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It was the night before Christmas

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay

The air was cold and still, some of you naughty people were playing up the hill. Some had tiny weeny cocks some had none at all. Santa has the biggest cock he's come to fuck you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's quite dark, dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

It was the night b4 Xmas .. and I stayed in cuz of fucking covid

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


"That's quite dark, dude"

Not really Santa needs his fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's quite dark, dude

Not really Santa needs his fun "

Hello dude how are ya?

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


"That's quite dark, dude

Not really Santa needs his fun

Hello dude how are ya? "

Having fun in tier two mate thanks, only responsible fun of course. How are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's quite dark, dude

Not really Santa needs his fun

Hello dude how are ya?

Having fun in tier two mate thanks, only responsible fun of course. How are you"

Tier 3 dude but still loving life

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


"That's quite dark, dude

Not really Santa needs his fun

Hello dude how are ya?

Having fun in tier two mate thanks, only responsible fun of course. How are you

Tier 3 dude but still loving life "

That hand sanitizer can smart a bit when you put it on your cock, just be aware if you move to tier two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's quite dark, dude

Not really Santa needs his fun

Hello dude how are ya?

Having fun in tier two mate thanks, only responsible fun of course. How are you

Tier 3 dude but still loving life

That hand sanitizer can smart a bit when you put it on your cock, just be aware if you move to tier two"

It’s ok I use domestos

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


"That's quite dark, dude

Not really Santa needs his fun

Hello dude how are ya?

Having fun in tier two mate thanks, only responsible fun of course. How are you

Tier 3 dude but still loving life

That hand sanitizer can smart a bit when you put it on your cock, just be aware if you move to tier two

It’s ok I use domestos "

Well that works, Detol mould and mildew remover is hard core but I highly recommend it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's quite dark, dude

Not really Santa needs his fun

Hello dude how are ya?

Having fun in tier two mate thanks, only responsible fun of course. How are you

Tier 3 dude but still loving life

That hand sanitizer can smart a bit when you put it on your cock, just be aware if you move to tier two

It’s ok I use domestos

Well that works, Detol mould and mildew remover is hard core but I highly recommend it"

Whipped cream and a strawberry is quite effective as well.... it don’t sort it but it does take your mind off things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very creative and fun to read. I suggest more of the same

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


"Very creative and fun to read. I suggest more of the same "

It was the night before Christmas the air was cold and still, all the forum posters were posting here at will. Some had really massive cocks, some to big by far.

Oh, writers block sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's Boris fuckin us all this Xmas, not Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very creative and fun to read. I suggest more of the same

It was the night before Christmas the air was cold and still, all the forum posters were posting here at will. Some had really massive cocks, some to big by far.

Oh, writers block sorry about that"

God I hate it when I get cock blocked, oh wait you said Writers block

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's not the version of "the night before Christmas" that I'm familiar with

"Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While shepherds watched their flocks by night whilst sitting on a bank the angel of the lord came down

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


"I think it's Boris fuckin us all this Xmas, not Santa "

I know it's a pretty out there conspiracy theory but I've heard Alan Titchmarsh is really in control behind the scenes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's Boris fuckin us all this Xmas, not Santa

I know it's a pretty out there conspiracy theory but I've heard Alan Titchmarsh is really in control behind the scenes"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never hear him shout 'ho, ho, ho' the same again

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


"While shepherds watched their flocks by night whilst sitting on a bank the angel of the lord came down "

Really, I thought they washed their socks by night, who washes the shepherds socks then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's Boris fuckin us all this Xmas, not Santa

I know it's a pretty out there conspiracy theory but I've heard Alan Titchmarsh is really in control behind the scenes

Love it "

Yea he just wanted us all to sort our gardens out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While shepherds watched their flocks by night whilst sitting on a bank the angel of the lord came down

Really, I thought they washed their socks by night, who washes the shepherds socks then"

Charlie Dimock

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Oh it's blowing a bloody hoolie down here, I may have upset someone, ooops

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"While shepherds watched their flocks by night whilst sitting on a bank the angel of the lord went down on them"

That night there were a lot of happy shepherds,

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