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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think ever sport should have an average Joe plucked off the street so we can gauge how good these athletes actually are, for example in the swimming they all finish very close, but if we have to wait an extra 20 minutes for Steve in his Bermuda shorts to finish the butterfly, it gives us more of a perspective how good these pro swimmers actually are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much every motorsports this goes for. For every race remove qualifying and just reverse the drivers standings. Always have the best at the back, fighting for the front.

(Would potentially even make F1 midly interesting apart from most overtakes would still come during pit stops and strategies...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty much every motorsports this goes for. For every race remove qualifying and just reverse the drivers standings. Always have the best at the back, fighting for the front.

(Would potentially even make F1 midly interesting apart from most overtakes would still come during pit stops and strategies...) "

I’d have them all in the same car, maybe a Ford Focus or something, then you could really gauge who the best driver is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty much every motorsports this goes for. For every race remove qualifying and just reverse the drivers standings. Always have the best at the back, fighting for the front.

(Would potentially even make F1 midly interesting apart from most overtakes would still come during pit stops and strategies...) "

Doesn't this happen in touring car?

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I'd like to see a whole lot in fancy dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty much every motorsports this goes for. For every race remove qualifying and just reverse the drivers standings. Always have the best at the back, fighting for the front.

(Would potentially even make F1 midly interesting apart from most overtakes would still come during pit stops and strategies...)

I’d have them all in the same car, maybe a Ford Focus or something, then you could really gauge who the best driver is"

Er, like star in a reasonably priced car?

Mr Bean is the fastest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace gold balls with beach balls

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The after match showers to be televised

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to see a whole lot in fancy dress

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Like, it’s a knock out ?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ladies Tennis. Topless.

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"I'd like to see a whole lot in fancy dress

Like, it’s a knock out ?"

Like a tennis match between barney the dinosaur and a teletubbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legalise rucking again.

Although the newest version of the breakdown is beginning to outlaw the cheats I still miss the good old days of being able to put a boot on the sneaky hands and legs all over the ball.

I remember fondly waking up on a Sunday morning with the bed sheets stuck to the eight inch gashes on my back.

The breakdown refereed itself in those days and as a man who loved to take it just as much as give it out it was great fun.

Standing in the showers after a game with the back line all in awe of the battle scars us forwards had was as much of a reward as any try I ever scored.

I do appreciate that more parents have encouraged their kids to play rugby and more kids have persisted since the game has been cleaned up though which has been great for the game so it’s a very selfish idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could normal people even do the butterfly. Seems a massive effort for a swim. Doggy paddle still gets you to the other side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All competitors in Ducks and Drakes should have to stand on one leg.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ummmm I think wheelchair basketball has few enough rules already. Actual charging (deliberately ramming) would be nice, but we can already do things like wrestle the ball out of another player's hands, even if they have both hands on the ball. If I'm pulling the ball and their chair tips over, that's fine. I work on the "cuddle the ball right next to my boobs" method. If they're cautious, they leave it. If they get a handful, then all's fair in love and war and basketball

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could normal people even do the butterfly. Seems a massive effort for a swim. Doggy paddle still gets you to the other side. "

Yeah, they could basically do whatever they wanted to finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could normal people even do the butterfly. Seems a massive effort for a swim. Doggy paddle still gets you to the other side.

Yeah, they could basically do whatever they wanted to finish."

Could I float in on a lilo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Legalise rucking again.

Although the newest version of the breakdown is beginning to outlaw the cheats I still miss the good old days of being able to put a boot on the sneaky hands and legs all over the ball.

I remember fondly waking up on a Sunday morning with the bed sheets stuck to the eight inch gashes on my back.

The breakdown refereed itself in those days and as a man who loved to take it just as much as give it out it was great fun.

Standing in the showers after a game with the back line all in awe of the battle scars us forwards had was as much of a reward as any try I ever scored.

I do appreciate that more parents have encouraged their kids to play rugby and more kids have persisted since the game has been cleaned up though which has been great for the game so it’s a very selfish idea."

I played a season of rugby back in the day out on the wing, so I stayed well away from the action, I’m so oblivious to the rules, I just had to Google what rucking is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could normal people even do the butterfly. Seems a massive effort for a swim. Doggy paddle still gets you to the other side.

Yeah, they could basically do whatever they wanted to finish.

Could I float in on a lilo. "

Yes, but no speedboats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ummmm I think wheelchair basketball has few enough rules already. Actual charging (deliberately ramming) would be nice, but we can already do things like wrestle the ball out of another player's hands, even if they have both hands on the ball. If I'm pulling the ball and their chair tips over, that's fine. I work on the "cuddle the ball right next to my boobs" method. If they're cautious, they leave it. If they get a handful, then all's fair in love and war and basketball "

Sounds like a free for all, already ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Strongman is classed as a sport, I propose they change the location of all events to my house

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ummmm I think wheelchair basketball has few enough rules already. Actual charging (deliberately ramming) would be nice, but we can already do things like wrestle the ball out of another player's hands, even if they have both hands on the ball. If I'm pulling the ball and their chair tips over, that's fine. I work on the "cuddle the ball right next to my boobs" method. If they're cautious, they leave it. If they get a handful, then all's fair in love and war and basketball

Sounds like a free for all, already ?!"

Yeah, pretty much

We're not allowed to deliberately ram into another chair, but we can block using the chair. It's pretty fierce. We also have to "have control of the chair" when shooting, so you can't glide down court and shoot without adjusting the chair. I've had shots disallowed for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Legalise rucking again.

Although the newest version of the breakdown is beginning to outlaw the cheats I still miss the good old days of being able to put a boot on the sneaky hands and legs all over the ball.

I remember fondly waking up on a Sunday morning with the bed sheets stuck to the eight inch gashes on my back.

The breakdown refereed itself in those days and as a man who loved to take it just as much as give it out it was great fun.

Standing in the showers after a game with the back line all in awe of the battle scars us forwards had was as much of a reward as any try I ever scored.

I do appreciate that more parents have encouraged their kids to play rugby and more kids have persisted since the game has been cleaned up though which has been great for the game so it’s a very selfish idea."

I love that you love the pain

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If somebody fouls you in football, you should get a free kick, not with the ball, but at the bastard who tackled you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knuckle dusters in Ice Hockey.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

In regards to F1. Rather than all having the same car, as that would take away from the lineage of the sport and the old Ferraris and silver arrows etc. Perhaps a team budget cap.

Which I've just looked up and they're already doing it

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

MMA...Replace one of the fighters with a bear.

A fucking big, fucking furry, huge paw'd bear.

Let's see your trash talk now you gobby wanker.

E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I played a season of rugby back in the day out on the wing, so I stayed well away from the action, I’m so oblivious to the rules, I just had to Google what rucking is. "

There’s always been a saying for anyone that gets an injury, strap it up and play on the wing...

I’d imagine yours would take some strapping!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Ummmm I think wheelchair basketball has few enough rules already. Actual charging (deliberately ramming) would be nice, but we can already do things like wrestle the ball out of another player's hands, even if they have both hands on the ball. If I'm pulling the ball and their chair tips over, that's fine. I work on the "cuddle the ball right next to my boobs" method. If they're cautious, they leave it. If they get a handful, then all's fair in love and war and basketball

Sounds like a free for all, already ?!

Yeah, pretty much

We're not allowed to deliberately ram into another chair, but we can block using the chair. It's pretty fierce. We also have to "have control of the chair" when shooting, so you can't glide down court and shoot without adjusting the chair. I've had shots disallowed for that "

I believe wheelchair basketball was originally called "murderball" ...

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By *urham 3 riversMan
over a year ago

Co. Durham


"The after match showers to be televised "

yes for the ladies hockey team

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"If somebody fouls you in football, you should get a free kick, not with the ball, but at the bastard who tackled you "

Bwahahahahahaha.

Dirty dirty Spurs and dirty Leeds wouldn't have a player not on the injury table....

E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Combine WWE with football.

You could give the goal keeper a stone cold stunner allowing your team to score.

When you don't agree with a referee decision spin him around and rock bottom him.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Extra points for entertainment value/showmanship in full contact medieval fencing

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"If somebody fouls you in football, you should get a free kick, not with the ball, but at the bastard who tackled you "

In the nuts.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ummmm I think wheelchair basketball has few enough rules already. Actual charging (deliberately ramming) would be nice, but we can already do things like wrestle the ball out of another player's hands, even if they have both hands on the ball. If I'm pulling the ball and their chair tips over, that's fine. I work on the "cuddle the ball right next to my boobs" method. If they're cautious, they leave it. If they get a handful, then all's fair in love and war and basketball

Sounds like a free for all, already ?!

Yeah, pretty much

We're not allowed to deliberately ram into another chair, but we can block using the chair. It's pretty fierce. We also have to "have control of the chair" when shooting, so you can't glide down court and shoot without adjusting the chair. I've had shots disallowed for that

I believe wheelchair basketball was originally called "murderball" ...

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That's wheelchair rugby, which is even more vicious. Mr Tender wants rucking back. Try wheelchair basketball - you can't put a boot in, but you CAN use a metal wheelchair with integral battering ram to flatten your opponent

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When the men do the hurdles could they do them naked, and could we put cats on top of the hurdles. Poised for action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the men do the hurdles could they do them naked, and could we put cats on top of the hurdles. Poised for action.

"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

All sports should allow mixed showering afterwards.

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

In football, swap the physios for those vets in horse racing...

“Oh you’ve hurt your leg - better to just shoot you seem as you are rolling around in such pain ”

End diving in about twenty minutes (and 11 deaths) haha

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