FabSwingers.com forum: Things you have used to masturbate with

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would love to now what you girls have used or favourite toy or anything slightly out of the ordinary

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Bednobs & broomsticks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven't watch that in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me, you don't wanna know what I've done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol thats not an answer

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Bednobs & broomsticks?"

Oh jeez that's a throwback! Haven't seen that in forever!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Ooo my favourite fetish! A hockey stick and a piston from some industrial machinery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumbers (obv)

An apple

Ice lolly

Golf balls (several at once)

Umbrella handle (with a bend on it

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Frozen banana

My fist

Hammer handle

Dildo attached to broom handle attached to bicycle back wheel (bike was upside down and I had shoe laces attached to the peddles to pull to 'ride the bike')

And a few others I refuse to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumbers (obv)

An apple

Ice lolly

Golf balls (several at once)

Umbrella handle (with a bend on it

)

Frozen banana

My fist

Hammer handle

Dildo attached to broom handle attached to bicycle back wheel (bike was upside down and I had shoe laces attached to the peddles to pull to 'ride the bike')

And a few others I refuse to say

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That reminds me. Can we have our lawnmower back if your finished with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumbers (obv)

An apple

Ice lolly

Golf balls (several at once)

Umbrella handle (with a bend on it

)

Frozen banana

My fist

Hammer handle

Dildo attached to broom handle attached to bicycle back wheel (bike was upside down and I had shoe laces attached to the peddles to pull to 'ride the bike')

And a few others I refuse to say

That reminds me. Can we have our lawnmower back if your finished with it

No problem, I just need to clean it first

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Cucumbers (obv)

An apple

Ice lolly

Golf balls (several at once)

Umbrella handle (with a bend on it

)

Frozen banana

My fist

Hammer handle

Dildo attached to broom handle attached to bicycle back wheel (bike was upside down and I had shoe laces attached to the peddles to pull to 'ride the bike')

And a few others I refuse to say

Sounds like an x-rated version of Macgyver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese grater. It burns so good on my lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumbers (obv)

An apple

Ice lolly

Golf balls (several at once)

Umbrella handle (with a bend on it

)

Frozen banana

My fist

Hammer handle

Dildo attached to broom handle attached to bicycle back wheel (bike was upside down and I had shoe laces attached to the peddles to pull to 'ride the bike')

And a few others I refuse to say

That reminds me. Can we have our lawnmower back if your finished with it

No problem, I just need to clean it first

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Bednobs & broomsticks?"

“Whats that got to do with my knob”. Best line ever in a children's film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese grater. It burns so good on my lips.

Hell yeah

You know it gurl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Miele v Dyson vacuum cleaner challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber - one time it was too bloody cold

And a Christmas bauble,

If you saw the shape you'd understand.

It's currently on the tree as I type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty boring - Imagination, Lube and Hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry the hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleshlight, hands and leather gloves

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

At the age of 15, I don't think mine was quite legal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha that bad lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The end of a hairbrush - classic (not the fuzzy end tho

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Deodorant can

Cucumber -peeled as it’s more slippery

The horn off a Viking helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I met had a traffic cone in her cupboard, she didn’t keep it in there for long, was quite the show

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Henry the hoover"

How did that work.?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack hammer that reminds me must give the road workers it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baseball bat. Cucumber, bannana, screwdriver handle,hairbrush handle. Mostly when i was younger and single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas stocking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baseball bat. Cucumber, bannana, screwdriver handle,hairbrush handle. Mostly when i was younger and single

Wow thats a big variety must day thats the hot to think about

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I used to rub myself up on the side of the bath. Now I stick my suction cup dildo to it!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin "

Absolutely brilliant horny comment x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin

Absolutely brilliant horny comment x

Would u like me to jack u off

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin "

No cucumbers, table legs or champagne bottles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin

No cucumbers, table legs or champagne bottles?

Cucumbers shrink when warm table legs well, they r attractched to tables, don’t drink champagne but I have used a wine bottle over a mirror once just to see what I could see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin

Absolutely brilliant horny comment x

Would u like me to jack u off

Does a bear shit in the woods lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin

Absolutely brilliant horny comment x

Would u like me to jack u off

Does a bear shit in the woods lol

Whoever said romance was dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I orgasmed climbing a gym rope when I was 10..: was straining so hard to get to the top that I blew my beans, weird but true. I fell off the rope and ran to the bathroom as I thought I had pissed myself lol.... ah that’s where it all changed couldn’t keep my hands off myself from then on....

Thanks Erm.. Rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I orgasmed climbing a gym rope when I was 10..: was straining so hard to get to the top that I blew my beans, weird but true. I fell off the rope and ran to the bathroom as I thought I had pissed myself lol.... ah that’s where it all changed couldn’t keep my hands off myself from then on....

Thanks Erm.. Rope"

Similar experience in skin tight jeans riding a bike the seam of the fabric was twiddling me bits I must have rode around the block about 20 times

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin "

Did you bake with the rolling pin after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fleshlight, hands and leather gloves

I've always fancied a flashlight.. what's it like? Worth it? I wank alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fleshlight, hands and leather gloves

I've always fancied a flashlight.. what's it like? Worth it? I wank alot "

Flesh light lol

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

Using my new toy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fleshlight, hands and leather gloves

I've always fancied a flashlight.. what's it like? Worth it? I wank alot "

Some say it desensitises you and makes it harder for a normal vagina to compete

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin

No cucumbers, table legs or champagne bottles?

Cucumbers shrink when warm table legs well, they r attractched to tables, don’t drink champagne but I have used a wine bottle over a mirror once just to see what I could see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fleshlight, hands and leather gloves

I've always fancied a flashlight.. what's it like? Worth it? I wank alot

Flesh light lol"

Flesh light or flash light make up your mind lol.... Freudian slip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin

Did you bake with the rolling pin after?

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I’d never used it I wouldn’t mind it was a wooden like the ones in home economics at school, it’s a wonder mine doesn’t look like a Venus fly trap now

so Un natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fleshlight, hands and leather gloves

I've always fancied a flashlight.. what's it like? Worth it? I wank alot

Flesh light lol

Flesh light or flash light make up your mind lol.... Freudian slip?"

Flaming auto correct lol

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"The footboard of my old bed, and old virgin tv remote, a roll on deodorant bottle, various shaped pillows and cushions (dry humping) oh and a rolling pin

Did you bake with the rolling pin after?

I’d never used it I wouldn’t mind it was a wooden like the ones in home economics at school, it’s a wonder mine doesn’t look like a Venus fly trap now

so Un natural "

Now see I had pussy flavoured pastry on my mind!!!

So that's what they did in home economics!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would love to walking in on a woman masturbating with a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a public pic on our profile of me sucking a utensil. My partner was in hospital so I sent him a few pics of me pleasuring myself with it. He said it did the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a public pic on our profile of me sucking a utensil. My partner was in hospital so I sent him a few pics of me pleasuring myself with it. He said it did the trick

Wow your beautiful

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"The end of a hairbrush - classic (not the fuzzy end tho

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Deodorant can

Cucumber -peeled as it’s more slippery

The horn off a Viking helmet

This is me (Luke) reading that:

Yeah, I can imagine that.

WTF?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol tooth brushes, hair brushes ends, make up brushes. The durex lube bottle (the pink thick one) .. And possibly a couple of veg but don’t like those much lol

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

Might go use my toy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine bottle, or end of a hairbrush. Though you guys have certainly given me ideas for trying new things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a public pic on our profile of me sucking a utensil. My partner was in hospital so I sent him a few pics of me pleasuring myself with it. He said it did the trick

Wow your beautiful "

Thank you

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Imagination

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Pot of swarfega and a handful of sand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pot of swarfega and a handful of sand "

Masturbation fun whilst cleansing and exfoliating.. very efficient..

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I used to rub myself up on the side of the bath. Now I stick my suction cup dildo to it!

Jo.Xx "

Pics or it didn’t happen!!

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