FabSwingers.com forum: Flirt your socks off !!!!

By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

Come on guys n girls !

It’ssssss FRIDAY ! TGIF

If you’re in ... you’re in ! Anyone who’s in are willing to accept your best flirting

So get your game face on

Introduce yourself here

Give us a few selling points ...

why you’re here and what you’re good /great / extraordinary at

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Come on guys n girls !

It’ssssss FRIDAY ! TGIF

If you’re in ... you’re in ! Anyone who’s in are willing to accept your best flirting

So get your game face on

Introduce yourself here

Give us a few selling points ...

why you’re here and what you’re good /great / extraordinary at

I’ll go first

I’m Ryan

I’m a Yorkshire gentleman

I’m here to have loads of fun starting with making you laugh

I’m an extraordinary kiss

And the the rest you’ll find out one day

(hopefully post COVID )

Happy Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Dave. I consider myself and have been described as a gentleman. I've also been described as lovely, kind, thoughtful and... filthy. I identify and accept all of that. I take kissing to a competitive level, but always come second

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im Chunky and I'm....... Chunky.

Bug guy with a big heart.

Oh - i like blue underwear.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am a veritable mine of useless information....and I have a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im young and eager to learn very open minded

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

I would like to keep my socks on as it’s too cold to lose them

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I am a veritable mine of useless information....and I have a penis

And an astounding body & immensely kissable lips

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

Oi darling. Fancy a bit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I am a veritable mine of useless information....and I have a penis

And an astounding body & immensely kissable lips

Mwah! Slurp...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im L.. my skills include bending over and giving great blowjobs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I am a veritable mine of useless information....and I have a penis

And an astounding body & immensely kissable lips

Mwah! Slurp...

Oooft! Moves in for another

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Hello I'm Stephan a nice older(very old) gentleman sadly I'm very boring

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I’m Geeky and the corner is my domain so come over and chat if you are game

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Hello. Well what can I say about myself other than I'm an all round nice guy who loves a laugh and these lips love lots of good kissing

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

Hi I’m Ben from Edinburgh, I’m here to make fiends and have a laugh although finding it hard on this site lol, Anyway hit me up if you’d like.......

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Im L.. my skills include bending over and giving great blowjobs

Well what a lucky guy your husband is !

I’m extremely jelous of him

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt?

Me?

Ok...

I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour

I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...

I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)

Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Flirt?

Me?

Ok...

I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour

I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...

I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)

Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards

Dont think you missed anything there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm Grumpy...

Err, I'm a bit of a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt?

Me?

Ok...

I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour

I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...

I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)

Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards

Dont think you missed anything there

There's always more slim...i never give it all so soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Grumpy...

Err, I'm a bit of a twat

accurate

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Im L.. my skills include bending over and giving great blowjobs

Taxi to Birmingham please.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Flirt?

Me?

Ok...

I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour

I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...

I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)

Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards

I’d like to see the cherry stem trick ...

Also would you prove the no gag reflex ?

I’d like to see how you ride while having your face sat on ... I can’t visualise that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt?

Me?

Ok...

I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour

I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...

I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)

Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards

I’d like to see the cherry stem trick ...

Also would you prove the no gag reflex ?

I’d like to see how you ride while having your face sat on ... I can’t visualise that

I have a video I may pop on our profile at somepoint...J can confirm the lack of gag reflex, as do some of our pics

I'm very bendy...tbh tho reverse cowgirl with her in front legs akimbo would prolly be more comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good at flirting although a certain lovely lady Forumite disagrees!

Anyway, I'm Mike, quite shy and reserved but warm up as I get to know you more very romantic with a devilish twist!

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Flirt?

Me?

Ok...

I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour

I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...

I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)

Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards

I’d like to see the cherry stem trick ...

Also would you prove the no gag reflex ?

I’d like to see how you ride while having your face sat on ... I can’t visualise that

I have a video I may pop on our profile at somepoint...J can confirm the lack of gag reflex, as do some of our pics

I'm very bendy...tbh tho reverse cowgirl with her in front legs akimbo would prolly be more comfy

Ahh it’s a shame I’m not a member I’d of liked to see that video

Ooo I like a bendy lady !

That sounds perfect

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm Grumpy...

Err, I'm a bit of a twat

accurate "

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By *rishCouple2kCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

We're terrible at flirting. And can never take social cues.

We tend to be the life of the party. Fun, drinks and laughter.

Just not been lucky enough to find someone to play with.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I'm D, Looking for my 1st encounter on fab !take a chance on me i won't disapoint x

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"We're terrible at flirting. And can never take social cues.

We tend to be the life of the party. Fun, drinks and laughter.

Just not been lucky enough to find someone to play with. "

Well your wet white shirt

Makes me want to party with you

I can hear “ it’s getting hot in hear ... so take off all your clothes “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does being able to wiggle your little toes independently count as a selling point?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Does being able to wiggle your little toes independently count as a selling point?

Only if you video it for us all to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does being able to wiggle your little toes independently count as a selling point?

Oh dear look at you saying the magic word toes and look at all the cocks goes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a terrible flirt....that's to be read as I am terrible at flirting, not as I flirt a great deal.

However, if you like suits, you'll like mine and I can hold a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thinking about all of you sexy women sat in your settee or in your bed, texting or messaging on here, smiling and giggling, curling your sexy toes of excitement even wet lightly your knickers either of laughing or naughty thoughts

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Does being able to wiggle your little toes independently count as a selling point?

Well to someone who has alittle foot fetish

It does

and what lovely feet you have too

Get your coat miss you’ve pulled

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Does being able to wiggle your little toes independently count as a selling point?

I'd be too busy admiring your boobs to notice your toes.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrm go on then ..... in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eagerly eyeing up the lovely talent in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does being able to wiggle your little toes independently count as a selling point?

It’s certainly a talent

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

I’ll be the judge of that

I love you’re daily photo uploads but never really had a chat

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Does being able to wiggle your little toes independently count as a selling point?

Unfortunately I can’t tell you privately but I love the striped dress photo

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Errrrm go on then ..... in"

Not much love for us singletons from you guys so I’ll stay well away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

You and I both but I've stated which "terrible" I am. Are you the other "terrible"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love flirting. Something to do with the game, posture, gesture, giggles, chemistry or not. I have a bank staff at work and when she’s on my shift we always flirt innocently just for the game, I don’t think she fancy me but she likes me. I am easy going and most of the time charming as I love women. Even if sometime they don’t show the reciprocity lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?"

Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.

And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all Miss Red here.

Curvy , busty, bbw with great banter and apparently great boobs too.

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

I'm warri, Clueless when it comes to flirting but here I am anyway

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

From all the people on this thread, I'd like to flirt with YeuxBleus the most. Does it count if I ask for permission first? Luke

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Afternoon all Miss Red here.

Curvy , busty, bbw with great banter and apparently great boobs too.

Nice to see you miss . Not heard from you in a while

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"From all the people on this thread, I'd like to flirt with YeuxBleus the most. Does it count if I ask for permission first? Luke "

It’s the most respectable I’m sure she’ll appreciate it

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"I'm warri, Clueless when it comes to flirting but here I am anyway

You and me both sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh my wiggly toes are bringing me all the goodies today!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Ooh my wiggly toes are bringing me all the goodies today!!

It's a lot more than your wiggly toes. Flirt flirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom here, I think I’m a funny guy which is usually said by those that aren’t. I don’t think my body is too shabby and I quite like how my cock looks too!Think I’m underrated on fab, come and find out

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Ooh my wiggly toes are bringing me all the goodies today!!

Glad my post helps

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Im a terribly bad flirt, i can chat to anyone but im just rubbish at flirting

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I could do with a little flutter ...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

You and I both but I've stated which "terrible" I am. Are you the other "terrible"?"

You're not as bad as you think you are......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

Hello gorgeous you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?"

I never flirt. Ever. I'm known for it. For not flirting I mean. Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am awful at flirting but I’m in

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm horrible at flirting covid has my game on a downturn haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?

Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.

And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus

Shh woman. Don't blow my cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

Hello gorgeous you

Me?

Oh you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Noooooooo...... shh

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?

Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.

And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus

Shh woman. Don't blow my cover

The

is well & truly out the bag, I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt, what's that????

I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!

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over a year ago

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

Hello gorgeous you

Me?

Oh you

Yes you

lol

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well hello do you come here often

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?

Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.

And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus

Shh woman. Don't blow my cover

The

is well & truly out the bag, I'm afraid

xx"

You put your pussy away woman!

Or.... y'know

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?

Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.

And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus

Shh woman. Don't blow my cover

The

is well & truly out the bag, I'm afraid

You put your pussy away woman!

Or.... y'know

*Puts pussy back in pants & goes looking for biscuits* c

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Flirt, what's that????

I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!

Oh, you lovely man, you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?

Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.

And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus

Shh woman. Don't blow my cover

The

is well & truly out the bag, I'm afraid

You put your pussy away woman!

Or.... y'know

*Puts pussy back in pants & goes looking for biscuits* c"

I have biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but only if I can keep my socks on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt, what's that????

I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!

Oh, you lovely man, you.

You flirting Miss Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey sexy Red

Rudolph with your nose so bright, I'll tease his nose for your delight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but only if I can keep my socks on. "

And not a stitch more... lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

Hello gorgeous you

Me?

Oh you

Yes you

lol"

Hi handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

Hello gorgeous you

Me?

Oh you

Yes you

lol

Hi handsome

Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

Hello gorgeous you

Me?

Oh you

Yes you

lol

Hi handsome

Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off

Ah. Ok then (goes to put panties on)

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over a year ago

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

Hello gorgeous you

Me?

Oh you

Yes you

lol

Hi handsome

Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off

Ah. Ok then (goes to put panties on)"

Better still I'll put your panties on and you can blow me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also a terrible flirt..

But apparently I am a great kisser and I give good oral so I am led to believe..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

Hello gorgeous you

Me?

Oh you

Yes you

lol

Hi handsome

Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off

Ah. Ok then (goes to put panties on)

Better still I'll put your panties on and you can blow me off

Oh ffs. So I still need to find knickers then?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Flirt, what's that????

I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!

Oh, you lovely man, you.

You flirting Miss Red

Maybe

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hey sexy Red

Rudolph with your nose so bright, I'll tease his nose for your delight...

Ooh, an alliterative lyricist? Me likey

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over a year ago

"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly

Terrible - noooooo.

You're an amazing flirt.

Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.

But thanks for the appreciation

Hello gorgeous you

Me?

Oh you

Yes you

lol

Hi handsome

Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off

Ah. Ok then (goes to put panties on)

Better still I'll put your panties on and you can blow me off

Oh ffs. So I still need to find knickers then?"

And lots of lipstick so I can see the tide mark lol

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over a year ago

"Flirt, what's that????

I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!

Oh, you lovely man, you.

You flirting Miss Red

Maybe

xx"

Or Rudolph will you ride my sleigh tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy Red

Rudolph with your nose so bright, I'll tease his nose for your delight...

Ooh, an alliterative lyricist? Me likey

With 2 Black Country Boys to flirt with you can likey a lottey

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Flirt, what's that????

I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!

Oh, you lovely man, you.

You flirting Miss Red

Maybe

Or Rudolph will you ride my sleigh tonight

How could I not, when you ask so nicely

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hey sexy Red

Rudolph with your nose so bright, I'll tease his nose for your delight...

Ooh, an alliterative lyricist? Me likey

With 2 Black Country Boys to flirt with you can likey a lottey

I'd certainly have my hands full with the two of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt, what's that????

I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!

Oh, you lovely man, you.

You flirting Miss Red

Maybe

Or Rudolph will you ride my sleigh tonight

How could I not, when you ask so nicely

Now there's a thought

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Hey sexy Red

Rudolph with your nose so bright, I'll tease his nose for your delight...

Ooh, an alliterative lyricist? Me likey

With 2 Black Country Boys to flirt with you can likey a lottey

I'd certainly have my hands full with the two of you

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Flirt?

Me?

Ok...

I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour

I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...

I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)

Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards

I do have to say I like all the qualities you listed

and I can remember seeing the cherry stem

But I think you forgot to put that you are intelligent, kind and a lovely human too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt?

Me?

Ok...

I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour

I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...

I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)

Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards

I do have to say I like all the qualities you listed

and I can remember seeing the cherry stem

But I think you forgot to put that you are intelligent, kind and a lovely human too

You're pretty awesome yourself

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Is it too late to join in?!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Flirt?

Me?

Ok...

I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour

I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...

I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)

Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards

I do have to say I like all the qualities you listed

and I can remember seeing the cherry stem

But I think you forgot to put that you are intelligent, kind and a lovely human too

You're pretty awesome yourself

One does ones best milady Lu

thank you for the smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi.

I like to open doors for ladies. Have fun and make people smile.

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By *ustbrowsing123555Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm Jay, Im pretty flirtatious and fun. Not had much luck with this site though honestly.

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By *ezzelsMan
over a year ago

cheshire and north wales

Have you seen a squirrel crossing the streets? Yeah right, my decision-making skills resemble it.

I am different. That’s my difference.

I am the peanut butter you’ve been craving for!

I am waiting for blessings that aren’t in disguise.

I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.

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