FabSwingers.com forum: Fill my stocking...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been chatting to one of my pals and she's been ranting at me about how difficult I apparently am to buy gifts for...

I've told her to not buy me anything for the past 5/6 years but she always does...

I think I'm really easy to buy for as I have a huge range of tastes, hobbies and things I like...

I don't want owt...

But what would you get me?

I'll be honest and say if I'd love it or regift

Are you tricky to buy for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I am.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, I am."

Won't bother then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing "

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want owt...

But what would you get me?

Nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't want owt...

But what would you get me?

Nothing.

A jolly good answer this

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I would get you some natural pamper products that sooth and ease as you use them.

I would also send alcohol and chocolates.

Jo.Xx

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Me and my mates are kinda similar. So we've made a pack between us and we put what we would have spent on a gift in a night out kitty.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Me and my mates are kinda similar. So we've made a pack between us and we put what we would have spent on a gift in a night out kitty. "

Next year's kitty is bloody massive, we will be celebrating in style when we can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would get you some natural pamper products that sooth and ease as you use them.

I would also send alcohol and chocolates.

Jo.Xx "

This is definitely the kind of gift that I enjoy! I do love a bit of pampering...and booze...amd chocolate...

Save it for when you don't have to send it tho...then I can thank you properly...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and my mates are kinda similar. So we've made a pack between us and we put what we would have spent on a gift in a night out kitty.

Next year's kitty is bloody massive, we will be celebrating in style when we can

Love this plan!

You are going to have the best night out ever!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it

Oh shit...

I got you gloves

You're right about the bat tho!

Make it glittery, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley

That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I am.

Won't bother then

Okay, okay, can I fill your stockings!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have ideas but know you have sensitivities and wouldn't want to give you a rash or something

A gift voucher towards makeup brushes or related stuff so that I don't screw your skin up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, I am.

Won't bother then

Okay, okay, can I fill your stockings!

Worth a try wunnit...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it

Oh shit...

I got you gloves

You're right about the bat tho!

Make it glittery, yeah?

Obvs. Because clearly I know you better than you know me

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley

That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage

Rules are there to be broken ( with consent)

Anyway what are you getting me..... I haven’t bought anything recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have ideas but know you have sensitivities and wouldn't want to give you a rash or something

A gift voucher towards makeup brushes or related stuff so that I don't screw your skin up?

A wonderful gift!

But honestly I'd settle for a voucher for a post rona hug

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have ideas but know you have sensitivities and wouldn't want to give you a rash or something

A gift voucher towards makeup brushes or related stuff so that I don't screw your skin up?

A wonderful gift!

But honestly I'd settle for a voucher for a post rona hug

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it

Oh shit...

I got you gloves

You're right about the bat tho!

Make it glittery, yeah?

Obvs. Because clearly I know you better than you know me

You said your hands were cold...

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Truthfully I'm really easy to buy for because I just love being given gifts weather its jewellery or just a Terry's chocolate orange... I'm happy with either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill Lu's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley

That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage

Rules are there to be broken ( with consent)

Anyway what are you getting me..... I haven’t bought anything recently

Not that one!

I like to make gifts...

I'll make you a video of J inserting the butt plug you gifted me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Truthfully I'm really easy to buy for because I just love being given gifts weather its jewellery or just a Terry's chocolate orange... I'm happy with either

I'll send any choccie oranges I get to you...

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley

That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage

Rules are there to be broken ( with consent)

Anyway what are you getting me..... I haven’t bought anything recently

Not that one!

I like to make gifts...

I'll make you a video of J inserting the butt plug you gifted me

Oh that’s one for the wank bank for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fill Lu's

With gifts jimbo!

Tho if you need to borrow a pair...they might be a tad large for you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I don't think I'm hard to buy for. Especially as I have an Amazon wishlist like all the models on twitter

I'd get you some more sexy heels.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd probably get you a gift voucher for a nice hotel so you and Jeff can bonk and take photos to your heart's content.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it

Oh shit...

I got you gloves

You're right about the bat tho!

Make it glittery, yeah?

Obvs. Because clearly I know you better than you know me

You said your hands were cold...

I was warning you at the time

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't think I'm hard to buy for. Especially as I have an Amazon wishlist like all the models on twitter

I'd get you some more sexy heels. "

If you could get her some, then I can claim mine back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've not really got much to offer. So you'll just have to have me in a dicky bow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I'm hard to buy for. Especially as I have an Amazon wishlist like all the models on twitter

I'd get you some more sexy heels. "

Oooh Good! NSP can stop moaning about me borrowing hers...

Mine are all in Turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd probably get you a gift voucher for a nice hotel so you and Jeff can bonk and take photos to your heart's content."

Yay!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not really got much to offer. So you'll just have to have me in a dicky bow.

Just you...all I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I am.

Won't bother then

Okay, okay, can I fill your stockings!

Worth a try wunnit...

Wunnit: An articulate, witty, erudite, raconteur man of gentlemanly persuasion.

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