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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My wee one and I have been loving the Christmas Chronicles and I was telling her that Santa and Mrs Claus have been married in real life a long time bla bla bla...ended up showing her the trailer to Overboard to see how young they were.

She now thinks the 80s were evil "What?! He k*dnaps her? And he's a goodie? Why would the mum do all the cleaning anyway? She's his slave! This is sick!"

She has a point!

What movies do you look back on and just think 'wow '

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Pretty in Pink. Yikes.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

ET: The military would have ‘silenced’ the family permanently and all other witnesses before putting out cover stories to the press and ET himself would have been whipped off to Area 51 or some such site and hastily interrogated and dissected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watership Down. It was sad when i first watched it as a child, now I find it creepy and morbid. Drains the happiness out of you

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Pretty Woman.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

16 Candles. Really?

Cruel Intentions (though I found the whole "I'll give you anal even though you're my stepbrother if you have sex with another girl that I don't like" thing incredibly weird at the time, it's not just that it's aged very badly)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A creepy looking man, employed by the state to catch children and lure them with "cherry pie and ice cream"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Grinch, i mean who doesn't love Christmas

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

You’re going out to search and possibly kill a woman, boy and man eating shark. I knew you’d need a bigger boat, when I saw that wooden thing you went out, in.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Monsters Inc. Stealing a child and Stockholm syndrome for the poor little girl. Beauty and the beast is the exact same when you think about it.

Its rife in Disney and pixar films.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Actually to pick up on the OPs point about baddies being goodies....

...how can a self-confessed cannibal who has killed countless people in various ways and enjoyed eating someone's liver with "fava beans and a nice chianti" be considered a "goodie"?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Watership Down. It was sad when i first watched it as a child, now I find it creepy and morbid. Drains the happiness out of you "

Totally agree with this, I remember being horrified and in shock leaving the cinema as a kid, I still haven’t rewatched it since

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A Time to Kill - that final defence statement to the jury, although I found it more powerful in the book

Wow for a completely different reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure it had a great plot anyway but if you watch Grease, Danny Zuco basically sexually assaults Sandy (twice I think). She actually has to fight him off in one scene, otherwise it would have been much worse. Kind of is a plot hole as he’s supposed to be the hero of the movie!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not sure it had a great plot anyway but if you watch Grease, Danny Zuco basically sexually assaults Sandy (twice I think). She actually has to fight him off in one scene, otherwise it would have been much worse. Kind of is a plot hole as he’s supposed to be the hero of the movie! "

Saturday Night Fever to: Tony Manero (Travolta) sits nonchalantly in the front of the car whilst a girl is being sexually assaulted in the back (and is begging him for help!)

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Not sure it had a great plot anyway but if you watch Grease, Danny Zuco basically sexually assaults Sandy (twice I think). She actually has to fight him off in one scene, otherwise it would have been much worse. Kind of is a plot hole as he’s supposed to be the hero of the movie! "

The whole ending of Grease is that you should change every single thing about yourself to fit in with the cool kids if you want a man to notice you. A suggestion of sexual availability helps too.

I don't think it's a happy ending to a movie!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Monsters Inc. Stealing a child and Stockholm syndrome for the poor little girl. Beauty and the beast is the exact same when you think about it.

Its rife in Disney and pixar films. "

To be fair to Monsters Inc. They didn't steal her, or force her. She was a stow away, they then tried to get her the fuck back where she came from.

Beauty and the Beast very much is Stockholm. Also plays up to that stereotype of a woman trying to change an aggressive thug in to a good man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of 50 Shades. Let a rich bloke do what he wants to you and he'll fall in love with you eventually.

If Christian Grey had been poor he'd have been om a register before the end of scene two.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Nobody has mentioned Back to the Future have they? Sure, why not plan to sexually assault your mum so that your dad can play the hero?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"The Grinch, i mean who doesn't love Christmas "

He didn't hate Christmas, he hated people, which was totally understandable! He originally loved xmas, until people were dicks

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

AHH the good old days..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

What's that Ryan gosling movie where he basically stalks McAdams?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What's that Ryan gosling movie where he basically stalks McAdams? "

The most romantic film ever!

The Notebook.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"What's that Ryan gosling movie where he basically stalks McAdams?

The most romantic film ever!

The Notebook."

Yeah that's it, the I'm gonna kill myself unless you go out with me movie! Mad stalker.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"What's that Ryan gosling movie where he basically stalks McAdams?

The most romantic film ever!

The Notebook.

Yeah that's it, the I'm gonna kill myself unless you go out with me movie! Mad stalker. "

God I hate that movie so much for that exact reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure it had a great plot anyway but if you watch Grease, Danny Zuco basically sexually assaults Sandy (twice I think). She actually has to fight him off in one scene, otherwise it would have been much worse. Kind of is a plot hole as he’s supposed to be the hero of the movie!

The whole ending of Grease is that you should change every single thing about yourself to fit in with the cool kids if you want a man to notice you. A suggestion of sexual availability helps too.

I don't think it's a happy ending to a movie!"

I think a lot of films of this era had a similar vibe.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Beetlejuice doesnt stand up well. Watched it recently and he's perving all over a teen Winona and wanting to marry her...urgh.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pretty Woman... "family friendly" story about prostitution...mmmn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I agree with all of these. It's a wònder we're all such well rounded, lovely people after being brought up on a diet of these... !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched Ghostbusters for the first time recently (the original) in which Bill Murray thirst for Sigourney Weaver so damn hard that even her demonic possession doesn't deter him.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Not a film but a computer game Michael Jackson's moon walker which came out in 1990.

You (Jackson), have to go round saving children who are often hiding in closets by dancing.

Yep that could not be any weirder.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I watched Ghostbusters for the first time recently (the original) in which Bill Murray thirst for Sigourney Weaver so damn hard that even her demonic possession doesn't deter him. "

Yeah and the female and male student bit with his experiment at the start.

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