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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your unique selling point?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

I’m cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an incredibly fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't profess to be a salesperson

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

I'll bore you to sleep with physics talk!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My amazing wit,

my sparkling repartee,

my charm and ........

my modesty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your unique selling point?

I didn't think we were allowed to sell or buy???

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I'm an incredibly fuck.

Definitely this

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I'm an incredibly fuck.

Incredibly or incredible mind going on over drive here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um?????? Can I get back to you on that one?

Oh.....I know ....no I don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is your unique selling point?

I didn't think we were allowed to sell or buy???

Where's a facepalm emoji when ya need one!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice).

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I'm available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking love spanking

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

USP... Oh god I’m back at work!

“Contains no narcissism”

- may contain nuts

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I'm available "

(after covid etc etc before I get hate mail)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that i dont have one.

im ultimatly flexible and can be shaped to your needs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm available

(after covid etc etc before I get hate mail) "

Good man! We don't want anyone sending you hate mail!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice). "

Sold!

Bring the biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that i dont have one.

im ultimatly flexible and can be shaped to your needs"

How flexible? Can you do the splits?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Errmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that i dont have one.

im ultimatly flexible and can be shaped to your needs

How flexible? Can you do the splits?

depends how low you expect me to get

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't think I've got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not for sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoying

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Annoying "

And a jinx.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m unique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Annoying

And a jinx.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice).

Sold!

Bring the biscuits

I'll grab my custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm available

(after covid etc etc before I get hate mail) "

What about covid you......oh right lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m unique.

The world couldn't cope with the amount of sexy if there were more than one of you

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'm me...there's not anyone exactly like me anywhere

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m unique.

The world couldn't cope with the amount of sexy if there were more than one of you

I was hoping you could cope with me twice though

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

i'm passionate

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I taste of sweet Ginger,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a great cuppa and give snuggly hugs xx

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice).

Sold!

Bring the biscuits

I'll grab my custard creams

Better make it two packets.

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By *ohnnyGentMan
over a year ago

london

I can make you laugh and cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can last a very long time

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Respect discretion and I keep a secret forever (and I have an immunity to Covid - but I haven’t worked out how to share that)

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Im fucking amazeballs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm Tina Titz and I'm Tina Titz

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My pretty eyes

My caring personality

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice).

Sold!

Bring the biscuits

I'll grab my custard creams

Better make it two packets.

2 packets & a cheeky pack of shortbread fingers, just in case

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice).

Sold!

Bring the biscuits

I'll grab my custard creams

Beltin x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice).

Sold!

Bring the biscuits

I'll grab my custard creams

Better make it two packets.

2 packets & a cheeky pack of shortbread fingers, just in case

I have cake if we run out

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My amazing wit,

my sparkling repartee,

my charm and ........

my modesty. "

I should also point out that i am the world champion hugger for the last 6 years.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Will put out for food

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Double the trouble!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m unique.

The world couldn't cope with the amount of sexy if there were more than one of you

I was hoping you could cope with me twice though

I can more than cope with your twice. And cope with you more than twice

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Will put out for food "

That's screwed my unique selling point now.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Will put out for food

That's screwed my unique selling point now.

Shit. If that was your USP, it means it’s not really that U to me!

I need a new one!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I can laugh your pants off

Then fuck your brains out!

Then I'll feed you x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Utterly Selfless People.

Its a nice USP to have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing wooing cooking skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, I think mine is that I know I don't particularly have one!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

House trained

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can balance £3.26 in 2p’s on the tip of my erect bell-end

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Annoying

And a jinx.

And the queen of diversions

Our USP is we will fuck your partners, not let you watch and not give them back until the next day

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m actually quite nice and shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pee standing up and not splash any on the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a bald, hairy, married, cheating, narcissistic, mythomaniacal, coitophobic,, indiscreet, fake, ungenuine, unprofessional, creepy, patronisingly sycophantic sesquipedalian.

Think that about covers it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a shit fuck but I can touch me nose with me tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a bald, hairy, married, cheating, narcissistic, mythomaniacal, coitophobic,, indiscreet, fake, ungenuine, unprofessional, creepy, patronisingly sycophantic sesquipedalian.

Think that about covers it."

Will you marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a bald, hairy, married, cheating, narcissistic, mythomaniacal, coitophobic,, indiscreet, fake, ungenuine, unprofessional, creepy, patronisingly sycophantic sesquipedalian.

Think that about covers it.

Will you marry me

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I can do bigamy too

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

I can spell no backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been trying for years but can't get pregnant

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just me "

And don't ever change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking amazeballs"

Hey that's my line! !

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Im fucking amazeballs

Hey that's my line! ! "

We've changed your's - remember???

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Im fucking amazeballs

Hey that's my line! !

We've changed your's - remember???"

Who’s line is it anyway lol

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse

Your local McDonald's is about to run out. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make everyone cum

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse

Your local McDonald's is about to run out. Lol"

Thats fine we have 5 local McDonald's

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm a giver.

Jo.Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse

Your local McDonald's is about to run out. Lol

Thats fine we have 5 local McDonald's

I've just googled them. I'm on my way.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse

Your local McDonald's is about to run out. Lol

Thats fine we have 5 local McDonald's

Ketchup with that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make everyone cum

That’s fighting talk

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse

Forget cumming in your arse I’ve just cum in my pants reading this. Thank you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I make everyone cum

That’s fighting talk

Can i be the referee?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I orgasm constantly - around 20 times per minute. Feels bloody marvellous! Damn I miss sex!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I orgasm constantly - around 20 times per minute. Feels bloody marvellous! Damn I miss sex!

Id have to take my socks off to count that high.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make everyone cum

That’s fighting talk

Yet to fail haha

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I orgasm constantly - around 20 times per minute. Feels bloody marvellous! Damn I miss sex!

Id have to take my socks off to count that high.

Well guys fucking in socks is a no no anyway!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I orgasm constantly - around 20 times per minute. Feels bloody marvellous! Damn I miss sex!

Id have to take my socks off to count that high.

Well guys fucking in socks is a no no anyway!

Well i better make sure you reach more than 10. Lol

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

Tongue like an electric eel and hung like a grand national winer .. o and I can dance and I mean dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slutty chic here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like a steam train

No down time

Then will go again

Toot toot......

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Slutty chic here

Hello stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh? I don't need to explain that!!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Eh? I don't need to explain that!!

You may have to as I have no idea

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have no illusions about my shortcomings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no illusions about my shortcomings. "

Ha! ‘Short’ comings

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

My innocent adorableness!

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By *idcotlad2020Man
over a year ago

didcot

I got a good choice of boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an incredibly fuck.

Incredible pics, wow.

We always try to come as one

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Fancy some spicy Indians. Lol

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have no illusions about my shortcomings.

Ha! ‘Short’ comings

Calling them "longcomings" has rather different resonances.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have no illusions about my shortcomings.

Ha! ‘Short’ comings

Calling them "longcomings" has rather different resonances. "

Apparently a lot of men pay good money for long comings. In the form of a little blue pill, I believe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really wouldnt know.

But I routinely discount myself and I'm overly hard on myself.

Maybe that I'm genuinely nice to people and have a pretty good sense of humour

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