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By *iguyyy OP   Man
over a year ago

whitstable

Well I have recently had new neighbours move in for around 2 months, he works non stop and she’s usually around cleaning and not wearing much, she has been more and more friendly lately and brought some nice cookies and pastries round that she had been baking, she is extremely attractive too. Should I try and see how things go or just keep it as a friendly neighbour thing incase it was to get awkward.... decisions decisons

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Keep it friendly. There are a million other people you could be hoping to shag who don't come with the added possibility of making your life a lot more complicated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was that thing about your own doorstep?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Wish my neighbours where like that.. I’ve just got two loonys.. above and next door... not mitherish, just strange.. so keep it friendly fella and u never know they might make the advances to u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was that thing about your own doorstep? "

Think ur looking for the words dont shit on ur own door step

Or op don’t shit whare you eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag her while he's at work

In their bed

Why not?

Its Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the hot next door neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was that thing about your own doorstep?

Think ur looking for the words dont shit on ur own door step

Or op don’t shit whare you eat "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was that thing about your own doorstep?

Think ur looking for the words dont shit on ur own door step

Or op don’t shit whare you eat "

Ur welcome x

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Well I have recently had new neighbours move in for around 2 months, he works non stop and she’s usually around cleaning and not wearing much, she has been more and more friendly lately and brought some nice cookies and pastries round that she had been baking, she is extremely attractive too. Should I try and see how things go or just keep it as a friendly neighbour thing incase it was to get awkward.... decisions decisons"

Your choice. If she’s game and you fancy her why not.

Just remember if her husband finds out you’ll have nowhere to hide. Unless he’s already dared her to to seduce you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag her while he's at work

In their bed

Why not?

Its Christmas"

Hahahah

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What ya pussyin’ around for. Get in there.

Who doesn’t love a neighbour that’ll shag ya misses when you’re not about.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Definitely in there just because she’s being neighbourly and bringing you some home cooking mite be worth checking her hubby isn’t a black belt in judo or the local nutcase

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

How do you know she's cleaning with very little on?

Being neighbourly by bringing you cookies and pastries isn't necessarily an invitation to sex. This is why so many men don't understand why women aren't friendlier towards them and why so many women appear aloof.

Having said that there is a chance that it's all a sign that she wants to have sex with you and there's only one way to find that out. Ask her. It might get a bit awkward if you've misunderstood though and you won't get any more cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if you can find out her intentions more clearly, but be prepared for things to get very awkward potentially with it being literally on your doorstep xx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just because someone is friendly it doesn't mean they want to fuck you.

Even if they do,this has the potential to go all kinds of wrong.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Fast-foward the clip and see what they do.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

However tempting it is... were the cookies nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I have recently had new neighbours move in for around 2 months, he works non stop and she’s usually around cleaning and not wearing much, she has been more and more friendly lately and brought some nice cookies and pastries round that she had been baking, she is extremely attractive too. Should I try and see how things go or just keep it as a friendly neighbour thing incase it was to get awkward.... decisions decisons"

Eat your cookies

Have a wank

Keep it friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Eat your cookies

Have a wank

Keep it friendly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah shagging the next door neighbours gf while hes at work sounds like a big brain idea.

What's the saying...Don't shit where you eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I have recently had new neighbours move in for around 2 months, he works non stop and she’s usually around cleaning and not wearing much, she has been more and more friendly lately and brought some nice cookies and pastries round that she had been baking, she is extremely attractive too. Should I try and see how things go or just keep it as a friendly neighbour thing incase it was to get awkward.... decisions decisons"

I bought a few things today to make a hamper up for my neighbour and his dog

I hope he doesn't want to fuck me and I hope the dog doesn't want to hump my leg either

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Well I have recently had new neighbours move in for around 2 months, he works non stop and she’s usually around cleaning and not wearing much, she has been more and more friendly lately and brought some nice cookies and pastries round that she had been baking, she is extremely attractive too. Should I try and see how things go or just keep it as a friendly neighbour thing incase it was to get awkward.... decisions decisons

I bought a few things today to make a hamper up for my neighbour and his dog

I hope he doesn't want to fuck me and I hope the dog doesn't want to hump my leg either "

He might

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Put some mistletoe above your front door and ask her if she would like a kiss the next time she comes around. If she says yes then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it, fuck it, why not? What's the worst that can happen. Oh yes, suddenly you have neighbours from hell or they do.

J

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

My first thought (with my dick) was lucky you. Sexy neighbour not wearing much and bringing you home baking.

2nd thought (with my head) don't do it. At best it might be awkward if rejected. At worst you break up a couple and get the shit kicked out you. Oh and btw they stay next to you so no getting away if it goes tits up. Assuming you don't want to move house

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you are desperate and she is the only person you can get to shag, move out.

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By *ustforfun49Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

Just keep it friendly but she might make the first move on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her excitement probably only goes as far as a flirt and a scone. I would put a spark to that tinder, it’ll burn your house down x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Don't shit where you eat. It's a nice fantasy but could get awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I randomly shagged neighbour along the landing last year. Was so unpredictable. We see each other and each others partners daily. Nothing been said at all.

Sometimes people just as horny and secretive as you are

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