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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go to IKEA, buys the wrong desk, the wrong desk is out of stock, so One arranges a home delivery...

Fuck my life

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

This is why everyone should have a Swedish Friend (TM), to help them in IKEA!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get a bag of tealights though.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

we've only been to Ikea once. Every other time we attempt to go we have a row and go home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is why everyone should have a Swedish Friend (TM), to help them in IKEA!"

Shagtonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you get a bag of tealights though. "

No, I don't buy useless items

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we've only been to Ikea once. Every other time we attempt to go we have a row and go home "

I think I'll start doing that from now on, I wonder if they'll be so kind and deliver me the other desk that I do want

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

One sympathisers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you at least get a hot dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you get a bag of tealights though.

No, I don't buy useless items "

Such excellent self control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to IKEA approx twice a year, wonder around for about an hour, don't buy any thing but give the checkout person £100 as I leave the store and then eat at least three hot dogs!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"we've only been to Ikea once. Every other time we attempt to go we have a row and go home

I think I'll start doing that from now on, I wonder if they'll be so kind and deliver me the other desk that I do want "

ring them up and cry, that's what my sister in law does. It works 9 times out of 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you at least get a hot dog? "

I did, but they didn't give me mustard like requested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you get a bag of tealights though.

No, I don't buy useless items

Such excellent self control "

You were meant to say tight budget

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we've only been to Ikea once. Every other time we attempt to go we have a row and go home

I think I'll start doing that from now on, I wonder if they'll be so kind and deliver me the other desk that I do want

ring them up and cry, that's what my sister in law does. It works 9 times out of 10"

Men don't cry

I might just drive there on the weekend. The desk I'll get is also like £50 cheaper too.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ugh Ikea. It broke me last time I went. Physically and emotionally. I was actually sitting on the floor when at the tills last time I was in such pain .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you at least get a hot dog? "

That's the highlight for me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Go to IKEA, buys the wrong desk, the wrong desk is out of stock, so One arranges a home delivery...

Fuck my life "

Last time we went to IKEA, it was to get stuff to furnish a student flat (pretty much from scratch). We arrived at 7pm and noted the closing time of 10.30pm. The optimist in me made a robust joke about not needing 3hrs+ of our lives to be spent inside. At 10.29pm, furiously driving round the Gemini Retail Park trying to find the separate pick up zone, having eaten no food, I realised the error of my ways. AND we still had to go to the flat to unload. There were no takeaways either - closed at 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we've only been to Ikea once. Every other time we attempt to go we have a row and go home "

We have rowed every time too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to IKEA, buys the wrong desk, the wrong desk is out of stock, so One arranges a home delivery...

Fuck my life

Last time we went to IKEA, it was to get stuff to furnish a student flat (pretty much from scratch). We arrived at 7pm and noted the closing time of 10.30pm. The optimist in me made a robust joke about not needing 3hrs+ of our lives to be spent inside. At 10.29pm, furiously driving round the Gemini Retail Park trying to find the separate pick up zone, having eaten no food, I realised the error of my ways. AND we still had to go to the flat to unload. There were no takeaways either - closed at 10 "

That's what happened! They told me to go to their extra warehouse where they keep some of the stock.

Went there and it was out of stock despite the fact it was in stock when I paid for it.

Well hopefully I'll work my way if I'm lucky if not another trip tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love IKEA, I need to go, but I know I will buy so many things that I won’t be able to get them from car to house... and I hate the flat pack part!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"we've only been to Ikea once. Every other time we attempt to go we have a row and go home

We have rowed every time too. "

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Mutter - Swedish meatballs! Very satifying

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Go to IKEA, buys the wrong desk, the wrong desk is out of stock, so One arranges a home delivery...

Fuck my life

Last time we went to IKEA, it was to get stuff to furnish a student flat (pretty much from scratch). We arrived at 7pm and noted the closing time of 10.30pm. The optimist in me made a robust joke about not needing 3hrs+ of our lives to be spent inside. At 10.29pm, furiously driving round the Gemini Retail Park trying to find the separate pick up zone, having eaten no food, I realised the error of my ways. AND we still had to go to the flat to unload. There were no takeaways either - closed at 10

That's what happened! They told me to go to their extra warehouse where they keep some of the stock.

Went there and it was out of stock despite the fact it was in stock when I paid for it.

Well hopefully I'll work my way if I'm lucky if not another trip tomorrow "

They DID have the thingy my son wanted from the extra pick up zone (a fucking huge desk ) but they had all the bits for INSIDE the wardrobe, but not the outer four walls/top. And they had one mattress but not the second. So we had to go back too

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I love IKEA, I need to go, but I know I will buy so many things that I won’t be able to get them from car to house... and I hate the flat pack part! "

What?!

Apart from the meatballs half way round the flat pack part is the best bit - all that slot part A in part B then turn it over to put part C in part D whilst balancing on one leg is brilliant - like a giant Lego set for adults - spent two blissful days putting all the bits for my daughters bedroom together when it was redecorated

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By *ritladMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Surely it’s all about the balls at IKEA?

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

I've used IKEA for a pre-meet social before now

Ample parking, motorway accessible, somewhere to sit and have a coffee and a chat! And if he's OK putting in a lot of legwork for the modest reward of a hotdog, well, that's the kind of lover I'm after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've used IKEA for a pre-meet social before now

Ample parking, motorway accessible, somewhere to sit and have a coffee and a chat! And if he's OK putting in a lot of legwork for the modest reward of a hotdog, well, that's the kind of lover I'm after "

Better than costa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use an ancient meme

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think we should have a social at an IKEA when it's safer, to at least get some pleasant memories of the place.

We can have snacks, play hide and seek etc. But I'm not going near to at main holiday

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