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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve jumped the shark with this one Tom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

End of thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I've not watched the news for months now.

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all love F&B so it’s never going to happen.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

2020 already jumped the damn shark without that

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Yes!

And then they surrendered

We are just negotiating the fishing rights and all should be back to normal... ahhhh normal sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over "

Probably not, the 100 years one is though!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

So the government is going all out to save the lives of this country's elderly population by giving them the C19 vaccine yet is looking for a way to slaughter our youth; I don't think so. It just posturing and brinkmanship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

Probably not, the 100 years one is though! "

Have we actually had a year we’ve not been at war ?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

Probably not, the 100 years one is though!

Have we actually had a year we’ve not been at war ? "

Well I know news is slow to reach Norfolk but you must have heard of the Norfolk turnip wars...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cod war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

Probably not, the 100 years one is though!

Have we actually had a year we’ve not been at war ? "

would love a battle in the bath with you, little ducks and boats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

Probably not, the 100 years one is though!

Have we actually had a year we’ve not been at war ? "

Not France but probably with someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cod war"

Just for the halibut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

Probably not, the 100 years one is though!

Have we actually had a year we’ve not been at war ?

Not France but probably with someone."

Cod loves a fryer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

Probably not, the 100 years one is though!

Have we actually had a year we’ve not been at war ?

Not France but probably with someone.

Cod loves a fryer "

Pollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if the cabinet and the editors of the Mail and Express have the combined intellect of a goldfish...Johnson will be demanding the return of Calais as part of his oven ready deal next

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's a grand metaphor for the whole shambles. If we don't get what we want, we'll bluster and threaten to blow your house down

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?"

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Cod war

Just for the halibut "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard white flag factories in France are working double shifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

Probably not, the 100 years one is though!

Have we actually had a year we’ve not been at war ?

Not France but probably with someone.

Cod loves a fryer

Pollocks "

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?"

Tom, what you need to understand is that the mainstream media are controlled by the state and are feeding us the stories they want us to believe. In reality the navy are hunting down a great white shark with a taste for human blood. They just don’t want the public to panic so they made up a cover story about fishing rights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?

Tom, what you need to understand is that the mainstream media are controlled by the state and are feeding us the stories they want us to believe. In reality the navy are hunting down a great white shark with a taste for human blood. They just don’t want the public to panic so they made up a cover story about fishing rights. "

Now that’s what you call a bigger boat

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC "

Oh god don't put him onto that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

Oh god don't put him onto that shit "

If he does, I can't wait for his threads

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

Oh god don't put him onto that shit

If he does, I can't wait for his threads "

Anyone who takes that shit seriously... I can't even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

Oh god don't put him onto that shit

If he does, I can't wait for his threads

Anyone who takes that shit seriously... I can't even."

It has George Galloway on wearing a hat.

What more do you want

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

If they go to war it won't just be with France. It be with all the other EU countries.

Massive round of applause to Boris and those who were Conned into voting leave. Well done

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

Oh god don't put him onto that shit

If he does, I can't wait for his threads

Anyone who takes that shit seriously... I can't even.

It has George Galloway on wearing a hat.

What more do you want "

It's truthiness exemplified. Wake up sheeple

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

Oh god don't put him onto that shit

If he does, I can't wait for his threads

Anyone who takes that shit seriously... I can't even.

It has George Galloway on wearing a hat.

What more do you want

It's truthiness exemplified. Wake up sheeple "

Love the word Sheeple! Why have I not heard that before

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

Oh god don't put him onto that shit

If he does, I can't wait for his threads

Anyone who takes that shit seriously... I can't even.

It has George Galloway on wearing a hat.

What more do you want

It's truthiness exemplified. Wake up sheeple

Love the word Sheeple! Why have I not heard that before "

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Yes let's sink the French fishing boats knicking our fish

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

“If fish cross this imaginary line they’re clearly British fish!!”

“What about people crossing that line?”

“Illegal! Get rid of them!”

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC "

Infowars is quite on the button with their in-depth analysis of current affairs Thomas

You should check them out too!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

Infowars is quite on the button with their in-depth analysis of current affairs Thomas

You should check them out too!!!!!!!!!"

Omg

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

Infowars is quite on the button with their in-depth analysis of current affairs Thomas

You should check them out too!!!!!!!!!"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness"

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport. "

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Reminds me of the time that Ireland declared war on France

At the office of the French president the phone rings. Mister macron answers it and from the other side of the line a voice says: “This is Seamus from Ireland. I am ringing you from The Old Dublin pub to inform you that we officially declare war on you!”

Macron replies: “Well Seamus that is indeed important news. How big is your army?”

“Right now,” says Seamus , after a moment’s calculation, “there is meself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Finn, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!”

Macron laughs amused and says: “I must tell you, Seamus, that I have 100.000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.”

“Fuck me!” says Seamus. “I’ll have to ring you back.”

Sure enough, the next day, Seamus calls again. “Mr. Macron, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!”

“And what equipment would that be Seamus ?”, macron asks.

“Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy’s farm tractor.”

Macron again seems rather amused. “I must tell you, Seamus, that I have 6.000 tanks and 5.000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150.000 since we last spoke.”

“Saints preserve us!” says Seamus . “I’ll have to get back to you.”

Sure enough,Seamus rings again the next day. “Mr. Macron, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!”

Macron was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. “I must tell you, Seamus, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000 men!”

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” says Seamus, “I will have to ring you back.”

Sure enough, Seamus calls again the next day. “Top o’ the mornin’, Mr. Macron! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.”

“Really? I am sorry to hear that,” says macron. “Why the sudden change of heart?”

“Well,” says Seamus, “we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and we decided there is no fucking way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats "

The fact that news sources are so often wrong is a librul conspiracy against truth and apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“If fish cross this imaginary line they’re clearly British fish!!”

“What about people crossing that line?”

“Illegal! Get rid of them!”

"

Exactly this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats

The fact that news sources are so often wrong is a librul conspiracy against truth and apple pie"

Thank goodness we have the YouTubers living in their mums basement to inform us of what's really happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry God for Harry, England and saint George...

Henry V act III

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"“If fish cross this imaginary line they’re clearly British fish!!”

“What about people crossing that line?”

“Illegal! Get rid of them!”

Exactly this... "

What's mine is mine, what's yours should be mine, and no, I don't share

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats

The fact that news sources are so often wrong is a librul conspiracy against truth and apple pie

Thank goodness we have the YouTubers living in their mums basement to inform us of what's really happening "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is why politics should never been discussed in forums

Throw some crumbs and watch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness"

Yes RT... if I want my news I want it straight from authorised Kremlin sources

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leave us out of it we have our own issues. Carriers and destroyers blockading fishing trawlers is kind of interesting tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC "

RT say it how it is.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Yes RT... if I want my news I want it straight from authorised Kremlin sources"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC

RT say it how it is. "

As long as it’s Putin approved

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Boris v Macron - in the ring. Angela can be the referee. I’d even break a golden rule and use pay per view for that.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I'd take a 5th ship and keep it off to the side to keep 1 eye on the Spanish,

While ye are at war with the French the Spanish will sneak in and take everyones fish,right down to the last clam, and actually put them to good use

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'd take a 5th ship and keep it off to the side to keep 1 eye on the Spanish,

While ye are at war with the French the Spanish will sneak in and take everyones fish,right down to the last clam, and actually put them to good use "

Sounds like something out of Monty Python

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We could fish and send it to them to sit in a Kent lorry park in January. Fishermen don't get paid as it's not fit for sale and go bust that way instead?

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing, it puts the significance of lawnmowers right up there. Some inbred populist politician should have been pushing one along the banks of the Thames, with his fag in his gob and guzzling a pint. Of course it's all smoke and mirrors to deflect from how lousy we are at many things

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I'd take a 5th ship and keep it off to the side to keep 1 eye on the Spanish,

While ye are at war with the French the Spanish will sneak in and take everyones fish,right down to the last clam, and actually put them to good use

Sounds like something out of Monty Python"
so does the idea of war with Franch over a few herring and mackerel, that at best end up battered or on a breakfast table, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris v Macron - in the ring. Angela can be the referee. I’d even break a golden rule and use pay per view for that."

With Ursula von der Leyen on commentary

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Boris v Macron - in the ring. Angela can be the referee. I’d even break a golden rule and use pay per view for that.

With Ursula von der Leyen on commentary "

Like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could fish and send it to them to sit in a Kent lorry park in January. Fishermen don't get paid as it's not fit for sale and go bust that way instead?

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing, it puts the significance of lawnmowers right up there. Some inbred populist politician should have been pushing one along the banks of the Thames, with his fag in his gob and guzzling a pint. Of course it's all smoke and mirrors to deflect from how lousy we are at many things "

Games Workshop, the company that makes Warhammer figures and games is worth 4 times what the British fishing industry is worth...

People don’t understand how insignificant fishing is to the country as a whole. And we’re about to cripple our already badly damaged economy for it

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats "

I’m waiting for Tom’s... “Sharks on acid... The true conspirators behind 911” ...thread

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"We could fish and send it to them to sit in a Kent lorry park in January. Fishermen don't get paid as it's not fit for sale and go bust that way instead?

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing, it puts the significance of lawnmowers right up there. Some inbred populist politician should have been pushing one along the banks of the Thames, with his fag in his gob and guzzling a pint. Of course it's all smoke and mirrors to deflect from how lousy we are at many things

Games Workshop, the company that makes Warhammer figures and games is worth 4 times what the British fishing industry is worth...

People don’t understand how insignificant fishing is to the country as a whole. And we’re about to cripple our already badly damaged economy for it"
I don’t think it’s insignificant to people who are in the fishing industry and rely on it

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford


"With Ursula von der Leyen on commentary "

Apologies for thread drift: But is it just me, but she looks fitter than local butchers dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With Ursula von der Leyen on commentary

Apologies for thread drift: But is it just me, but she looks fitter than local butchers dog?"

I'm pleased it's not just me who thinks this.

There's definitely something about her

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"With Ursula von der Leyen on commentary

Apologies for thread drift: But is it just me, but she looks fitter than local butchers dog?

I'm pleased it's not just me who thinks this.

There's definitely something about her "

And millions more like her right across Europe. Sexy, sophisticated, sassy, filthy!

That’s why such a high percentage of women voted for Brexit - they can’t handle the competition!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We could fish and send it to them to sit in a Kent lorry park in January. Fishermen don't get paid as it's not fit for sale and go bust that way instead?

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing, it puts the significance of lawnmowers right up there. Some inbred populist politician should have been pushing one along the banks of the Thames, with his fag in his gob and guzzling a pint. Of course it's all smoke and mirrors to deflect from how lousy we are at many things "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could fish and send it to them to sit in a Kent lorry park in January. Fishermen don't get paid as it's not fit for sale and go bust that way instead?

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing, it puts the significance of lawnmowers right up there. Some inbred populist politician should have been pushing one along the banks of the Thames, with his fag in his gob and guzzling a pint. Of course it's all smoke and mirrors to deflect from how lousy we are at many things

Games Workshop, the company that makes Warhammer figures and games is worth 4 times what the British fishing industry is worth...

People don’t understand how insignificant fishing is to the country as a whole. And we’re about to cripple our already badly damaged economy for it I don’t think it’s insignificant to people who are in the fishing industry and rely on it "

What about those in manufacturing industries that are going to lose their livelihoods when tariffs and quotas come in under a “no deal”... there’s more that rely on that than on fishing

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats

I’m waiting for Tom’s... “Sharks on acid... The true conspirators behind 911” ...thread"

Covid vaccine is basically shark DNA mixed with microchips. Surprised this is news to anyone... well except for the Russian vaccine.

Big Vladdy P wouldn't do his grateful subjects wrong. RT has told me and renowned sleazeballs Salmond and Galloway wouldn't work for liars.

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?"

This how the pacific war between America and Japan started in 1941 over a trade deal that went wrong. It’s not the fist time and it won’t be the last either

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"We could fish and send it to them to sit in a Kent lorry park in January. Fishermen don't get paid as it's not fit for sale and go bust that way instead?

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing, it puts the significance of lawnmowers right up there. Some inbred populist politician should have been pushing one along the banks of the Thames, with his fag in his gob and guzzling a pint. Of course it's all smoke and mirrors to deflect from how lousy we are at many things

Games Workshop, the company that makes Warhammer figures and games is worth 4 times what the British fishing industry is worth...

People don’t understand how insignificant fishing is to the country as a whole. And we’re about to cripple our already badly damaged economy for it I don’t think it’s insignificant to people who are in the fishing industry and rely on it

What about those in manufacturing industries that are going to lose their livelihoods when tariffs and quotas come in under a “no deal”... there’s more that rely on that than on fishing"
are we not allowed to trade with others ? Some jobs will be lost some won’t I’m going to give it a year or two to see if it was worth it plenty of nonsense gets spoke about no one really knows how it will really affect us time will tell btw my uncles have fishing boats hence the previous comment

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats

I’m waiting for Tom’s... “Sharks on acid... The true conspirators behind 911” ...thread

Covid vaccine is basically shark DNA mixed with microchips. Surprised this is news to anyone... well except for the Russian vaccine.

Big Vladdy P wouldn't do his grateful subjects wrong. RT has told me and renowned sleazeballs Salmond and Galloway wouldn't work for liars."

I thought it was transhumanist or mercury poisoning or a genocidal plot? I can't keep up. I can't handle the truthiness

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over a year ago


"With Ursula von der Leyen on commentary

Apologies for thread drift: But is it just me, but she looks fitter than local butchers dog?

I'm pleased it's not just me who thinks this.

There's definitely something about her

And millions more like her right across Europe. Sexy, sophisticated, sassy, filthy!

That’s why such a high percentage of women voted for Brexit - they can’t handle the competition! "

And there's me blaming Farage.

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats

I’m waiting for Tom’s... “Sharks on acid... The true conspirators behind 911” ...thread

Covid vaccine is basically shark DNA mixed with microchips. Surprised this is news to anyone... well except for the Russian vaccine.

Big Vladdy P wouldn't do his grateful subjects wrong. RT has told me and renowned sleazeballs Salmond and Galloway wouldn't work for liars.

I thought it was transhumanist or mercury poisoning or a genocidal plot? I can't keep up. I can't handle the truthiness"

This is where it gets too complicated for the supposed experts.

Pfizer: Population control, destroys fertility, Bill Gates, microchips

Moderna: Transhumanist, mind control, shark DNA, Bill Gates, microchips

Oxford Uni: The Bullingdon Club vaccine, makes people into restaurant-trashing toffs

Russian vaccine: Modern miracle. No review required.

Trump bleach injection: Bleach kills viruses so duh... obviously it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats

I’m waiting for Tom’s... “Sharks on acid... The true conspirators behind 911” ...thread

Covid vaccine is basically shark DNA mixed with microchips. Surprised this is news to anyone... well except for the Russian vaccine.

Big Vladdy P wouldn't do his grateful subjects wrong. RT has told me and renowned sleazeballs Salmond and Galloway wouldn't work for liars.

I thought it was transhumanist or mercury poisoning or a genocidal plot? I can't keep up. I can't handle the truthiness

This is where it gets too complicated for the supposed experts.

Pfizer: Population control, destroys fertility, Bill Gates, microchips

Moderna: Transhumanist, mind control, shark DNA, Bill Gates, microchips

Oxford Uni: The Bullingdon Club vaccine, makes people into restaurant-trashing toffs

Russian vaccine: Modern miracle. No review required.

Trump bleach injection: Bleach kills viruses so duh... obviously it works. "

Hahaha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tom for prime minister

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Tom for prime minister"

A lot of people have expressed similar sentiments before Diamond. However. Although I am a natural leader, I am a reluctant one.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats

I’m waiting for Tom’s... “Sharks on acid... The true conspirators behind 911” ...thread

Covid vaccine is basically shark DNA mixed with microchips. Surprised this is news to anyone... well except for the Russian vaccine.

Big Vladdy P wouldn't do his grateful subjects wrong. RT has told me and renowned sleazeballs Salmond and Galloway wouldn't work for liars.

I thought it was transhumanist or mercury poisoning or a genocidal plot? I can't keep up. I can't handle the truthiness

This is where it gets too complicated for the supposed experts.

Pfizer: Population control, destroys fertility, Bill Gates, microchips

Moderna: Transhumanist, mind control, shark DNA, Bill Gates, microchips

Oxford Uni: The Bullingdon Club vaccine, makes people into restaurant-trashing toffs

Russian vaccine: Modern miracle. No review required.

Trump bleach injection: Bleach kills viruses so duh... obviously it works. "

Common sense rules the day! Can I get an amen, hallelujah!

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Not a chance, it's all bluster from the flytipped sofa designed to get leavers tumescent.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I think that they are getting ready for a no deal brexit to defend the fishing rights.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I do like my chip shop cod or haddock and chips... Never the same cooked out of a pcket in the oven.... Lots of salt and vinegar too ..

And they are chips... Not frites, not french fries..

Soon we will be eating them out of newspaper again...

I loved it when you could eat your chip shop dinner and read at the same time. Especially if it was the News of the Screws or Page 3 with Linda Lusardi...

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By *enuine horny guyMan
over a year ago

barnstaple

There probably will be a war soon . Not with the frogs but someone is going to pay for this virus . Just depends who .

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

If the French want our fish we will sell it to them at 4 times the normal price. Stop thieving our fish

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Wow don't know what to make of this thread, no matter I'm off for a blowjob later, mmmm blowjob

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"The specialest most smartest people read RT, InfoWars, Breitbart, and World News Daily.

All the factiness

Sorry, but I don’t believe anything until it’s been in the Sunday Sport.

I'm still to witness the invasion of killer giant rats

I’m waiting for Tom’s... “Sharks on acid... The true conspirators behind 911” ...thread

Covid vaccine is basically shark DNA mixed with microchips. Surprised this is news to anyone... well except for the Russian vaccine.

Big Vladdy P wouldn't do his grateful subjects wrong. RT has told me and renowned sleazeballs Salmond and Galloway wouldn't work for liars."

You forgot the bit about about Russian scientists coating sharks teeth with Novichok to create the ultimate killing machine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead.

#Brexit forever!!

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Reminds me of the time that Ireland declared war on France

At the office of the French president the phone rings. Mister macron answers it and from the other side of the line a voice says: “This is Seamus from Ireland. I am ringing you from The Old Dublin pub to inform you that we officially declare war on you!”

Macron replies: “Well Seamus that is indeed important news. How big is your army?”

“Right now,” says Seamus , after a moment’s calculation, “there is meself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Finn, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!”

Macron laughs amused and says: “I must tell you, Seamus, that I have 100.000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.”

“Fuck me!” says Seamus. “I’ll have to ring you back.”

Sure enough, the next day, Seamus calls again. “Mr. Macron, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!”

“And what equipment would that be Seamus ?”, macron asks.

“Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy’s farm tractor.”

Macron again seems rather amused. “I must tell you, Seamus, that I have 6.000 tanks and 5.000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150.000 since we last spoke.”

“Saints preserve us!” says Seamus . “I’ll have to get back to you.”

Sure enough,Seamus rings again the next day. “Mr. Macron, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!”

Macron was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. “I must tell you, Seamus, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000 men!”

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” says Seamus, “I will have to ring you back.”

Sure enough, Seamus calls again the next day. “Top o’ the mornin’, Mr. Macron! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.”

“Really? I am sorry to hear that,” says macron. “Why the sudden change of heart?”

“Well,” says Seamus, “we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and we decided there is no fucking way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.

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I'm stealing this.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Few of you will remember the Cod War with Iceland.. ships ramming ships and naval boats ramming and being rammed in treacherous waters. Don't laugh this off people. This could escalate ...

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over a year ago


"Few of you will remember the Cod War with Iceland.. ships ramming ships and naval boats ramming and being rammed in treacherous waters. Don't laugh this off people. This could escalate ..."

Was it not a cold war?

Bazinga

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing, "

Warhammer is IIRC 5 times the size of the UK fishing industry!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing,

Warhammer is IIRC 5 times the size of the UK fishing industry! "

Well the manufacture of weapons may outstrip lawnmowers but you cannot eat one...

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Doesn't most of our fish get exported anyway?

Seafood isn't a major part of our diet IIRC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing,

Warhammer is IIRC 5 times the size of the UK fishing industry!

Well the manufacture of weapons may outstrip lawnmowers but you cannot eat one... "

Ahh, but it earns us enough to buy superior ingredients. Let the French eat fish cake.

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing,

Warhammer is IIRC 5 times the size of the UK fishing industry!

Well the manufacture of weapons may outstrip lawnmowers but you cannot eat one... "

BTW Warhammer is the fantasy miniatures wargame not an arms manufacturer...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Hope not I have recently bought a house there

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

The lawnmower war of 2021

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Doesn't most of our fish get exported anyway?

Seafood isn't a major part of our diet IIRC."

We sold most of our fishing quota, but yanno details

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Doesn't most of our fish get exported anyway?

Seafood isn't a major part of our diet IIRC.

We sold most of our fishing quota, but yanno details"

Ssshhh

Dont piss on their chips

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Doesn't most of our fish get exported anyway?

Seafood isn't a major part of our diet IIRC.

We sold most of our fishing quota, but yanno details

Ssshhh

Dont piss on their chips "

French fries anyone?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Doesn't most of our fish get exported anyway?

Seafood isn't a major part of our diet IIRC.

We sold most of our fishing quota, but yanno details

Ssshhh

Dont piss on their chips

French fries anyone?"

Tom prefers proper chips - served on tits

Said so up there ^^^^^ somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat the media for hyping something up. The navy are only a presence because last week some French trawlers atacked a British trawler with flairs and chucked oil at it the navy are simply a threat to keep the peace between fishing trawlers not to keep the peace between countries much the same as police at football matches they are there as a presence so people don't kick off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?"

War is t a joking matter. All the papers getting excited about the possibility of a bit of action need shutting down.

People lives are not to be taken lightly

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?

War is t a joking matter. All the papers getting excited about the possibility of a bit of action need shutting down.

People lives are not to be taken lightly "

Can't beat a bit of censorship...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one here takes it seriously and I believe most, if not all of us are aware of the facts. We're here taking the mick.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

To be fair, long term, war does strengthen the economy, rebuilding, etc etc

Wonder if in a modern war there will much damage to buildings.. they are developing microwaves and radio waves to beat the enemy..

They are even using high voltage to stun and catch fish.. the technology is there but not talked about.. peacekeepers suspect that microwaves had been used on soldiers dug in trenches in the far East.. when they arrived most had fled with internal burns.. Peacekeepers could not work out why the fallen soldiers had no bullet holes or shell damage but interestingly, all of the food such as eggs had actually been cooked...

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"To be fair, long term, war does strengthen the economy, rebuilding, etc etc

Wonder if in a modern war there will much damage to buildings.. they are developing microwaves and radio waves to beat the enemy..

They are even using high voltage to stun and catch fish.. the technology is there but not talked about.. peacekeepers suspect that microwaves had been used on soldiers dug in trenches in the far East.. when they arrived most had fled with internal burns.. Peacekeepers could not work out why the fallen soldiers had no bullet holes or shell damage but interestingly, all of the food such as eggs had actually been cooked... "

Sources?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"To be fair, long term, war does strengthen the economy, rebuilding, etc etc

Wonder if in a modern war there will much damage to buildings.. they are developing microwaves and radio waves to beat the enemy..

They are even using high voltage to stun and catch fish.. the technology is there but not talked about.. peacekeepers suspect that microwaves had been used on soldiers dug in trenches in the far East.. when they arrived most had fled with internal burns.. Peacekeepers could not work out why the fallen soldiers had no bullet holes or shell damage but interestingly, all of the food such as eggs had actually been cooked... "

You should write a novel, Tom.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Joking aside in a war who’d win? Would the pride of her majesty’s armed forces come out on top ? Or would our garlic chomping friends win

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I read about half this topic and now I have a headache.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I read about half this topic and now I have a headache. "

Sorry

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury


"To be fair, long term, war does strengthen the economy, rebuilding, etc etc

Wonder if in a modern war there will much damage to buildings.. they are developing microwaves and radio waves to beat the enemy..

They are even using high voltage to stun and catch fish.. the technology is there but not talked about.. peacekeepers suspect that microwaves had been used on soldiers dug in trenches in the far East.. when they arrived most had fled with internal burns.. Peacekeepers could not work out why the fallen soldiers had no bullet holes or shell damage but interestingly, all of the food such as eggs had actually been cooked... "

Did these peace keepers just hear a very loud "ping"?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bastard french

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?

War is t a joking matter. All the papers getting excited about the possibility of a bit of action need shutting down.

People lives are not to be taken lightly

Can't beat a bit of censorship...

Where did I mention censorship? These papers have been feeding gormless cunts like you false news for years.

You’re the type of scrote who loves a bit of action on news on the news but who would shit himself in real life. "
and you’d be the first in to any action tough guy behind a screen

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?

War is t a joking matter. All the papers getting excited about the possibility of a bit of action need shutting down.

People lives are not to be taken lightly

Can't beat a bit of censorship...

Where did I mention censorship? These papers have been feeding gormless cunts like you false news for years.

You’re the type of scrote who loves a bit of action on news on the news but who would shit himself in real life. "

Speech is always limited in any society. It's just where those limits are.

The canonical example, American, is shouting "fire" in a crowded theatre. It'd promote a dangerous situation.

To what extent is promoting lies about a neighbouring country, the idea of war, dangerous? Particularly in an already divided populace who are fractious given the psychological toll of a pandemic?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing,

Warhammer is IIRC 5 times the size of the UK fishing industry!

Well the manufacture of weapons may outstrip lawnmowers but you cannot eat one...

BTW Warhammer is the fantasy miniatures wargame not an arms manufacturer..."

'Scuse me. Warhammer make all sorts of weapons. Like plasma guns and lascannons *nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?

War is t a joking matter. All the papers getting excited about the possibility of a bit of action need shutting down.

People lives are not to be taken lightly

Can't beat a bit of censorship...

Where did I mention censorship? These papers have been feeding gormless cunts like you false news for years.

You’re the type of scrote who loves a bit of action on news on the news but who would shit himself in real life. and you’d be the first in to any action tough guy behind a screen "

No, but having served I know it’s no a subject to be taken lightly

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?

War is t a joking matter. All the papers getting excited about the possibility of a bit of action need shutting down.

People lives are not to be taken lightly

Can't beat a bit of censorship...

Where did I mention censorship? These papers have been feeding gormless cunts like you false news for years.

You’re the type of scrote who loves a bit of action on news on the news but who would shit himself in real life. and you’d be the first in to any action tough guy behind a screen

No, but having served I know it’s no a subject to be taken lightly "
fair play but there was no need to abuse the poster like you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, the cod war in the 70's didn't go too well did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBC reporting naval gun boats ready to defend UK fishing waters against french trawlers. Is War with France a possibility ...?

War is t a joking matter. All the papers getting excited about the possibility of a bit of action need shutting down.

People lives are not to be taken lightly

Can't beat a bit of censorship...

Where did I mention censorship? These papers have been feeding gormless cunts like you false news for years.

You’re the type of scrote who loves a bit of action on news on the news but who would shit himself in real life. and you’d be the first in to any action tough guy behind a screen

No, but having served I know it’s no a subject to be taken lightly "

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"To be fair, long term, war does strengthen the economy, rebuilding, etc etc

Wonder if in a modern war there will much damage to buildings.. they are developing microwaves and radio waves to beat the enemy..

They are even using high voltage to stun and catch fish.. the technology is there but not talked about.. peacekeepers suspect that microwaves had been used on soldiers dug in trenches in the far East.. when they arrived most had fled with internal burns.. Peacekeepers could not work out why the fallen soldiers had no bullet holes or shell damage but interestingly, all of the food such as eggs had actually been cooked...

Sources?"

Generally a Piri Piri, Mayonaisse, Ketchup or an American Mustard..

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Start by taking Le Hermione and repeating history!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"You should watch RT Tom

It's much more fun than BBC "

Agreed, it's truthful, unbiased news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair, long term, war does strengthen the economy, rebuilding, etc etc

Wonder if in a modern war there will much damage to buildings.. they are developing microwaves and radio waves to beat the enemy..

They are even using high voltage to stun and catch fish.. the technology is there but not talked about.. peacekeepers suspect that microwaves had been used on soldiers dug in trenches in the far East.. when they arrived most had fled with internal burns.. Peacekeepers could not work out why the fallen soldiers had no bullet holes or shell damage but interestingly, all of the food such as eggs had actually been cooked...

Sources?"

We have a sources!!

SOURCE ALERT***SOURCE ALERT***SOURCE ALERT

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

The french surrendered when they spotted the Navy cadets at Portsmouth inflating two rubber rings and a lilo.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

Fish war inevitable, war war probably tariffs and tiffs.

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London


"Joking aside in a war who’d win? Would the pride of her majesty’s armed forces come out on top ? Or would our garlic chomping friends win "

Well we have 2 aircraft carriers and the French 1. Puts odds in our favour

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I went to France once. I ordered a steak and they gave me raw mince with raw egg..

Buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joking aside in a war who’d win? Would the pride of her majesty’s armed forces come out on top ? Or would our garlic chomping friends win

Well we have 2 aircraft carriers and the French 1. Puts odds in our favour"

https://armedforces.eu/compare/country_France_vs_United_Kingdom

Pretty much even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh but the French have F&B.... We're fucked!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ahh but the French have F&B.... We're fucked! "

It's not the watermelon war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the countries we've bombed and invaded it's baffled me that France has not been one of them. Yes we had the 100 year war, but I don't think we ever resolved our differences. Macron is stimulating himself with the prospect of a new enemy to blame their vast internal problems.

P.s just lols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imo serving with both UK and French. UK has the better resolve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I sign up?

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

So, none then. Just making stuff up.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Of all the countries we've bombed and invaded it's baffled me that France has not been one of them. Yes we had the 100 year war, but I don't think we ever resolved our differences. Macron is stimulating himself with the prospect of a new enemy to blame their vast internal problems.

P.s just lols "

And its us indulging with the embarrassing empty gestures.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"The french surrendered when they spotted the Navy cadets at Portsmouth inflating two rubber rings and a lilo. "

Cant beat a spot of casual xenophobia

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Can the UK be Cleese

https://youtu.be/T8XeDvKqI4E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binkovs battleground scenerio sets it as a draw. No winner

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Of all the countries we've bombed and invaded it's baffled me that France has not been one of them. Yes we had the 100 year war, but I don't think we ever resolved our differences. Macron is stimulating himself with the prospect of a new enemy to blame their vast internal problems.

P.s just lols

And its us indulging with the embarrassing empty gestures."

What's new there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hypothetical

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Of all the countries we've bombed and invaded it's baffled me that France has not been one of them. Yes we had the 100 year war, but I don't think we ever resolved our differences. Macron is stimulating himself with the prospect of a new enemy to blame their vast internal problems.

P.s just lols

And its us indulging with the embarrassing empty gestures.

What's new there then"

It's what we do best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of all the countries we've bombed and invaded it's baffled me that France has not been one of them. Yes we had the 100 year war, but I don't think we ever resolved our differences. Macron is stimulating himself with the prospect of a new enemy to blame their vast internal problems.

P.s just lols

And its us indulging with the embarrassing empty gestures.

What's new there then

It's what we do best "

Reminiscent kind of like a civil war with the Brexit Debacle. You left the union.

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself"

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it."

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I liked the fact that the UK lawnmower sector earns us more than our fishing,

Warhammer is IIRC 5 times the size of the UK fishing industry!

Well the manufacture of weapons may outstrip lawnmowers but you cannot eat one...

BTW Warhammer is the fantasy miniatures wargame not an arms manufacturer...

'Scuse me. Warhammer make all sorts of weapons. Like plasma guns and lascannons *nods* "

Multi-meltas, bolters and Faith in the Emperor are all you need

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over a year ago


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict."

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?"

The UK is leaving the union and trying to change the rules that we agreed to, and even arguing that agreements can be disregarded. It's an utter shambles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The French fear brexit because the UK will stop subsidising their backward economy. In France you can't get fired from a government job even if you turned up to work butt naked whilst riding a wild boar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?

The UK is leaving the union and trying to change the rules that we agreed to, and even arguing that agreements can be disregarded. It's an utter shambles."

This sounds familiar by leaving the union you are advocating something that the UK people wanted. Now there are threats to the very same nature of that belief you would be better off and some of you disagree with that decision whole heatedly.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?

The UK is leaving the union and trying to change the rules that we agreed to, and even arguing that agreements can be disregarded. It's an utter shambles.

This sounds familiar by leaving the union you are advocating something that the UK people wanted. Now there are threats to the very same nature of that belief you would be better off and some of you disagree with that decision whole heatedly."

A slight majority voted for it without defining what it meant. I don't think anyone thought it would be this bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?

The UK is leaving the union and trying to change the rules that we agreed to, and even arguing that agreements can be disregarded. It's an utter shambles."

So you believe that if you had a diagnosis for surgery that was false, you'd carry on with the surgery? The world has changed since the EU was formed. The Internet has completely changed the way businesses operate and the EU is holding is back.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?

The UK is leaving the union and trying to change the rules that we agreed to, and even arguing that agreements can be disregarded. It's an utter shambles.

So you believe that if you had a diagnosis for surgery that was false, you'd carry on with the surgery? The world has changed since the EU was formed. The Internet has completely changed the way businesses operate and the EU is holding is back. "

I believe that before dissolving a longstanding international agreement, I'd work out what that would entail, and if I were to carry on with it, I'd engage in it seriously rather than dither, refuse to negotiate, then crash out

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"The French fear brexit because the UK will stop subsidising their backward economy. In France you can't get fired from a government job even if you turned up to work butt naked whilst riding a wild boar."

Pesky french with their actual rights for workers.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"The French fear brexit because the UK will stop subsidising their backward economy. In France you can't get fired from a government job even if you turned up to work butt naked whilst riding a wild boar."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?

The UK is leaving the union and trying to change the rules that we agreed to, and even arguing that agreements can be disregarded. It's an utter shambles.

This sounds familiar by leaving the union you are advocating something that the UK people wanted. Now there are threats to the very same nature of that belief you would be better off and some of you disagree with that decision whole heatedly.

A slight majority voted for it without defining what it meant. I don't think anyone thought it would be this bad."

Yet we vote and we get crucified for our beliefs. The difference is we don't put up with that belief and UK bows to their masters.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... people actually believe this shit?

Lord. Read something other than RT ffs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?

The UK is leaving the union and trying to change the rules that we agreed to, and even arguing that agreements can be disregarded. It's an utter shambles.

This sounds familiar by leaving the union you are advocating something that the UK people wanted. Now there are threats to the very same nature of that belief you would be better off and some of you disagree with that decision whole heatedly.

A slight majority voted for it without defining what it meant. I don't think anyone thought it would be this bad.

Yet we vote and we get crucified for our beliefs. The difference is we don't put up with that belief and UK bows to their masters. "

I legitimately have no idea what this means or what it has to do with Brexit. Brexit is a severing of an international agreement by slight simple majority, not defined in constitutional terms as one might expect. Which has been handled appallingly badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... people actually believe this shit?

Lord. Read something other than RT ffs"

Great scenario isn't it.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"... people actually believe this shit?

Lord. Read something other than RT ffs"

One of the most successful trading blocks in history..has 'held us back

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This thread is about fish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed a trick Tom.

You should have named the thread:

Fish & Ships

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Fish war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?

The UK is leaving the union and trying to change the rules that we agreed to, and even arguing that agreements can be disregarded. It's an utter shambles.

This sounds familiar by leaving the union you are advocating something that the UK people wanted. Now there are threats to the very same nature of that belief you would be better off and some of you disagree with that decision whole heatedly.

A slight majority voted for it without defining what it meant. I don't think anyone thought it would be this bad.

Yet we vote and we get crucified for our beliefs. The difference is we don't put up with that belief and UK bows to their masters.

I legitimately have no idea what this means or what it has to do with Brexit. Brexit is a severing of an international agreement by slight simple majority, not defined in constitutional terms as one might expect. Which has been handled appallingly badly."
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It's the same in the US now isn't it ? 1 side advocating succession. Uk successfully advocating the breaking up of a union. But when states are mention it it is blasphemy in UK eyes. Isn't that in itself hypocritical ? Now you fighting over fish and we are the insane ones.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"This thread is about fish.."

I likes fish Tom

Do you?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Historically France loses wars UK wins wars. Macron soon be **itting himself

You have the better resolve. Depends on if the people will stomach it.

There will not be any sort of armed conflict.

But UK set up this scenerio by leaving the union. Technically it's a civil type of war. France needs to feed it's people and the extra income for their GDP. So who is right?

The UK is leaving the union and trying to change the rules that we agreed to, and even arguing that agreements can be disregarded. It's an utter shambles.

This sounds familiar by leaving the union you are advocating something that the UK people wanted. Now there are threats to the very same nature of that belief you would be better off and some of you disagree with that decision whole heatedly.

A slight majority voted for it without defining what it meant. I don't think anyone thought it would be this bad.

Yet we vote and we get crucified for our beliefs. The difference is we don't put up with that belief and UK bows to their masters.

I legitimately have no idea what this means or what it has to do with Brexit. Brexit is a severing of an international agreement by slight simple majority, not defined in constitutional terms as one might expect. Which has been handled appallingly badly..

It's the same in the US now isn't it ? 1 side advocating succession. Uk successfully advocating the breaking up of a union. But when states are mention it it is blasphemy in UK eyes. Isn't that in itself hypocritical ? Now you fighting over fish and we are the insane ones."

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

Probably not, the 100 years one is though! "

Extra points for how long the 100 year war lasted? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 small gunboats don’t equate to a war , just sabre rattling from Buffoon Boris ,just hope the French don’t retaliate and start burning all our imports

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"& there's me thinking the 200 year war with France was over

Probably not, the 100 years one is though!

Extra points for how long the 100 year war lasted? ??"

116yrs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"4 small gunboats don’t equate to a war , just sabre rattling from Buffoon Boris ,just hope the French don’t retaliate and start burning all our imports "

It's just grandstanding we can't afford.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is about fish..

I likes fish Tom

"

What about Sharks?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"This thread is about fish..

I likes fish Tom

What about Sharks?"

Still waiting for Tom’s response Cindibobs

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

If and when French fishermen are unable to fish in UK waters they will blockade calais as usual until they get their own way

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The End

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