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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...the people of fab would be surprised by your job title?

I am not asking what your job role is (unless you want to tell us)

But, with the persona you have on fab, do you think everyone would be shocked at what you do to earn pennies?

My job title is as boring as can be

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Yeah I think they might be. I imagine most people think I’m some type of Hollywood star

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I think they might be. I imagine most people think I’m some type of Hollywood star "

I did! Or a socialite of some sort haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job’s are very seasonal, I count the pollen in the summer and work as a waitress in a cocktail bar in the winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the weekends I’m a millionaire astronaut cowboy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure tbh, I guess my job kind of matches my quirkiness.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Yeah I think they might be. I imagine most people think I’m some type of Hollywood star

I did! Or a socialite of some sort haha "

You’ll be disappointed to learn I am in fact just a spy for MI9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I think they might be. I imagine most people think I’m some type of Hollywood star "

I thought you were in HR

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Yeah I think they might be. I imagine most people think I’m some type of Hollywood star

I thought you were in HR "

Hurtful lie. I have far too much pizzazz for anyone to think that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I think they might be. I imagine most people think I’m some type of Hollywood star

I did! Or a socialite of some sort haha

You’ll be disappointed to learn I am in fact just a spy for MI9 "

Well seeing as you have just out say you might get demoted to MI5 5.

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

I would say so yes

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I think people might be surprised by mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I’m as boring as my job is

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm a software tester. The only reason people are surprised by that in general is that they didn't know that is a job a lot of people do. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to drag the dead cowboys out from behind the screen at the cinema, but since lockdown the cinema work is a bit scarce, so now I spend my days managing building jobs and doing CAD drawings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly, my workmates sure would be shocked I'm on here though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a commercial insurance broker.

We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.

Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.

It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.

It's basically for the rich people.

Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.

Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a commercial insurance broker.

We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.

Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.

It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.

It's basically for the rich people.

Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.

Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood

"

Why are some of your clients biscuits ?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Doubt anyone would expect me to be an Epidemiologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a personal banker, so pretty boring

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"At the weekends I’m a millionaire astronaut cowboy. "

Did we meet you at a space cowboy convention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prison worker by night and now also packing random shit in a warehouse also by night.

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By *attM73Man
over a year ago

Oldham


"...the people of fab would be surprised by your job title?

I am not asking what your job role is (unless you want to tell us)

But, with the persona you have on fab, do you think everyone would be shocked at what you do to earn pennies?

My job title is as boring as can be "
I’m a full time pussy licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I think they might be. I imagine most people think I’m some type of Hollywood star

I thought you were in HR "

Knew I'd seen her before. She was played by George Clooney wasn't she?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My job title is very long, but it starts with "Programme Manager"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a commercial insurance broker.

We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.

Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.

It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.

It's basically for the rich people.

Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.

Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood

Why are some of your clients biscuits ?"

It's funny on the letters.

Addressing some as The Rt Hon Viscount.....

The tricky thing is getting the salutations correct

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I sit by the pool all day perving pics on fab.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Im a commercial insurance broker.

We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.

Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.

It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.

It's basically for the rich people.

Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.

Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood

Why are some of your clients biscuits ?

It's funny on the letters.

Addressing some as The Rt Hon Viscount.....

The tricky thing is getting the salutations correct "

Are they mint Viscounts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a commercial insurance broker.

We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.

Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.

It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.

It's basically for the rich people.

Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.

Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood

Why are some of your clients biscuits ?

It's funny on the letters.

Addressing some as The Rt Hon Viscount.....

The tricky thing is getting the salutations correct

Are they mint Viscounts? "

The funny thing is, when someone is a Viscount, you address them as Lord (then their surname)

I've never worked out why, and the boffins in the office dont know either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a software tester. The only reason people are surprised by that in general is that they didn't know that is a job a lot of people do. Luke "

It certainly is and a crucial role in the gaming industry

My son is a game developer (scripter) and the quality analysts they employ get paid well for what they do, it's a bit more complex than just testing the games but that is essentially what they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm medically retired now, but used to work in debt collection. We helped big business and chased big businesses for money. I soon discovered that absolutely anyone can try and dodge paying, even celebrities!!! The day I was due to ring one to say "please pay what you owe", it got sorted, so I didn't have to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a cat herder. Someone’s gotta do it.

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

I'm a perpetrator specialist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work for Debenhams Style Cafe ( white rose shopping centre ) unfortunately me & my colleagues got made redundant due to the covid 19 , I’m still looking for payed employment , but I’m not sure if to wait until next year as I don’t want to get back into a job and end up back at square one unless the covid spikes again .

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I work nightshift in a dementia unit. We do 12hr shifts and it can be stressful and demanding but i love my job very much.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clue to my former role is in my username, and I think I have a picture in private that shows it. Now my work is far more mainstream and I'm a self employed contractor for a massive company. Surprisingly a company that banished me when I worked directly for them for calling them all inept, but was happy to pay me twice the rate to sort out their problems when I was proven right. Its a funny world.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know."

Full time bad bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work nightshift in a dementia unit. We do 12hr shifts and it can be stressful and demanding but i love my job very much."

That's an amazing job you do.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know."

I’m guessing you’re in marketing, just an Inkling

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know."

Enforcer for the mob?

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I am a teacher very stressful and now even more pressure with covid 19

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know.

Full time bad bitch? "

Wait, what about basic or have I been demoted?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know.

Full time bad bitch?

Wait, what about basic or have I been demoted? "

Promoted, for being so fine

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I work nightshift in a dementia unit. We do 12hr shifts and it can be stressful and demanding but i love my job very much.

That's an amazing job you do.

Thank you

"

Thanks. Nice to know we are appreciated as it has been really tough lately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet nobody will guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current job isnt really my career or what I expect to be doing in five yrs time so I don't know. It's pretty boring but one of the best jobs Ive had, and it suits me down to the ground, being boring and an enjoyer of the ground of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet nobody will guess! "

You’re a cobbler ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit by the pool all day perving pics on fab.

"

How do you apply for that job? Can you send the application form?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in mental health so complete opposite to my fab self.. fabs a bit of light relief!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Bet nobody will guess! "

Thought you were Beelzebub?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I sit by the pool all day perving pics on fab.

How do you apply for that job? Can you send the application form?"

That’s my dream job.

I’m a Physician Educator and I audit medical records for a large medical practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Lily. Nope, I don’t think people would be surprised by my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work nightshift in a dementia unit. We do 12hr shifts and it can be stressful and demanding but i love my job very much.

That's an amazing job you do.

Thank you

Thanks. Nice to know we are appreciated as it has been really tough lately."

I can believe it.

Especially with them not understanding what's happening and family not able to visit.

It's comforting knowing there are people like you to be there for them

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Retired and guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Retired and guess"

Air hostess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are usually surprised at what I do as it is not really 'work' in any real sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ... I don’t think people would be surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I think people would be surprised actually. A lot of men, judging by the messages I get, assume I'm thick because I'm blonde and show my boobs. Maybe women think that too, I just only get messages from guys generally.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Yes I think people would be surprised actually. A lot of men, judging by the messages I get, assume I'm thick because I'm blonde and show my boobs. Maybe women think that too, I just only get messages from guys generally."

I reckon education or recruitment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Not necessarily surprised at the field, but are intrigued at the niche part of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely.

However I think my work would be more shocked if they knew I was on here.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"...the people of fab would be surprised by your job title?

I am not asking what your job role is (unless you want to tell us)

But, with the persona you have on fab, do you think everyone would be shocked at what you do to earn pennies?

My job title is as boring as can be "

My job is as dull as dishwater to most people but I love it. Am not sure how surprised people might be if they knew though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are surprised by my job when they feel my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me "

Traffic warden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are surprised by my job when they feel my hands"

The guy who stuffs chicken kievs with creamy garlic sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me

Traffic warden"

Ha no, but probably disliked just as much, if not more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Retired and guess

Air hostess? "

I like the way you dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me

Traffic warden

Ha no, but probably disliked just as much, if not more!"

Are you a single man on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I think people would be surprised actually. A lot of men, judging by the messages I get, assume I'm thick because I'm blonde and show my boobs. Maybe women think that too, I just only get messages from guys generally."

Long distance lorry driver ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt it.

I’m just your average legal secretary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me

Traffic warden

Ha no, but probably disliked just as much, if not more!

Are you a single man on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are surprised by my job when they feel my hands

The guy who stuffs chicken kievs with creamy garlic sauce"

Thankfully not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I have a job title, I can tell you what I do but that’s about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're both artists. Anyone surprised?

Didn't think so

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’d be very surprised

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

If I wasn’t a company director I would definitely have been a porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're both artists. Anyone surprised?

Didn't think so

Lu "

What do you paint? (style)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think so.

I certainly wouldn't want my employers to know!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Not at all. Some know what I do for a living and think it suits me fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're both artists. Anyone surprised?

Didn't think so

Lu

What do you paint? (style)"

More tattoo artist than painter these days...tho I do still paint...working on an acrylic piece for a Xmas gift now actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're both artists. Anyone surprised?

Didn't think so

Lu

What do you paint? (style)

More tattoo artist than painter these days...tho I do still paint...working on an acrylic piece for a Xmas gift now actually "

Amazing

I'm so jealous of those who can paint.

I'm ok if I have something to copy, but I'm rubbish if it's something from memory or imagination.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I think most people would wonder what the hell it is that I actually do...it's a ridiculous corporate bollocks job title that's far longer than necessary yet still doesn't really explain my role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think people would be surprised to find out I’m a witch doctor.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Retired and guess

Air hostess? "

Lol,I am the retired one.

Can't see Mr M as an air hostess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a guess at mine. Actually, I've just mentioned it in another thread asking for advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think people would be surprised I'm allowed to work with other people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're both artists. Anyone surprised?

Didn't think so

Lu

What do you paint? (style)

More tattoo artist than painter these days...tho I do still paint...working on an acrylic piece for a Xmas gift now actually

Amazing

I'm so jealous of those who can paint.

I'm ok if I have something to copy, but I'm rubbish if it's something from memory or imagination."

One thing I've always had is my imagination...its vivid and prolly a tad warped

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