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I want cake, all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But my butt and 3rd chin are saying no.

There is also not much sweet stuff in the house, and my bank balance begs me not to order anything, but I think with all the odds stacked against me, it makes me want it more

Who else is suffering with bad cravings?

Is it compensating for lack of sex?

Is it comfort eating because everything is soooo shit right now that cake is a happy place?

Who knows....but I still want it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am the devil on your shoulder..... ‘Go on.....give in to your desire. Just a little won’t hurt...’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am the devil on your shoulder..... ‘Go on.....give in to your desire. Just a little won’t hurt...’ "

If I had a devil in my bed instead of on my shoulder, I would be burning calories instead of eating them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mines ice cream. I have it nearly everyday but i want to lose some fat before christmas as i know i will put on over christmas.

This is my second day without any and the craving is bad and i live next to a supermarket

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am the devil on your shoulder..... ‘Go on.....give in to your desire. Just a little won’t hurt...’

If I had a devil in my bed instead of on my shoulder, I would be burning calories instead of eating them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But my butt and 3rd chin are saying no.

There is also not much sweet stuff in the house, and my bank balance begs me not to order anything, but I think with all the odds stacked against me, it makes me want it more

Who else is suffering with bad cravings?

Is it compensating for lack of sex?

Is it comfort eating because everything is soooo shit right now that cake is a happy place?

Who knows....but I still want it "

So know what you mean, I so need to loose weight, but with this lockdown you just want things that make you happy and cake definitely make you happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im feeling super snacky lately too. I think its these cold, dark winter days - all I want to do lately is eat and sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work as a development chef for a dessert company.

Having to eat cake everyday from 8am onwards kinda kills the enjoyment of it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines ice cream. I have it nearly everyday but i want to lose some fat before christmas as i know i will put on over christmas.

This is my second day without any and the craving is bad and i live next to a supermarket "

Supermarket is a far enough walk to deter me so that is good atleast lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But my butt and 3rd chin are saying no.

There is also not much sweet stuff in the house, and my bank balance begs me not to order anything, but I think with all the odds stacked against me, it makes me want it more

Who else is suffering with bad cravings?

Is it compensating for lack of sex?

Is it comfort eating because everything is soooo shit right now that cake is a happy place?

Who knows....but I still want it

So know what you mean, I so need to loose weight, but with this lockdown you just want things that make you happy and cake definitely make you happy "

It does, and its been a shitty day tbf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im feeling super snacky lately too. I think its these cold, dark winter days - all I want to do lately is eat and sleep. "

My life currently consists of that atm with a few hours on a sewing machine inbetween

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I made cake today x sending you a virtual slice with no calories x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"[Cake Removed by poster at 15/12/20 20:44:57]"

Where did the cake go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to work as a development chef for a dessert company.

Having to eat cake everyday from 8am onwards kinda kills the enjoyment of it x"

Nah. Best...job...ever

I will take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to work as a development chef for a dessert company.

Having to eat cake everyday from 8am onwards kinda kills the enjoyment of it x

Eating cheesecake in the morning did get a bit to much lol!

The best part was the samples i was able to take home. Once managed to nab 10kg of salted caramel brownie

Nah. Best...job...ever

I will take it "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I used to work as a development chef for a dessert company.

Having to eat cake everyday from 8am onwards kinda kills the enjoyment of it x

Nah. Best...job...ever

I will take it "

I used to work in a brewery. You'd think taste testing at 10am on Wednesday would be great? It's loses its sheen quickly, honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not eating well at all at the minute

I feel like shit and my clothes feel uncomfortable

I've not eaten much today, but what I have eaten has been snacky crap

I need to break the cycle... saying that, the Biscoff cheesecake was lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not eating well at all at the minute

I feel like shit and my clothes feel uncomfortable

I've not eaten much today, but what I have eaten has been snacky crap

I need to break the cycle... saying that, the Biscoff cheesecake was lovely

"

I have started most days with a kale and fruit smoothie, it all comes undone by night time

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

When I get a sugar craving, be it cake, ice cream or a chocolate bar I instead down an entire tub of fat free greek yogurt with some tasty granola. It's tasty, cheaper and far less calorie intensive

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I always want a Chinese. Everyday. Cannot shake the craving at all

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I always want a Chinese. Everyday. Cannot shake the craving at all "

Make your own, girl

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I always want a Chinese. Everyday. Cannot shake the craving at all

Make your own, girl "

Or send Martyn to the shop

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I always want a Chinese. Everyday. Cannot shake the craving at all

Make your own, girl

Or send Martyn to the shop "

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

As other posters said, the onset of winter demands that you treat yourself. I've been running the gamut of chocolatey treats recently. Tesco's Finest triple chocolate chip cookies are my latest weakness

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

OP, food is one of my coping mechanisms, and yeah, it's been a shit year.

I try to keep crap out of the house, now more than ever, because if it's here it won't be for long. I have some sugar free jelly and frozen berries at the moment, that's about it.

If I resist, the temptation will go away eventually. If it's not in the house, it's easier to resist.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I always want a Chinese. Everyday. Cannot shake the craving at all

Make your own, girl

Or send Martyn to the shop "

Both excellent suggestions.

Swing, yes I do try but there’s something so satisfying about all the MSG I’m paying through the nose for just to have the convenience of delivery.

KC, Martyn isn’t overly bothered by Chinese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been eating like it was Christmas week since March ! I genuinely panicked when I heard there was a vaccine as I thought 'oh no, I only have about 6 months to get a grip!'

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I always want a Chinese. Everyday. Cannot shake the craving at all

Make your own, girl

Or send Martyn to the shop

Both excellent suggestions.

Swing, yes I do try but there’s something so satisfying about all the MSG I’m paying through the nose for just to have the convenience of delivery.

KC, Martyn isn’t overly bothered by Chinese! "

It's easier for me I guess. I prefer Aussie faux Chinese to British faux Chinese, so I try to imitate Aussie faux Chinese at home

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Black forest Gateau

And 2 forks please

Not for sharing

I Can just eat it quicker with 2 forks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been eating like it was Christmas week since March ! I genuinely panicked when I heard there was a vaccine as I thought 'oh no, I only have about 6 months to get a grip!'"

Haha yep, the daunting prospect of going back to a swingers club right now is a good incentive!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I always want a Chinese. Everyday. Cannot shake the craving at all

Make your own, girl

Or send Martyn to the shop

Both excellent suggestions.

Swing, yes I do try but there’s something so satisfying about all the MSG I’m paying through the nose for just to have the convenience of delivery.

KC, Martyn isn’t overly bothered by Chinese! "

Oh dear. Are you sure you've chosen well there, Jamie Jingly Pants?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've been eating like it was Christmas week since March ! I genuinely panicked when I heard there was a vaccine as I thought 'oh no, I only have about 6 months to get a grip!'

Haha yep, the daunting prospect of going back to a swingers club right now is a good incentive!"

Prick for prick

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I always want a Chinese. Everyday. Cannot shake the craving at all

Make your own, girl

Or send Martyn to the shop

Both excellent suggestions.

Swing, yes I do try but there’s something so satisfying about all the MSG I’m paying through the nose for just to have the convenience of delivery.

KC, Martyn isn’t overly bothered by Chinese!

Oh dear. Are you sure you've chosen well there, Jamie Jingly Pants?! "

I definitely questioned some things when I found that out.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I always want a Chinese. Everyday. Cannot shake the craving at all

Make your own, girl

Or send Martyn to the shop

Both excellent suggestions.

Swing, yes I do try but there’s something so satisfying about all the MSG I’m paying through the nose for just to have the convenience of delivery.

KC, Martyn isn’t overly bothered by Chinese!

Oh dear. Are you sure you've chosen well there, Jamie Jingly Pants?!

I definitely questioned some things when I found that out. "

Go with your heart

Or stomach

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Is it compensating for lack of sex?

I want to eat my cake AND have it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But my butt and 3rd chin are saying no.

There is also not much sweet stuff in the house, and my bank balance begs me not to order anything, but I think with all the odds stacked against me, it makes me want it more

Who else is suffering with bad cravings?

Is it compensating for lack of sex?

Is it comfort eating because everything is soooo shit right now that cake is a happy place?

Who knows....but I still want it "

It’s not compensating for lack of sex here, I just like cake and chocolate so I eat them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t stop eating mince pies ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop talking about cake!

Sick of mince pies, I now have the craving for tiramisu

Oooh yummy

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Mmmmmmm cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t stop eating mince pies ??"

I have 2 boxes in the pantry for xmas that keep staring at me, i am sure at this rate only 1 box will survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’ve already been through about 6/7 boxes haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I’ve already been through about 6/7 boxes haha"

Ok I don't feel so bad now

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