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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry guys -- i dont get it,

i know i am mature ,is that why?

I find series of consonants just meaningless

today i got a message which i didnt understand -- polite old me replied

thx 4 msg -- theyve blocked me for sending a curt answer !!!FFS !!!

what do you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate text speak, so much so my profile says if you use it, please pass on by. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i fkin h8 it. nvr dn it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

looks like kenny bought himself a private registration .. because it sure doesnt look like an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looks like kenny bought himself a private registration .. because it sure doesnt look like an answer"

oh the irony of it...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

tht wd b oda irny ovit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

People who drone on about hating text speak are in the same category as opera buffs and fine diners. You just need someone to look down on.

I'll stick with S.O.S when im in trouble.

You can say.

Dear Coastguard,

I am writing to inform you that my vessel has struck an ice-berg and we are indefinitely delayed mid Atlantic.

It would be quite helpful if you could find it within yourself to assist in some manner.

Perhaps you are able to launch a rescue party. The ladies are panicking and have so far punched the facking lights out of any gentleman who attempts to so much as put a toe in the liferafts. All jackets have been seized by one BBW who is at this moment stitching them together to cover one breast.

On second thoughts....... hold that launch we are all dea..........

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"People who drone on about hating text speak are in the same category as opera buffs and fine diners. You just need someone to look down on.

I'll stick with S.O.S when im in trouble.

You can say.

Dear Coastguard,

I am writing to inform you that my vessel has struck an ice-berg and we are indefinitely delayed mid Atlantic.

It would be quite helpful if you could find it within yourself to assist in some manner.

Perhaps you are able to launch a rescue party. The ladies are panicking and have so far punched the facking lights out of any gentleman who attempts to so much as put a toe in the liferafts. All jackets have been seized by one BBW who is at this moment stitching them together to cover one breast.

On second thoughts....... hold that launch we are all dea.........."

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C u L8R

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"C u L8R "

Al E G8R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who drone on about hating text speak are in the same category as opera buffs and fine diners. You just need someone to look down on.

I'll stick with S.O.S when im in trouble.

You can say.

Dear Coastguard,

I am writing to inform you that my vessel has struck an ice-berg and we are indefinitely delayed mid Atlantic.

It would be quite helpful if you could find it within yourself to assist in some manner.

Perhaps you are able to launch a rescue party. The ladies are panicking and have so far punched the facking lights out of any gentleman who attempts to so much as put a toe in the liferafts. All jackets have been seized by one BBW who is at this moment stitching them together to cover one breast.

On second thoughts....... hold that launch we are all dea.........."

Next time you apply for a job,or fill in a tax form or need a lawyer, use text speak and see how far you get. Yes there are certain phrases that are commonly shortened, your example is one of them. eg. is another, but they were being used long before text speak. Personally, I think it's laziness, nothing else.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"People who drone on about hating text speak are in the same category as opera buffs and fine diners. You just need someone to look down on.

I'll stick with S.O.S when im in trouble.

You can say.

Dear Coastguard,

I am writing to inform you that my vessel has struck an ice-berg and we are indefinitely delayed mid Atlantic.

It would be quite helpful if you could find it within yourself to assist in some manner.

Perhaps you are able to launch a rescue party. The ladies are panicking and have so far punched the facking lights out of any gentleman who attempts to so much as put a toe in the liferafts. All jackets have been seized by one BBW who is at this moment stitching them together to cover one breast.

On second thoughts....... hold that launch we are all dea..........

Next time you apply for a job,or fill in a tax form or need a lawyer, use text speak and see how far you get. Yes there are certain phrases that are commonly shortened, your example is one of them. eg. is another, but they were being used long before text speak. Personally, I think it's laziness, nothing else."

My lawyer is fine with txt spk. He likes my money as much as he likes anyones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

d is nutin rong wit txt spk init

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"People who drone on about hating text speak are in the same category as opera buffs and fine diners. You just need someone to look down on.

I'll stick with S.O.S when im in trouble.

You can say.

Dear Coastguard,

I am writing to inform you that my vessel has struck an ice-berg and we are indefinitely delayed mid Atlantic.

It would be quite helpful if you could find it within yourself to assist in some manner.

Perhaps you are able to launch a rescue party. The ladies are panicking and have so far punched the facking lights out of any gentleman who attempts to so much as put a toe in the liferafts. All jackets have been seized by one BBW who is at this moment stitching them together to cover one breast.

On second thoughts....... hold that launch we are all dea..........

Next time you apply for a job,or fill in a tax form or need a lawyer, use text speak and see how far you get. Yes there are certain phrases that are commonly shortened, your example is one of them. eg. is another, but they were being used long before text speak. Personally, I think it's laziness, nothing else."

I'm inclined to agree. Doesn't take much to stick a couple of vowels in so it makes sense and gives your message fluidity.

My step-daughter uses extreme text speak in her Facebook updates and I honestly can't understand what she's on about! I can only get the gist of the status by picking out the odd single word and piecing the meaning together.

She's a lovely girl but comes across as a dip-shit in her messages. Such a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Next time you apply for a job,or fill in a tax form or need a lawyer, use text speak and see how far you get. Yes there are certain phrases that are commonly shortened, your example is one of them. eg. is another, but they were being used long before text speak. Personally, I think it's laziness, nothing else."

You know what, i'm not a huge fan of text speak i like people to show some form of intelligence in their messages, but when online i always say LOL or ROFL(MAO) because i'm not going to type it all out because yes.. i am lazy.

but i don't think that you can be lazy when you have to think of what letters you need to take out of every word to make it as short as possible,,, that takes alot of thought and dedication to the cause i think... so from one very lazy person who dislikes text speak i would say its nothing to do with laziness.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"People who drone on about hating text speak are in the same category as opera buffs and fine diners. You just need someone to look down on.

I'll stick with S.O.S when im in trouble.

You can say.

Dear Coastguard,

I am writing to inform you that my vessel has struck an ice-berg and we are indefinitely delayed mid Atlantic.

It would be quite helpful if you could find it within yourself to assist in some manner.

Perhaps you are able to launch a rescue party. The ladies are panicking and have so far punched the facking lights out of any gentleman who attempts to so much as put a toe in the liferafts. All jackets have been seized by one BBW who is at this moment stitching them together to cover one breast.

On second thoughts....... hold that launch we are all dea..........

Next time you apply for a job,or fill in a tax form or need a lawyer, use text speak and see how far you get. Yes there are certain phrases that are commonly shortened, your example is one of them. eg. is another, but they were being used long before text speak. Personally, I think it's laziness, nothing else.

I'm inclined to agree. Doesn't take much to stick a couple of vowels in so it makes sense and gives your message fluidity.

My step-daughter uses extreme text speak in her Facebook updates and I honestly can't understand what she's on about! I can only get the gist of the status by picking out the odd single word and piecing the meaning together.

She's a lovely girl but comes across as a dip-shit in her messages. Such a shame.

"

She doesn't write them for you ? Why would she want her parents to understand her facebook entries ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Next time you apply for a job,or fill in a tax form or need a lawyer, use text speak and see how far you get. Yes there are certain phrases that are commonly shortened, your example is one of them. eg. is another, but they were being used long before text speak. Personally, I think it's laziness, nothing else.

You know what, i'm not a huge fan of text speak i like people to show some form of intelligence in their messages, but when online i always say LOL or ROFL(MAO) because i'm not going to type it all out because yes.. i am lazy.

but i don't think that you can be lazy when you have to think of what letters you need to take out of every word to make it as short as possible,,, that takes alot of thought and dedication to the cause i think... so from one very lazy person who dislikes text speak i would say its nothing to do with laziness. "

I dislike text speak where it isn't needed but i'm not ready to denounce users or fail to see that it developed for a reason.

You'd think it was hard to do , difficult to understand and that someone had invented it just to be a bastard.

It has uses and i'm glad I can use it when it's needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Next time you apply for a job,or fill in a tax form or need a lawyer, use text speak and see how far you get. Yes there are certain phrases that are commonly shortened, your example is one of them. eg. is another, but they were being used long before text speak. Personally, I think it's laziness, nothing else.

You know what, i'm not a huge fan of text speak i like people to show some form of intelligence in their messages, but when online i always say LOL or ROFL(MAO) because i'm not going to type it all out because yes.. i am lazy.

but i don't think that you can be lazy when you have to think of what letters you need to take out of every word to make it as short as possible,,, that takes alot of thought and dedication to the cause i think... so from one very lazy person who dislikes text speak i would say its nothing to do with laziness. "

I use lol, at the end of a sentence as well, I think it's a lot different than using text speak AS the sentence. But hey, some folk use it, I don't, some folk like it, I don't. Thank God we are all different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never realised typing the letters would actually give you the smiley!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

can someone explain this thread for me please?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Apostrophes are a sign of laziness.

Use 'it is' and 'do not'

Thank you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"can someone explain this thread for me please?"

Yes dear, lie down and Granny will begin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can someone explain this thread for me please?

Yes dear, lie down and Granny will begin."

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"can someone explain this thread for me please?

Yes dear, lie down and Granny will begin."

I'm ready and waiting (I presume I had to be naked )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"can someone explain this thread for me please?

Yes dear, lie down and Granny will begin.

I'm ready and waiting (I presume I had to be naked )"

Well yes..... and seeing as you were so willing to get your bits out i know it's A ...... :P

Nice Todge dear.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"can someone explain this thread for me please?

Yes dear, lie down and Granny will begin.

I'm ready and waiting (I presume I had to be naked )

Well yes..... and seeing as you were so willing to get your bits out i know it's A ...... :P

Nice Todge dear."

thank you - you can give it a close up inspection if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to google most of it to find out what it means..what I do sometimes if there really extreme with it is go to language translation site and send them a message back in finnish or romanian..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to google most of it to find out what it means..what I do sometimes if there really extreme with it is go to language translation site and send them a message back in finnish or romanian.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to google most of it to find out what it means..what I do sometimes if there really extreme with it is go to language translation site and send them a message back in finnish or romanian.. "

What, something along the lines of, "Speak English, dammit!!"?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Textspeak is fine in texts, not so fine in messages.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"People who drone on about hating text speak are in the same category as opera buffs and fine diners. You just need someone to look down on.

I'll stick with S.O.S when im in trouble.

You can say.

Dear Coastguard,

I am writing to inform you that my vessel has struck an ice-berg and we are indefinitely delayed mid Atlantic.

It would be quite helpful if you could find it within yourself to assist in some manner.

Perhaps you are able to launch a rescue party. The ladies are panicking and have so far punched the facking lights out of any gentleman who attempts to so much as put a toe in the liferafts. All jackets have been seized by one BBW who is at this moment stitching them together to cover one breast.

On second thoughts....... hold that launch we are all dea..........

Next time you apply for a job,or fill in a tax form or need a lawyer, use text speak and see how far you get. Yes there are certain phrases that are commonly shortened, your example is one of them. eg. is another, but they were being used long before text speak. Personally, I think it's laziness, nothing else.

I'm inclined to agree. Doesn't take much to stick a couple of vowels in so it makes sense and gives your message fluidity.

My step-daughter uses extreme text speak in her Facebook updates and I honestly can't understand what she's on about! I can only get the gist of the status by picking out the odd single word and piecing the meaning together.

She's a lovely girl but comes across as a dip-shit in her messages. Such a shame.

She doesn't write them for you ? Why would she want her parents to understand her facebook entries ?"

Consider it the young person's version of pas devant les enfants - pas devant les anciens if you like...

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I won't complain if people send me a message in text speak, but don't expect me to read it, lol.

It was acceptable when we had the old Nokia-type phones where the number of characters you could use in a single text was limited, but there is no excuse for it now. It comes across as lazy and arrogant and trying to read it gives me a headache. - Any messages like that are treated with the delete button. (And yes, I know I'm a hypocrite for using "lol").

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we get a message in text speak then we don't reply.......simples

If people cant make the effort to write/speak with us in a conventional manner then we presume that they won't make the effort when meeting us.......we don't like lazy people......we like keen, enthusiastic and attentive people!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"If we get a message in text speak then we don't reply.......simples

If people cant make the effort to write/speak with us in a conventional manner then we presume that they won't make the effort when meeting us.......we don't like lazy people......we like keen, enthusiastic and attentive people!"

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