FabSwingers.com forum: The best oral you’ve ever had

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I don’t mean the dentist

A thread to post about the time you had the best oral you’ve ever had, who was it and where?

For me:

My older married neighbours garage. I was helping her move boxes, one thing lead to another and she was sloppy deepthroating me there and then. She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How wonderfully charming....

I can’t say I’ve ever had anyone be completely mind blowing - hence I do it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And no

I’m not a contortionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How wonderfully charming....

I can’t say I’ve ever had anyone be completely mind blowing - hence I do it myself

You lick yer own fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How wonderfully charming....

I can’t say I’ve ever had anyone be completely mind blowing - hence I do it myself

You lick yer own fanny

Please read above ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How wonderfully charming....

I can’t say I’ve ever had anyone be completely mind blowing - hence I do it myself

You lick yer own fanny

Please read above ....

I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And no

I’m not a contortionist "

Yeah I was wondering about the mechanics of that, either a contortionist or you’ve got a 2ft long tongue?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Danita back in 80’s

Sh left her husband ( mates younger brother)

Spent an amazing day with her xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what I meant

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By *p4u69Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

I used to part time taxi drive, on this particular night I happened to pick up a young woman who flirted with me all the way home - one thing led to another and she ended up giving me one of the best deepthroated blowjobs I've ever had to completion. She even remembered to pay me my £15 fare - I felt like I right slut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is what happens when you watch too much porn folks

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By *uv2lick2018Man
over a year ago

Windsor

I’ve licked for 3 hours and lady squirted on second lick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to part time taxi drive, on this particular night I happened to pick up a young woman who flirted with me all the way home - one thing led to another and she ended up giving me one of the best deepthroated blowjobs I've ever had to completion. She even remembered to pay me my £15 fare - I felt like I right slut.

Is this Jon from fake taxi?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve licked for 3 hours and lady squirted on second lick "

Have you informed the Guinness Book of Records ?

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By *p4u69Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

Haha I wish, that was just one of the few endeavours I had whilst doing that job. It always helped being a young 20 something year

old cabbie. Some women loved it

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

4 women sharing my cock. It was amazing. Belle and a really wonderful black woman started it off then they were joined by a blond and a red head. Jeeeez what a memorable moment. I just love the different ways women give head. Subtle differences...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oral skills"

By far the most stupid phrase I see on here.

And as you can imagine,that takes some doing.

Memo to girls:

It's boring after a while.

All men will say "noones ever made me cum by oral" and or "that's the best bj I've ever had".

Both are lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two FWBs from times gone by were equally good. One had a pierced tongue and we used to try out different tips on it, but she had great technique regardless.

The other just had something about her tongue that was incredible....just felt in contact with more of my cock than anyone else managed, it was so hard not to cum quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year. M2M naked massage with a happy ending. Best so far ...

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Best ever was Thursday just gone!

Basque gave me a proper knee wobbling orgasm started with masterbating me whilst sucking and licking my freshly shaved balls rolling them around her mouth. The licking my shaft all the way to the tip of my helmet lingering on that specially sweet spot where the skin meets the helmet underneath.

Then deep throating it all the way back down to my balls. All the time tickling my balls whilst impaled to back of her throat, eyes open and wanton. She swallowed every last drop!!

Pleased you bet ya!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not a fan, but it's not by anyone who declares themselves amazing at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oral skills"

By far the most stupid phrase I see on here.

And as you can imagine,that takes some doing.

Memo to girls:

It's boring after a while.

All men will say "noones ever made me cum by oral" and or "that's the best bj I've ever had".

Both are lies."

This is the second time I've encountered you today. I can see your pattern and I'm sure everyone else can as well, which is why you're ignored. Now I know to do the same. You're a good gap filler to bring a thread to the top, that's handy for a nice thread. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a fan, but it's not by anyone who declares themselves amazing at it

Are you issuing a challenge?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm not a fan, but it's not by anyone who declares themselves amazing at it

Are you issuing a challenge?"

No. I'm saying self praise is no recommendation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl from England I know, fuck me she was amazing at sucking my cock! Deep throat the lot, even gave some people a show when parked up several times. She wasn’t afraid to make it sloppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a fan, but it's not by anyone who declares themselves amazing at it

Are you issuing a challenge?

No. I'm saying self praise is no recommendation"

Actions speak louder than words after all

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm not a fan, but it's not by anyone who declares themselves amazing at it

Are you issuing a challenge?

No. I'm saying self praise is no recommendation

Actions speak louder than words after all

Yeah... Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last year. M2M naked massage with a happy ending. Best so far ..."

Well either you're telling porkies and it never happened or you're confused about your sexuality....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last year. M2M naked massage with a happy ending. Best so far ...

Well either you're telling porkies and it never happened or you're confused about your sexuality....

Neither. I don't consider myself bi, straight, queer, whatever. Depends upon my mood and horn and if it feels good it feels good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back I met a Hungarian lady who made me cum twice with her next level oral skills very impressive

I also have next level oral skills to match this lady and love foreplay and can do this for very long time

Which builds up to the most intense passionate sex and I love it as do most men and lady’s can’t beat amazing oral to start off with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kamagra on fab guys look him up

He’s great

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I met a Hungarian lady who made me cum twice with her next level oral skills very impressive

I also have next level oral skills to match this lady "

How do I get to the next level ? Are there loot boxes to collect?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A nurse who happened to be on holiday in the same hotel in Spain when I was 20,

Unbelievable, to this day has not been matched,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was a master. He's ruined me for oral as the bar's set pretty high!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to pick one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a Hungarian lady who made me cum twice with her next level oral skills very impressive

I also have next level oral skills to match this lady

How do I get to the next level ? Are there loot boxes to collect?"

I don’t know how good your oral skills are but their are some special techniques that would take your skills to the next level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a woman. Always. They just do it best. Hard to pick the exact best but I definitely enjoy giving and receiving oral on both sexes. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My was a sexy lady I met on holiday, lots of tongue, salvia and eye contact...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be honest, the best oral I've received has been from guys.

Out of interest (bi)ladies, is it men or women who are more memorable?

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By *ickinNottsMan
over a year ago

Hucknall

I seldom enjoy oral, or at least receiving, and I prefer other forms of sex. Even talking is better for me than oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be honest, the best oral I've received has been from guys.

Out of interest (bi)ladies, is it men or women who are more memorable?"

Woman

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The best oral I have had was from a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral B?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Can you have mind blowing oral??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my best friends best friends who I met at a party, we kept disappearing for him to do it and then found out he’s on fab too! He came over a few weeks later for round 2!

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Ooo a chap on here... makes me gush every time...

No idea what he does but I’m convinced he breaths through his ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you have mind blowing oral??"

Of course if you haven’t had mind blowing oral you ha ent met the right guy in the rights hands and tongue techniques you would be shaking and orgasm and squirt everywhere x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I prefer fingering tbh.

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By *ad-HunterMan
over a year ago

near Watford / hemel / St Albans

"Last year. M2M naked massage with a happy ending. Best so far ...

Well either you're telling porkies and it never happened or you're confused about your sexuality....

Neither. I don't consider myself bi, straight, queer, whatever. Depends upon my mood and horn and if it feels good it feels good."

BRILLIANT reply ...

Why does there have to be bloody Labels at all ?

Bi gay straight ..? Fuck it just relax and do what feels good and if someone needs to feel they have to Judge you then they are really not your friend at all

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By *immyleaMan
over a year ago

Derby

Four or five experiences spring to mind:

1) With my third ever girlfriend, in 1992. She was 17 and I 18, and I'd never been pleasured like that before. The fact that she was absolutely beautiful only added to it.

2) With a girl I was seeing in the mid 90s whilst we were both on LSD.

3) With a blonde milf (I forget her name) at the old Oasis Club in Harringay, sometime around 2001. She was just unbelievable in her use of tongue, lips and everything else.

4) With an older woman at Abfabs, who seemed not to so much suck as figurativey devour my cock from both ends. Again, I'd never felt pleasure so intense.

5) Again at Abfabs, with my then-partner and the girls from two other couples, in a jacuzzi. One doesn't forget such things in a hurry.

Sweet memories. I'm glad I have them, but by God they're frustrating.

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