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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

the game is simple. tell two truth things and one lie about yourself.. then the person below has to guess which is the lie..

this is a getting to know you game, and a way to make connections and friends,

so to get you all started

1 i am getting married and will be wearing silver wellies to my reception.

2 i love prawns and eat them every day

3 i would rather read a book than sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" the game is simple. tell two truth things and one lie about yourself.. then the person below has to guess which is the lie..

this is a getting to know you game, and a way to make connections and friends,

so to get you all started

1 i am getting married and will be wearing silver wellies to my reception.

2 i love prawns and eat them every day

3 i would rather read a book than sleep.

"

3 is true.

I can speak three languages.

I love gypsy tart.

I fell in love with a gypsy.

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" the game is simple. tell two truth things and one lie about yourself.. then the person below has to guess which is the lie..

this is a getting to know you game, and a way to make connections and friends,

so to get you all started

1 i am getting married and will be wearing silver wellies to my reception.

2 i love prawns and eat them every day

3 i would rather read a book than sleep.

3 is true.

I can speak three languages.

I love gypsy tart.

I fell in love with a gypsy."

umm I say that falling in love with a gypsy is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" the game is simple. tell two truth things and one lie about yourself.. then the person below has to guess which is the lie..

this is a getting to know you game, and a way to make connections and friends,

so to get you all started

1 i am getting married and will be wearing silver wellies to my reception.

2 i love prawns and eat them every day

3 i would rather read a book than sleep.

3 is true.

I can speak three languages.

I love gypsy tart.

I fell in love with a gypsy.

umm I say that falling in love with a gypsy is a lie "

nope

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" the game is simple. tell two truth things and one lie about yourself.. then the person below has to guess which is the lie..

this is a getting to know you game, and a way to make connections and friends,

so to get you all started

1 i am getting married and will be wearing silver wellies to my reception.

2 i love prawns and eat them every day

3 i would rather read a book than sleep.

3 is true.

I can speak three languages.

I love gypsy tart.

I fell in love with a gypsy.

umm I say that falling in love with a gypsy is a lie nope"

darn. ok , must be the tart one, you strike me as the kind of person who can speak 3 languages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer right, I hate gypsy tart! was I right about the reading?

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"yer right, I hate gypsy tart! was I right about the reading?"

nope.... guess again..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. The only person who has ever bought me flowers is me.

2. I used to wear a pair of those big 3D cinema glasses to work without the lenses cos I liked them.

3. I wore the same 'security' jumper for a decade even though it had holes in it as big as my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

1 i am getting married and will be wearing silver wellies to my reception.

2 i love prawns and eat them every day

3 i would rather read a book than sleep.

"

Silver wellies is a fib ?

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"

1 i am getting married and will be wearing silver wellies to my reception.

2 i love prawns and eat them every day

3 i would rather read a book than sleep.

Silver wellies is a fib ? "

nope. really will be wearing silver wellies... the receptions is in a field... and in the middle of august,, so i reckon it will be muddy lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fia your no 1 cannot be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 is a lie

1) I have a masive cock which I can use par exelence

2) I have a great cunilingus technique which regularly get my face covered in 'juices'

3) I have a tiny cock

That's in the spirit of things isn't it?

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"1. The only person who has ever bought me flowers is me.

2. I used to wear a pair of those big 3D cinema glasses to work without the lenses cos I liked them.

3. I wore the same 'security' jumper for a decade even though it had holes in it as big as my head! "

umm i say 3, is the fib.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

1 i am getting married and will be wearing silver wellies to my reception.

2 i love prawns and eat them every day

3 i would rather read a book than sleep.

Silver wellies is a fib ?

nope. really will be wearing silver wellies... the receptions is in a field... and in the middle of august,, so i reckon it will be muddy lol. "

ha ha! prawns then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once called Robert Carlysle Ewan McGregor oops. I was a champion figure skater. I believe in ghosts

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"1. The only person who has ever bought me flowers is me.

2. I used to wear a pair of those big 3D cinema glasses to work without the lenses cos I liked them.

3. I wore the same 'security' jumper for a decade even though it had holes in it as big as my head! "

1 is a lie

I live in a converted piggery with 4 acres

I beat steve ovett in a race once

I use public transport whenever possible

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"1 is a lie

1) I have a masive cock which I can use par exelence

2) I have a great cunilingus technique which regularly get my face covered in 'juices'

3) I have a tiny cock

That's in the spirit of things isn't it?"

lol 1 is the lie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 is a lie

1) I have a masive cock which I can use par exelence

2) I have a great cunilingus technique which regularly get my face covered in 'juices'

3) I have a tiny cock

That's in the spirit of things isn't it?"

Hope number 3 is the lie?

I am an accomplished artist.

I have trouble with my vowels.

I am not divorced.

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"

1 i am getting married and will be wearing silver wellies to my reception.

2 i love prawns and eat them every day

3 i would rather read a book than sleep.

Silver wellies is a fib ?

nope. really will be wearing silver wellies... the receptions is in a field... and in the middle of august,, so i reckon it will be muddy lol.

ha ha! prawns then "

yep... cant stand the things... the way they look at you, yuck yuck yuck

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I once called Robert Carlysle Ewan McGregor oops. I was a champion figure skater. I believe in ghosts "

i think the ghosts one is a lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Silver wellies is a fib ?

nope. really will be wearing silver wellies... the receptions is in a field... and in the middle of august,, so i reckon it will be muddy lol. "

Brilliant! I hope you have told all the guests that wellies are NOT optional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

3. I wore the same 'security' jumper for a decade even though it had holes in it as big as my head!

umm i say 3, is the fib. "

No I'd get all panicky if I left the jumper at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fia your no 1 cannot be true

"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry can't skate to save myself lol xx

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"

I live in a converted piggery with 4 acres

I beat steve ovett in a race once

I use public transport whenever possible"

ummm i dont see you as going on a bus, lol more like jumping into a rolls or a sports car

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

damn it I'm I that transparent - and we don't have a Rolls just a sports car lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

1) I have a masive cock which I can use par exelence

"

Fibber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I am an accomplished artist.

I have trouble with my vowels.

I am not divorced."

I guess ....eenie meenie minee mo.... No3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once called Robert Carlysle Ewan McGregor oops. "

No you didn't! did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooops not spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooops not spot on "

lol! make yer mind up!

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

i am not a nurse i adore all things about bats and vampires

i drive a saab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my future wife moor than sex.

Iv had sex on a plain.

Iv had sex 5 hours straight.

Hard on but which ones the lie ?

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks


"I love my future wife moor than sex.

Iv had sex on a plain.

Iv had sex 5 hours straight.

Hard on but which ones the lie ? "

had sex on pane a lie

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"damn it I'm I that transparent - and we don't have a Rolls just a sports car lol"

good, in my fantasy you come and pick me up in a flashy red car and whisk me off for a bag of chips lol

3 more from me.

1 i love trashy romance novels

2 i have a peirced nipple

3 i kayaked down a weir the first time i went kayaking.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"damn it I'm I that transparent - and we don't have a Rolls just a sports car lol

good, in my fantasy you come and pick me up in a flashy red car and whisk me off for a bag of chips lol

3 more from me.

1 i love trashy romance novels

2 i have a peirced nipple

3 i kayaked down a weir the first time i went kayaking. "

the lie has got to be number 2

3 more from me

I have 6 grandchildren and one cooking

I made my first scuba dive the day Princess Di was buried

K met me on her first day at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope lol its never had sex 5hours straight lol

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"

3 more from me.

1 i love trashy romance novels

2 i have a peirced nipple

3 i kayaked down a weir the first time i went kayaking.

the lie has got to be number 2

3 more from me

I have 6 grandchildren and one cooking

I made my first scuba dive the day Princess Di was buried

K met me on her first day at work"

nope,, I really do have a peirced nipple.

umm i say your lie is the 2nd one.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"

3 more from me.

1 i love trashy romance novels

2 i have a peirced nipple

3 i kayaked down a weir the first time i went kayaking.

the lie has got to be number 2

3 more from me

I have 6 grandchildren and one cooking

I made my first scuba dive the day Princess Di was buried

K met me on her first day at work

nope,, I really do have a peirced nipple.

umm i say your lie is the 2nd one. "

ok you aren't a Mr Gery fan - you didn'y kayak over a weir

and I did do my fists scuba dive the day they buried Princess Di

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooops not spot on

lol! make yer mind up! "

ha ha, don't have trouble with my vowels but apparently do with negative thinking.

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"

3 more from me.

1 i love trashy romance novels

2 i have a peirced nipple

3 i kayaked down a weir the first time i went kayaking.

the lie has got to be number 2

3 more from me

I have 6 grandchildren and one cooking

I made my first scuba dive the day Princess Di was buried

K met me on her first day at work

nope,, I really do have a peirced nipple.

umm i say your lie is the 2nd one.

ok you aren't a Mr Gery fan - you didn'y kayak over a weir

and I did do my fists scuba dive the day they buried Princess Di"

umm. make up your mind.. lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"

3 more from me.

1 i love trashy romance novels

2 i have a peirced nipple

3 i kayaked down a weir the first time i went kayaking.

the lie has got to be number 2

3 more from me

I have 6 grandchildren and one cooking

I made my first scuba dive the day Princess Di was buried

K met me on her first day at work

nope,, I really do have a peirced nipple.

umm i say your lie is the 2nd one.

ok you aren't a Mr Gery fan - you didn'y kayak over a weir

and I did do my fists scuba dive the day they buried Princess Di

umm. make up your mind.. lol "

it's called covering all bases lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I don't think you like trashy novels

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

1. Ive met and spoke to the Queen

2. I was 18 the day Charles and Di got married

3. I was on the books with Man City before i broke my leg and was told i'd never play again

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"

it's called covering all bases lol"

ohh wanna get to first base with me?

ok the lie was one. hate trashy romance... all that bodice ripping and trobbing manhood stuff makes me laugh..

i really did kayak over a weir on my first go.. it was amazing..

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"1. Ive met and spoke to the Queen

2. I was 18 the day Charles and Di got married

3. I was on the books with Man City before i broke my leg and was told i'd never play again

"

2 is a lie... lol they got married in 1981...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Ive met and spoke to the Queen

2. I was 18 the day Charles and Di got married

3. I was on the books with Man City before i broke my leg and was told i'd never play again

"

3 is not true .... it's almost always number 3.

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham


"1. Ive met and spoke to the Queen

2. I was 18 the day Charles and Di got married

3. I was on the books with Man City before i broke my leg and was told i'd never play again

2 is a lie... lol they got married in 1981... "

I was 18 in 1981

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooope forgot to add mine

1. I am a good loser

2. I bake great cakes

3. My lasagne is beyond compare.

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"1. Ive met and spoke to the Queen

2. I was 18 the day Charles and Di got married

3. I was on the books with Man City before i broke my leg and was told i'd never play again

2 is a lie... lol they got married in 1981...

I was 18 in 1981

"

damn my maths is crap.....

ok the man city one lol

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Ooope forgot to add mine

1. I am a good loser

2. I bake great cakes

3. My lasagne is beyond compare."

ohh tough one,,, I say your bad at lasagne lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooope forgot to add mine

1. I am a good loser

2. I bake great cakes

3. My lasagne is beyond compare.

ohh tough one,,, I say your bad at lasagne lol"

how very dare you, actually it's me cakes that'r a bit hit n miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I am a total lover.

2. I am a total loner.

3. I am a total loser.

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham


"1. Ive met and spoke to the Queen

2. I was 18 the day Charles and Di got married

3. I was on the books with Man City before i broke my leg and was told i'd never play again

2 is a lie... lol they got married in 1981...

I was 18 in 1981

damn my maths is crap.....

ok the man city one lol"

correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got it first!

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham


"I got it first! "

oops..sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in CID

I am a fantastic cook

I love heights, buildings, thrill rides, the walkway on the Grand Canyon, I find it so thrilling

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"I used to work in CID

I am a fantastic cook

I love heights, buildings, thrill rides, the walkway on the Grand Canyon, I find it so thrilling

"

umm i guess the lie is working for CID,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to work in CID

I am a fantastic cook

I love heights, buildings, thrill rides, the walkway on the Grand Canyon, I find it so thrilling

umm i guess the lie is working for CID, "

No that's true

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I used to work in CID

I am a fantastic cook

I love heights, buildings, thrill rides, the walkway on the Grand Canyon, I find it so thrilling

umm i guess the lie is working for CID,

No that's true "

you can't cook

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

1. I am a published writer, specialising in law.

2. I can touch the floor with my head from a standing position.

3. I make apple jam using the falls from my neighbours tree.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"1. I am a published writer, specialising in law.

2. I can touch the floor with my head from a standing position.

3. I make apple jam using the falls from my neighbours tree.

"

Sorry I just can't imagine you ever making jam from your neighbours or anyone elses tree

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"1. I am a published writer, specialising in law.

2. I can touch the floor with my head from a standing position.

3. I make apple jam using the falls from my neighbours tree.

Sorry I just can't imagine you ever making jam from your neighbours or anyone elses tree"

Correct !

Your go ..

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

1. I worked in Russia

2. I worked in Qatar

3. I've dived in Cuba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a vegetarian........I'm a blood donor...I served 7 years in prison for armed robbery...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"1. I worked in Russia

2. I worked in Qatar

3. I've dived in Cuba"

You never worked in Russia

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm a vegetarian........I'm a blood donor...I served 7 years in prison for armed robbery... "

You don't donate blood

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"1. I worked in Russia

2. I worked in Qatar

3. I've dived in Cuba

You never worked in Russia"

oh yes I did!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"1. Ive met and spoke to the Queen

2. I was 18 the day Charles and Di got married

3. I was on the books with Man City before i broke my leg and was told i'd never play again

"

3 is the lie.

1. I'm a member of the mile high club.

2. My sister has sung with Mariah Carey and wrote the theme song for the Italian version of Pop Idol.

3. My future son-in-law is Scottish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. im a trained baker

2. i love to dance the night away

3. im a trainspotter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"1. I worked in Russia

2. I worked in Qatar

3. I've dived in Cuba

You never worked in Russia

oh yes I did!"

Well you never dived in Cuba then ... but I remember you being away for ages and i'd put my best cream cake on it being in Qatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a vegetarian........I'm a blood donor...I served 7 years in prison for armed robbery...

You don't donate blood "

..sorry wrong I've. never been an armed robber...I know what your thinking now...jesus I hope I never need any blood and get some of his..

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"1. I worked in Russia

2. I worked in Qatar

3. I've dived in Cuba

You never worked in Russia

oh yes I did!

Well you never dived in Cuba then ... but I remember you being away for ages and i'd put my best cream cake on it being in Qatar "

nope I've dived in Cuba - I haven't worked in Qatar although I was offered a job out there that fell through at the last minute

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"I'm a vegetarian........I'm a blood donor...I served 7 years in prison for armed robbery...

You don't donate blood ..sorry wrong I've. never been an armed robber...I know what your thinking now...jesus I hope I never need any blood and get some of his.. "

lol nutter

1. im a vasectomy nurse one day a week

2.ive won on the lottery

3.ive walked around mt kilamanjaro for charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a vegetarian........I'm a blood donor...I served 7 years in prison for armed robbery...

You don't donate blood ..sorry wrong I've. never been an armed robber...I know what your thinking now...jesus I hope I never need any blood and get some of his.. lol nutter

1. im a vasectomy nurse one day a week

2.ive won on the lottery

3.ive walked around mt kilamanjaro for charity"

No. 1?

1 I can finish off three 10" pizzas in one sitting

2 I have broken a world record.

3 I dislike chocolate.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm a vegetarian........I'm a blood donor...I served 7 years in prison for armed robbery...

You don't donate blood ..sorry wrong I've. never been an armed robber...I know what your thinking now...jesus I hope I never need any blood and get some of his.. "

What's in it ?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"

1 I can finish off three 10" pizzas in one sitting

2 I have broken a world record.

3 I dislike chocolate."

umm I say number 2....

1 i am a addicted to face book games

2 when stressed i clean

3 i hate the taste of spunk.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"

1 I can finish off three 10" pizzas in one sitting

2 I have broken a world record.

3 I dislike chocolate.

umm I say number 2....

1 i am a addicted to face book games

2 when stressed i clean

3 i hate the taste of spunk. "

I know you are adicted to facebook games so out of the other two I can't see you being a girl that devotes to much time to cleaning

1. The first stage show I saw in the West End was Jesus Christ Super Star

2. I saw Hair at the Cliffs Pavilion Southend

3. I was a stalwart member of the school choir

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"I'm a vegetarian........I'm a blood donor...I served 7 years in prison for armed robbery...

You don't donate blood ..sorry wrong I've. never been an armed robber...I know what your thinking now...jesus I hope I never need any blood and get some of his.. lol nutter

1. im a vasectomy nurse one day a week

2.ive won on the lottery

3.ive walked around mt kilamanjaro for charity

No. 1?

1 I can finish off three 10" pizzas in one sitting

2 I have broken a world record.

3 I dislike chocolate."

3 is the lie

1. I sometimes make my own chocolates

2. Im a qualified masseur

3. i can lick the bottom of my own chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a vegetarian........I'm a blood donor...I served 7 years in prison for armed robbery...

You don't donate blood ..sorry wrong I've. never been an armed robber...I know what your thinking now...jesus I hope I never need any blood and get some of his.. lol nutter

1. im a vasectomy nurse one day a week

2.ive won on the lottery

3.ive walked around mt kilamanjaro for charity

No. 1?

1 I can finish off three 10" pizzas in one sitting

2 I have broken a world record.

3 I dislike chocolate.

3 is the lie

1. I sometimes make my own chocolates

2. Im a qualified masseur

3. i can lick the bottom of my own chin"

no3

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"

1 i am a addicted to face book games

2 when stressed i clean

3 i hate the taste of spunk.

I know you are adicted to facebook games so out of the other two I can't see you being a girl that devotes to much time to cleaning

1. The first stage show I saw in the West End was Jesus Christ Super Star

2. I saw Hair at the Cliffs Pavilion Southend

3. I was a stalwart member of the school choir"

nope cleaning in the way i destress....

i say your number 3 was the lie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

1 I can finish off three 10" pizzas in one sitting

2 I have broken a world record.

3 I dislike chocolate.

umm I say number 2....

1 i am a addicted to face book games

2 when stressed i clean

3 i hate the taste of spunk. "

Bad luck, it's actually no. 3

I'm guessing 2?

1 I can fit my fist in my mouth

2 I ate a snail delicacy with my dinner this evening

3 I've high-fived Prince Charles

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"

1 i am a addicted to face book games

2 when stressed i clean

3 i hate the taste of spunk.

I know you are adicted to facebook games so out of the other two I can't see you being a girl that devotes to much time to cleaning

1. The first stage show I saw in the West End was Jesus Christ Super Star

2. I saw Hair at the Cliffs Pavilion Southend

3. I was a stalwart member of the school choir

nope cleaning in the way i destress....

i say your number 3 was the lie.. "

damn it busted in one

can't think of anymore facts about myself cos I'm .....................

1. a boring old fart

2. subject to the trade discriptions act

3. A highly intelligent guy who doesn't take part in forum games

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"

damn it busted in one

can't think of anymore facts about myself cos I'm .....................

1. a boring old fart

2. subject to the trade discriptions act

3. A highly intelligent guy who doesn't take part in forum games "

umm tempted to say your number one is a lie,, but then 3 is too.. damn your sneaky

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"I'm a vegetarian........I'm a blood donor...I served 7 years in prison for armed robbery...

You don't donate blood ..sorry wrong I've. never been an armed robber...I know what your thinking now...jesus I hope I never need any blood and get some of his.. lol nutter

1. im a vasectomy nurse one day a week

2.ive won on the lottery

3.ive walked around mt kilamanjaro for charity

No. 1?

1 I can finish off three 10" pizzas in one sitting

2 I have broken a world record.

3 I dislike chocolate.

3 is the lie

1. I sometimes make my own chocolates

2. Im a qualified masseur

3. i can lick the bottom of my own chin

no3"

wrong

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

lol nope i am a vasectomy nurse on fridays lol but ive never won the lottery

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"

damn it busted in one

can't think of anymore facts about myself cos I'm .....................

1. a boring old fart

2. subject to the trade discriptions act

3. A highly intelligent guy who doesn't take part in forum games

umm tempted to say your number one is a lie,, but then 3 is too.. damn your sneaky "

ooops got it wrong that was 2 lies and a truth lol

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"

damn it busted in one

can't think of anymore facts about myself cos I'm .....................

1. a boring old fart

2. subject to the trade discriptions act

3. A highly intelligent guy who doesn't take part in forum games

umm tempted to say your number one is a lie,, but then 3 is too.. damn your sneaky

ooops got it wrong that was 2 lies and a truth lol"

ohh prepare to be punished you bad bad man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to work in CID

I am a fantastic cook

I love heights, buildings, thrill rides, the walkway on the Grand Canyon, I find it so thrilling

umm i guess the lie is working for CID,

No that's true

you can't cook"

Yes that's correct. I can make a pretty mean pot noodle though

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"

damn it busted in one

can't think of anymore facts about myself cos I'm .....................

1. a boring old fart

2. subject to the trade discriptions act

3. A highly intelligent guy who doesn't take part in forum games

umm tempted to say your number one is a lie,, but then 3 is too.. damn your sneaky

ooops got it wrong that was 2 lies and a truth lol

ohh prepare to be punished you bad bad man... "

I'm ready and waiting

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