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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Lorry Drivers will not be allowed to bring ham sandwiches into Europe for their lunch.. Banned !

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Citation needed, plus an examination of the story behind what sounds like a lurid headline in a sensationalist paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent bananas band because boris band bent bananas because Brexit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork the other one.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

That's what happens when we leave the EU. We have to start following the rules that all non EU countries have to follow. Including those on biosecurity. You've not been allowed to bring products of animal origin from outside the EU to inside the EU for a long time now.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What about ham shanks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got an email saying tinned pork was also to blame for Covid

I didn’t open the email it was just spam

Boooooom....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about ham shanks?"

Is that an offer..?

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Well, this is what Brexit means. Borders and restrictions at those borders.

It's OK though, lorry drivers can eat sovereignty sandwiches instead.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"What about ham shanks?

Is that an offer..? "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Well, this is what Brexit means. Borders and restrictions at those borders.

It's OK though, lorry drivers can eat sovereignty sandwiches instead. "

Could be wurst..

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Full story here:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/18/lorry-drivers-heading-to-eu-face-ham-sandwich-ban

Have to say OP for someone that dislikes the Guardian you appear to spend a lot of time reading it

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By *ippy_and_millieCouple
over a year ago

Kent


"I got an email saying tinned pork was also to blame for Covid

I didn’t open the email it was just spam

Boooooom...."

I just laughed and I don't know why. That's awful! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politics thread here this goes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorry driver are now banned from smuggling walnut whips into France.

Get caught with one and its 8 punches in THE FACE and a blue cockerel tattooed on your forehead

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What about cheese? Or egg and cress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about cheese? Or egg and cress?"

Also banned but heroin and people are fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they're worried our gammon is infectious

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Psst.

Anyone needs any ham sandwiches taken across the border?

I know someone who knows someone.

Fair price.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Pork the other one."

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Psst.

Anyone needs any ham sandwiches taken across the border?

I know someone who knows someone.

Fair price. "

I know a man who knows a man who knows a man...maybe we can team up..make enough cash to break the piggy bank

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Psst.

Anyone needs any ham sandwiches taken across the border?

I know someone who knows someone.

Fair price.

I know a man who knows a man who knows a man...maybe we can team up..make enough cash to break the piggy bank "

That's an offer not to be oinked at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The future is SPAM!

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By *ampire69Man
over a year ago

Birmingham West Midlands

does that mean we have a beef with europe, sounds fishey to me, we could play chicken , lambs to the slaughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baguettes are ok though, they want to repatriate all baguettes.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Psst.

Anyone needs any ham sandwiches taken across the border?

I know someone who knows someone.

Fair price.

I know a man who knows a man who knows a man...maybe we can team up..make enough cash to break the piggy bank

That's an offer not to be oinked at. "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"does that mean we have a beef with europe, sounds fishey to me, we could play chicken , lambs to the slaughter"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM! "

I've seen how they have been spam lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately "

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about ham shanks?"

Just had one looking at fishnets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorry Drivers will not be allowed to bring ham sandwiches into Europe for their lunch.. Banned ! "

Yep but they're forced to take tacho breaks! Build a wall!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorry Drivers will not be allowed to bring ham sandwiches into Europe for their lunch.. Banned !

Yep but they're forced to take tacho breaks! Build a wall!!"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy... "

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Lorry Drivers will not be allowed to bring ham sandwiches into Europe for their lunch.. Banned !

Yep but they're forced to take tacho breaks! Build a wall!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that "

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

"

I noticed it and I chuckled...you rock that look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

"

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they're worried our gammon is infectious "

Your genius did not go unnoticed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they're worried our gammon is infectious

Your genius did not go unnoticed x"

And neither has your username and profile

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic "

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught "

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about cheese? Or egg and cress?

Also banned but heroin and people are fine "

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Some of you are not taking this seriously and at least one of you (GM) is taking this very seriously...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol"

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x "

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol..."

Lol

You are on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol...

Lol

You are on x "

( ! ) ( ! ) x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol...

Lol

You are on x

( ! ) ( ! ) x"

I have no idea what ( ! ) means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol...

Lol

You are on x

( ! ) ( ! ) x

I have no idea what ( ! ) means "

Its the best bum I could create haha. I still got my drawing of you btw...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol...

Lol

You are on x

( ! ) ( ! ) x

I have no idea what ( ! ) means

Its the best bum I could create haha. I still got my drawing of you btw..."

Oh got you

I really want to see that some time! And the drawing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol...

Lol

You are on x

( ! ) ( ! ) x

I have no idea what ( ! ) means

Its the best bum I could create haha. I still got my drawing of you btw...

Oh got you

I really want to see that some time! And the drawing "

Oh and you so will

The drawing is yours anyway, I'll swap you bums so I can spank myself whenever I like

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol...

Lol

You are on x

( ! ) ( ! ) x

I have no idea what ( ! ) means

Its the best bum I could create haha. I still got my drawing of you btw...

Oh got you

I really want to see that some time! And the drawing

Oh and you so will

The drawing is yours anyway, I'll swap you bums so I can spank myself whenever I like "

Ah nice one...we'll have to arrange something!

I'll spank you if don't behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol...

Lol

You are on x

( ! ) ( ! ) x

I have no idea what ( ! ) means

Its the best bum I could create haha. I still got my drawing of you btw...

Oh got you

I really want to see that some time! And the drawing

Oh and you so will

The drawing is yours anyway, I'll swap you bums so I can spank myself whenever I like

Ah nice one...we'll have to arrange something!

I'll spank you if don't behave "

Well I'm normally very well behaved but for you ill definitely make exceptions

Hang on, I going to show you something. Stand by for a pm transmission...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The future is SPAM!

I've seen how they have been spam lately

Beware of cheap counterfeit imports!! They might look the same butt nowhere near as juicy...

I'm always on the lookout for fakes But, willing to try new brands and flavours!

I'll do a taste test..don't you worry about that

Glad you've read my post, I can change my profile pic now, my inbox is filling up with TV lovers

Oh yeah, great copycat pic

Every time I see it I smike and the back story of where he got dressed is hilarious or would have been, had Thunderance been caught

If only you could see me laughing Belle everytime I use it, your such a good sport for not getting the hump lol

The hump....no way!

I was totally flattered..still am x

Next year we'll compare ASSets lol...

Lol

You are on x

( ! ) ( ! ) x

I have no idea what ( ! ) means

Its the best bum I could create haha. I still got my drawing of you btw...

Oh got you

I really want to see that some time! And the drawing

Oh and you so will

The drawing is yours anyway, I'll swap you bums so I can spank myself whenever I like

Ah nice one...we'll have to arrange something!

I'll spank you if don't behave

Well I'm normally very well behaved but for you ill definitely make exceptions

Hang on, I going to show you something. Stand by for a pm transmission..."

Oh ok..off for a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hang on, I going to show you something. Stand by for a pm transmission...

Oh ok..off for a look "

What was it.. I want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of spam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hang on, I going to show you something. Stand by for a pm transmission...

Oh ok..off for a look

What was it.. I want to know "

You a nosey girly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hang on, I going to show you something. Stand by for a pm transmission...

Oh ok..off for a look

What was it.. I want to know

You a nosey girly... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hang on, I going to show you something. Stand by for a pm transmission...

Oh ok..off for a look

What was it.. I want to know

You a nosey girly...

"

I do kiss and tell, kiss with me and I'll tell you all you need to know... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the op is telling porkies.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Some of you are not taking this seriously and at least one of you (GM) is taking this very seriously... "

Sorry OP!

What about prawn cocktail, or are they banned under the fishing agreement thing?

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

Sod the protecting racket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hang on, I going to show you something. Stand by for a pm transmission...

Oh ok..off for a look

What was it.. I want to know

You a nosey girly...

I do kiss and tell, kiss with me and I'll tell you all you need to know... haha"

i can make Anabelle squeal

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"That's what happens when we leave the EU. We have to start following the rules that all non EU countries have to follow. Including those on biosecurity. You've not been allowed to bring products of animal origin from outside the EU to inside the EU for a long time now."

To protect the rigged market under the banner of bio security presumably..

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