FabSwingers.com forum: Scottish Lions eat a Monkey

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Scottish Lions in a Scottish Safari Park have eaten a monkey that escaped from its enclosure and strayed into the Lion pen.. some onlookers say they were traumatised but didn't stop many filming it..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a pleasant thing to witness first hand

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Did they deep fry it ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Did they deep fry it ?"

Don't be silly, health and safety wouldn't allow a flame or hot oil

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Bet it was the shark's fault tho,they probably let the monkey escape.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Not a pleasant thing to witness first hand "

Well if it bothers them look away, it's real life.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Send the gorillas in, let's see how hungry these lions really are

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Thats one thread title I never expected to see!

Cheers Thomas

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Well that’s just sad.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the bright side one less monkey in the world

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really can’t understand why people cannot see that it’s in the nature of lions to kill and eat things

There’s plenty of examples on YouTube,whereupon animals stray into a predators world.

Guess what!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Maybe we shouldn't keep them in zoos.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish lions ? .. do they roar with a Scottish accent ..

.. sorry !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scottish lions ? .. do they roar with a Scottish accent ..

.. sorry ! "

Grrrrrr lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what's was expected to happen??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scottish lions ? .. do they roar with a Scottish accent ..

.. sorry !

Grrrrrr lol"

Grrrrrrrr .... (English accent )

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urham 3 riversMan
over a year ago

Co. Durham

it sure does help with the feed bill lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They thought it was a French Fisherman, or was it a Spanish Sailor?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a change from Chasing Haggis I suppose

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scottish lions ? .. do they roar with a Scottish accent ..

.. sorry !

Grrrrrr lol

Grrrrrrrr .... (English accent )

Haha a wee Brummy lion heart awww lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww poor wee monkey

I've always been terrified at Blairdrummond, before even hearing this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a northern monkey or a southern softy?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we shouldn't keep them in zoos. "

Behave

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought the Scottish Lions must be a rugby team.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Maybe we shouldn't keep them in zoos.

Behave

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I am not a big fan of these wild beasts on our doorsteps ready to escape and eat the local population.. many are born here now which make them Scottish Lions.. they would struggle to adapt or be accepted if they were sent to Africa.. I would round every one up from every UK Safari park and send them to Australia . The climate would suit them, the locals are not fazed by dangerous beasts and they have acres of spare land..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I am not a big fan of these wild beasts on our doorsteps ready to escape and eat the local population.. many are born here now which make them Scottish Lions.. they would struggle to adapt or be accepted if they were sent to Africa.. I would round every one up from every UK Safari park and send them to Australia . The climate would suit them, the locals are not fazed by dangerous beasts and they have acres of spare land.. "

Is there a massive security problem? Will they be roaming the parks like escaped dogs?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what happens when you venture into the lion's den

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Scottish Lions ....... Scottish ?

Fucks sake are they tartan ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Scottish Lions ....... Scottish ?

Fucks sake are they tartan ?

They were born in Scotland...

Scottish !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Scottish Lions ....... Scottish ?

Fucks sake are they tartan ?

They were born in Scotland...

Scottish !"

If they were born in Scotland and are Scottish ...... how did they know that the monkey was a monkey ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

It’s Westminster’s fault. It would never happen if Scotland was independent.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It’s Westminster’s fault. It would never happen if Scotland was independent."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scottish Lions ....... Scottish ?

Fucks sake are they tartan ?

They were born in Scotland...

Scottish !

If they were born in Scotland and are Scottish ...... how did they know that the monkey was a monkey ?"

Are you thinking maybe it was a cat? Or a small child?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish because nicola "Jimmy krankie" sturgeon says so

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet the monkey was a cunt anyway, they are quite annoying.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Scottish Lions ....... Scottish ?

Fucks sake are they tartan ?

They were born in Scotland...

Scottish !

If they were born in Scotland and are Scottish ...... how did they know that the monkey was a monkey ?"

They did not care if it was a monkey.. they just ate the bloody thing..

It's on the new. I don't make this nonsense up..

The lions were born in Scotland.. Scottish..

Same as Scottish salmon..

Scientists have even noticed that Scottish lions are growing longer coats than their African ancestors..

It's called evolution..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Listen Tom. Tom of Essex. Tom of 'I don't make this shit up' .......

The national fucking animal of Scotland is the UNICORN....

Now tell me it's a horse that grew a twirly horn due to evolution ...... Go on Tom. Go on.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the gift shop be selling monkeys with their limbs missing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lion sleeps tonight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aptainaughtyMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I bet the monkey was a cunt anyway, they are quite annoying.

PmSL I bet it was that little fucker that keeps spilling everyone's wee drum just after last round gone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure it wasn’t a shark in a lion costume ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The lion sleeps tonight "

A whim away a whim away

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lion sleeps tonight

A whim away a whim away"

Ear worm now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I thought the Scottish Lions must be a rugby team. "

I was expecting a Rugby thread too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Lucky Lion that got the Monkey nuts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"The lion sleeps tonight

A whim away a whim away

Ear worm now

The song is just sooo in accurate. Lions mainly live on The Savanna and are most active at night.

Cal

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The lion sleeps tonight

A whim away a whim away"

Did you know that Paul Young was in the backing band for hit ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The lion sleeps tonight

A whim away a whim away"

The lead singer of that hit actually drowned..

He fell in the river and could not whim away...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lion sleeps tonight

A whim away a whim away

Did you know that Paul Young was in the backing band for hit ?

His hat was on my front door step the other day, I crapped myself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"The lion sleeps tonight

A whim away a whim away

Did you know that Paul Young was in the backing band for hit ?

His hat was on my front door step the other day, I crapped myself "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

They obviously thought it was a walking haggis

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Byestanders said you could hear the crack of bones as the Scottish lions devoured that monkey..

If one of those evil buggers escapes it will be human bones next

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Byestanders said you could hear the crack of bones as the Scottish lions devoured that monkey..

If one of those evil buggers escapes it will be human bones next "

Are they more evil or less evil than sharks. Just asked as you seem to have quite an insight into the motivation of other species

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one with “Circle of life” from the Lion King running through their head???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Byestanders said you could hear the crack of bones as the Scottish lions devoured that monkey..

If one of those evil buggers escapes it will be human bones next

Are they more evil or less evil than sharks. Just asked as you seem to have quite an insight into the motivation of other species "

Wait i thought snakes were the evil buggers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Byestanders said you could hear the crack of bones as the Scottish lions devoured that monkey..

If one of those evil buggers escapes it will be human bones next

Are they more evil or less evil than sharks. Just asked as you seem to have quite an insight into the motivation of other species

Wait i thought snakes were the evil buggers "

Many species evil and many are buggers too..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scottish lions ? .. do they roar with a Scottish accent ..

.. sorry ! "

You never know, dogs have been shown to bark with regional accents, I kid you not.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Am I the only one with “Circle of life” from the Lion King running through their head???"

Am now. Bollocks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Scottish lions ? .. do they roar with a Scottish accent ..

.. sorry !

You never know, dogs have been shown to bark with regional accents, I kid you not.

That is so true..

And some dog barks grate more than others on me. Northern Irish dog barks are particularly irritating..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Byestanders said you could hear the crack of bones as the Scottish lions devoured that monkey..

If one of those evil buggers escapes it will be human bones next "

That's what animals do Tom. They eat other animals. Well the carnivores and omnivores do

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Byestanders said you could hear the crack of bones as the Scottish lions devoured that monkey..

If one of those evil buggers escapes it will be human bones next

That's what animals do Tom. They eat other animals. Well the carnivores and omnivores do

And risky to cage them here.. close all zoos and send the buggers home.. sadly some are born here..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a headline from amateur rugby.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Evil buggars them lions. Will have your hand off in an instant.

And don't get me started on those tigers neither. Please do not believe their propaganda, they do not come for tea, or eat frosties.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I thought that this was a sporting thing at first. Some team initiation thing that had taken a sinister turn.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly put me off my wank

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nearly put me off my wank "

Danger wank?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember some years back at Belfast zoo,some mindless morons threw two penguins into the lion enclosure.

Fortunately the lions didn't eat them, couldn't get the wrappers off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Why does anybody want to look at these animals.. beats me..

Animals so not belong in cages.. cruelty beyond belief..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Does anyone know iff the tails got eaten ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me or is there a slight flaw in the logic that an animal would struggle to adapt or be accepted on a continent it has evolved to live on but would manage just fine on one it hasn't?

I'm definitely leaning towards troll of late.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is it just me or is there a slight flaw in the logic that an animal would struggle to adapt or be accepted on a continent it has evolved to live on but would manage just fine on one it hasn't?

I'm definitely leaning towards troll of late.

Lean away but don't lean so far as to fall in the lion enclosure at Swansea Zoo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does anybody want to look at these animals.. beats me..

Animals so not belong in cages.. cruelty beyond belief..

I thought your point was that they weren't in cages.. I thought they were roaming the Scottish countryside eating monkeys Willie nillie as they fancied

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Why does anybody want to look at these animals.. beats me..

Animals so not belong in cages.. cruelty beyond belief..

I thought your point was that they weren't in cages.. I thought they were roaming the Scottish countryside eating monkeys Willie nillie as they fancied "

No.. the monkey escaped and strolled into the lion enclosure as bold as brass..

Like a brass monkey..

Not only eaten but spectators heard every monkey scream, heard the skin ripped off it's back and the sound of bones crunched by the lions teeth..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why does anybody want to look at these animals.. beats me..

Animals so not belong in cages.. cruelty beyond belief..

I thought your point was that they weren't in cages.. I thought they were roaming the Scottish countryside eating monkeys Willie nillie as they fancied

No.. the monkey escaped and strolled into the lion enclosure as bold as brass..

Like a brass monkey..

Not only eaten but spectators heard every monkey scream, heard the skin ripped off it's back and the sound of bones crunched by the lions teeth.. "

Surely a lion would have struggled with a brass monkey? Pretty tough

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Hate to scare you Tom but your very own zoo in Colchester had a similar incident a few years ago - the lion enclosure is directly opposite the area where they put on shows flying birds of prey for the public to see and marvel at - on this occasion one of the birds of prey decided to take a rest in the lion enclosure and became their lunch!! They now have streamers or a mesh above the enclosure to prevent a recurrence.

They also had several of the wolves escape a few years back and sadly they were all shot.

So it's happening on your doorstep!!

And a wonderful zoo it is too - does much for conservation and the animals are all very well looked after - I shed a tear when Rajang (the orangutan) passed away two years ago.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Is it just me or is there a slight flaw in the logic that an animal would struggle to adapt or be accepted on a continent it has evolved to live on but would manage just fine on one it hasn't?

I'm definitely leaning towards troll of late.

Lean away but don't lean so far as to fall in the lion enclosure at Swansea Zoo"
Swansea don’t have a zoo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Hate to scare you Tom but your very own zoo in Colchester had a similar incident a few years ago - the lion enclosure is directly opposite the area where they put on shows flying birds of prey for the public to see and marvel at - on this occasion one of the birds of prey decided to take a rest in the lion enclosure and became their lunch!! They now have streamers or a mesh above the enclosure to prevent a recurrence.

They also had several of the wolves escape a few years back and sadly they were all shot.

So it's happening on your doorstep!!

And a wonderful zoo it is too - does much for conservation and the animals are all very well looked after - I shed a tear when Rajang (the orangutan) passed away two years ago."

I remember those wolves being shot by expert police marksmen. People were told to stay off the streets until the evil buggers were dispatched .. those officers once again were brave beyond compare putting themselves in the way of danger...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me or is there a slight flaw in the logic that an animal would struggle to adapt or be accepted on a continent it has evolved to live on but would manage just fine on one it hasn't?

I'm definitely leaning towards troll of late.

Lean away but don't lean so far as to fall in the lion enclosure at Swansea ZooSwansea don’t have a zoo

.."

Maybe he means the monkey sanctuary??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I remember some years back at Belfast zoo,some mindless morons threw two penguins into the lion enclosure.

Fortunately the lions didn't eat them, couldn't get the wrappers off

Go and sit on the Nowhereman step for five hours.

Disgraceful.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I remember some years back at Belfast zoo,some mindless morons threw two penguins into the lion enclosure.

Fortunately the lions didn't eat them, couldn't get the wrappers off

that’s the only funny comment of this thread

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we shouldn't keep them in zoos. "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's not nice but that's nature..

I do not like zoos..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not sure zoos are good

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And not sure a mo let diet good for the lions..

This happens when we fuck with nature..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread