FabSwingers.com forum: Fav sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

E.g -- "stick a fork in me I'm done "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on it like acar bonnet!

Wetter than on otters pocket!

They are my particular faves

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Go take ya head for a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll decide !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bring me another beaver. This ones split!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring me another beaver. This ones split!"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I love it when a plan comes together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a plan, a cunning plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

beggars cant be choosers.

fur coat, no knickers.

one mans meat, is another mans poison.

laugh and the world laughs with you

cry and you cry alone.

better to be an old mans darling, than a young mans slave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mutton dressed as lamb

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

go fuck yourself

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fanny like a clowns pocket or wizards sleeve

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

When hell freezes over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont piss down my back an tell me its raining. one of my favs .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laugh and the world laughs with you

cry and you cry alone.

shouldnt that be 'cry and the world laughs at you'??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red shoes - no knickers!

So hard not to just ask whenever I see a pair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it flies, floats or fucks... Lease it...

If bites, shits and needs shoes... Avoid it as a hobby ! (horses and mistresses)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of saying yes to something really obvious i always say

" do cows eat grass "

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Red shoes - no knickers!

So hard not to just ask whenever I see a pair!

I heard that for the first time on a works night out recently when I was wearing red shoes.

I often wear red shoes....

My fave phrase currently is "it's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're pissed off because you've been pissed on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont take kindness for weakness

1 more rep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red shoes - no knickers!

So hard not to just ask whenever I see a pair!

I heard that for the first time on a works night out recently when I was wearing red shoes.

I often wear red shoes....

My fave phrase currently is "it's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're pissed off because you've been pissed on""

Lol!

So - red shoes? Knickers or.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly, slowly catchy monkey.

No idea why I love it, but try to say it if ever I get the opportunity

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Quiet as a nun's fart

Tomorrow will be yesterday soon so what's the rush

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

sweating like a bitch on heat hav no idea why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse between two bread vans

What the fuck

Sit down and get on with your work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if a person is kinda on the thin side....'built like the gable end of a five pound note'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it ain't broke! Don't fix it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hay ho

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

beggars cant be choosers.

fur coat, no knickers.

one mans meat, is another mans poison.

laugh and the world laughs with you

cry and you cry alone.

better to be an old mans darling, than a young mans slave."

I alter one of these as some of the women round here are lowlifes I say "fur Knickers and no coat"

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

better to be a has-been than a never was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you think you can or you think you can't - you're probably right!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

i'll sleep when i'm dead...

lifes to short for.....

as happy as larry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better to have loved and lost than to never loved at all.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"i'll sleep when i'm dead...

lifes to short for.....

as happy as larry.

Who is this Larry chap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll sleep when i'm dead...

lifes to short for.....

as happy as larry.

Who is this Larry chap?"

Larry the Lamb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wheel's still turning, but the hamster's dead!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"i'll sleep when i'm dead...

lifes to short for.....

as happy as larry.

Who is this Larry chap?"

this is a question i have studyed extensivly, and there was a larry on here , married to a lady called lil, i think. and yes he was very happy... so the mystery was solved.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Legs has just reminded me of that one

"Better to be an old mans darling than a young mans slave"

I get that said to me quite alot

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

No I won't you wierdo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"i'll sleep when i'm dead...

lifes to short for.....

as happy as larry.

Who is this Larry chap?"

Grayson

Oooh shut that door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go take a fuck off pill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny like a clowns pocket or wizards sleeve"

I don't like either!?...

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

pronunciation has never been my forty.

Be good! And if you can't be good.........be great!

There are 10 types of people in this world! Those who understand binary, and those who don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you say potatoe i say carrot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drier than a nuns cunt

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By *weetcheekstooWoman
over a year ago

southampton

indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont piss down my back an tell me its raining. one of my favs . "

Ah..... Josie Wales fan then......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In negotiations, this one comes in handy sometimes....

"You know your problem? You're dealing with someone who really doesn't give a fuck........"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your eyes painted also applies to ears just gonna drop kids at the pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's flatter than a kippers cock

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

How can you be so stupid with only one head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you met my Asian friend? Fuk Yu?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

more mouth than a cows got cunt..

is the pope a catholic..

as much use as;

tits on a fish

trapdoor in a canoe

chocolate fireguard

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"i'll sleep when i'm dead...

lifes to short for.....

as happy as larry.

Who is this Larry chap?

this is a question i have studyed extensivly, and there was a larry on here , married to a lady called lil, i think. and yes he was very happy... so the mystery was solved.....

Or as miserable as Lil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs....

You havent understood the question.

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By *uicy lucy 12Woman
over a year ago

wirral

[Removed by poster at 14/07/12 19:50:21]

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs....

You havent understood the question."

If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs.... you already have someone to blame...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fortune Favors the Brave is mine

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By *ipgloss..Woman
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Can't polish a turd!

I'm sorry I've ran out of fucks to give!

Older than god's sandals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs....

You havent understood the question.

If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs.... you already have someone to blame...

Magic...

Thats for the office wall...;-)

Right under "DILLIGAFF!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THere's 2 types of women in this world them that do and them that's not Been asked,

IF I never have sex again you won't catch me up,

BUt think my fav is big fat bag of gash, whenever something doesn't go to plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When pushed to the edge I usually say “ you're skating on thin ice during a heatwave ” always shuts people up lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does a bear shit in the woods

no shit Sherlock

give yourself a check up from the neck up

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

As useful as a chocolate fireguard!

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By *uicy lucy 12Woman
over a year ago

wirral

'what goes round comes round'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Bisciut arsed'.......Means embarased.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(A miserable person) looks like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

swings and roundabouts.

into every life a little rain must fall.

if you have to ask does my bum look big in this,

you already know,this is not the problem.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Does the pope shit in the woods! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faint heart never fucked a pig

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp

face like a smacked arse

tell it to the hand cos the face aint listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says one swallow dnt make a summer ! I always say what about two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like the back end of a cow in action.

Mouth as dry as Ghandi's slipper.

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

As useful as tits on a bull

Thats just wishful thinking

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

It's stuck up like Bulldogs bollocks.

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By *hickencurryCouple
over a year ago

brisbane

We'll burn that bridge when we get there

Are the kennedys gun shy

The blonde is fake the dumb is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slowly, slowly catchy monkey.

No idea why I love it, but try to say it if ever I get the opportunity

"
I always heard this as 'Softly Softly, Catchy Monkey' and I like it too........

I quite like such and such butters no parsnips with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheque is in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rarer than rocking horse shit

Lower than snakes balls

About as much chance as shit sticking to the moon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

As rare as hens teeth

A friend always uses 'a wheelbarrow of frogs' for complex problems

My father's is 'Empty pocket millionaire' for the ostentatious and generous.

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