparently it connects you with your spiritual side. "you can fuck your way to enlightenment too | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror " I'll exercise your lips  both sets. | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror I'll exercise your lips both sets. " | |||
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"I think, or at least am hoping, it's just a case of needing a refresher course to put you back on track and re-find your way naturally and instinctively " A refresher course .... Thanks for my new status  | |||
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" I’ll have to revert back to kissing Mr Mystique’s photo on my phone screen" | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror " I do worry about this but then no one has ever complained to date... so maybe I am just not going long enough without lol | |||
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" I’ll have to revert back to kissing Mr Mystique’s photo on my phone screen "Oh you joker You made me laugh Ho Fucking Ho | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror I do worry about this but then no one has ever complained to date... so maybe I am just not going long enough without lol " I reckon that’s why they only fuck me once | |||
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"Kissing is easy. The rest... just take your time "I like it quick though | |||
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" I’ll have to revert back to kissing Mr Mystique’s photo on my phone screen
Oh you joker
You made me laugh
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" I’ll have to revert back to kissing Mr Mystique’s photo on my phone screen
Oh you joker
You made me laugh
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Giz a kiss "I may have forgotten how to kiss I’m actually worried now | |||
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"Absolutely not. We have spent many months apart and celibate. Just seems to fuel us even more. J
I need an object of lust then"Ahah i bet it’s too late! You could practice with a banana, for both practice  | |||
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"Absolutely not. We have spent many months apart and celibate. Just seems to fuel us even more. J
I need an object of lust then
Ahah i bet it’s too late!
You could practice with a banana, for both practice " | |||
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"Kissing is easy. The rest... just take your time
I like it quick though "Maybe treat the first few as practices then | |||
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"Kissing is easy. The rest... just take your time
I like it quick though
Maybe treat the first few as practices then "Hahaha | |||
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"I think, or at least am hoping, it's just a case of needing a refresher course to put you back on track and re-find your way naturally and instinctively A refresher course .... Thanks for my new status "Most welcome | |||
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"I think, or at least am hoping, it's just a case of needing a refresher course to put you back on track and re-find your way naturally and instinctively A refresher course .... Thanks for my new status
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"What’s sex? "It’s that thing single people used to do more than married people! | |||
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" I’ll have to revert back to kissing Mr Mystique’s photo on my phone screen
Oh you joker
You made me laugh
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Giz a kiss
I may have forgotten how to kiss
I’m actually worried now "I’d like to volunteer my services as a test subject when required | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now." No such thing as a crap shag buddy. If tbe lady enjoyed you did just fine. Stop putting yourself down. Chin up ok. John | |||
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"What’s sex?
It’s that thing single people used to do more than married people!"Describe it for me please | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror " Yep, like riding a bike with or without the scuffed knees | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror Yep, like riding a bike with or without the scuffed knees " I’m doomed | |||
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"I'm so fantastic at sex so its impossible for me to just lay there and let them do all the work x "Ahh ... well there you go | |||
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"I'm so fantastic at sex so its impossible for me to just lay there and let them do all the work x
Ahh ... well there you go " x | |||
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"I went without for a while and felt a bit down about it. I thought well Thats just the way it is and sort of forgot about it....in a way. Then when I had sex....I thought this is FUCKING AMAZING - how could I have forgotten how good it is lol "That’s because you have a penis | |||
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"I went without for a while and felt a bit down about it. I thought well Thats just the way it is and sort of forgot about it....in a way. Then when I had sex....I thought this is FUCKING AMAZING - how could I have forgotten how good it is lol
That’s because you have a penis "Lol - its true.I got so used to not having sex that I almost didnt miss it.....almost. Have you had a similar experience? | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. No such thing as a crap shag buddy. If tbe lady enjoyed you did just fine. Stop putting yourself down. Chin up ok. John" Who said she enjoyed it? Who said it was a woman? I assure you in my mind I’m not putting myself down. I can make qualitative judgements about my sexual abilities and how well I was able to give pleasure, as I have previous experiences as a benchmark and relative observations compared to others . I also know what went well and what didn’t. I was really hoping for a shit shag veri, but didn’t get one at all | |||
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"I went without for a while and felt a bit down about it. I thought well Thats just the way it is and sort of forgot about it....in a way. Then when I had sex....I thought this is FUCKING AMAZING - how could I have forgotten how good it is lol
That’s because you have a penis
Lol - its true.I got so used to not having sex that I almost didnt miss it.....almost. Have you had a similar experience? "No I don’t have a penis | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. No such thing as a crap shag buddy. If tbe lady enjoyed you did just fine. Stop putting yourself down. Chin up ok. John Who said she enjoyed it? Who said it was a woman? I assure you in my mind I’m not putting myself down. I can make qualitative judgements about my sexual abilities and how well I was able to give pleasure, as I have previous experiences as a benchmark and relative observations compared to others . I also know what went well and what didn’t. I was really hoping for a shit shag veri, but didn’t get one at all "I’ll do you one | |||
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"I went without for a while and felt a bit down about it. I thought well Thats just the way it is and sort of forgot about it....in a way. Then when I had sex....I thought this is FUCKING AMAZING - how could I have forgotten how good it is lol
That’s because you have a penis
Lol - its true.I got so used to not having sex that I almost didnt miss it.....almost. Have you had a similar experience?
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. No such thing as a crap shag buddy. If tbe lady enjoyed you did just fine. Stop putting yourself down. Chin up ok. John Who said she enjoyed it? Who said it was a woman? I assure you in my mind I’m not putting myself down. I can make qualitative judgements about my sexual abilities and how well I was able to give pleasure, as I have previous experiences as a benchmark and relative observations compared to others . I also know what went well and what didn’t. I was really hoping for a shit shag veri, but didn’t get one at all
I’ll do you one "I don’t want a fake one, but thanks for the offer. I just wanted one for my memorabilia | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. No such thing as a crap shag buddy. If tbe lady enjoyed you did just fine. Stop putting yourself down. Chin up ok. John Who said she enjoyed it? Who said it was a woman? I assure you in my mind I’m not putting myself down. I can make qualitative judgements about my sexual abilities and how well I was able to give pleasure, as I have previous experiences as a benchmark and relative observations compared to others . I also know what went well and what didn’t. I was really hoping for a shit shag veri, but didn’t get one at all
I’ll do you one
I don’t want a fake one, but thanks for the offer. I just wanted one for my memorabilia "I was going to meet you first !!!! | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. No such thing as a crap shag buddy. If tbe lady enjoyed you did just fine. Stop putting yourself down. Chin up ok. John Who said she enjoyed it? Who said it was a woman? I assure you in my mind I’m not putting myself down. I can make qualitative judgements about my sexual abilities and how well I was able to give pleasure, as I have previous experiences as a benchmark and relative observations compared to others . I also know what went well and what didn’t. I was really hoping for a shit shag veri, but didn’t get one at all
I’ll do you one
I don’t want a fake one, but thanks for the offer. I just wanted one for my memorabilia
I was going to meet you first !!!!
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"Can practise on me Floro "Yes practice ^^ I’ll watch  | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror " Oh good, I'm not the only one having thoughts like these. I think I may have forgotten. | |||
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"My experience is you definitely become worse at it. It. Might be age too, but Last time out I felt distinctly rusty and must admit I was a bit of a crap shag. That why I think me and celibacy are probably made for each other now. No such thing as a crap shag buddy. If tbe lady enjoyed you did just fine. Stop putting yourself down. Chin up ok. John Who said she enjoyed it? Who said it was a woman? I assure you in my mind I’m not putting myself down. I can make qualitative judgements about my sexual abilities and how well I was able to give pleasure, as I have previous experiences as a benchmark and relative observations compared to others . I also know what went well and what didn’t. I was really hoping for a shit shag veri, but didn’t get one at all
I’ll do you one
I don’t want a fake one, but thanks for the offer. I just wanted one for my memorabilia
I was going to meet you first !!!!
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"Can practise on me Floro "It would be my pleasure - I’m holding you to this  | |||
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"Can practise on me Floro
Yes practice ^^
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"I thought it might have been (she types like she's gone through some serious length of abstinence when at most it's been two weeks) but I've had the miraculous epiphany that with the right person it comes back so quickly and easily I soon forget my worries of being crap in the sack. I'm now proudly mediocre to middling. " Ive seen a few of your posts over the years You have a wonderful knack of making people feel good about themselves, making insightful comments, honesty and a great sense of self depreciating humour. We need MPs like you | |||
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"I thought it might have been (she types like she's gone through some serious length of abstinence when at most it's been two weeks) but I've had the miraculous epiphany that with the right person it comes back so quickly and easily I soon forget my worries of being crap in the sack. I'm now proudly mediocre to middling. " I think I’ve always been mediocre | |||
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"I thought it might have been (she types like she's gone through some serious length of abstinence when at most it's been two weeks) but I've had the miraculous epiphany that with the right person it comes back so quickly and easily I soon forget my worries of being crap in the sack. I'm now proudly mediocre to middling. I think I’ve always been mediocre "I bet youre better than that. Why dont you enter my new 'strictly come fucking' show? | |||
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"I don’t think one forgets, but I’m certainly getting a bit rusty "I’ll let you know when lockdown eventually ends | |||
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"I thought it might have been (she types like she's gone through some serious length of abstinence when at most it's been two weeks) but I've had the miraculous epiphany that with the right person it comes back so quickly and easily I soon forget my worries of being crap in the sack. I'm now proudly mediocre to middling. Ive seen a few of your posts over the years You have a wonderful knack of making people feel good about themselves, making insightful comments, honesty and a great sense of self depreciating humour. We need MPs like you "Aww shucks I'd become a corrupt MP who gets involved in a sex scandal but thank you nevertheless. | |||
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"I don’t think one forgets, but I’m certainly getting a bit rusty
I’ll let you know when lockdown eventually ends "Thank you but it’s been over 3 years even without Covid | |||
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"I'm getting rusty. I'll need a lot of practice once it's allowed again "I’m here for kissing practice Mr sexy lips | |||
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"I thought it might have been (she types like she's gone through some serious length of abstinence when at most it's been two weeks) but I've had the miraculous epiphany that with the right person it comes back so quickly and easily I soon forget my worries of being crap in the sack. I'm now proudly mediocre to middling. Ive seen a few of your posts over the years You have a wonderful knack of making people feel good about themselves, making insightful comments, honesty and a great sense of self depreciating humour. We need MPs like you
Aww shucks I'd become a corrupt MP who gets involved in a sex scandal but thank you nevertheless. "I think youd be ok as long as you didnt get into bin liners and oranges | |||
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"The longer you go without sex and the whole malarkey, you’ll forget what to do? What if I forget how to kiss? That would be criminal, as I’m a fantastic smoocher. This is the thought that popped into my head when I woke up. I’ll have to revert back to exercising my lips on a mirror " I've already forgotten. | |||
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"I don’t think one forgets, but I’m certainly getting a bit rusty "I've got the lubricating oil, if you've got the time? (30 secs. ) | |||
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"I could do with starting yoga or something keep everything flexible "I have been doing pilates for exactly that reason... M | |||
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"I remember your red hot lips pic from when I first joined as a single. If I can remember that, then I'm sure you can remember how to use them
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