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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today's nugget of insanity...

So our lovely (yet very much insane) NotSoPosh, today declared that she couldn't show off her greatest skill, as she's unable to give me a blow job...

"Not strictly true," say I, "I've got a selection of penises upstairs".

Apparently their not good enough for her...

Fake penis matters too!!!!

Discuss....

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it penis, penises or peni?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it penis, penises or peni? "

Peni please. Just because I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it "

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here "

Care to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share? "

I always share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share? "

Oh I see...fake penis is fine if you have a real one too?

Sexist!

And all this coming from the woman who's "fab straight"?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

I always share "

Fancy a Devon holiday?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

Oh I see...fake penis is fine if you have a real one too?

Sexist!

And all this coming from the woman who's "fab straight"? "

Oh ffs. There is no pleasing you! That's it. I'm changing my damn profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

Oh I see...fake penis is fine if you have a real one too?

Sexist!

And all this coming from the woman who's "fab straight"? "

And I was going to add that my real one gets priority

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

Oh I see...fake penis is fine if you have a real one too?

Sexist!

And all this coming from the woman who's "fab straight"?

And I was going to add that my real one gets priority "

Yes! Yes it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

I always share

Fancy a Devon holiday? "

Well, I haven't been to Devon in absolute years

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

I always share

Fancy a Devon holiday?

Well, I haven't been to Devon in absolute years "

Come here then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

Oh I see...fake penis is fine if you have a real one too?

Sexist!

And all this coming from the woman who's "fab straight"?

Oh ffs. There is no pleasing you! That's it. I'm changing my damn profile "

Pussy tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

I always share

Fancy a Devon holiday?

Well, I haven't been to Devon in absolute years

Come here then "

I'll just get a helicopter booked now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane "

EXACTLY THAT!

^she gets it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane "

You like foof too tho right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane

EXACTLY THAT!

^she gets it "

She fucking would get it, you're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane "

Oooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane

You like foof too tho right? "

I like foof

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

Oh I see...fake penis is fine if you have a real one too?

Sexist!

And all this coming from the woman who's "fab straight"?

And I was going to add that my real one gets priority "

Yeah?

We'll I've got tits and a clitoris...i win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane

You like foof too tho right?

I like foof "

Noted

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane

EXACTLY THAT!

^she gets it

She fucking would get it, you're right "

Seconded

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

I always share

Fancy a Devon holiday?

Well, I haven't been to Devon in absolute years

Come here then

I'll just get a helicopter booked now "

I'll clear the deer off the helipad

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane

You like foof too tho right?

I like foof "

I like MY foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Peni please. Just because I like it

Peni it is then I have real and fake here

Care to share?

Oh I see...fake penis is fine if you have a real one too?

Sexist!

And all this coming from the woman who's "fab straight"?

And I was going to add that my real one gets priority

Yeah?

We'll I've got tits and a clitoris...i win "

I can't argue with that to be fair..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane

You like foof too tho right?

I like foof

I like MY foof "

I have never been acquainted with your foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni? "

Please don't hate me but it's penes.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane

You like foof too tho right?

I like foof

I like MY foof

I have never YET been acquainted with your foof "

FIFY

You are welcome

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Please don't hate me but it's penes. "

Come show me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Please don't hate me but it's penes. "

It was a genuine question, and I dislike googling everything. The conversation got sidetracked onto foofs.. Foof..? But thanks for the actual answer Foofies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it penis, penises or peni?

Please don't hate me but it's penes.

It was a genuine question, and I dislike googling everything. The conversation got sidetracked onto foofs.. Foof..? But thanks for the actual answer Foofies? "

Multiple foof?

A fucking good time is what that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu "

I mean...you should probably use the effort telling someone who actually cares...pmsl....

What posh does with her peni is of no concern to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu

I mean...you should probably use the effort telling someone who actually cares...pmsl....

What posh does with her peni is of no concern to me "
you have a good point lu

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu

I mean...you should probably use the effort telling someone who actually cares...pmsl....

What posh does with her peni is of no concern to me "

What DOESN'T she do with her penii!

(I added an extra i cos it looks nice)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu

I mean...you should probably use the effort telling someone who actually cares...pmsl....

What posh does with her peni is of no concern to me

What DOESN'T she do with her penii!

(I added an extra i cos it looks nice) "

No one has complained so far... and they always come back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu

I mean...you should probably use the effort telling someone who actually cares...pmsl....

What posh does with her peni is of no concern to me

What DOESN'T she do with her penii!

(I added an extra i cos it looks nice)

No one has complained so far... and they always come back for more "

Oh my...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu

I mean...you should probably use the effort telling someone who actually cares...pmsl....

What posh does with her peni is of no concern to me

What DOESN'T she do with her penii!

(I added an extra i cos it looks nice)

No one has complained so far... and they always come back for more

Oh my... "

innit

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu

I mean...you should probably use the effort telling someone who actually cares...pmsl....

What posh does with her peni is of no concern to me

What DOESN'T she do with her penii!

(I added an extra i cos it looks nice)

No one has complained so far... and they always come back for more

Oh my... "

It's true, Thunder. They do. They loves a bit of Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu

I mean...you should probably use the effort telling someone who actually cares...pmsl....

What posh does with her peni is of no concern to me

What DOESN'T she do with her penii!

(I added an extra i cos it looks nice)

No one has complained so far... and they always come back for more

Oh my...

It's true, Thunder. They do. They loves a bit of Posh "

The proof of the pudding is in the eating...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I myself would live her to show me her skills and I'd happily report back to you lu

I mean...you should probably use the effort telling someone who actually cares...pmsl....

What posh does with her peni is of no concern to me

What DOESN'T she do with her penii!

(I added an extra i cos it looks nice)

No one has complained so far... and they always come back for more

Oh my...

It's true, Thunder. They do. They loves a bit of Posh

The proof of the pudding is in the eating...

"

Honey. Eating is not what one does with a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope! I’m not blowing a fake penis. It’s no fun.

I want the reaction of my talented mouth on a hard cock. The lusty moans and growls as I drive a man insane

EXACTLY THAT!

^she gets it "

I’m clever, what can I say

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