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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Here’s the premise, it’s a bit fiddly but stick with it, it might be fun.

Join the thread, then message somebody in the thread and tell them something about yourself, then here’s the twist, when you receive a message, post the info on the thread, but don’t reveal who sent it to you.

Got it. Play nice, have fun, respect filters (which you have to anyway, after all they’re filters).

Ready steady go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In

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By *ajorbeaverMan
over a year ago

blackpool

lips are sealed.

nobody talks to me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can you believe someone enjoys inflatable gimp sex with their neighbour. I’ve seen the pics

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, sounds intriguing

I'm in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can you believe someone enjoys inflatable gimp sex with their neighbour. I’ve seen the pics "

I already know that's you, Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can you believe someone likes peeing themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to stroke my pussy

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Somebody professes to be feckin amazing.

I kind of agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna change my name to Mischievous Midnight

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By *ritladMan
over a year ago

Taunton

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to dance round my bedroom singing in the dark

normally when my leccy meters ran out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a streak down a busy street full of outdoor cafes in Europe chased by a policeman

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

This should be fun lol

I'm in.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I like to swirl my finger round the peanut butter jar & lick it off

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Somebody loves to watch cunnilingus porn as she err I mean they masturbate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

[Removed by poster at 15/12/20 10:16:32]

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By *luns1Man
over a year ago

Preston

I'm in, this could be interesting.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I've peed in the bath....

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By *ajorbeaverMan
over a year ago

blackpool

i like playing knock a door run to my neighbours just to wind the paranoid fckrs up

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can you believe that someone on here likes to taste their own pre cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone gets turned on when ladies ask for naked pics of himself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone likes to take big bites of cheese then put it back in the wrapper in the fridge x

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I like to pee over my fingers and then lick them dry

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I like to dress up in sexy underwear and dance around my bedroom singing 'i feel pretty, oh so pretty'

And no it’s not Buffalo Bill

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I like to pee over my fingers and then lick them dry "

In fairness this could be anyone on the thread

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I like to be face fucked till I ch0ke.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I like to ring up my bank when masturbating & see how long they'll stay on the line

This ones kinkayyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to be pinned down and serviced regularly

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I like to pee over my fingers and then lick them dry

In fairness this could be anyone on the thread "
really

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

I'm in, Inbox is open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I'm in"
and I'm glad wooowchaaa

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I also like to leave my curtains open when I have sex. I live in a ground floor flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an innocent angel... My halo twinkles and gleams with innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Someone loves going to Asda straight after bareback sex, And giving miserable married men the eye

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I like to buff my bottom everyday with some silky talcum powderthat i apply with a dusting poofe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has been looking in here for months but has only had interest from time wasters x

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I’m in - could be hilarious or erotic

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By *oseKissingVixenCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I’m in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I love my left ball being deep sucked while getting man milked,

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I wank using my friends girlfriends used underwear in our uni house

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Another one, Someone loves hanging the washing out topless when they know their neighbours off work..Be keeping my eye out on my days off now

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Tindergirl is on my holist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont tell anyone, but I love to finger my own arse

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

This chap told me that

Since joining fab, A few TS's have pricked my interest

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A sexy lady has said to me that she likes to go to work without knickers & take photos of her pussy under the desk to send to people

She hasn’t sent to me yet I should add

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Shh don't tell but as keen as they are men seem to stand me up more than they meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I’ll give this a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shh don't tell but as keen as they are men seem to stand me up more than they meet. "

Preach.. ain't that the truth

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Somebody is guilty of getting a hard on on a bumpy bus journey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love my left ball being deep sucked while getting man milked, "

Awww what about righty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone has been looking in here for months but has only had interest from time wasters x "

Keep looking, some of us are genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession

I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away

He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to get to know this hot lady?

I only sent a photo of my pussy to a work colleague and said it was an accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sexy lady has said to me that she likes to go to work without knickers & take photos of her pussy under the desk to send to people

She hasn’t sent to me yet I should add "

I can also confirm not receiving knickerless pics .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need new pics... twice? Almost an insult

Sussh

Don't tell anyone

But I've got off to Incandescents pics

Twice,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession

I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away

He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately. "

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By *damandEve2012Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ssshhhh don’t tell anyone but toys don’t work for me. It’s like having a starter without a main course. I need the main course 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession

I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away

He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.

"

You volunteering lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy, has a thing for pierced nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession

I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away

He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.

You volunteering lovely? "

Might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession

I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away

He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.

You volunteering lovely?

Might be "

I’ve let him know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This guy, has a thing for pierced nipples

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somebody is guilty of getting a hard on on a bumpy bus journey. "

Can you DM the bus route please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession

I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away

He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.

You volunteering lovely?

Might be

I’ve let him know "

Are you cilla?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession

I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away

He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.

You volunteering lovely?

Might be

I’ve let him know

Are you cilla? "

Been called worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to masterbate when my neighbours having loud sex on a sunday morning.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m in I like being nosey

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A very lovely lady tells me she despairs of ever meeting a single man who can satisfy her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

"

Jesus.. lesson learnt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very lovely lady tells me she despairs of ever meeting a single man who can satisfy her. "

The struggle is real

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

In in

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Someone tells me that they sometimes like to go running with no pants on. I'm sure the neighbours all love you

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By *obby DighenzMan
over a year ago

near by

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

One shall do one's best.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

OP what do I do

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I know a guy who wanted to be the man from Atlantis when he was a kid.

Not the most scandalous of secrets but it’s a start.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A guy goes commando at work hoping that some one he likes notices he would also love to rim them.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Can we play pretty please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

And he wears medium on the floor when shes in

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Oooooh. The same guy also once took their cousins knickers out of the wash basket to smell them.

I would like to be priest just so I could spend all day hearing confessions

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tinder girl is hot says this man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

"

Could be anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to cover my freshly shaven balls in imperial leather talc

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone "

Haha.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I know a guy that has a crush on his mums best friend too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha. "

You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“When I lost my virginity I had to stop and go for a pee.”

Awww bless

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I know a guy who when he ‘shoots his love piss, he makes a toy gun noise until he’s emptied his spuds’

Personally, I hope it’s the ‘ptew ptew’ Star Wars hun noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?"

We've all been there right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have serious self confidence issues. I'm like a swan... smooth and graceful above the surface, but beneath, I'm a leg swinging crazy mess!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

8 inch but plugs this one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went down on a girl once and cut my lip on her pussy piercing xx

I do have a scar on my lip where it was involved in an incident

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I went down on a girl once and cut my lip on her pussy piercing xx

I do have a scar on my lip where it was involved in an incident "

Looks at close ups of face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right?? "

No xx

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

"

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some dirty person likes to masterbate to lesbians strap on porn

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

"

Pffffttt 8 inches. That’s foreplay

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some dirty person likes to masterbate to lesbians strap on porn "

Mr Mystique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs, "

Lube baby lube

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Pffffttt 8 inches. That’s foreplay "
ahh lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube "
you don't think I tried that,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to play with the curtains open!! Flashing who’s walking by!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I like to play with the curtains open!! Flashing who’s walking by!

"

Mr Mystique also

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,, "

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this lovely lady wants:

a volunteer, preferable male and tall for strap on fucking.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently "
think it may have had more to do with the serious sharp fake nail and the zero warning,

Lube was the second try, lol

So needless to say my hat comes off to the 8" er,

Total respect

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently "
you promise to be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've ejaculated thinking about you before....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle "

I dont.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


" I've ejaculated thinking about you before.... "

Thanks I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle "

I'll have you squealing like a little piggie

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle

I dont."
I'm OK with rough curry dinner, bring that on,,

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle

I'll have you squealing like a little piggie"
ohh promises promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?

"

He gets everywhere

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle

I dont. I'm OK with rough curry dinner, bring that on,, "

Curry your getting a peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?

He gets everywhere "

You know

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?

He gets everywhere

You know "

I know x

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I'm in

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I just had this blinder of a confession from a dreamy calamity duo:

I snapped my Mr's bungee cord and he p*ssed out in the bathroom, I didn't know what to do so I phoned a ambulance it cost us £70 as when he came round and the ambulance crew arrived he refused to show them

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?

"

I taste great. Anyone want a taste?

(Nobody messaged me that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somebody is guilty of getting a hard on on a bumpy bus journey. "
omg when i was younger b4 i could drive i used busses..sometimes i missed the stop because i had such a hard on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

This confession came through from a wallflower,

I don't like to brag, 'cos you know how shy and retiring and modest i am, but i was pleased to be able to post on the' my dick is bigger than 9inches' thread...it was one of my proudest moments

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"This confession came through from a wallflower,

I don't like to brag, 'cos you know how shy and retiring and modest i am, but i was pleased to be able to post on the' my dick is bigger than 9inches' thread...it was one of my proudest moments

"
its him again I'm out

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle

I dont. I'm OK with rough curry dinner, bring that on,,

Curry your getting a peanut "
ahhh lol

You do know my appetite is the biggest thing about me,, and that's saying something considering the size of my,, emmm,, Hands,

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,

thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.

Could be anyone

Haha.

You?

We've all been there right??

No xx

Thats a most Deffo no from me,

I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,

Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,

Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle

I dont. I'm OK with rough curry dinner, bring that on,,

Curry your getting a peanut ahhh lol

You do know my appetite is the biggest thing about me,, and that's saying something considering the size of my,, emmm,, Hands, "

Ok 3 peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexxxxxyyyyyy....

I like to sensuously rub body yogurt into my boobs, caressing slowly and sexily as the cool gel hits my skin and causes it to goosepimple whilst filming myself on video to send to certain lucky Mr X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a fun game. I'm in

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Sexxxxxyyyyyy....

I like to sensuously rub body yogurt into my boobs, caressing slowly and sexily as the cool gel hits my skin and causes it to goosepimple whilst filming myself on video to send to certain lucky Mr X

"
jeeeaaasssuuuuuuussss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play trumpet/cornet in brass band, which gave me great lip skills

Oofftt love getting my lips around a nice mouth piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hysterical I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play trumpet/cornet in brass band, which gave me great lip skills

Oofftt love getting my lips around a nice mouth piece.

Watch out for the trilling skills

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Beans on toast nailed. I’m back in.

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

I’m in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sexual fantasy but have no idea how to make it come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I one wanked on cam wearing silky knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutie

I really want to spend a night with a trans girl with big boobs even though I classify myself as straight.

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

Sounds like it could be fun

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

This person hasn't had sex in 6 months..I'm sure you'll get some soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

We've got a contender for drought of the year, Hard to believe as they're an absolute stunner

"No touch from a man since march..The longest time since I was 18"

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The best I've ever done was 3 rounds of sex without a break in between.

We must've fucked for over 2 hours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!!

This sounds fun

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

This naughty confessor says

I’ve masturbated over your photos and videos on numerous occasions xx

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

The girl I had my first kiss with and the girl I lost my virginity to both had the same first name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 47 when I first shaved my balls.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I was 47 when I first shaved my balls.

"
Jesus were you tripping up all the time,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be a greedy guy at a club instead of a greedy girl. I’d have to pleasure any woman as they wished who wanted me for as long as they wanted too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kk in the year of our Lord 2020 I involuntarily became a monk... Now... For my new years resolution.... After covid I shall sleep with whome ever I can...

But only with the lights off as I'm still shy

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Kk in the year of our Lord 2020 I involuntarily became a monk... Now... For my new years resolution.... After covid I shall sleep with whome ever I can...

But only with the lights off as I'm still shy"
ohhh no darkness fun times should be against the law.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I put the empty orange juice carton back in the fridge,,

Tutt tutt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole a Kit Kat from the communal fridge at work. Shit hit the fan and an email from the guy who’s Kit Kat it was went round to all users.

Then an email from HR went round.

I don’t even feel that bad

(Laughing at this one)

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I want to meet a guy that will fuck me like he loves me but then go home and never speak to me again.

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