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Hello darlings, are we well? | |||
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"Oh Jim
Hello darlings, are we well?
Done ya."You did and I’m so mad about it. I even swore out load and called you a name | |||
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"Good eeeeeeevening erect." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleigh. I like your white pants. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, nice one! ¹stface | |||
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"Oh Jim
Hello darlings, are we well? "Oh good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I'm okay. How are you doing? | |||
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"‘Ow do "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Monday! Smileyface | |||
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"Hello Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. You're up late. | |||
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"Hello Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. You're up late." nah, off to bed. | |||
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"Hello Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. You're up late. nah, off to bed. " Sweet dreams, Steve. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeevening erect. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleigh. I like your white pants. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, nice one! ¹stface" I like your Santa hat.
Congratulations on the emoji success pal.
I started a paradox thread for my own amusement, its gathering momentum as we speak. | |||
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 and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeevening erect. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleigh. I like your white pants. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, nice one! ¹stface I like your Santa hat.
Congratulations on the emoji success pal.
I started a paradox thread for my own amusement, its gathering momentum as we speak."Ayyyyy. Thank you you very. Those new emojis feel like my babies. You tinker. | |||
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"Hi  "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. Have you got a soft drink for me?  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. Loving the thread title Jim, how’s it hanging? we are playing giant jenga, drinking tizer and listening to the penguin cafe orchestra. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's hanging to the left. I thought you might like the thread title, I'm glad you do. I thought of you when I wrote it. Who's winning? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up.
"Well, I have to be ready to be on interview panels all day tomorrow so I hope my head feels better tomorrow  | |||
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"Evening Jim, been a long time again but I'm still here  "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. You're always welcome to come and go. How are you? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up.
Well, I have to be ready to be on interview panels all day tomorrow so I hope my head feels better tomorrow "Oh, blimey, that'll keep you busy. Get better very, very soon. | |||
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"Howdy and good evening sexys "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Rowdy. Smileyface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up.
Well, I have to be ready to be on interview panels all day tomorrow so I hope my head feels better tomorrow
Oh, blimey, that'll keep you busy. Get better very, very soon."Thank you, Jim  | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How's your day been? It was a quiet day for me, got out for a while but painful joints forced me home to rest. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a very average day. You'll probably need a day or two of rest after your weekend. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up.
Well, I have to be ready to be on interview panels all day tomorrow so I hope my head feels better tomorrow
Oh, blimey, that'll keep you busy. Get better very, very soon.
Thank you, Jim " | |||
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"Evening Jim, been a long time again but I'm still here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. You're always welcome to come and go. How are you?"Not so bad, thank you, keep loving your Forum posts | |||
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"Evening Jim, been a long time again but I'm still here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. You're always welcome to come and go. How are you?
Not so bad, thank you, keep loving your Forum posts " | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How's your day been? It was a quiet day for me, got out for a while but painful joints forced me home to rest. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a very average day. You'll probably need a day or two of rest after your weekend." It's more like the Arthritis which is taking over, though the weekend didn't help!  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. Loving the thread title Jim, how’s it hanging? we are playing giant jenga, drinking tizer and listening to the penguin cafe orchestra. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's hanging to the left. I thought you might like the thread title, I'm glad you do. I thought of you when I wrote it. Who's winning?" We are level pegging at the moment, I probably shouldn’t mention pegging on here though. | |||
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"‘Ow do
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Monday! Smileyface"Thank you Jim | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How's your day been? It was a quiet day for me, got out for a while but painful joints forced me home to rest. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a very average day. You'll probably need a day or two of rest after your weekend. It's more like the Arthritis which is taking over, though the weekend didn't help! "*Nods* Take it easy. | |||
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 . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in.... | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. Loving the thread title Jim, how’s it hanging? we are playing giant jenga, drinking tizer and listening to the penguin cafe orchestra. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's hanging to the left. I thought you might like the thread title, I'm glad you do. I thought of you when I wrote it. Who's winning? We are level pegging at the moment, I probably shouldn’t mention pegging on here though. " | |||
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"‘Ow do
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Monday! Smileyface
Thank you Jim " | |||
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in...." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. | |||
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly."Puuuuuurrrr  | |||
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr "Evening Samiss. | |||
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr "*Strokes* | |||
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr
*Strokes*"Public pussy stroking, Jim? Goodness gracious  | |||
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr
*Strokes*"...oops better scarper...I should be in my basket......  | |||
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"People are speaking my language!! I have been summoned!  " | |||
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"People are speaking my language!! I have been summoned! "What are your thoughts on catnip? | |||
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr
*Strokes*
Public pussy stroking, Jim? Goodness gracious "I'm catting. | |||
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...she seems to have disappeared... | |||
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"People are speaking my language!! I have been summoned! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. | |||
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"People are speaking my language!! I have been summoned!
What are your thoughts on catnip?"Addictive and makes me crazier than normal | |||
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr
*Strokes*
Public pussy stroking, Jim? Goodness gracious
I'm catting."Is that what they call it these days?!  | |||
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"Good evening everyone...just looking for my little ...she seems to have disappeared..." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Is she in her basket? | |||
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"Good evening everyone...just looking for my little ...she seems to have disappeared..."Oh I've found her...she's on my bed... | |||
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"Good evening everyone...just looking for my little ...she seems to have disappeared...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Is she in her basket?"She should be...little s**t | |||
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"People are speaking my language!! I have been summoned!
What are your thoughts on catnip?
Addictive and makes me crazier than normal "You crazy cat. | |||
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr
*Strokes*
Public pussy stroking, Jim? Goodness gracious
I'm catting.
Is that what they call it these days?! " | |||
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"Good evening everyone...just looking for my little ...she seems to have disappeared...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Is she in her basket?
She should be...little s**t " | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts? "A cat's maximum speed is 48km/h | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts? "Did you know when your long blinks at you they are telling you they love you...and you long blink back...if you love them... | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
A cat's maximum speed is 48km/h"Speedy little floofs | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Samiss' cat can type."Yes she taught me actually | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
A cat's maximum speed is 48km/h
Speedy little floofs "The oldest known pet cat existed 9500yrs ago | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Did you know when your long blinks at you they are telling you they love you...and you long blink back...if you love them... "Oh my!!!!!!! Oh Samiss! This has completely changed the dynamic I have with pennie! I thought that was exasperation when he did that. I didn’t realise he was fond of me! | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
A cat's maximum speed is 48km/h
Speedy little floofs
The oldest known pet cat existed 9500yrs ago "Happy 9500th anniversary to cats | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
A cat's maximum speed is 48km/h"Molly's is a lot less..she's a wee bit chunky | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts? "Yup!! Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X | |||
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"People are speaking my language!! I have been summoned!
What are your thoughts on catnip?
Addictive and makes me crazier than normal
You crazy cat."Meow my friend | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Did you know when your long blinks at you they are telling you they love you...and you long blink back...if you love them...
Oh my!!!!!!!
Oh Samiss! This has completely changed the dynamic I have with pennie! I thought that was exasperation when he did that. I didn’t realise he was fond of me! "Aaw, he loved you all the time and you didn't know...  | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X"omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave "I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable  | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable "Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl! | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this "Cats never forget. | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this "So that's where they get their supremeness from! | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."Shrewsbury hasn’t forgotten Shrewsbury’s own Charles Darwin | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."Molly forgets where her basket is... | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."I was trying to work out my cars age. She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100 | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
So that's where they get their supremeness from! " They are some mightily aloof creatures | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."I thought that was elephants, but my bad. *Hops off muttering something about Col. Harty in Jungle Book* | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me "Why do we give into them though?.. | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100 "I didn't know that car years and cat years were the same thing. You learn something new everyday | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Shrewsbury hasn’t forgotten Shrewsbury’s own Charles Darwin "I like Salisbury. Did you know that the Cathedral is famous for its 123-metre spire? Comrade..... | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me "‘Kneel before Mog!’ | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100 "Aaw, bless her. As a child, we had a big ginger Tom called Sam, he was at least 23 when he died. | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Shrewsbury hasn’t forgotten Shrewsbury’s own Charles Darwin "That's true. | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was neven depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100 "Aw. | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl! "That’s really damn cute!! My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100
I didn't know that car years and cat years were the same thing. You learn something new everyday "I think they start off differently to dogs with the first two years approximately equating to 25 human years but slow up somewhat after that. They also have an optimum hunting span (typically within their first four years according to many) before they become lazy and disinterested (as do men in many marriages) | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I thought that was elephants, but my bad.
*Hops off muttering something about Col. Harty in Jungle Book*" | |||
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"If a dog wags its tail, it is often to express happiness. If a cat is wagging its tail, it is a warning to say "you've pushed your luck too much so back off!" Plus, when a cat rubs itself on your face or body, it is happy, content and recognising you as its territory!" Haha! I've been claimed Iain! Miss Molly slaps me on the nose in the morning, I think it means 'get my breakfast now'! | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me
Why do we give into them though?.. "Because they are the best of mammals? | |||
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"If a dog wags its tail, it is often to express happiness. If a cat is wagging its tail, it is a warning to say "you've pushed your luck too much so back off!" Plus, when a cat rubs itself on your face or body, it is happy, content and recognising you as its territory! Haha! I've been claimed Iain! Miss Molly slaps me on the nose in the morning, I think it means 'get my breakfast now'! "But if she slaps you with claws retracted, it's her playing with you! | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me
Why do we give into them though?..
Because they are the best of mammals? "Yes! | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me
‘Kneel before Mog!’ "Praise be! You shall be head booped and provided with all the dead mice you can eat. | |||
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"Tonight I am perving! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Geeky. Dirty girl! | |||
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"Another interesting cat fact; They often find direct and prolonged eye contact from humans as intimidating (and will thus sometimes take a swipe! - so beware!) It is said therefore, that to make a cat feel secure around you, it is judicious to close your eyes and mimic a yawn. This latter act is additionally recognised by cats as a sign that you are relaxed and thus pose no threat. " It’s all in the squint when gaining a cats trust. | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name "Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me
Why do we give into them though?..
Because they are the best of mammals? "Yeah | |||
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"Another interesting cat fact; They often find direct and prolonged eye contact from humans as intimidating (and will thus sometimes take a swipe! - so beware!) It is said therefore, that to make a cat feel secure around you, it is judicious to close your eyes and mimic a yawn. This latter act is additionally recognised by cats as a sign that you are relaxed and thus pose no threat. It’s all in the squint when gaining a cats trust. " It's also said a Slow Blink motion by humans towards cats is acceptable to them. | |||
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"If a dog wags its tail, it is often to express happiness. If a cat is wagging its tail, it is a warning to say "you've pushed your luck too much so back off!" Plus, when a cat rubs itself on your face or body, it is happy, content and recognising you as its territory! Haha! I've been claimed Iain! Miss Molly slaps me on the nose in the morning, I think it means 'get my breakfast now'!
But if she slaps you with claws retracted, it's her playing with you!"No...her claws are out!...that's the only way she'll wake me up | |||
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess) ....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100
I didn't know that car years and cat years were the same thing. You learn something new everyday
I think they start off differently to dogs with the first two years approximately equating to 25 human years but slow up somewhat after that.
They also have an optimum hunting span (typically within their first four years according to many) before they become lazy and disinterested (as do men in many marriages) "My car is 11yrs old, but still very limber and keen to please | |||
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow. Or so the theory goes at least "Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related | |||
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow. Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related "I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner | |||
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"It's the midnight hour." The witching hour (I will not mention the association between witches and cats...) | |||
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"Sorry Jim, we seem to have hijacked your nocturnally
It's quite alright."Xxx | |||
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow. Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner "You'd defo need new Y fronts after that  | |||
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow. Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that "My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork  | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute "She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X | |||
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow. Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork "I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc. | |||
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow. Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner "Haha! It can be quite painful | |||
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow. Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc. " As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’ | |||
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow. Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’ "Not even a little prick? | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X"Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens | |||
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow. Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick? "Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt.... | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X
Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens "Awwwww | |||
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" I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt.... "Now you're talking | |||
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" I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking "Did someone say prick? | |||
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" I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick? "We did..... | |||
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" I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did..... "Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about! | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X
Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens
Awwwww "I know, it still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it and the cruelty of it all.One of her boys looked like a tuxedo cat. | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X
Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens
Awwwww
I know, it still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it and the cruelty of it all.One of her boys looked like a tuxedo cat."I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear | |||
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X
Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens
Awwwww
I know, it still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it and the cruelty of it all.One of her boys looked like a tuxedo cat.
I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear "That's strange for a cat | |||
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" I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about! "Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his. | |||
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" I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his. "I'm saw
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" I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear
Did he only eat Felix? My dad had a cat for 20yrs who would only eat Felix (the meat flavours, not the fish). We bought other cat food and he studiously ignored it."Thomas was a snob I think - he watched the classy adverts and subsequently settled only for Sheba | |||
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" I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick "I much prefer chorizo | |||
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" I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick
I much prefer chorizo "Ooooooooo spicy
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" I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick
I much prefer chorizo
Ooooooooo spicy
All this talk of sausage is making me hungry "Same, I should just go to bed though | |||
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" I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear
Did he only eat Felix? My dad had a cat for 20yrs who would only eat Felix (the meat flavours, not the fish). We bought other cat food and he studiously ignored it.
Thomas was a snob I think - he watched the classy adverts and subsequently settled only for Sheba "And Ferrero Rocher for pudding? | |||
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" As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick
I much prefer chorizo
Ooooooooo spicy
All this talk of sausage is making me hungry
Same, I should just go to bed though "That's exactly what I'm going to do before I get myself too over excited. Goodnight campers | |||
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" I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear
Did he only eat Felix? My dad had a cat for 20yrs who would only eat Felix (the meat flavours, not the fish). We bought other cat food and he studiously ignored it.
Thomas was a snob I think - he watched the classy adverts and subsequently settled only for Sheba
And Ferrero Rocher for pudding?
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"Good morning all. Guess who can't sleep. I got into bed at 11 something and I'm still awake.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Is there something on your mind?"Good evening Erect one. What isn't in my mind is probably a much easier one to answer. | |||
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" As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick
I much prefer chorizo
Ooooooooo spicy
All this talk of sausage is making me hungry
Same, I should just go to bed though
That's exactly what I'm going to do before I get myself too over excited.
Goodnight campers "Night Night Kinky; Sleep tight | |||
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" All this talk of sausage is making me hungry
Same, I should just go to bed though
That's exactly what I'm going to do before I get myself too over excited.
Goodnight campers
Night Night Kinky; Sleep tight "Goodnight Sensual
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"Good morning all. Guess who can't sleep. I got into bed at 11 something and I'm still awake.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Is there something on your mind?
Good evening Erect one.
What isn't in my mind is probably a much easier one to answer. "Oh, crikey. You're welcome to talk, if you want to. | |||
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" All this talk of sausage is making me hungry
Same, I should just go to bed though
That's exactly what I'm going to do before I get myself too over excited.
Goodnight campers
Night Night Kinky; Sleep tight
Goodnight Sensual
And goodnight and thank you Jim "x | |||
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"I leave for a little while and the thread goes nuts
X" x | |||
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"Good night you sexy buggars. "Night night CC | |||
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"Good morning all. Guess who can't sleep. I got into bed at 11 something and I'm still awake.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Is there something on your mind?
Good evening Erect one.
What isn't in my mind is probably a much easier one to answer.
Oh, crikey. You're welcome to talk, if you want to."It'll keep. But thank you, appreciated. Maybe I should count sheep? | |||
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"Good night you sexy buggars. "I hope you're having sweet dreams. x | |||
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"Good morning all. Guess who can't sleep. I got into bed at 11 something and I'm still awake.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Is there something on your mind?
Good evening Erect one.
What isn't in my mind is probably a much easier one to answer.
Oh, crikey. You're welcome to talk, if you want to.
It'll keep. But thank you, appreciated.
Maybe I should count sheep? "I hope you've gotten off. | |||
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"I’m working almost 60 hours next week. What’s a Christmas break? "I thought you were glad to be back at work! | |||
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"Spent my day Xmas shopping and wrapping presents. I am now heading for a bath. " Sounds like a good day to me lovely! X | |||
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"Spent my day Xmas shopping and wrapping presents. I am now heading for a bath. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. That's excellent Christmas work.  Enjoy your soak. | |||
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"Spent my day Xmas shopping and wrapping presents. I am now heading for a bath. Sounds like a good day to me lovely! X" It was as spent with my daughter. My body is still in nightshift mode despite being off which is so annoying. Hopefully after my bath i will manage to sleep. | |||
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