FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone know why the sea only speaks through shells ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You got anything to say sea, say it to my face, stupid sea.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Do we not get sound waves from the sound of the waves crashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we not get sound waves from the sound of the waves crashing

Yeah, but the good stuff they whisper to the shells, so they know all the gossip

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Ask Tom

Oceans are evil

Have sharks and shit in them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask Tom

Oceans are evil

Have sharks and shit in them"

It’s not the sharks I’m worried about, it’s the other thing.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ask Tom

Oceans are evil

Have sharks and shit in them

It’s not the sharks I’m worried about, it’s the other thing."

Crabs? There's no cure

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Why did the crab blush? Because the sea .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Why did the crab blush? Because the sea . "
oh! My punchline didn’t print!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told if you get close enough to my flange you can smell the sea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did the crab blush? Because the sea . "

Thanks Nowhereman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been told if you get close enough to my flange you can smell the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread needs aquaman.

Is there an aquaman signal?

Like the Batman light thingy.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am holding the conch!

......and with it I have just picked up Heart Radio....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Why did the crab blush? Because the sea .

Thanks Nowhereman "
it was funny when I was 5

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Ask Tom

Oceans are evil

Have sharks and shit in them

It’s not the sharks I’m worried about, it’s the other thing."

Shit?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Ask Tom

Oceans are evil

Have sharks and shit in them

It’s not the sharks I’m worried about, it’s the other thing."

A bee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread needs aquaman.

Is there an aquaman signal?

Like the Batman light thingy.

If there isn’t, there should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask Tom

Oceans are evil

Have sharks and shit in them

It’s not the sharks I’m worried about, it’s the other thing.

Shit?"

Yes, shit.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi "

Hi, what do you think the sea is trying to say to us through shells ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hi

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Democrat or Republican?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hi

Hi, what do you think the sea is trying to say to us through shells ?"
the sea says that some shells are mathematically built to follow the golden ratio which is quite clever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Hi, what do you think the sea is trying to say to us through shells ? the sea says that some shells are mathematically built to follow the golden ratio which is quite clever. "

I concur

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I misread the title as Sheila, not Shells. I wondered who the mystical Sheila was that the sea was talking to.

Back to Specsavers Luna

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Ask Tom

Oceans are evil

Have sharks and shit in them

It’s not the sharks I’m worried about, it’s the other thing.

Shit?

Yes, shit. "

Scottish lion bars eating monkeys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A conch is a shell

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hi

Hi, what do you think the sea is trying to say to us through shells ? the sea says that some shells are mathematically built to follow the golden ratio which is quite clever.

I concur "

If I was a shell, I’d be a bivalve called Esso.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A conch is a shell "
nah, you sit on it in a sitting room!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I misread the title as Sheila, not Shells. I wondered who the mystical Sheila was that the sea was talking to.

Back to Specsavers Luna

Sheila sells seashells on the seashore. I think. It might have been Blackpool rock though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I misread the title as Sheila, not Shells. I wondered who the mystical Sheila was that the sea was talking to.

Back to Specsavers Luna

Sheila take a bow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like shells, I have lots to add in collection of natural resources as a nod to the Fibonacci sequence.

I got pinecones, shells and all sorts of other things in my basket. I never get tired of shell collecting

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Clams are interesting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clams are interesting...."

Until they bite you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clams are interesting...."

Where does the phrase ‘happy as a clam’ come from ?!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Clams are interesting....

Until they bite you"

Aye - and they can get big; (the record is 4 and a half feet in width!)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Clams are interesting....

Until they bite you"

Do they have teeth?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Clams are interesting....

Where does the phrase ‘happy as a clam’ come from ?!"

I’m not sure - they always strike me as decidedly miserable things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Hi, what do you think the sea is trying to say to us through shells ?"

Yeah, what pacificly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clams are interesting....

Until they bite you

Aye - and they can get big; (the record is 4 and a half feet in width!)

That could take your leg off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the waves just keep getting closer and closer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clams are interesting....

Until they bite you

Do they have teeth?

I think so! I think they are one big tooth

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Clams are interesting....

Until they bite you

Do they have teeth?

I think so! I think they are one big tooth

I shall be taking greater care when dangling my legs in the sea. I can't afford to lose another one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the waves just keep getting closer and closer!

Well they are Eroding the land, so technically they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clams are interesting....

Until they bite you

Do they have teeth?

I think so! I think they are one big tooth

I shall be taking greater care when dangling my legs in the sea. I can't afford to lose another one

Oh please do take care!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny I explain the real reason it first at the minute the shells are saying wear is your mask and two metres please we are social distancing haha

Now facts it's the shape of the sea shell that makes them great amplifiers of ambient sound

It's the air that makes its way into the shells cavity gets bounced around by its hard curved inner surfaces

The resonating air produces sound high or low pitch which results in the plea sent ocean sound we hear from the counch sea shell

Least you all learnt something new today and some funny jokes too

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh course the sea uses shells don't you know how much damage saltwater does to a mobile phone?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Sea shells sanctuary

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They make great amplifiers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sea shells sanctuary "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Pretty sure they speak via Shell phones

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