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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NARRATOR -

Well everyone is still partying hard. The hot tub cleaning company have never been so gainfully employed. Thank God I'm not paying the bill.

Maddie is falling deeper in love with everyone.

Cindi is not someone you can open presents from in front of your parents.

Wookie is strutting his stuff impressing all the ladies.

The only person not happy is Wonko who IS RIGHT. Christmas DOES NOT START TILL THE 18th!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oh cheer up Mr humbug ...you might pull a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's present time everyone!!!

Miles went to the sex shop today for me with a shopping list and they are all ready for you.

Please let us know what you got.

And remember, I made the shopping list, so there's loads of different goodies for all.

Don't forget to pick up your present on your way into the thread and tell us what you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Humbug I need to have a word with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Humbug I need to have a word with you!"

Just the one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh cheer up Mr humbug ...you might pull a cracker "

The only thing I'm pulling is myself

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo a jewelled butt plug ..how did you know blue was my favourite colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo a jewelled butt plug ..how did you know blue was my favourite colour? "

Yey I'm so happy you like it.

It vibrates also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Humbug I need to have a word with you!

Just the one?"

I haven't finished with you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ooo a jewelled butt plug ..how did you know blue was my favourite colour?

Yey I'm so happy you like it.

It vibrates also"

ooooo ...oooooo ...eeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Humbug I need to have a word with you!

Just the one?

I haven't finished with you"

You didn't start with me. You were loured away by cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Humbug I need to have a word with you!

Just the one?

I haven't finished with you

You didn't start with me. You were loured away by cookies "

I was only talking. I'll warm my hand up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say presents..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Buzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Humbug I need to have a word with you!"

Get him Beautiful...

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did somebody say presents..

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What did you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buzzzzzz "

Someome is enjoying theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HEY WONKO ....

I do EVERYONE.... ESPECIALLY OUR WONDERFUL LITTLE BEAUTIFUL CRAZY AMAZING DYSFUNCTIONAL HOT TUB FAMILY...

Excuse me Sir there is a Big Difference in Falling in Love with someone and Loving someone... Different things you know...

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine ... next Cinders....

PLEAAAAASSSSEEEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine ... next Cinders....

PLEAAAAASSSSEEEEE "

Tell us what you got, it's a pick n mix.

But remember, Miles went with my shopping list to the sex store for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did somebody say presents..

What did you get? "

Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh I love it...

A white Naughty Nurse outfit...

White Fish next stockings... Red Garter set and matching white panties.... and Red Heels....

Thank you Cindi...

YOU ARE THE BEST....

Ohhhh and a Set to play Naughty Nurse....

Mads blushes.... She's not even sure what some of these things are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did somebody say presents..

What did you get?

Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh I love it...

A white Naughty Nurse outfit...

White Fish next stockings... Red Garter set and matching white panties.... and Red Heels....

Thank you Cindi...

YOU ARE THE BEST....

Ohhhh and a Set to play Naughty Nurse....

Mads blushes.... She's not even sure what some of these things are!!

"

Yey!

I'm so pleased you got the right present

There's some nasty surprises in them and I'm happy you got the right one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did somebody say presents..

What did you get?

Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh I love it...

A white Naughty Nurse outfit...

White Fish next stockings... Red Garter set and matching white panties.... and Red Heels....

Thank you Cindi...

YOU ARE THE BEST....

Ohhhh and a Set to play Naughty Nurse....

Mads blushes.... She's not even sure what some of these things are!!

Yey!

I'm so pleased you got the right present

There's some nasty surprises in them and I'm happy you got the right one "

I'll pass this evening as some thing tells me ALL presents are rigged for Cinders amusement.

* still wielding Mjolnir*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's present time everyone!!!

Miles went to the sex shop today for me with a shopping list and they are all ready for you.

Please let us know what you got.

And remember, I made the shopping list, so there's loads of different goodies for all.

Don't forget to pick up your present on your way into the thread and tell us what you got

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS! "

Hi Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did somebody say presents..

What did you get?

Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh I love it...

A white Naughty Nurse outfit...

White Fish next stockings... Red Garter set and matching white panties.... and Red Heels....

Thank you Cindi...

YOU ARE THE BEST....

Ohhhh and a Set to play Naughty Nurse....

Mads blushes.... She's not even sure what some of these things are!!

Yey!

I'm so pleased you got the right present

There's some nasty surprises in them and I'm happy you got the right one "

Thank you I love it...now I just have to find someone to play Naughty Nurse with....

*Looks around the Hot Tub Party*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Hi Jimmy "

Hey Mads, how you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS! "

Good Evening.........Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Good Evening.........Sir "

Howdy Cinders.

What's shakin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Hi Jimmy

Hey Mads, how you doing? "

I'm good Cutie... ohhhhh I'm just reading up on Magic tricks and voodoo and super powers and Stuff...!! How are you Jimmy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Good Evening.........Sir

Howdy Cinders.

What's shakin? "

My ass

I hope work wasn't too stressful for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late for a few drinks and a seat in the hot tub Maddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late for a few drinks and a seat in the hot tub Maddie "

Never Jack come on in my Friend... grab us some drinks lets chill in the hot tub... I've had a long day !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Good Evening.........Sir

Howdy Cinders.

What's shakin?

My ass

I hope work wasn't too stressful for you"

Nothing a few flakes of Mjolnir won't fix. *shakes Mjolnir menacingly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Hi Jimmy

Hey Mads, how you doing?

I'm good Cutie... ohhhhh I'm just reading up on Magic tricks and voodoo and super powers and Stuff...!! How are you Jimmy?"

J sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late for a few drinks and a seat in the hot tub Maddie

Never Jack come on in my Friend... grab us some drinks lets chill in the hot tub... I've had a long day !! "

On route Maddie i will get a couple of drinks and chill with you in the hot tub x 2 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Cindi hands out the spanking paddles to the willing men and she positions herself bent over a table with her skirt lifted up for fun time*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi hands out the spanking paddles to the willing men and she positions herself bent over a table with her skirt lifted up for fun time* "

I am lucky enough to get a spanking paddle and im 1st in the queue to help cindi out x

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over a year ago


"*Cindi hands out the spanking paddles to the willing men and she positions herself bent over a table with her skirt lifted up for fun time*

I am lucky enough to get a spanking paddle and im 1st in the queue to help cindi out x "

*Assumes the position and giggles innocently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Hi Jimmy

Hey Mads, how you doing?

I'm good Cutie... ohhhhh I'm just reading up on Magic tricks and voodoo and super powers and Stuff...!! How are you Jimmy?

J sad. "

Awwwww why are You sad....Do you need a hug ...

Or maybe a Puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi hands out the spanking paddles to the willing men and she positions herself bent over a table with her skirt lifted up for fun time*

I am lucky enough to get a spanking paddle and im 1st in the queue to help cindi out x

*Assumes the position and giggles innocently* "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Good Evening.........Sir

Howdy Cinders.

What's shakin?

My ass

I hope work wasn't too stressful for you

Nothing a few flakes of Mjolnir won't fix. *shakes Mjolnir menacingly*"

Yippeeeeeeee

I'm like a in heat tonight.

Cindi is feeling naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Good Evening.........Sir

Howdy Cinders.

What's shakin?

My ass

I hope work wasn't too stressful for you

Nothing a few flakes of Mjolnir won't fix. *shakes Mjolnir menacingly*

Yippeeeeeeee

I'm like a in heat tonight.

Cindi is feeling naughty

"

*kaa-pow* invokes the power of Mjolnir and seers Cinders ass to a cinder with a lightning bolt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Good Evening.........Sir

Howdy Cinders.

What's shakin?

My ass

I hope work wasn't too stressful for you

Nothing a few flakes of Mjolnir won't fix. *shakes Mjolnir menacingly*

Yippeeeeeeee

I'm like a in heat tonight.

Cindi is feeling naughty

*kaa-pow* invokes the power of Mjolnir and seers Cinders ass to a cinder with a lightning bolt. "

Again! Again! Again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh by the way, HOWDY CHAPS!

Good Evening.........Sir

Howdy Cinders.

What's shakin?

My ass

I hope work wasn't too stressful for you

Nothing a few flakes of Mjolnir won't fix. *shakes Mjolnir menacingly*

Yippeeeeeeee

I'm like a in heat tonight.

Cindi is feeling naughty

*kaa-pow* invokes the power of Mjolnir and seers Cinders ass to a cinder with a lightning bolt.

Again! Again! Again!

"

What?? Again????

HEIMDAL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Miles pops in and sees gift wrapping and unwrapped presents everywhere. A wonderful Christmas party and he see everyone is happy with the toys from the list Cindi provided him with. He had some very strange looks from the lady at the shop who couldn't quite marry the image of this chap in his 3-piece suit with the one asking for all manner of toys that he'd never even heard of.

The cleaners have arrived.

Miles is happy to see everyone enjoying themselves at the BEST party.

CINDI's rather seared derriere needs attention. He applies a special ointment to it that should have it back to its smooth, soft, rounded, inviting and teasing vision by the morning, ready for her to assume her position again. Yes, Cindi, it is ointment prescribed by the top physician from Asgard for burns inflicted by Mjolnir, not some other ointment provided by 'me'.

RED's 'reindeer' has certainly changed Miles's image of Rudolph's red nose forever.

MADISON, the hostess with the MOSTEST, another wildly successful PARTYYYY. Miles LOVES the dress and she is enchanting in it.

Miles has MISSED his LOVELY LADIES!!

Miles opens a bottle of sparkling water and heads for his room upstairs. His ladies can visit any time they would like to say hello. Miles needs a little more rest but can head off on errands as and when needed. He leaves the cleaners to transform the room back to its festive cheer by the morning, ready to receive the guests for breakfast.

Long may the mayhem continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning hot tubers

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Is it morning. Not feeling good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it morning. Not feeling good "
offers cuddles to cheer you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Miles pops in and sees gift wrapping and unwrapped presents everywhere. A wonderful Christmas party and he see everyone is happy with the toys from the list Cindi provided him with. He had some very strange looks from the lady at the shop who couldn't quite marry the image of this chap in his 3-piece suit with the one asking for all manner of toys that he'd never even heard of.

The cleaners have arrived.

Miles is happy to see everyone enjoying themselves at the BEST party.

CINDI's rather seared derriere needs attention. He applies a special ointment to it that should have it back to its smooth, soft, rounded, inviting and teasing vision by the morning, ready for her to assume her position again. Yes, Cindi, it is ointment prescribed by the top physician from Asgard for burns inflicted by Mjolnir, not some other ointment provided by 'me'.

RED's 'reindeer' has certainly changed Miles's image of Rudolph's red nose forever.

MADISON, the hostess with the MOSTEST, another wildly successful PARTYYYY. Miles LOVES the dress and she is enchanting in it.

Miles has MISSED his LOVELY LADIES!!

Miles opens a bottle of sparkling water and heads for his room upstairs. His ladies can visit any time they would like to say hello. Miles needs a little more rest but can head off on errands as and when needed. He leaves the cleaners to transform the room back to its festive cheer by the morning, ready to receive the guests for breakfast.

Long may the mayhem continue.

"

Miles!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy chaps!

I detect a lull in the proceedings.

Normal service shall be resumed later.

Gotta crank it up for the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delivery from naked wines due today, should add some fizz to the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Delivery from naked wines due today, should add some fizz to the party "

Get them to add a few bottles of the golden nectar would you.

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over a year ago


"* Miles pops in and sees gift wrapping and unwrapped presents everywhere. A wonderful Christmas party and he see everyone is happy with the toys from the list Cindi provided him with. He had some very strange looks from the lady at the shop who couldn't quite marry the image of this chap in his 3-piece suit with the one asking for all manner of toys that he'd never even heard of.

The cleaners have arrived.

Miles is happy to see everyone enjoying themselves at the BEST party.

CINDI's rather seared derriere needs attention. He applies a special ointment to it that should have it back to its smooth, soft, rounded, inviting and teasing vision by the morning, ready for her to assume her position again. Yes, Cindi, it is ointment prescribed by the top physician from Asgard for burns inflicted by Mjolnir, not some other ointment provided by 'me'.

RED's 'reindeer' has certainly changed Miles's image of Rudolph's red nose forever.

MADISON, the hostess with the MOSTEST, another wildly successful PARTYYYY. Miles LOVES the dress and she is enchanting in it.

Miles has MISSED his LOVELY LADIES!!

Miles opens a bottle of sparkling water and heads for his room upstairs. His ladies can visit any time they would like to say hello. Miles needs a little more rest but can head off on errands as and when needed. He leaves the cleaners to transform the room back to its festive cheer by the morning, ready to receive the guests for breakfast.

Long may the mayhem continue.

"

MILES ..... OHHHHHH I'VE MISSED YOU SO... so whats for Breakfast ?;-)

Xoxoxo

Madison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAPPY HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

And Good morning to my Favorite people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Mads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning hot tubers "

Good morning Wookie... hey you have some cuddles for me... I need them....

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over a year ago


"Morning Mads. "

Good Morning J

Happy Happy Friday !!

We made it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mads.

Good Morning J

Happy Happy Friday !!

We made it ..."

Indeed we did, was it ever in doubt!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mads.

Good Morning J

Happy Happy Friday !!

We made it ...

Indeed we did, was it ever in doubt! "

No NEVER

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Oh, I forgot Wookie!! Come here and give me a squeeze.

Now, make me breakfast, would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back once again for the renegade master D4 damager power to the people.

Back once again for the renegade master D4 damager with the ill behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx"

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonko was right"

Wonko is never wrong. the sooner you learn this the better it will be for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GOOD MORNING WONKO-Bear

I DO LOVE YOU A LITTLE EXTRA TODAY ...CLASSIC MADS

Now come give me a big ole hug and Kiss ....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful..."

Thank you gorgeous!

I'm rather partial to both Thor AND Loki. Can we do swapsies half way through....? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko was right

Wonko is never wrong. the sooner you learn this the better it will be for you "

OMG JINX ...I WAS POSTING TO YOU AT THE SAME TIME... KINDA SCARY RIGHT...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, so far I have tried to follow the bubbles, dropped my shorts and waited to be led, stood under the mistletoe, even donned a mankini and I still can't find this bloody hot tub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful...

Thank you gorgeous!

I'm rather partial to both Thor AND Loki. Can we do swapsies half way through....? Xx"

Hmmmmm DO I have to Share Loki?? Uggggh well I guess I will with you... Thor is ok ... BUT HE IS NO LOKI well if I share him with anyone it would be you...

One day there's going to be a hot tub wedding..... BUT NOT IN VEGAS

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over a year ago


"So, so far I have tried to follow the bubbles, dropped my shorts and waited to be led, stood under the mistletoe, even donned a mankini and I still can't find this bloody hot tub! "

That will change later pal, of that there us no doubt.

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over a year ago


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful...

Thank you gorgeous!

I'm rather partial to both Thor AND Loki. Can we do swapsies half way through....? Xx

Hmmmmm DO I have to Share Loki?? Uggggh well I guess I will with you... Thor is ok ... BUT HE IS NO LOKI well if I share him with anyone it would be you...

One day there's going to be a hot tub wedding..... BUT NOT IN VEGAS "

Something tells me its not Thor and Loki you like.. But their "hammer" And "shaft"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful...

Thank you gorgeous!

I'm rather partial to both Thor AND Loki. Can we do swapsies half way through....? Xx

Hmmmmm DO I have to Share Loki?? Uggggh well I guess I will with you... Thor is ok ... BUT HE IS NO LOKI well if I share him with anyone it would be you...

One day there's going to be a hot tub wedding..... BUT NOT IN VEGAS

Something tells me its not Thor and Loki you like.. But their "hammer" And "shaft"

"

She told me she wanted Hawkeye's big weapon. Pfffffft

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"So, so far I have tried to follow the bubbles, dropped my shorts and waited to be led, stood under the mistletoe, even donned a mankini and I still can't find this bloody hot tub! "

Oh, dear. Now that sexy bod is one I need to see in the hot tub stat!!

Just follow the squeals and giggling - mostly Cindi - and step right in, handsome. Xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful...

Thank you gorgeous!

I'm rather partial to both Thor AND Loki. Can we do swapsies half way through....? Xx

Hmmmmm DO I have to Share Loki?? Uggggh well I guess I will with you... Thor is ok ... BUT HE IS NO LOKI well if I share him with anyone it would be you...

One day there's going to be a hot tub wedding..... BUT NOT IN VEGAS

Something tells me its not Thor and Loki you like.. But their "hammer" And "shaft"

"

Oh I do love Mjolnir, Jimmy. And I love the way you grip it, just so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Cindi walks back over to the BBQ, throws another chicken on it and lights the flames*

"Oh sexy God of suits!

I bow before you and offer this sacrifice in your name.

May you once again honour us with your presence so we can take off your jacket, roll up your sleeves, slacken your tie and undo the top 3 buttons on your shirt.

We are mere mortal perves and require you to be with us to bring your charm, humour, kindness and innocence.

Please hear my prayer and return to us in mortal form"

*Cindi bows to the floor, stands up and goes back to the bar to prepare drinks for everyone*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue.*

Miles!!!!!

"

My darling girl!! How is your derriere? You certainly DRAINED me after our little escapade to your boudoir!

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over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue.*

Miles!!!!!

My darling girl!! How is your derriere? You certainly DRAINED me after our little escapade to your boudoir! "

That was quick

I need to offer more sacrifices

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over a year ago


" Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx"

Thank you for the company RED. I'm rather better rested now. I can't help squeezing Rudolph's nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue. *

MILES ..... OHHHHHH I'VE MISSED YOU SO... so whats for Breakfast ?;-)

Xoxoxo

Madison "

I've MISSED you as well my dear. It's the weekend, I think it's time you slipped out of those scrubs into your little nurse's uniform to administer some party loving this weekend.

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over a year ago


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful..."

Hold on, I know LOKI well. We're rather similar, in fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful...

Thank you gorgeous!

I'm rather partial to both Thor AND Loki. Can we do swapsies half way through....? Xx

Hmmmmm DO I have to Share Loki?? Uggggh well I guess I will with you... Thor is ok ... BUT HE IS NO LOKI well if I share him with anyone it would be you...

One day there's going to be a hot tub wedding..... BUT NOT IN VEGAS "

WELLL.....if you don't want to share, I am a pretty good LOKI substitute. Dark hair, mischievous, accent, not quite as handsome but I can blindfold you......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi walks back over to the BBQ, throws another chicken on it and lights the flames*

"Oh sexy God of suits!

I bow before you and offer this sacrifice in your name.

May you once again honour us with your presence so we can take off your jacket, roll up your sleeves, slacken your tie and undo the top 3 buttons on your shirt.

We are mere mortal perves and require you to be with us to bring your charm, humour, kindness and innocence.

Please hear my prayer and return to us in mortal form"

*Cindi bows to the floor, stands up and goes back to the bar to prepare drinks for everyone*"

YOU really want this boring sounding God????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Cindi walks back over to the BBQ, throws another chicken on it and lights the flames*

"Oh sexy God of suits!

I bow before you and offer this sacrifice in your name.

May you once again honour us with your presence so we can take off your jacket, roll up your sleeves, slacken your tie and undo the top 3 buttons on your shirt.

We are mere mortal perves and require you to be with us to bring your charm, humour, kindness and innocence.

Please hear my prayer and return to us in mortal form"

*Cindi bows to the floor, stands up and goes back to the bar to prepare drinks for everyone*

YOU really want this boring sounding God???? "

My prayers have been answered!!

We need more chickens to sacrifice, Cindi has many desires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue.*

Miles!!!!!

My darling girl!! How is your derriere? You certainly DRAINED me after our little escapade to your boudoir!

That was quick

I need to offer more sacrifices "

Wait.....what? Me? Is that why I was suddenly imbued with a misguided sense of sexiness in a suit???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue.*

Miles!!!!!

My darling girl!! How is your derriere? You certainly DRAINED me after our little escapade to your boudoir!

That was quick

I need to offer more sacrifices

Wait.....what? Me? Is that why I was suddenly imbued with a misguided sense of sexiness in a suit???"

I've missed you

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue.*

Miles!!!!!

My darling girl!! How is your derriere? You certainly DRAINED me after our little escapade to your boudoir!

That was quick

I need to offer more sacrifices

Wait.....what? Me? Is that why I was suddenly imbued with a misguided sense of sexiness in a suit???

I've missed you

Welcome back "

Not as much as I've missed my little angel in the guise of a wanton harlot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue.*

Miles!!!!!

My darling girl!! How is your derriere? You certainly DRAINED me after our little escapade to your boudoir!

That was quick

I need to offer more sacrifices

Wait.....what? Me? Is that why I was suddenly imbued with a misguided sense of sexiness in a suit???

I've missed you

Welcome back

Not as much as I've missed my little angel in the guise of a wanton harlot!"

Dammit!

I've been rumbled

Would you like a hot cocoa and we can get cosy in the cushion area and you can tell me about your travels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue.*

Miles!!!!!

My darling girl!! How is your derriere? You certainly DRAINED me after our little escapade to your boudoir!

That was quick

I need to offer more sacrifices

Wait.....what? Me? Is that why I was suddenly imbued with a misguided sense of sexiness in a suit???

I've missed you

Welcome back

Not as much as I've missed my little angel in the guise of a wanton harlot!

Dammit!

I've been rumbled

Would you like a hot cocoa and we can get cosy in the cushion area and you can tell me about your travels "

Oops...shhh, I don't think anyone heard my "angel" comment.

Hot chocolate would be lovely. You crack out the milk, I'll whip the cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue.*

Miles!!!!!

My darling girl!! How is your derriere? You certainly DRAINED me after our little escapade to your boudoir!

That was quick

I need to offer more sacrifices

Wait.....what? Me? Is that why I was suddenly imbued with a misguided sense of sexiness in a suit???

I've missed you

Welcome back

Not as much as I've missed my little angel in the guise of a wanton harlot!

Dammit!

I've been rumbled

Would you like a hot cocoa and we can get cosy in the cushion area and you can tell me about your travels

Oops...shhh, I don't think anyone heard my "angel" comment.

Hot chocolate would be lovely. You crack out the milk, I'll whip the cream."

Make sure it's shaken, not stirred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Long may the mayhem continue.*

Miles!!!!!

My darling girl!! How is your derriere? You certainly DRAINED me after our little escapade to your boudoir!

That was quick

I need to offer more sacrifices

Wait.....what? Me? Is that why I was suddenly imbued with a misguided sense of sexiness in a suit???

I've missed you

Welcome back "

THIS RIGHT HERE YOU GUYS ( YOU 2) OF MY MOST FAVORITE PEOPLE.... IVE MISSED THIS SO so much ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful...

Thank you gorgeous!

I'm rather partial to both Thor AND Loki. Can we do swapsies half way through....? Xx

Hmmmmm DO I have to Share Loki?? Uggggh well I guess I will with you... Thor is ok ... BUT HE IS NO LOKI well if I share him with anyone it would be you...

One day there's going to be a hot tub wedding..... BUT NOT IN VEGAS

Something tells me its not Thor and Loki you like.. But their "hammer" And "shaft"

Oh I do love Mjolnir, Jimmy. And I love the way you grip it, just so "

I'll swing it for you later my dear. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this thread .... and every one of you Crazy wonderful dysfunctional People (My Fab Family) you each make it what it is !!!! ***sigh***

Grouphug

NOW STOP IT DAMMIT MY MASCARA AIN'T CHEAP GUYS!! HAVE A GREAT DAY MY DEARS.... I will see you tonight when I cannonball into the hot tub.....

NOW WHERE IS SIGMA 'S SEXY ASS .... I GOTTA PRATICE MY LANDING ...TELL HIM TO LEAVE HIS NUTS AT HOME THIS TIME.... AND WHERES MY WONKO .... I WANNA SPLASH HIM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Mads, morning everyone!!

Sounds like you all had a fabulous night.

Jimmy, I'm still waiting for Thor & Loki

Cindi, I hope your botty is healing up nicely.

Miles! Lovely to see you again. I'm so happy you're enjoying your rest - and occasional shopping trip for Cindi

Wonko, it's nearly Christmas, so put a smile on yourself

Maddie - you look fantastic in your naughty Nurse outfit! I've just opened my present & I have a sexy Mrs Claus outfit - red fishnets, red micro minidress, edged with fur, & a jaunty Santa hat. I shall wear it with my red stilletos later tonight.

Now, I'm off to have a little snooze next to Miles. He's promised to spoon me xx

Good morning Red.... you always Brighten my Day Beautiful

You are going to look Fablous in that outfit .... Can't wait to see you in it!! You should wear it tonight!!

Hey I want Loki for for Christmas.... in a Big Red Bow ... Wonko was right Now thats someone I'm Deeply in love with

Pfffft you can have Thor my love I for one will take the Naughty Micheviois Loki.... Always!!

Snuggle Miles good ... he does give good snuggles!! OHHH and Have a wonderful day Beautiful...

Thank you gorgeous!

I'm rather partial to both Thor AND Loki. Can we do swapsies half way through....? Xx

Hmmmmm DO I have to Share Loki?? Uggggh well I guess I will with you... Thor is ok ... BUT HE IS NO LOKI well if I share him with anyone it would be you...

One day there's going to be a hot tub wedding..... BUT NOT IN VEGAS

Something tells me its not Thor and Loki you like.. But their "hammer" And "shaft"

Oh I do love Mjolnir, Jimmy. And I love the way you grip it, just so

I'll swing it for you later my dear. x"

JINX J.... GEEZ QUIT PERFECTLY TIMING YOYR STUFF

#HOWDOYOUDOTHAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miles

Would you like to join me for some hot cocoa? I have two cups with Marshmallows... extra We can sit on the new swing... its right by a beautiful flower garden Esmerelda planted.... we may even see some beautiful butterflies flutter by... they are drawn to the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookie... you got your jeans and cowboy boots on.... I feel like "slow dancing in a parking lot" this morning...

DJ LOOK PLEASE LOOK UP JORDAN DAVIS SLIW DANCING IN A PARKING LOT... THANKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh Sir olovingman I'm ready for my Friday coffee.... good morning handsome... ohhh and that santa hat looks fabulous on you.... keep rocking it

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 Baby....

OHHH GEEZ WONKO WAS RIGHT ... I DO JUST KEEP FALLING MORE DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE...

Xoxo

NARRATOR:WELL MADISON WONKO IS ALWys right my Dear....

MADS: You're damn right he is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*"

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I need that coffee STAT I CAN'T TYPE CLEARLY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I beg your pardon Madison, I didn't hear you. I'm coming.

It is lovely here. Cindi has had to pop upstairs to have a rest. Esmerelda certainly has green fingers. Ah, the butterflies are drawn to the queen of social buttreflies.

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over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around.... "

yes we can

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around.... "

(Sneaks up behind her and squeezes her bum).

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Right then I’m jumping in, bollock naked watch out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Cinders

Have a Fablous day my Sweet Friend ..

Try not to be too rough on our Boys.... nawwwww go ahead they need it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right then I’m jumping in, bollock naked watch out. "

FIDDLES.... MADDIE RUNS AND jumps into his arms... Take me to the hot Tub you sexy man you!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Right then I’m jumping in, bollock naked watch out.

FIDDLES.... MADDIE RUNS AND jumps into his arms... Take me to the hot Tub you sexy man you!! "

Just perch on this it’ll help support you, I think I’ll need to put my face in your boobs.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Right then I’m jumping in, bollock naked watch out. "

Hi you nice to see you in the hot tub. Would you like to cum on my tits

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Right then I’m jumping in, bollock naked watch out.

Hi you nice to see you in the hot tub. Would you like to cum on my tits "

You know what, I would love that thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

(Sneaks up behind her and squeezes her bum). "

Ohhhhhh Santa Baby...

Hurry down my chimney tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can "

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Right then I’m jumping in, bollock naked watch out.

Hi you nice to see you in the hot tub. Would you like to cum on my tits

You know what, I would love that thank you "

Just slide your cock in between my tits I'll suck it clean for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back once again for the renegade master D4 damager power to the people.

Back once again for the renegade master D4 damager with the ill behaviour.

"

FINISH THEM BEAUTIFUL.....

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over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY... "

Black scrubs and no knickers

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over a year ago


"I beg your pardon Madison, I didn't hear you. I'm coming.

It is lovely here. Cindi has had to pop upstairs to have a rest. Esmerelda certainly has green fingers. Ah, the butterflies are drawn to the queen of social buttreflies."

Hello Miles Heres your cocoa... careful its hot. It's wonderful having you here. Let's just enjoy the sunshine.

Looook there's those butterflies!!

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over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers"

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me "

But wait... does that mean you saw me last night too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me "

you could have put a nice bra on though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

"

You truly are all powerful...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Right then I’m jumping in, bollock naked watch out.

Hi you nice to see you in the hot tub. Would you like to cum on my tits

You know what, I would love that thank you

Just slide your cock in between my tits I'll suck it clean for you "

Ooh that’s nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

But wait... does that mean you saw me last night too... "

i saw more than i wanted too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I beg your pardon Madison, I didn't hear you. I'm coming.

It is lovely here. Cindi has had to pop upstairs to have a rest. Esmerelda certainly has green fingers. Ah, the butterflies are drawn to the queen of social buttreflies.

Hello Miles Heres your cocoa... careful its hot. It's wonderful having you here. Let's just enjoy the sunshine.

Looook there's those butterflies!!

"

Thanks very much. Whipped cream and all. Yummy!! It's a lovely tranquil corner in your party!! I love it here.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx

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over a year ago


"I beg your pardon Madison, I didn't hear you. I'm coming.

It is lovely here. Cindi has had to pop upstairs to have a rest. Esmerelda certainly has green fingers. Ah, the butterflies are drawn to the queen of social buttreflies.

Hello Miles Heres your cocoa... careful its hot. It's wonderful having you here. Let's just enjoy the sunshine.

Looook there's those butterflies!!

Thanks very much. Whipped cream and all. Yummy!! It's a lovely tranquil corner in your party!! I love it here."

Perfect isn't it... this is where I come to sit and take a moment. And laugh and smile at all our guests having fun. Join me anytime you like !!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Wonko! Get over here & sit with me!! I need a foot massage, please.

Wookie & Maddie are line dancing again, the guys and Shorts are fooling around in the pool. I'll just watch and eat BBQ chicken xx

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over a year ago


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx"

Hi Beautiful

Hi Rudolph... my your Red nose shines so bright....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maddie your massage worked a treat yesterday and I'm back to work today! Someone set up a zoom so I can watch all the fun unfold

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx

Hi Beautiful

Hi Rudolph... my your Red nose shines so bright...."

Sure does.

Like a beacon in the sky - showing everyone the way to the best damn Hot Tub Partayyyyyyyy!!!! Xx

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over a year ago


"Wonko! Get over here & sit with me!! I need a foot massage, please.

Wookie & Maddie are line dancing again, the guys and Shorts are fooling around in the pool. I'll just watch and eat BBQ chicken xx"

I dont do feet. sorry

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Maddie your massage worked a treat yesterday and I'm back to work today! Someone set up a zoom so I can watch all the fun unfold "

Hello RugbyBoi,

Just follow Rudolph's nose and get yourself here! X

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx"

Now there’s sometimes it’s really really good to stick your nose in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wonko! Get over here & sit with me!! I need a foot massage, please.

Wookie & Maddie are line dancing again, the guys and Shorts are fooling around in the pool. I'll just watch and eat BBQ chicken xx

I dont do feet. sorry"

Oh, Wonko!!! You disappoint me

Will anyone rub my tootsies?

Anyone??? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx"

Hello Red, join Madison and I in the garden.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx

Now there’s sometimes it’s really really good to stick your nose in "

I do like to stick my nose in, Fiddles. Anything you'd like to stick in...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I beg your pardon Madison, I didn't hear you. I'm coming.

It is lovely here. Cindi has had to pop upstairs to have a rest. Esmerelda certainly has green fingers. Ah, the butterflies are drawn to the queen of social buttreflies.

Hello Miles Heres your cocoa... careful its hot. It's wonderful having you here. Let's just enjoy the sunshine.

Looook there's those butterflies!!

Thanks very much. Whipped cream and all. Yummy!! It's a lovely tranquil corner in your party!! I love it here.

Perfect isn't it... this is where I come to sit and take a moment. And laugh and smile at all our guests having fun. Join me anytime you like !! "

Thank you. I think I'll plant myself here throughout the weekend. Come and join ME.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx

Hello Red, join Madison and I in the garden."

Oh I shall Miles! I've missed you.

Can I bring Fiddles? I'm rather, er, attached to him at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko! Get over here & sit with me!! I need a foot massage, please.

Wookie & Maddie are line dancing again, the guys and Shorts are fooling around in the pool. I'll just watch and eat BBQ chicken xx"

Were slow dancing in a parking lot Red

Lights go down , wheels go around

I'm taking you home....

Hoping for a slow song to come on the radio now.....

I'm not ready to shut it down...

The way the dashboard glow..

Is hitting your eyes....

Making me loose everything on my mind....

And the only thing I wanna do is find a spot....

Stop this car and throw it in park

Sloooow Dance with you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx

Hello Red, join Madison and I in the garden.

Oh I shall Miles! I've missed you.

Can I bring Fiddles? I'm rather, er, attached to him at the moment "

Please do, all are welcome to take a quiet moment here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, Wonko!!! You disappoint me "

story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I beg your pardon Madison, I didn't hear you. I'm coming.

It is lovely here. Cindi has had to pop upstairs to have a rest. Esmerelda certainly has green fingers. Ah, the butterflies are drawn to the queen of social buttreflies.

Hello Miles Heres your cocoa... careful its hot. It's wonderful having you here. Let's just enjoy the sunshine.

Looook there's those butterflies!!

Thanks very much. Whipped cream and all. Yummy!! It's a lovely tranquil corner in your party!! I love it here.

Perfect isn't it... this is where I come to sit and take a moment. And laugh and smile at all our guests having fun. Join me anytime you like !!

Thank you. I think I'll plant myself here throughout the weekend. Come and join ME. "

It would be my pleasure and Honor to join you Noble Gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, Wonko!!! You disappoint me

story of my life"

Not me .... I love you more DEEPLY EVERY DAY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, Wonko!!! You disappoint me

story of my life"

anything but feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I beg your pardon Madison, I didn't hear you. I'm coming.

It is lovely here. Cindi has had to pop upstairs to have a rest. Esmerelda certainly has green fingers. Ah, the butterflies are drawn to the queen of social buttreflies.

Hello Miles Heres your cocoa... careful its hot. It's wonderful having you here. Let's just enjoy the sunshine.

Looook there's those butterflies!!

Thanks very much. Whipped cream and all. Yummy!! It's a lovely tranquil corner in your party!! I love it here.

Perfect isn't it... this is where I come to sit and take a moment. And laugh and smile at all our guests having fun. Join me anytime you like !!

Thank you. I think I'll plant myself here throughout the weekend. Come and join ME.

It would be my pleasure and Honor to join you Noble Gentleman "

Has Esmerelda seen how her garden grows?

I hope Cindi is resting well. I think she has a wild and busy weekend facing her with parties and quizzes galore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx

Hello Red, join Madison and I in the garden.

Oh I shall Miles! I've missed you.

Can I bring Fiddles? I'm rather, er, attached to him at the moment

Please do, all are welcome to take a quiet moment here."

It's lovely here, isn't it? Quiet and peaceful. I feel all sleepy and warm all of a sudden......

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety "

Certainly is. Pop yourself down here by me.

Don't mind Wonko the Bah Humbug, he's not as grouchy as he looks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety

Certainly is. Pop yourself down here by me.

Don't mind Wonko the Bah Humbug, he's not as grouchy as he looks x"

Certainly

Oh, I don't think he even looks, grouchy really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety

Certainly is. Pop yourself down here by me.

Don't mind Wonko the Bah Humbug, he's not as grouchy as he looks x"

I'm not????

you dont know me that well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though "

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass "

why kiss what i could kick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety "

Well hello Don't you look like a Catch for our party... come on in...theres always room here... What can we get you to drink

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety

Certainly is. Pop yourself down here by me.

Don't mind Wonko the Bah Humbug, he's not as grouchy as he looks x

I'm not????

you dont know me that well"

You're a pussycat, Wonko, and you know it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety

Certainly is. Pop yourself down here by me.

Don't mind Wonko the Bah Humbug, he's not as grouchy as he looks x

I'm not????

you dont know me that well

You're a pussycat, Wonko, and you know it! "

cant be hate cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?"

WONKO....you can ummmm lick me where ever you want... right now... but one condition .... you gotta say... Christmas has already arrived not the 18th... then let's see what trouble we can find...just you and me Kid....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx"

Hey Red, what takes your fancy this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?

WONKO....you can ummmm lick me where ever you want... right now... but one condition .... you gotta say... Christmas has already arrived not the 18th... then let's see what trouble we can find...just you and me Kid.... "

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?

WONKO....you can ummmm lick me where ever you want... right now... but one condition .... you gotta say... Christmas has already arrived not the 18th... then let's see what trouble we can find...just you and me Kid.... "

Now there's an offer he can't refuse, Mads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?

WONKO....you can ummmm lick me where ever you want... right now... but one condition .... you gotta say... Christmas has already arrived not the 18th... then let's see what trouble we can find...just you and me Kid....

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?"

Son of a bitch I read that as lick..... well damn ..... PLEASE DISREGARD LAST POST ... BECAUSE NOW THERE WILL BE NO LICKING.... IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS SWEETHEART....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx

Hey Red, what takes your fancy this time? "

Jimmy!

Welcome back, Sir!

I'd quite like something with elderflower in, if you could manage it?

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over a year ago


"Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety

Well hello Don't you look like a Catch for our party... come on in...theres always room here... What can we get you to drink "

And a hello to you too I shall have an orange juice for now thanks

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over a year ago


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx

Hey Red, what takes your fancy this time?

Jimmy!

Welcome back, Sir!

I'd quite like something with elderflower in, if you could manage it? "

Hmmmm, let me see what I can find for you.

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over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?

Son of a bitch I read that as lick..... well damn ..... PLEASE DISREGARD LAST POST ... BECAUSE NOW THERE WILL BE NO LICKING.... IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS SWEETHEART.... "

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over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?

WONKO....you can ummmm lick me where ever you want... right now... but one condition .... you gotta say... Christmas has already arrived not the 18th... then let's see what trouble we can find...just you and me Kid....

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OHHHH WONKO.....MY DEAR....

Doooooo yoooouuuuuu wanna build a

SNOW MANNNNNN.....

IT DOSEN'T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN.........

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over a year ago


"Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety

Well hello Don't you look like a Catch for our party... come on in...theres always room here... What can we get you to drink

And a hello to you too I shall have an orange juice for now thanks "

Coming right up... Then I shall personally give you a tour!!

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over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?

WONKO....you can ummmm lick me where ever you want... right now... but one condition .... you gotta say... Christmas has already arrived not the 18th... then let's see what trouble we can find...just you and me Kid....

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHH WONKO.....MY DEAR....

Doooooo yoooouuuuuu wanna build a

SNOW MANNNNNN.....

IT DOSEN'T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN......... "

not working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?

WONKO....you can ummmm lick me where ever you want... right now... but one condition .... you gotta say... Christmas has already arrived not the 18th... then let's see what trouble we can find...just you and me Kid....

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHH WONKO.....MY DEAR....

Doooooo yoooouuuuuu wanna build a

SNOW MANNNNNN.....

IT DOSEN'T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN.........

not working "

I just called to say I love you... and I MEAN IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi lovelies, RED'S BACK!

Thank you Cindi for the animal sacrifice - it's brought the lovely Miles & Fiddles to the hot tub.

I'll just sit & watch, though, as Rudolph is allergic to hot tub water. *Red makes herself comfy*

Jimmy! Please can I have another of your marvelous mocktails? xx

Hey Red, what takes your fancy this time?

Jimmy!

Welcome back, Sir!

I'd quite like something with elderflower in, if you could manage it?

Hmmmm, let me see what I can find for you. "

Ohhhh excuse me **cough** **cough** Sexy Bartender .... you didn't ask me what I wanted....

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over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?

WONKO....you can ummmm lick me where ever you want... right now... but one condition .... you gotta say... Christmas has already arrived not the 18th... then let's see what trouble we can find...just you and me Kid....

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHH WONKO.....MY DEAR....

Doooooo yoooouuuuuu wanna build a

SNOW MANNNNNN.....

IT DOSEN'T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN.........

not working

I just called to say I love you... and I MEAN IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART ..... "

you need better taste in music

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over a year ago


"Room for one more? Although the only humbugs I have are the mint variety

Well hello Don't you look like a Catch for our party... come on in...theres always room here... What can we get you to drink

And a hello to you too I shall have an orange juice for now thanks

Coming right up... Then I shall personally give you a tour!! "

Thanks very much will you show me any dark corners with some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*yawns then falls asleep in a corner*

DAMN YOU WONKO YOU TOO MY 1OOTH POST IN THIS THREAD.... HOW DO YIU GUYS DO THAT......

CAN YOU SEE ME OR SOMETHING.....

Maddie looks around....

yes we can

I FREAKING KNEW IT WONKO....

SO WHAT AM I WEARING ...BIG GUY...

Black scrubs and no knickers

HOLY S**%T ..... you can see me

you could have put a nice bra on though

WELL THEN YA CANT SEE EVERYTHING CAN YOU ... I AM WEARING A VERY SEXY ... BLACK LACE DEMI CUP PUSH UP BRA ... LITTE DANGLING HEART WITH A VS on it, RIGHT UNDER THE DAINTY SWEET PINK BOW... OHHH THE VS IS VICTORIAS SECRET...

SO YOU CAN KISS MY sweet knicker less ass

why kiss what i could kick?

WONKO....you can ummmm lick me where ever you want... right now... but one condition .... you gotta say... Christmas has already arrived not the 18th... then let's see what trouble we can find...just you and me Kid....

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHH WONKO.....MY DEAR....

Doooooo yoooouuuuuu wanna build a

SNOW MANNNNNN.....

IT DOSEN'T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN.........

not working

I just called to say I love you... and I MEAN IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART .....

you need better taste in music "

IMMMMMMMMM HOOKED ON A FEELING..........

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over a year ago

Bah humbug!!!

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