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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

.......

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"......."
curry or nuts

Or 1 nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good hard fuck from behind

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"....... curry or nuts

Or 1 nut

You could not handle my home made curry its hot

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A good hard fuck from behind "

Why not front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good hard fuck from behind

Why not front "

I just prefer that they don't see my face....it's better that way

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A good hard fuck from behind

Why not front

I just prefer that they don't see my face....it's better that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ma hole

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ma hole

Your hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clubs to reopen as Covid disappears overnight.

And some new slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma hole

Your hole?"

His hole

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

My two front teeth

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My two front teeth "

Chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole"

Any hole

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole

Any hole"

Will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World peace...

And a Porsche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole

Any hole"

Is a goal

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole

Any hole

Is a goal "

Is a pole

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"....... curry or nuts

Or 1 nut

You could not handle my home made curry its hot"
ohh that's fighting talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon....I'm no bad looking. Bend over and I'll pump ye

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A date with Sean Bean.....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"C'mon....I'm no bad looking. Bend over and I'll pump ye

Done x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My two front teeth "

Doh! Trust you to get their first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole

Any hole

Is a goal

Is a pole"

Like a mole

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"....... curry or nuts

Or 1 nut

You could not handle my home made curry its hot ohh that's fighting talk. "

You keep mentioning curry ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon....I'm no bad looking. Bend over and I'll pump ye

Is that Scottish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon....I'm no bad looking. Bend over and I'll pump ye

Is that Scottish? "

Aye

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"C'mon....I'm no bad looking. Bend over and I'll pump ye

Is that Scottish?

Aye"

I'm ready

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By *ritladMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"A good hard fuck from behind

Why not front

I just prefer that they don't see my face....it's better that way

I bet it’s good front way too!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole

Any hole

Is a goal

Is a pole

Like a mole"

In my soul

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

A god dam time travelling Delorean please

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"My two front teeth

Doh! Trust you to get their first

Sorry

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Some slippers

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Some slippers

Fluffy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole

Any hole

Is a goal

Is a pole

Like a mole

In my soul "

But not a troll

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole

Any hole

Is a goal

Is a pole

Like a mole

In my soul

But not a troll"

Who's a troll

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

All the naughty, horny sluts on my naughty list haha

not a greedy santa at all

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"All the naughty, horny sluts on my naughty list haha

not a greedy santa at all

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole

Any hole

Is a goal

Is a pole

Like a mole

In my soul

But not a troll"

Without a groll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horny sesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma hole

Your hole?

His hole

Any hole

Is a goal

Is a pole

Like a mole

In my soul

But not a troll

Who's a troll"

The one that takes their soup with a roll

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A horny sesh"

This, although I'd settle for someone honking my boobs at this point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horny sesh

This, although I'd settle for someone honking my boobs at this point."

Hoooonk hooooooonk!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Some slippers

Fluffy ones"

definitely

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A horny sesh

This, although I'd settle for someone honking my boobs at this point.

Hoooonk hooooooonk!"

God yes, right there... don't stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horny sesh

This, although I'd settle for someone honking my boobs at this point.

Hoooonk hooooooonk!

God yes, right there... don't stop!

Can I motorboat your cleavage while I tweak your nipples and honk your boobs?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A horny sesh

This, although I'd settle for someone honking my boobs at this point.

Hoooonk hooooooonk!

God yes, right there... don't stop!

Can I motorboat your cleavage while I tweak your nipples and honk your boobs?"

I thought you'd never ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horny sesh

This, although I'd settle for someone honking my boobs at this point.

Hoooonk hooooooonk!

God yes, right there... don't stop!

Can I motorboat your cleavage while I tweak your nipples and honk your boobs?

I thought you'd never ask!"

Well this is fun!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Covid to f off so we can all get back to having some fun!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink."

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new helicopter please.

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By *alerieCouple
over a year ago

Close by

A snog ! Or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... to not think about work.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk"

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good night out without worry of covid.

But 2nd to that I'll take a office blowjob or handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?"

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

I need new wellies as mine are letting in water

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me"

I'm sorry? No, can't hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water

That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me"

Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me

Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life! "

Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water

That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!"

I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water

That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!

I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it

I kinda like your bum....cant I just plug it for you?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Turkey

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water

That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!

I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it

Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me

Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!

Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!

I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me

Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!

Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!

I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden "

Showers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water

That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!

I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it

Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped

I'd happily pump _luebell888's bottom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me

Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!

Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!

I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden "

That was my best rap work....it was also my only rap work which kinda makes it the best. I was proud of those lyrics.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water

That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!

I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it

Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped

I confess

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me

Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!

Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!

I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden

That was my best rap work....it was also my only rap work which kinda makes it the best. I was proud of those lyrics."

Get a room you pair for Christmas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water

That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!

I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it

Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped

I confess

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me

Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!

Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!

I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden

That was my best rap work....it was also my only rap work which kinda makes it the best. I was proud of those lyrics."

It was my only rap work. I’m surprised we didn’t get signed off the back of them

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water

That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!

I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it

Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped

I confess

I hope you're ready to be tied to his Christmas tree for his kinky Christmas fantasy?

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

For it to be over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.

Can I get the slippers then?

They’re pink.

They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk

What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?

I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me

Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!

Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!

I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden

That was my best rap work....it was also my only rap work which kinda makes it the best. I was proud of those lyrics.

It was my only rap work. I’m surprised we didn’t get signed off the back of them "

I was offered a £10 million contract but only on the condition you changed your name to Jamie Bants! You refused so we lost out

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By *agic tongue mike.Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

I'd have a teleporter. So I could be anywhere anytime there was a lovely woman to play with, so much time wasted travelling. That and covid to be gone for good. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/12/20 00:33:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a new bum please mine has a crack in it "

That's one has been done already pal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friends wife !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a new bum please mine has a crack in it

That's one has been done already pal!

Damn it that will teach me to read the whole thread first

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My best friends wife ! "

Some friend you are

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"....... curry or nuts

Or 1 nut

You could not handle my home made curry its hot ohh that's fighting talk.

You keep mentioning curry ha"
you brought it up first, something to do with retirement and India I believe

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"....... curry or nuts

Or 1 nut

You could not handle my home made curry its hot ohh that's fighting talk.

You keep mentioning curry ha you brought it up first, something to do with retirement and India I believe

Yes I'm still waiting x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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