FabSwingers.com forum: Alcohol Warning

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Alcohol is your best friend.... Until it isn't

A lighthearted thread as to what not to do when d*unk.

Funniest one gets a curly wurly.

Don't Break into a zoo and steal a few penguins (they're awesome but I've seen mr po..ers penguins and they cause mayhem)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't try and climb from one balcony to another

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Don't try and climb from one balcony to another"

I did that on holiday and then in the morning you look down 25 floors and think omg !

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Don't climb trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I start?

Telling Mum about having a threesome with my gf and a family member?

Being sick on my Aunties bed on Xmas Eve?

Going downstairs naked and getting on the couch when the family was still up watching telly?

Standing at the side of Mums bed, getting my knob out and telling her I needed a wee?

Getting invited to my bosses house in a leafy Cheshire village and doing Cotton Eye round the small local pub?

Sleepwalking round his house afterwards. Again naked?

Getting locked out of two hotel rooms naked - on one occasion having to go to reception to be let back in?

Sucking my Mrs's colleague off after a night out?

More cringey than funny, but there ya go

There's reasons I rarely drink these days

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't climb a tree then jump down into a pool full of penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't send text msg's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t try to swim out to the island just off the coast of Benidorm, you want make it (if you’ve been you’ll know)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Christmas Pudding - being naked seems to feature in most of your anecdotes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t log into fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas Pudding - being naked seems to feature in most of your anecdotes !"

I noticed that too

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Get a taxi to the ex's house, throw stones at the window and serenade her

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Christmas Pudding - being naked seems to feature in most of your anecdotes !

I noticed that too

U made the right decision to stop or cut down lol

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Don't climb a tree then jump down into a pool full of penguins"

Note to self

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't like up into what you thought was a bucket and it turns out to be a large flower pot with holes in the bottom.

Results in a lap full of puke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay off your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone sober to open the take away shop door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't follow the milkman stealing all his deliveries.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Don't send a complaining email to the HR department at work!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Don't like up into what you thought was a bucket and it turns out to be a large flower pot with holes in the bottom.

Results in a lap full of puke.

Don't puke up, not like up.

I have many many stupid stories about d*unken stupidity.

The result is I have not i

been d*unk in 15 years as I always turn into a fucking asshole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw up in a taxi your Dad owns, leaving the driver to have to ask your Mum for hot water and cleaning supplies when he gets you home.

Letting your sister persuade you that taco shells heated in the oven is better than a takeaway pizza because you both forget about them.

Agree to move in with your sister.

Watch your sister chase wild rabbits on holiday because she wants the perfect photo.

Shop online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't lean your ass over a balcony with 2 mates holding onto you and shit from 100ft up straight into the German militarys paddling pool, whilst they are relaxing in it.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Don't lean your ass over a balcony with 2 mates holding onto you and shit from 100ft up straight into the German militarys paddling pool, whilst they are relaxing in it."

bloody crying with laughter here

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Dont we the bed in the travel lodge

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

"Dont we the bed in the travel lodge"
wee,wee hahaha

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