FabSwingers.com forum: Pride Definitely Comes Before A Fall

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After my blatant self-thread yesterday, don't start you've done it to, the Karma gods have taken retribution and balanced the scales!

I had an old chicken coop to get rid of so I thought I'd burn it, being a bonfire aficionado.

So,I thought I'd pour a bit of petrol in one corner as it was sodden and lit the firelighters in the opposite corner before retiring to a safe distance.

Well, as I lent into the coop and as soon as I striked the match I thought, oh shit I have thought this through.....the resultant fire ball knocked knocked me off my feet!

I now have a face like a slapped arse, no fringe, my eyebrows look like pubes but on the positive side I won't have to wax my ear hair for months!

OP is now on the whisky!

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Strewth sir!!!

I’m glad that you’re ok though (apart from the missing eyebrows)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strewth sir!!!

I’m glad that you’re ok though (apart from the missing eyebrows)

Cheers, definitely a £250 YBF moment!