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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So hot tubbers it was another wild night I fell asleep in the tube maddie tied me up and cindi is letting me go but not b4 taking advantage

So come on in the water is good and the party rolls on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CANNONBALL

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Wanders in, hair all frizzy, large coffee in hand, slides into bubbles...

Morning Anyone seen my sausage sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanders in, hair all frizzy, large coffee in hand, slides into bubbles...

Morning Anyone seen my sausage sandwich? "

sit on my lap o have a sausage for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CANNONBALL "

CANNONBALL ..... :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*"

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders in, hair all frizzy, large coffee in hand, slides into bubbles...

Morning Anyone seen my sausage sandwich? "

Welcome to the Party Cherry

And you look Goregous... so come on in and have a good time ... we are glad you are here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE "

Are you on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE

Are you on the menu? "

For you always ... should I bring the syrup

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

slips back into the warm wet tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE

Are you on the menu?

For you always ... should I bring the syrup "

No just pouring cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE "

oooooo thanks maddie you really are the hostess with the mostess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE oooooo thanks maddie you really are the hostess with the mostess "

Awww you're welcome wookie... Im only able to make you breakfast because you carried the thread ... my Sweet Friend... so would you like some fresh squeezed OJ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

"

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE

Are you on the menu?

For you always ... should I bring the syrup

No just pouring cream "

Hmmm what ya going to do with cream.... coffee....

I coffee!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

"

after what happened in vegas cindi is this a good idea?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS "

Yes, for thread 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"slips back into the warm wet tub "

Hi Matty .....

Fancy seeing you here again...

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*"

Oh yeah, now you're talking dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE oooooo thanks maddie you really are the hostess with the mostess

Awww you're welcome wookie... Im only able to make you breakfast because you carried the thread ... my Sweet Friend... so would you like some fresh squeezed OJ... "

is OJ meaning your orgasm juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE

Are you on the menu?

For you always ... should I bring the syrup

No just pouring cream

Hmmm what ya going to do with cream.... coffee....

I coffee!!!"

No not coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15"

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Oh yeah, now you're talking dirty "

Red or brown sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

after what happened in vegas cindi is this a good idea????? "

Don't worry, there won't be any marriages this time.

There won't be a vicar in sight

In fact, there won't be anyone else......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE

Are you on the menu?

For you always ... should I bring the syrup

No just pouring cream

Hmmm what ya going to do with cream.... coffee....

I coffee!!!

No not coffee "

Ice-cream sundae with sprinkles

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"slips back into the warm wet tub

Hi Matty .....

Fancy seeing you here again... "

could not keep my naked self away from you all you sexy peeps you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis... "

Nope it's probably a nudist destination knowing cindi

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Wanders in, hair all frizzy, large coffee in hand, slides into bubbles...

Morning Anyone seen my sausage sandwich?

Welcome to the Party Cherry

And you look Goregous... so come on in and have a good time ... we are glad you are here... "

Thank you! Enjoying my morning sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis... "

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE

Are you on the menu?

For you always ... should I bring the syrup

No just pouring cream

Hmmm what ya going to do with cream.... coffee....

I coffee!!!

No not coffee

Ice-cream sundae with sprinkles "

Well if you want to class yourself as the ice cream then yes

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Oh yeah, now you're talking dirty

Red or brown sauce? "

Brown and American mustard with my sausage please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

Nope it's probably a nudist destination knowing cindi "

I may be nude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE

Are you on the menu?

For you always ... should I bring the syrup

No just pouring cream

Hmmm what ya going to do with cream.... coffee....

I coffee!!!

No not coffee

Ice-cream sundae with sprinkles

Well if you want to class yourself as the ice cream then yes "

Me ....

What flavor cream...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

Nope it's probably a nudist destination knowing cindi

I may be nude "

Hell yes ... I AM SO IN.....

RIGHT ... RIGHT...RIGHT....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Oh yeah, now you're talking dirty

Red or brown sauce?

Brown and American mustard with my sausage please "

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

after what happened in vegas cindi is this a good idea?????

Don't worry, there won't be any marriages this time.

There won't be a vicar in sight

In fact, there won't be anyone else......"

that's a relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE

Are you on the menu?

For you always ... should I bring the syrup

No just pouring cream

Hmmm what ya going to do with cream.... coffee....

I coffee!!!

No not coffee

Ice-cream sundae with sprinkles

Well if you want to class yourself as the ice cream then yes

Me ....

What flavor cream...? "

Which ever you want to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

"

what about my mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini "

Everyone should wear a mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini "

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy Chaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy Chaps!

"

Howdy Jimmy ... Good Moring... would you like Breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals "

awwww what I got a new one its pink with a unicorn horn to put my wanger in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Oh yeah, now you're talking dirty

Red or brown sauce?

Brown and American mustard with my sausage please "

Good morning Cherry... Welcome to our ever to humble abode.

You are looking splendid.

Can I offer you a tea or coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy Chaps!

Howdy Jimmy ... Good Moring... would you like Breakfast?"

Hey Mads...!

I'll take a black coffee please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy Chaps!

"

Morning Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals awwww what I got a new one its pink with a unicorn horn to put my wanger in "

Ok then, but you're not wearing it on the plane.

At least wait till be get there.

And you can't wear it for our day trips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals "

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy Chaps!

Howdy Jimmy ... Good Moring... would you like Breakfast?

Hey Mads...!

I'll take a black coffee please. "

Coming right up Sunshine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise"

The force is strong with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strips naked and hurls herself down the hot tube.

Wheeeeeeeeedrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise

The force is strong with you"

Yes it is Beautiful... You and I are already walking on that beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strips naked and hurls herself down the hot tube.

Wheeeeeeeeedrr "

Yiiiipppppeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strips naked and hurls herself down the hot tube.

Wheeeeeeeeedrr "

Hi there and good morning!!I already like you ... great style and entrance Have fun and welcome to the party....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise

The force is strong with you

Yes it is Beautiful... You and I are already walking on that beach "

I'm also trying to organise some day trip excursions for us also whilst we are there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy Chaps!

Morning Jimmy "

Howdy Cinders... How did the buttplug booby trapped go down...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strips naked and hurls herself down the hot tube.

Wheeeeeeeeedrr

Hi there and good morning!!I already like you ... great style and entrance Have fun and welcome to the party...."

Why thank you.....

now who’s got my bikini?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy Chaps!

Morning Jimmy

Howdy Cinders... How did the buttplug booby trapped go down...?

"

Like a treat.

They were of the vibrating variety for extra enjoyment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strips naked and hurls herself down the hot tube.

Wheeeeeeeeedrr "

Now THERE'S a way to make an entrance.

Welcome! welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strips naked and hurls herself down the hot tube.

Wheeeeeeeeedrr

Hi there and good morning!!I already like you ... great style and entrance Have fun and welcome to the party....

Why thank you.....

now who’s got my bikini? "

I think it may be in the tree over there

*hiding bikini behind my back... Cheeky. *

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise

The force is strong with you

Yes it is Beautiful... You and I are already walking on that beach

I'm also trying to organise some day trip excursions for us also whilst we are there "

Morning folks * Walks I with a huge sausage & red sauce bap*

Cindi - I SO need a holiday! Please say it's Italy....pretty please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strips naked and hurls herself down the hot tube.

Wheeeeeeeeedrr

Hi there and good morning!!I already like you ... great style and entrance Have fun and welcome to the party....

Why thank you.....

now who’s got my bikini?

I think it may be in the tree over there

*hiding bikini behind my back... Cheeky. *"

Dammit. I’m shy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals awwww what I got a new one its pink with a unicorn horn to put my wanger in

Ok then, but you're not wearing it on the plane.

At least wait till be get there.

And you can't wear it for our day trips! "

cool can I wear a kilt on the plane

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over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

"

Packs lube and condoms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise"

u just wanna get me naked you perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strips naked and hurls herself down the hot tube.

Wheeeeeeeeedrr

Hi there and good morning!!I already like you ... great style and entrance Have fun and welcome to the party....

Why thank you.....

now who’s got my bikini?

I think it may be in the tree over there

*hiding bikini behind my back... Cheeky. *

Dammit. I’m shy! "

You won't be long coming out of your shell, you are among friends.

*hands back bikini*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

Packs lube and condoms. "

whi is the lube 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

Packs lube and condoms. whi is the lube 4 "

Anal.

Next question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

"

the home of rum as pirate I'm so in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise

The force is strong with you

Yes it is Beautiful... You and I are already walking on that beach

I'm also trying to organise some day trip excursions for us also whilst we are there

Morning folks * Walks I with a huge sausage & red sauce bap*

Cindi - I SO need a holiday! Please say it's Italy....pretty please xx"

Fuck me!!,........ The size of the sausage in that.

*jaw hits floor*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

Packs lube and condoms. whi is the lube 4

Anal.

Next question? "

ok baby oil works well I hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

Packs lube and condoms. whi is the lube 4

Anal.

Next question? ok baby oil works well I hear "

Get absorbed too quickly and destroys condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise u just wanna get me naked you perve"

Hey who you calling perve ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

Packs lube and condoms. whi is the lube 4

Anal.

Next question? ok baby oil works well I hear "

Wookie my man,baby oil doesn't play well with condoms. Never has, never will!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise

The force is strong with you

Yes it is Beautiful... You and I are already walking on that beach

I'm also trying to organise some day trip excursions for us also whilst we are there

Morning folks * Walks I with a huge sausage & red sauce bap*

Cindi - I SO need a holiday! Please say it's Italy....pretty please xx

Fuck me!!,........ The size of the sausage in that.

*jaw hits floor* "

Go big or go home, Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE "

smelt food came runnin now knackered so IL just go sit at table where the food is for a rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise

The force is strong with you

Yes it is Beautiful... You and I are already walking on that beach

I'm also trying to organise some day trip excursions for us also whilst we are there

Morning folks * Walks I with a huge sausage & red sauce bap*

Cindi - I SO need a holiday! Please say it's Italy....pretty please xx

Fuck me!!,........ The size of the sausage in that.

*jaw hits floor*

Go big or go home, Jimmy "

Hey!! That's my line.

Rawwwwwwwr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise u just wanna get me naked you perve

Hey who you calling perve ..."

u wifey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE smelt food came runnin now knackered so IL just go sit at table where the food is for a rest "

Pull up a chair guys. Thanks I do make A fabulous Breakfast!!

Enjoy you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE smelt food came runnin now knackered so IL just go sit at table where the food is for a rest "

it was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise u just wanna get me naked you perve

Hey who you calling perve ... u wifey "

Who me ....? Maddie looks around the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise

The force is strong with you

Yes it is Beautiful... You and I are already walking on that beach

I'm also trying to organise some day trip excursions for us also whilst we are there

Morning folks * Walks I with a huge sausage & red sauce bap*

Cindi - I SO need a holiday! Please say it's Italy....pretty please xx

Fuck me!!,........ The size of the sausage in that.

*jaw hits floor*

Go big or go home, Jimmy "

oh hi red I missed you there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise u just wanna get me naked you perve

Hey who you calling perve ... u wifey

Who me ....? Maddie looks around the room "

well ur my wifey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi starts making phone calls to organise a special Xmas present for all the hot tub massive*

(Dig your passports out)

WHAT ARE GOING ON A TRIP SIS

Yes, for thread 15

I am so excited.... that sounds amazing.... Do we get a clue... do we pack bikinis...

That is a necessary requirement.

You'll also need sun lotion.

what about my mankini

No chance

Don't want to scare the locals

NOOOO MANKIND'S you can be naked like the rest of us...

Cindi please tell me I can walk along the beach in a sexy see through sarong... beach curls messy hair ... tropical flower in my hair and a tropical drink with a cute umbrella on my hand

#paradise

The force is strong with you

Yes it is Beautiful... You and I are already walking on that beach

I'm also trying to organise some day trip excursions for us also whilst we are there

Morning folks * Walks I with a huge sausage & red sauce bap*

Cindi - I SO need a holiday! Please say it's Italy....pretty please xx

Fuck me!!,........ The size of the sausage in that.

*jaw hits floor*

Go big or go home, Jimmy "

Good Morning Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ..."

The only thing that won't be single are the shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a large tray full of bacon, sausage, right and tattie scone rolls*

Dammit Wonko .... I am making Breakfast right now

...French toast... eggs.... bacon... sausage ...blueberry muffins... Biscuits and gravy and fruit ....

Well we better get more guests...

WOOKIE YOUR BREAKFAST IS DONE smelt food came runnin now knackered so IL just go sit at table where the food is for a rest

Pull up a chair guys. Thanks I do make A fabulous Breakfast!!

Enjoy you two "

*ahem* anyone know where the coffee pot is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube? "

Does he mean tub, boob tube, hot lube???

#wookiesanenigma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Does he mean tub, boob tube, hot lube???

#wookiesanenigma"

I'm not sure, but I want a go of one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Does he mean tub, boob tube, hot lube???

#wookiesanenigma"

its morning come on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/12/20 10:32:29]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube? "

bloody auto carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube? "

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee"

hahaha note to self proof read b4 posting bloody auto carrot hates me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ...

The only thing that won't be single are the shots. "

This girl doing the shots will be single . I can guarantee that.

Here's your black coffee... Sorry I got distracted ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ...

The only thing that won't be single are the shots.

This girl doing the shots will be single . I can guarantee that.

Here's your black coffee... Sorry I got distracted ...... "

pass me a whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ...

The only thing that won't be single are the shots.

This girl doing the shots will be single . I can guarantee that.

Here's your black coffee... Sorry I got distracted ...... pass me a whiskey "

Here you go ... I will Pour it in a Whiskey glass for you .. wink wink

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ...

The only thing that won't be single are the shots.

This girl doing the shots will be single . I can guarantee that.

Here's your black coffee... Sorry I got distracted ...... "

Do we need to pack or can we just be naked #askingforafreind? xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ...

The only thing that won't be single are the shots.

This girl doing the shots will be single . I can guarantee that.

Here's your black coffee... Sorry I got distracted ...... pass me a whiskey

Here you go ... I will Pour it in a Whiskey glass for you .. wink wink "

I'm singing it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make room for a small one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make room for a small one "
have you got your passport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make room for a small one have you got your passport "

Sure have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make room for a small one have you got your passport

Sure have "

wanna sit next to me on the plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make room for a small one have you got your passport

Sure have wanna sit next to me on the plane "

Will you behave?

Will I behave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee"

Haha

Are you coming to the Caribbean with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*******Special Announcement*******

It won't take 3 days for the plane to get off the runway this time

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What's a hot tube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee

Haha

Are you coming to the Caribbean with us "

If I’m allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee

Haha

Are you coming to the Caribbean with us

If I’m allowed "

I've got you in the 1st class on the plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a hot tube? "

Wookies new kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee

Haha

Are you coming to the Caribbean with us

If I’m allowed

I've got you in the 1st class on the plane "

Does that mean I get a seat or am I sucking cocks again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee

Haha

Are you coming to the Caribbean with us

If I’m allowed

I've got you in the 1st class on the plane

Does that mean I get a seat or am I sucking cocks again? "

I think 1 or 2 may need servicing

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Leave my clothes on the floor and slips back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ...

The only thing that won't be single are the shots.

This girl doing the shots will be single . I can guarantee that.

Here's your black coffee... Sorry I got distracted ...... "

Thank you dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ...

The only thing that won't be single are the shots.

This girl doing the shots will be single . I can guarantee that.

Here's your black coffee... Sorry I got distracted ...... pass me a whiskey "

Whadu I look like, your waiter?

Get your own God damn whiskey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee

Haha

Are you coming to the Caribbean with us

If I’m allowed

I've got you in the 1st class on the plane

Does that mean I get a seat or am I sucking cocks again?

I think 1 or 2 may need servicing "

Only a couple? Oh could get them sorted before everyone’s found their seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*******Special Announcement*******

It won't take 3 days for the plane to get off the runway this time

"

Ooooo, a challenge!

Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaahhhhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee

Haha

Are you coming to the Caribbean with us

If I’m allowed

I've got you in the 1st class on the plane

Does that mean I get a seat or am I sucking cocks again? "

And you say your shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee

Haha

Are you coming to the Caribbean with us

If I’m allowed

I've got you in the 1st class on the plane

Does that mean I get a seat or am I sucking cocks again?

And you say your shy. "

Very. You must have missed my videos before I took them down. Very shy smile at the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make room for a small one have you got your passport

Sure have wanna sit next to me on the plane

Will you behave?

Will I behave? "

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*******Special Announcement*******

It won't take 3 days for the plane to get off the runway this time

Ooooo, a challenge!

Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaahhhhhhh! "

Deliberately setting off the airport scanners to receive a cavity search is not permitted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"******SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT******

It's far too cold here at the hot tub resort, so as a special Xmas we are jetting off to The Carribbean!!!

Get packing, get this place tidied up and dig out your passports.

We have our own beach house, private terraced restaurant, butlers and cooks, a fully stocked bar. There are beach activities with a banana boat, jet skis, snorkeling with exotic fish and of course a hot tub!

I have also organised some special day trips which will remain a surprise.

The plane is booked for thread 15

Merry Xmas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER... WE HAVE GOT TO GO SHOPPING !!!

I CALL SHOT GUN ON THE BANNANA BOAT THING

I'm so going solo and single on this trip ....

One margarita... 2 margarita...

3 margarita ... shots ...

The only thing that won't be single are the shots.

This girl doing the shots will be single . I can guarantee that.

Here's your black coffee... Sorry I got distracted ...... pass me a whiskey

Whadu I look like, your waiter?

Get your own God damn whiskey! "

.its ok maddie got me 1 she cares

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*******Special Announcement*******

It won't take 3 days for the plane to get off the runway this time

Ooooo, a challenge!

Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaahhhhhhh!

Deliberately setting off the airport scanners to receive a cavity search is not permitted "

Damn!! Ok I won't.

*fingered crossed behind my back*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane "

HOB NOBS... hob nobs will be given on the plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane "

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

HOB NOBS... hob nobs will be given on the plane. "

oh hob nobs right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*******Special Announcement*******

It won't take 3 days for the plane to get off the runway this time

Ooooo, a challenge!

Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaahhhhhhh!

Deliberately setting off the airport scanners to receive a cavity search is not permitted

Damn!! Ok I won't.

*fingered crossed behind my back*"

*Cindi makes sure to have a metal butt plug inserted*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*******Special Announcement*******

It won't take 3 days for the plane to get off the runway this time

Ooooo, a challenge!

Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaahhhhhhh!

Deliberately setting off the airport scanners to receive a cavity search is not permitted

Damn!! Ok I won't.

*fingered crossed behind my back*

*Cindi makes sure to have a metal butt plug inserted* "

Do not under estimate the power of Mjolnir.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts "

who was giving them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still awaiting to be given the grand tour of the party from last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time). "

Are you coming on holiday with us?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us? "

Where are we going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still awaiting to be given the grand tour of the party from last night "

We are busy packing for our trip to the Caribbean.

You are welcome to join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going? "

The Caribbean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean "

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out"

I was but it was first who needs to cum first served.

Limited numbers.

Balls emptied before we took off.

Soz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out"

Myself and Rachael

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time). "

CG ol' bean, how the devil have you been?

Drink? Tea? Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool. "

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee hahaha note to self proof read b4 posting bloody auto carrot hates me "

lidles had right idea for Kevin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael "

u can both share mine

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

CG ol' bean, how the devil have you been?

Drink? Tea? Coffee? "

Diet please (i don't drink tea or coffee).

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time "

I best leave my blaster at home..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

CG ol' bean, how the devil have you been?

Drink? Tea? Coffee?

Diet please (i don't drink tea or coffee). "

No problem, be right back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

I best leave my blaster at home.. "

I think the women would appreciate your blaster.

Best to bring it just in case it's needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine "

Greedy guts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie, I've just noticed the tread title.

What's a hot tube?

Hence why I threw myself down it when I arrived.

Wheeeeeeeee hahaha note to self proof read b4 posting bloody auto carrot hates me lidles had right idea for Kevin "

Good afternoon

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

I best leave my blaster at home..

I think the women would appreciate your blaster.

Best to bring it just in case it's needed "

I'll bring my large weapon instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

I best leave my blaster at home..

I think the women would appreciate your blaster.

Best to bring it just in case it's needed

I'll bring my large weapon instead. "

Make sure it's fully loaded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine

Greedy guts "

how is me sharing being greedy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

I best leave my blaster at home..

I think the women would appreciate your blaster.

Best to bring it just in case it's needed

I'll bring my large weapon instead.

Make sure it's fully loaded "

It's perfect for hunting the ladies and can fire multiple times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine

Greedy guts how is me sharing being greedy "

How many maninkis have you packed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

I best leave my blaster at home..

I think the women would appreciate your blaster.

Best to bring it just in case it's needed

I'll bring my large weapon instead.

Make sure it's fully loaded

It's perfect for hunting the ladies and can fire multiple times. "

Is it fully automatic or manual?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine

Greedy guts how is me sharing being greedy

How many maninkis have you packed? "

1 for each day hoping you dont burn them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine

Greedy guts how is me sharing being greedy

How many maninkis have you packed? 1 for each day hoping you dont burn them "

Just try to blend in, don't want you embarrassing me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

I best leave my blaster at home..

I think the women would appreciate your blaster.

Best to bring it just in case it's needed

I'll bring my large weapon instead.

Make sure it's fully loaded

It's perfect for hunting the ladies and can fire multiple times.

Is it fully automatic or manual?"

Oh you have to take a firm grip and pull it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine

Greedy guts how is me sharing being greedy

How many maninkis have you packed? 1 for each day hoping you dont burn them

Just try to blend in, don't want you embarrassing me "

me in a mankini you will be proud to be next to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still awaiting to be given the grand tour of the party from last night

We are busy packing for our trip to the Caribbean.

You are welcome to join us "

Well how could I refuse that! Can I be cheeky and bring a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

I best leave my blaster at home..

I think the women would appreciate your blaster.

Best to bring it just in case it's needed

I'll bring my large weapon instead.

Make sure it's fully loaded

It's perfect for hunting the ladies and can fire multiple times.

Is it fully automatic or manual?

Oh you have to take a firm grip and pull it. "

Pump action?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine

Greedy guts how is me sharing being greedy

How many maninkis have you packed? 1 for each day hoping you dont burn them

Just try to blend in, don't want you embarrassing me me in a mankini you will be proud to be next to that "

I'd not be able to stop looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still awaiting to be given the grand tour of the party from last night

We are busy packing for our trip to the Caribbean.

You are welcome to join us

Well how could I refuse that! Can I be cheeky and bring a friend "

Of course. The more the merrier

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

I best leave my blaster at home..

I think the women would appreciate your blaster.

Best to bring it just in case it's needed

I'll bring my large weapon instead.

Make sure it's fully loaded

It's perfect for hunting the ladies and can fire multiple times.

Is it fully automatic or manual?

Oh you have to take a firm grip and pull it.

Pump action? "

Just close your eyes when it fires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Waves frantically to see if he gets noticed this time).

Are you coming on holiday with us?

Where are we going?

The Caribbean

My mate Richard has a massive villa out there. Cool.

Just don't get stuck in customs this time

I best leave my blaster at home..

I think the women would appreciate your blaster.

Best to bring it just in case it's needed

I'll bring my large weapon instead.

Make sure it's fully loaded

It's perfect for hunting the ladies and can fire multiple times.

Is it fully automatic or manual?

Oh you have to take a firm grip and pull it.

Pump action?

Just close your eyes when it fires. "

I'll have my sun glasses on to help with any splash damage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine

Greedy guts how is me sharing being greedy

How many maninkis have you packed? 1 for each day hoping you dont burn them

Just try to blend in, don't want you embarrassing me me in a mankini you will be proud to be next to that

I'd not be able to stop looking "

I have a see though one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine

Greedy guts how is me sharing being greedy

How many maninkis have you packed? 1 for each day hoping you dont burn them

Just try to blend in, don't want you embarrassing me me in a mankini you will be proud to be next to that

I'd not be able to stop looking I have a see though one "

Hope you don't attract any wildlife

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Thread is almost finished, I'll grab the next one

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*runs around the thread flapping his arms trying to fly *

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"*runs around the thread flapping his arms trying to fly *"

Someone's excited

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Can I finish the thread?

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over a year ago


"Did I hear blow Jobs were being given out in the plane

Yes, but only once the sign has signalled you can remove your seat belts who was giving them out

Myself and Rachael u can both share mine

Greedy guts how is me sharing being greedy

How many maninkis have you packed? 1 for each day hoping you dont burn them

Just try to blend in, don't want you embarrassing me me in a mankini you will be proud to be next to that

I'd not be able to stop looking I have a see though one

Hope you don't attract any wildlife "

dont worry it will act as a deterrent

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