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The hot tub party 17 we offer tribute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

SO HOT TUB PARTY GOERS

ITS A SAD DAY TODAY AS OUR DEAR FRIEND CINDI HAS LEDT THE BUILDING....

Inhave burnt my mankini on the beach in tribute to her

But the party must go in I know she would want that.. so let's all have a drink in her honour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where is the hot tub gang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somberly walks in toasts feels bit better cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Somberly walks in toasts feels bit better cheers! "
food to have you here we will get our party spirit back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the hot tub gang "

I'm here Wookie.... Always ... we keep it going till she is back!!

Good Morning sweet Friend!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somberly walks in toasts feels bit better cheers! "

Cheers and Good morning guys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats everybody want for breakfast.... I'm cooking...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Goos mm d morning all.

Another nice person driven away by the haters.

We shall soldier on in her absence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy chaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a hot tube party

The question is do I put on my latex thong bikini set or my pvc thong bikini set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it’s a hot tube party

The question is do I put on my latex thong bikini set or my pvc thong bikini set "

Welcome to the party ... You can wear whatever you like my dear... What can I get you to drink ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy chaps! "

Hi Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it’s a hot tube party

The question is do I put on my latex thong bikini set or my pvc thong bikini set

Welcome to the party ... You can wear whatever you like my dear... What can I get you to drink ... "

Well thank you and I have a jack danals and cola please thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it’s a hot tube party

The question is do I put on my latex thong bikini set or my pvc thong bikini set "

Welcome... Bien venue... Welkommen.. Konichiwa. ...Dia Duit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy chaps!

Hi Jimmy "

Hey Mads. Sleep well.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smell bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it’s a hot tube party

The question is do I put on my latex thong bikini set or my pvc thong bikini set

Welcome to the party ... You can wear whatever you like my dear... What can I get you to drink ...

Well thank you and I have a jack danals and cola please thank you x "

Jack Daniels?? Nooooooooooooo........!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/12/20 10:04:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I smell bacon?"

Hey...Interest you in a bacon and poached egg sandwich?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"SO HOT TUB PARTY GOERS

ITS A SAD DAY TODAY AS OUR DEAR FRIEND CINDI HAS LEDT THE BUILDING....

Inhave burnt my mankini on the beach in tribute to her

But the party must go in I know she would want that.. so let's all have a drink in her honour "

Sorry OP for your lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it’s a hot tube party

The question is do I put on my latex thong bikini set or my pvc thong bikini set

Welcome to the party ... You can wear whatever you like my dear... What can I get you to drink ...

Well thank you and I have a jack danals and cola please thank you x

Jack Daniels?? Nooooooooooooo........! "

Ok well how about bulleit bourbon then lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I smell bacon?

Hey...Interest you in a bacon and poached egg sandwich?"

Oh yes please and a cup of tea,2 sugars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it’s a hot tube party

The question is do I put on my latex thong bikini set or my pvc thong bikini set

Welcome to the party ... You can wear whatever you like my dear... What can I get you to drink ...

Well thank you and I have a jack danals and cola please thank you x

Jack Daniels?? Nooooooooooooo........!

Ok well how about bulleit bourbon then lol x"

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it’s a hot tube party

The question is do I put on my latex thong bikini set or my pvc thong bikini set

Welcome to the party ... You can wear whatever you like my dear... What can I get you to drink ...

Well thank you and I have a jack danals and cola please thank you x

Jack Daniels?? Nooooooooooooo........!

Ok well how about bulleit bourbon then lol x

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I smell bacon?

Hey...Interest you in a bacon and poached egg sandwich?

Oh yes please and a cup of tea,2 sugars."

Milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy chaps!

Hi Jimmy

Hey Mads. Sleep well.? "

I slept great thanks .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I smell bacon?

Hey...Interest you in a bacon and poached egg sandwich?

Oh yes please and a cup of tea,2 sugars.

Milk? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have emerged into the sunlight from my despair after Cindi made her quick appearance to say that she was running off with he terribly handsome, well-endowed fisherman to help bait his tackle.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll join in again "

Good girl. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I was away from the party a couple of hours and looks what's gone on never understand why people hate and get jealous we are just a happy little group of friends having a giggle and not hurting anyone. Everyone welcome in our little corner of fab and out only rules are be nice and have fun. Isnt that what life is all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey maddie wanna go for a swim

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey maddie wanna go for a swim "

Sure .... race ya there ..... Eat my sand wookie ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello "

Hi Sexy Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey maddie wanna go for a swim

Sure .... race ya there ..... Eat my sand wookie ...... "
I can think of something else I'd rather eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey maddie wanna go for a swim

Sure .... race ya there ..... Eat my sand wookie ...... I can think of something else I'd rather eat "

Ummmmmm a Carribbean jerk chicken sandwich with pineapple slaw on the side....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey maddie wanna go for a swim

Sure .... race ya there ..... Eat my sand wookie ...... I can think of something else I'd rather eat

Ummmmmm a Carribbean jerk chicken sandwich with pineapple slaw on the side...."
eeerrrrrmmmm yet that's what I meant honest

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hi guys, sorry for my late arrival - it appears I overslept.

That'll teach me NOT to stick to Jimmy's non alcoholic cocktails. But I was toasting Cindi, so it seemed appropriate to use tequila...

Anyway, carry on as you were guys, I'm off to play dress up with Cindi's wardrobe. If anything will fit me...

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"SO HOT TUB PARTY GOERS

ITS A SAD DAY TODAY AS OUR DEAR FRIEND CINDI HAS LEDT THE BUILDING....

Inhave burnt my mankini on the beach in tribute to her

But the party must go in I know she would want that.. so let's all have a drink in her honour

Sorry OP for your lost "

She just left the site, she isn't deceased

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Can I just point out the forum rules please, you cannot abuse people on the forum, you will get a ban if you do.

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

You also cannot dispute a ban on the forum so please no threads or posts, the person themselves would have to dispute it from the contact link.

To the people shouting about "haters" all you are doing is causing division, the person left the site for personal reasons according to another thread so lets stop with the haters posts

Back to the OP

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Fair enough.

Right - who wants cake?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles "

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub. "

Im leaving my shorts on - as im shy.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub. "

It is, Fiddles.

Now get your towel off & join me! X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub.

Im leaving my shorts on - as im shy. "

As I, Chunky, as if!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub.

It is, Fiddles.

Now get your towel off & join me! X"

Errr ok

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

That was quick, Fiddles

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"That was quick, Fiddles "

But not premature

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub.

It is, Fiddles.

Now get your towel off & join me! X

Errr ok "

Careful. You nearly had my eye out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey red dud you see I burnt my mankini

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey red dud you see I burnt my mankini "

I did, Wookie.

It is an honour that Cindi would be proud of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey red dud you see I burnt my mankini

I did, Wookie.

It is an honour that Cindi would be proud of "
now 8 cant hide my hard on

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey red dud you see I burnt my mankini

I did, Wookie.

It is an honour that Cindi would be proud of now 8 cant hide my hard on "

Let it out, Wookie. Stand proud!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub.

It is, Fiddles.

Now get your towel off & join me! X

Errr ok

Careful. You nearly had my eye out "

It would be safer if you put your mouth round it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub.

It is, Fiddles.

Now get your towel off & join me! X

Errr ok

Careful. You nearly had my eye out

It would be safer if you put your mouth round it "

Hmggmmmgff.

(Sorry, can't talk with my mouth full )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey red dud you see I burnt my mankini

I did, Wookie.

It is an honour that Cindi would be proud of now 8 cant hide my hard on

Let it out, Wookie. Stand proud! "
I wanna hide it though might scare you all

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub.

It is, Fiddles.

Now get your towel off & join me! X

Errr ok

Careful. You nearly had my eye out

It would be safer if you put your mouth round it

Hmggmmmgff.

(Sorry, can't talk with my mouth full ) "

I could make it fuller.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello

Hi Sexy Fiddles

I’m sorry am I in the right place, is this the naked hot tub.

It is, Fiddles.

Now get your towel off & join me! X

Errr ok

Careful. You nearly had my eye out

It would be safer if you put your mouth round it

Hmggmmmgff.

(Sorry, can't talk with my mouth full )

I could make it fuller. "

You did

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey red dud you see I burnt my mankini

I did, Wookie.

It is an honour that Cindi would be proud of now 8 cant hide my hard on

Let it out, Wookie. Stand proud! I wanna hide it though might scare you all"

Wookie Wang!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Afternoon all "

Afternoon Wonko.

It's a rather depleted party today. I suggest you get a little suntanning in and enjoy the peace & quiet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey red dud you see I burnt my mankini

I did, Wookie.

It is an honour that Cindi would be proud of now 8 cant hide my hard on

Let it out, Wookie. Stand proud! I wanna hide it though might scare you all

Wookie Wang!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
trade mark that

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can anybody help with making sure the sun lotion is rubbed in everywhere.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey red dud you see I burnt my mankini

I did, Wookie.

It is an honour that Cindi would be proud of now 8 cant hide my hard on

Let it out, Wookie. Stand proud! I wanna hide it though might scare you all

Wookie Wang!!!!!!!!!!!!! trade mark that "

#wookiewang

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey red dud you see I burnt my mankini

I did, Wookie.

It is an honour that Cindi would be proud of now 8 cant hide my hard on

Let it out, Wookie. Stand proud! I wanna hide it though might scare you all

Wookie Wang!!!!!!!!!!!!! trade mark that

#wookiewang "
swing it around for all to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cake,i never got the bacon sandwich I was offered this morning i've got the serious munchies.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Did someone mention cake,i never got the bacon sandwich I was offered this morning i've got the serious munchies."

I did offer cake, but on one wanted it. Pfffffft.

Please grab whatever you like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone mention cake,i never got the bacon sandwich I was offered this morning i've got the serious munchies."
I made mince pies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention cake,i never got the bacon sandwich I was offered this morning i've got the serious munchies.

I did offer cake, but on one wanted it. Pfffffft.

Please grab whatever you like. "

Any chance of a cuppa,sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Afternoon Wonko.

It's a rather depleted party today. I suggest you get a little suntanning in and enjoy the peace & quiet x"

Suntaning with my scottish complection?

you just want to see my skin go from light blue to lobster red in 33 seconds flat

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Did someone mention cake,i never got the bacon sandwich I was offered this morning i've got the serious munchies.

I did offer cake, but on one wanted it. Pfffffft.

Please grab whatever you like.

Any chance of a cuppa,sweetie"

Tea, coffee or hot chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a heads up I'm.skinny dipping in the sea with maddie If anyone wants to join us I've also got rubber rings.

All I'm wearing is my chest hair

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Afternoon all

Afternoon Wonko.

It's a rather depleted party today. I suggest you get a little suntanning in and enjoy the peace & quiet x

Suntaning with my scottish complection?

you just want to see my skin go from light blue to lobster red in 33 seconds flat "

I'm the same Wonko.

Pale is interesting. factor50 rules!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Did someone mention cake,i never got the bacon sandwich I was offered this morning i've got the serious munchies."

Me neither, hunny.

Though I did get a sausage off Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention cake,i never got the bacon sandwich I was offered this morning i've got the serious munchies.

Me neither, hunny.

Though I did get a sausage off Fiddles "

Oh you lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention cake,i never got the bacon sandwich I was offered this morning i've got the serious munchies.

I did offer cake, but on one wanted it. Pfffffft.

Please grab whatever you like.

Any chance of a cuppa,sweetie

Tea, coffee or hot chocolate? "

Sorry Chunky,this weather makes me so sleepy. Tea please,milk 2 sugars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Afternoon Wonko.

It's a rather depleted party today. I suggest you get a little suntanning in and enjoy the peace & quiet x

Suntaning with my scottish complection?

you just want to see my skin go from light blue to lobster red in 33 seconds flat

I'm the same Wonko.

Pale is interesting. factor50 rules! "

I usually apply 3 coats.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Afternoon all

Afternoon Wonko.

It's a rather depleted party today. I suggest you get a little suntanning in and enjoy the peace & quiet x

Suntaning with my scottish complection?

you just want to see my skin go from light blue to lobster red in 33 seconds flat

I'm the same Wonko.

Pale is interesting. factor50 rules!

I usually apply 3 coats. "

Me, too. With a trowel

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Did someone mention cake,i never got the bacon sandwich I was offered this morning i've got the serious munchies.

Me neither, hunny.

Though I did get a sausage off Fiddles

Oh you lucky girl "

I know. Was damn tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Afternoon Wonko.

It's a rather depleted party today. I suggest you get a little suntanning in and enjoy the peace & quiet x

Suntaning with my scottish complection?

you just want to see my skin go from light blue to lobster red in 33 seconds flat

I'm the same Wonko.

Pale is interesting. factor50 rules!

I usually apply 3 coats.

Me, too. With a trowel "

its the only way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening party goers me and maddie fell asleep on a rubber ring naked and have drifted out to see we cant see shore can anyone rescue us????

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I'm here! I'm back

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm here! I'm back "

Oh hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening party goers me and maddie fell asleep on a rubber ring naked and have drifted out to see we cant see shore can anyone rescue us???? "

Use the GPS trackers I installed In all the rubber duckies to confirm your location t the coast guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here! I'm back "

We

Oh and BTW nice front

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I'm here! I'm back

Oh hello. "

Hi lovely

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I'm here! I'm back

We

Oh and BTW nice front "

Lol thanks. The back isn't so bad either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here! I'm back

We

Oh and BTW nice front

Lol thanks. The back isn't so bad either "

Can't see that in your profile pic though

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Evening everybody. Nice to see you fiddles. I've been a little busy today playing hide the sausage

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm here! I'm back "

Hey, you! Xx

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I'm here! I'm back

Hey, you! Xx"

Hi red

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm here! I'm back

Hey, you! Xx

Hi red "

It's all a bit quiet here at the mo, but normal service will return in 48hrs or so....xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening everybody. Nice to see you fiddles. I've been a little busy today playing hide the sausage "

Fiddles said that our "special game"! Sounds more like sharing the sausage, than hiding it

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Evening everybody. Nice to see you fiddles. I've been a little busy today playing hide the sausage

Fiddles said that our "special game"! Sounds more like sharing the sausage, than hiding it "

We can share it red. You know he would love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a Welsh one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a Welsh one "

As long as you bring a keg of brains SA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a Welsh one

As long as you bring a keg of brains SA "
sounds a jolky splendid plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a Welsh one

As long as you bring a keg of brains SA sounds a jolky splendid plan "

Ok make it 2

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening everybody. Nice to see you fiddles. I've been a little busy today playing hide the sausage

Fiddles said that our "special game"! Sounds more like sharing the sausage, than hiding it

We can share it red. You know he would love that "

Oh he would, Shorts!

Let's do that tomorrow

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Room for a Welsh one "

Aw, evening lovely Taff.

How's you? Sit by us girls & let's have a natter xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I give up. I'll go and get my own cup of tea. *Sensual shuffles off muttering to herself*

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Room for a Welsh one

Aw, evening lovely Taff.

How's you? Sit by us girls & let's have a natter xx"

I'm guessing natter is code for something else.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh I give up. I'll go and get my own cup of tea. *Sensual shuffles off muttering to herself*"

Grab me a diet whilst youre there. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I give up. I'll go and get my own cup of tea. *Sensual shuffles off muttering to herself*

Grab me a diet whilst youre there. Please. "

The cheek of it. It was you that was supposed to bring me a cuppa

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh I give up. I'll go and get my own cup of tea. *Sensual shuffles off muttering to herself*

Grab me a diet whilst youre there. Please.

The cheek of it. It was you that was supposed to bring me a cuppa "

I got distracted by boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I give up. I'll go and get my own cup of tea. *Sensual shuffles off muttering to herself*

Grab me a diet whilst youre there. Please.

The cheek of it. It was you that was supposed to bring me a cuppa

I got distracted by boobs. "

What do you think these are,scotch mist. *as she sticks her chest out and points too her tits*

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh I give up. I'll go and get my own cup of tea. *Sensual shuffles off muttering to herself*

Grab me a diet whilst youre there. Please.

The cheek of it. It was you that was supposed to bring me a cuppa

I got distracted by boobs.

What do you think these are,scotch mist. *as she sticks her chest out and points too her tits*"

But you are hiding yours (points to hidden profile).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't hidden 7 hours ago when I asked for a cup of tea.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It wasn't hidden 7 hours ago when I asked for a cup of tea. "

But i was putting the kettle on then. Im a man - we can't do 2 things at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wasn't hidden 7 hours ago when I asked for a cup of tea.

But i was putting the kettle on then. Im a man - we can't do 2 things at once. "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It wasn't hidden 7 hours ago when I asked for a cup of tea.

But i was putting the kettle on then. Im a man - we can't do 2 things at once.

"

Us men have enough trouble trying to lick a pussy while getting our cock sucked. Lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Room for a Welsh one

Aw, evening lovely Taff.

How's you? Sit by us girls & let's have a natter xx

I'm guessing natter is code for something else."

What have you in mind, Jimbo?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"It wasn't hidden 7 hours ago when I asked for a cup of tea.

But i was putting the kettle on then. Im a man - we can't do 2 things at once.

"

Oh, Sensual. Men, eh??

Come on, let's sort ourselves out

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Pfffffft.

Send me the video.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Pfffffft.

Send me the video. "

Maybe.....

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Birthday shots all round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Birthday shots all round "
is it your birthday????? Party happy birthday xxx

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Birthday shots all round is it your birthday????? Party happy birthday xxx"

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Birthday shots all round is it your birthday????? Party happy birthday xxx

Yes it is "
well then happy birthday you beautiful woman xxx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Birthday shots all round "

Woop woop. Happy birthday sweetie. Xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hippy Hoppy Happy Birthday Esmerelda!

Have a fantastically fun time! Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Esmeralda.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think this is the longest our party has gone with out drinks so I'm running up with maddie and jumping in the hot tub cannonball

If you was wondering how me and maddie made it back all I have to say is ..... sea turtles mate

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Great birthday celebrations

Who's for skinny dipping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday esmerelda

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Great birthday celebrations

Who's for skinny dipping? "

Ooh, me! Me!

Then we can all watch you blow out your candles on your fabulous cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone mention cake "
yer i baked a big one

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Did someone mention cake yer i baked a big one "

He did indeed, Esmerelda!

Wait til you see it! It's proper luscious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning hot tub party massive I hope your all doing well today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning hot tub party massive I hope your all doing well today "

When did you change your name to 'well'

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Morning hot tub party massive I hope your all doing well today

When did you change your name to 'well' "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning hot tub party massive I hope your all doing well today

When did you change your name to 'well' "
if your dating you wanna do me all your gotta do it sit on my lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning hot tub party massive I hope your all doing well today

When did you change your name to 'well'

"
morning Red x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning hot tub party massive I hope your all doing well today

When did you change your name to 'well' if your dating you wanna do me all your gotta do it sit on my lap "

Is that all there is to it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning hot tub party massive I hope your all doing well today

When did you change your name to 'well' if your dating you wanna do me all your gotta do it sit on my lap

Is that all there is to it?"
well nakedness is required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, would i be able to get an invite to this massive hot tup party haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all, would i be able to get an invite to this massive hot tup party haha"
everyone is welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well get me a drink then my friend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well get me a drink then my friend! "
rum???

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Morning hot tub party massive I hope your all doing well today

When did you change your name to 'well'

morning Red x"

Morning Wookie!

Sorry, I'm crazy busy with work today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GOOOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS You guys got room for one more at this party....??

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning hot tub party massive I hope your all doing well today

When did you change your name to 'well'

morning Red x

Morning Wookie!

Sorry, I'm crazy busy with work today x"
I know that feeling cocktail

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"GOOOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS You guys got room for one more at this party....??

Xoxo"

MADDDDIIIIEEEEEEEE!

You're back!

So good to see you. Fancy a drink? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GOOOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS You guys got room for one more at this party....??

Xoxo"
maddie the hostess with the mostess glad to have you back in the tub I've saves a spot right here next to me I've got a pineapple rum cocktail served in a hollowed out pineapple with and umbrella and a straw just for you xxxx

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Did someone mention cake yer i baked a big one

He did indeed, Esmerelda!

Wait til you see it! It's proper luscious "

The cake was lush

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Did someone mention cake yer i baked a big one "

I like a big one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone mention cake yer i baked a big one

I like a big one "
so you said last time you felt .... I mean ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GOOOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS You guys got room for one more at this party....??

Xoxo

MADDDDIIIIEEEEEEEE!

You're back!

So good to see you. Fancy a drink? Xxx"

Good Morning Beautiful... Yes I would love A Mimosa !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GOOOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS You guys got room for one more at this party....??

Xoxo maddie the hostess with the mostess glad to have you back in the tub I've saves a spot right here next to me I've got a pineapple rum cocktail served in a hollowed out pineapple with and umbrella and a straw just for you xxxx "

Good Morning Wookie I knew you would... hey thanks for getting us back safe and sound !!

I Sea-Turtles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention cake yer i baked a big one

He did indeed, Esmerelda!

Wait til you see it! It's proper luscious

The cake was lush"

Happy Happy Birthday Goregous... sorry I missed it I was stranded on an Island .... but hoped your day was as wonderful as you!!

Anymore of that cake ... I'm starving.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WB MADDIE!!!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"GOOOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS You guys got room for one more at this party....??

Xoxo

MADDDDIIIIEEEEEEEE!

You're back!

So good to see you. Fancy a drink? Xxx

Good Morning Beautiful... Yes I would love A Mimosa !! "

mimosa & BBQ chicken wings coming right up! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GOOOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS You guys got room for one more at this party....??

Xoxo

MADDDDIIIIEEEEEEEE!

You're back!

So good to see you. Fancy a drink? Xxx

Good Morning Beautiful... Yes I would love A Mimosa !!

mimosa & BBQ chicken wings coming right up! Xx"

And this is why I am utterly crazy about you Red ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys you just don't know the

FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM I felt when those Sea-Turtles rescued me and Wookie ... from that Island!!

Now where is Sir Olovingman I want my Breakfast coffee that only HE can make me just right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well get me a drink then my friend! rum???"

A big bottle of captain morgans would do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well get me a drink then my friend! rum???

A big bottle of captain morgans would do! "

Coming right up ... Welcome to the party A guy with taste ... you'll fit right in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!"

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to... "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope "

Ohhhhh yes you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope "

I know ... wink wink

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope

I know ... wink wink "

Oh yes he did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope

I know ... wink wink

Oh yes he did! "

I know He Did Beautiful

You guys are the Best !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope

I know ... wink wink

Oh yes he did! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope

I know ... wink wink

Oh yes he did! "

Ohhh Wonko.... just give up Dearest.... we know you are Crazy about Your Hot Tub Ladies

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope

I know ... wink wink

Oh yes he did!

Ohhh Wonko.... just give up Dearest.... we know you are Crazy about Your Hot Tub Ladies "

He's lost without us, Maddie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope

I know ... wink wink

Oh yes he did!

Ohhh Wonko.... just give up Dearest.... we know you are Crazy about Your Hot Tub Ladies

He's lost without us, Maddie! "

Yes he is .... We are His Family

"Ohana" means no one gets left behind or forgotten!!

On this thread.... well except for that one time .. I jumped from a plane for him and he didn't catch me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope

I know ... wink wink

Oh yes he did!

Ohhh Wonko.... just give up Dearest.... we know you are Crazy about Your Hot Tub Ladies

He's lost without us, Maddie! "

then why hhave i spent it naked in a log cabin in the snow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope

I know ... wink wink

Oh yes he did!

Ohhh Wonko.... just give up Dearest.... we know you are Crazy about Your Hot Tub Ladies

He's lost without us, Maddie!

then why hhave i spent it naked in a log cabin in the snow? "

Because you clearly already had a vacation paid for and couldn't get your money back Sweetheart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WB MADDIE!!!!!

MY WONKO Did ya miss me... come on ... you can tell me... I know you want to...

Nope

Ohhhhh yes you did

Nope

I know ... wink wink

Oh yes he did!

Ohhh Wonko.... just give up Dearest.... we know you are Crazy about Your Hot Tub Ladies

He's lost without us, Maddie!

then why hhave i spent it naked in a log cabin in the snow?

Because you clearly already had a vacation paid for and couldn't get your money back Sweetheart! "

i lost oney on it as you were meant to join me and didnt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Took some doing catching those sea turtle mate hate to do my best jack sparrow impression to get them

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Just walkin by

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Just walkin by "

I hope you've put your willy away, PP? This is a respectable island x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just walkin by

I hope you've put your willy away, PP? This is a respectable island x"

Respectable? since when?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Just walkin by

I hope you've put your willy away, PP? This is a respectable island x"

Bugga

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