FabSwingers.com forum: Things I / you say whilst driving

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I tend not to swear but have said most of those without the swear bits

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Look at this cunt up my arse "

Accelerators the one on the right numb nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake you wanker couldn’t you have dropped your guts before you got in??

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

I think I’ve just said all of them on the way home from the Trafford centre. Apart from the woman comment.

But the other one you will notice most nob head drivers have hats on. FACT. You’ll notice that now and think of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it Indicators on your car are extra twat face

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

Several times on a daily basis with being on the road all day a lot off the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometime I wish lockdown back, it was so peaceful on my way to work.

I don’t tend to lose it anymore like few years ago but the odd shouting make me feel better. Especially the middle lane hoggers !! I swear in french so you might not know lol

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I can’t abide drivers who dither. It’s a major cause of accidents. My usual rant is

‘come on, shape up or ship out’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm driving down the road I yell "omg! Why am I driving!? I can't drive!? How did I even get here!? Heeelp!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

You made me laugh I use all of them a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

I think I’ve just said all of them on the way home from the Trafford centre. Apart from the woman comment.

But the other one you will notice most nob head drivers have hats on. FACT. You’ll notice that now and think of me

I’m glad you said most I wear a hat sometimes but I’m

A good driver and not a nob driver and never had an accident touch wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav is 'C'mon, what you waiting for an invitation'?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I shout "am I invisible? " a LOT.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I shout "am I invisible? " a LOT. "

Who said that?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I shout "am I invisible? " a LOT.

Who said that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I dont drive but ride a cycle and my fave is ffs I only shaved my legs last night! They that close passing lol! Plus thanks for cutting me up u cunt! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said left

Which one you fuck??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont drive but ride a cycle and my fave is ffs I only shaved my legs last night! They that close passing lol! Plus thanks for cutting me up u cunt! X"
so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off your phone

Break light out

Illegal manoeuvre

Use your fucking indicators

And lots and lots of expletives

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“Didn’t they fit indicators to that model” gets shouted a lot. And I do the “wanker” hand move a lot too. I say “fucking twat” also.

I find it very cathartic.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I shout "am I invisible? " a LOT. "
ohhh yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you can wait!

Don't you dare indicate, I have my telepathy on today...ffs

And you can fuck off!

I don't think so!

All of the above is usually said when I am driving in familiar territory and I am confident.

When I don't know where I am heading to I am a panicking stress head who is on the brink of a breakdown at any second, and in a bath of sweat.... I could cry

Her x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"And you can wait!

Don't you dare indicate, I have my telepathy on today...ffs

And you can fuck off!

I don't think so!

All of the above is usually said when I am driving in familiar territory and I am confident.

When I don't know where I am heading to I am a panicking stress head who is on the brink of a breakdown at any second, and in a bath of sweat.... I could cry

Her x"

I’m like that if I get lost. I hate not knowing where I’m driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shout "am I invisible? " a LOT. "

This!

Also

WTAF are you doing?

You not got an indicator?

Aye, awrite bawbag.

Hurry up ffs.

Move the fuck over.

Just you stay where you are.

And probably many others I can't think of right now

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

All of the above

Plus "do you want me to drive that twatting thing for you seeing as you're obviously not capable"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm driving down the road I yell "omg! Why am I driving!? I can't drive!? How did I even get here!? Heeelp!!" "

Oh was it you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch this for an handbrake turn!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What a twat

Ffs

Its my right of way darling

Move over I'm coming through

He should of waited

Whats he waiting for

Look at this knob

I apologise for the male emphasis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont wear diving boots when you brake you fucking idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you can wait!

Don't you dare indicate, I have my telepathy on today...ffs

And you can fuck off!

I don't think so!

All of the above is usually said when I am driving in familiar territory and I am confident.

When I don't know where I am heading to I am a panicking stress head who is on the brink of a breakdown at any second, and in a bath of sweat.... I could cry

that is exactly how iam. I hate driving in unfamiliar places

Her x"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hmmmmmmm I'm the woman in a hat in front of you observing speed limits.

I don't say or think any of those things as I know how to drive and don't do it with my cock.

Sometimes I think .. How many cars do you want to drive?

People who mutter those things are the causers of death on the roads.

Try indicating / overtaking.

No room ?

Try some patience.

Better late than dead.

P.S. I always catch up to dickheads at the lights and laugh.

Their gear sticks must be as throttled as their dicks.

I have been in the wrong on a roundabout the other week and she called me a STUPID FUCKING COW! Fair do's

She was more upset about it than me ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You not got a fuckin indicator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay there knobhead

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

When did you pass your fucking test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAKE UP fuck face.

FFS it's a speed bump not a fucking land mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of my arse you twat.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get out of my arse you twat.

Don't dirty that pretty mouth. Do what I do and slow down. Drives them fucking crazy. They think it's YOU but you know it's THEM.

Hope I get in front of Mr. Mystique tomorrow.

Spesh if he's a white van man.

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

How much of the fucking road do you want buy a proper bloody car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out of my arse you twat.

It’s too wide can’t overtake you, may as well enjoy the view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

#THISWOMAN

#ALLOFTHEABOVE

ohhhhhhh and WHAT THE HELL.....A**%@*& !!!!!!

# ALOT

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Inset car manufacturers name.. They add indicators to them now.

Wrong lane every bloody day she's in the wrong lane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please disregard.... The Bet its a Woman...

#IBETITISAMAN

#LOOKITSYOURFAVORITEWORD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you indicators a optional fucking extra on your BMW dickhead?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Get out of my arse you twat.

Don't dirty that pretty mouth. Do what I do and slow down. Drives them fucking crazy. They think it's YOU but you know it's THEM.

Hope I get in front of Mr. Mystique tomorrow.

Spesh if he's a white van man."

I’m upper middle. I drive a shaguar

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Oi wanker! Shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rarely say anything but I often just shake my head.

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I get cross if I don't get a thank you when give way so its usually

Say thank you.. No? Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you waiting for a written invitation?" is something I say a lot of somebody is slow in moving off.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I get cross if I don't get a thank you when give way so its usually

Say thank you.. No? Twat

Thank you

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By *ussex-steveMan
over a year ago

brighton

"Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

I think I’ve just said all of them on the way home from the Trafford centre. Apart from the woman comment.

But the other one you will notice most nob head drivers have hats on. FACT. You’ll notice that now and think of me

I would LOVE to chat to you re: the hat comment !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you waiting for, fucking Christmas?

Oh no, not another fucking tractor.

Indicators motherfucker, do you use them?

If you get any closer your cock’ll be in my arse.

You could park the QE fucking 2 in that gap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

#THISWOMAN

#ALLOFTHEABOVE

ohhhhhhh and WHAT THE HELL.....A**%@*& !!!!!!

# ALOT

Just about all of them once ive calmed down a bit, at the time, it would not be repeatable on any forum, but involves a car jack banana, coconuts and a lack of lube

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Why are you driving 30 it's national speed limit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

What are you waiting for?? A fucking invitation fucking go!!! Not proud I get rather upset at slow drivers

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I say

“After you” as I kindly let people out

“Thank you” when people let me out

“Cmon lady” when I let the old lady cross

“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek” snd “sorry” if I ever have cause to go round the magic roundabout in Swindon

V x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

My butt plug has just started vibrating!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

""Are you waiting for a written invitation?" is something I say a lot of somebody is slow in moving off. "

I use this one too

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Check your bloody lights.. As one car goes past on other side of the road with only one bulb working.

And.. Turn that main beam off twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheeeps, every time I pass a field of them.

Ooo. Pretty Christmas lights, when I see blue flashing lights ahead.

Ooooo, it’s a woo woo, my kids hate that.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Cock Womble

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By *lasterman2000Man
over a year ago

Skipton

For fucks sake!

Fucking wanking Audi drivers....yeah that's right mate you own the fucking road.

It's just a roundabout knobhead!

Jesusfuckingwept

Full beam dickhead

And so on and so forth!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Having been cut up whilst joining the motorway a few days back I gave the moron a few choice words.

When we pulled up at the lights at our exit, he got out and ran back towards us.

I opened the window and the poor guy couldn't stop apologising.

How bad did I feel then

Must be how I look maybe.

Scary....

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Seriously

Do you need a ruler

A bus can fit through there

Oh your a no indicator type of car

If you wiggle over we can both get through

It’s my right of way

The Highway Code applies to cyclists too

Ooo Tune....

Shit I missed the turning

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do I look psychic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot need to calm down

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Green light! Right foot down!

Buy a car you can actually drive FFS (usually at people [ok, usually women] who can't manoeuvre a 4x4/SUV)

Nah, fucking wait there...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Do I look psychic? "

Ah the legendary invisible indicator no doubt.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Oh you you can but a licence now days

Nobhead !

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Today someone just got the middle finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What shade of green are you waiting for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, she's good looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share the fuckin road

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Will ya move tá ffffkk

You swear you were driving a bus.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Turn your bloody fog lights off !!!!!

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By *lasterman2000Man
over a year ago

Skipton

And to add to my earlier list

Get a fooking move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much room do you want

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ermm, Hello its a pea souper and yet you think its okay to drive with no lights on.....Who gave Stevie Wonder a licence?

On a serious note, please do check, just because your dash is lit up, it doesn't mean that your lights are on.

A serious fault with new car design!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New invention indicators use them !?!

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

It’s the tooter clubs day out

Tooter tooter tooter along the road in outside lane

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"Go then dickhead

Can you go any slower?

Fuck off you prick

What the fuck are you looking at?

Are you having a laugh?

You can fit a fucking bus through there

Fucking MOVE then

Bet you it’s a woman

Fucking hate Sunday drivers

For fucks sake just GO

Look at this cunt up my arse

Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?

Love and Peace

You waiting for a wriiten invite..

Dya want a fucking push

You can put it in 2nd now

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

If this prick gets any closer he'll need a condom

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Road signs are there for a reason fuck head.

White circle black diagonal line, look it up in the high way code fuck head.

And my personal fave, if you can't handle that size car try a shopping trolley.

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

Look at the rims on that. .....

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By *onne and SteveMan
over a year ago

Corsham

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