FabSwingers.com forum: testicles in films

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here is a little game. Pick any movie quote and change one word to testicles.

Scarface, say hello to my little trsticles.

Braveheart, you may take our lives, but you'll never take our testicles

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Julius Caesar

I come to bury testicles not to praise him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Titanic - anyway, we don't have testicles, we are Americans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

italian job "your only suppose to blow the bloody testicles off"

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Apocalypse now:I love the smell of testicles in the morning.....smells like....victory !

Jaws:Your'e gonna need a bigger testicle !

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce my testicles,... aren't you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Matter of Life and Death...

"One is starved of testicles...... up there..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry V

"... for he who fights this field with me this day, shall be my testicles...."

".... we lucky few, we Band of Testicles"

(it just goes on and on doesn't it!) Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My momma always said life was like a box of testicles…you never know what you're gonna get

Forest Gump

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your testicles"

Infamy, Infamy - they've all got testicles in for me!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"testicles, testicles, wherefore art thou testicles?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have testicles, Greg, would you milk me?

Meet the Parents,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Kane was a man who got everything he wanted, and then lost it. Maybe testicles was something he couldn't get or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything. I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess testicles are just a piece in a jigsaw puzzle, a missing piece.

Citizen kane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apocalypse now:I love the smell of testicles in the morning.....smells like....victory"

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a testicle massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.-

Pulp fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialitesticles...

Mary Poppins!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

testicles keep falling on my head

butch cassidy and the sundance kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an i just about seen evrything when i see a testicle fly....Dumbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jungle Book - "The bare testicles will come to you!..... They'll come to me!..... They'll come to you......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule about Testicles Club:- You don't talk about Testicles Club..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/07/12 09:08:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the testicles in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart

ouch!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Testicles! We don't need no stinking testicles!

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

One for all and all for testicles.

The three muskateers.

The terminator.

I ll be testicles.

Twilight.

I know what your are. say it. your a testicle.

Spiderman

with great testicles comes great resposibilities. Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The testicles? You can't handle the testicles

A few good men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of the testicles ma

James Cagney

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

The names testicles. james testicles.

That was a realy spicy testicles.

The mask.

Frankly my dear i dont give a testicles.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

[Removed by poster at 14/07/12 10:50:07]

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

[Removed by poster at 14/07/12 10:50:09]

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Why so testicles?

The Dark Knight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andy Dufresne: You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?

Red: No.

Andy Dufresne: They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no testicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

testicles, testicles, wherefore art thou testicles?

romeo and juliet.

it was very cold day after all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To testicles and beyond"

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Your testicles, give them to me now!

Terminator

Use the testicles Luke

Star wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a testicle. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum. Which is what I am."

On the waterfront.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his testicles with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

Silence of the lambs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your friends close, but your testicles closer."

The Godfather Part 2

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"You can't handle the testicles"

A Few Good Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little testicles too!"

The Wizard of Oz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody puts testicles in a corner."

Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(IronMan)

I am Testicle-Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mama always said life was like a box of testicles. You never know what you're gonna get.

Forrest gump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To testicles and beyond"

Toy Story

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I am testicles!

Spartacus

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I am testicles!

Spartacus

noo I am testicles...

sorry couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am testicles!

Spartacus

noo I am testicles...

sorry couldn't resist

I'm testicles. And so's my wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty Dancing .. No one puts testicles in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American Pie .. One day at testicle camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either from Star Trek 2 or 3, Leonard Nimoy says it over the last scene in space...

"Space. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship: Enterprise. It's continuing mission:- To visit strange, new worlds, to seek out new life-forms. To boldly go where no man - where no testicle - has gone......... before..."

And from one of the other Trek movies...

Kirk: "Bones"

Bones: "What Jim?"

Kirk: "Not in front of the testicles..."

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Brian: I'm not the testicle! Will you please listen? I am not the testicle, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true testicle denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the testicle!

Followers: He is! He is the testicle!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

the life of brian

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Here's looking at you testicles"

Cassablanca

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I love the smell of testicles in the morning."

Apocalypse Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Testicles.....?

Not sure that counts though....?

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"As God is my testicles, I'll never be hungry again."

Gone with the wind

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Testicles, my dear Watson"

Sherlock Holmes

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel testicles?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Dirty Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother is here with us Karras, would you like to leave a testicle? I'll see she gets it

Exorcist

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your testicles

the matrix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God father part 2

Michael Corleone: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me, 'keep your friends close, but your testicles closer'.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Neo: Why do my testicles hurt?

Morpheus: You've never used them before.

the matrix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate his testicles with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti........ Gulp!!!

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I see testicles"

6th Sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A boy's best friend is his testicles."

Norman Bates, Psycho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from a film, but a classic TV show...

"Testicles!, Will Robinson!!!!"

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Indiana Jones and the testicles of doom

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Not a film, but another TV series...

John Cleese in "Fawlty Testicles!" Ouch!

Carry On Testicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerry Maguire: That's, that's great. I'm very... happy.

Rod Tidwell: Are you listenin'?

Jerry Maguire: Yes!

Rod Tidwell: That's what I'm gonna do for you: God bless you, Jerry. But this is what you gonna do for me. You listenin', Jerry?

Jerry Maguire: Yeah, what, what, what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you?

Rod Tidwell: It's a very personal, a very important thing. Hell, it's a family motto. Are you ready, Jerry?

Jerry Maguire: I'm ready.

Rod Tidwell: I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the testicles. Oh-ho-ho! SHOW! ME! THE! Testicles! A-ha-ha! Jerry, doesn't it make you feel good just to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.

Jerry Maguire: Show you the testicles.

Rod Tidwell: Oh, no, no. You can do better than that, Jerry! I want you to say it with you, with meaning, brother! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line; I bet you he can say it!

Jerry Maguire: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Show you the testicles.

Rod Tidwell: No! Not show you! Show me the testicles!

Jerry Maguire: Show me the testicles!

Rod Tidwell: Yeah! Louder!

Jerry Maguire: Show me the testicles!

Rod Tidwell: Yes, but, brother, you got to yell that shit!

Jerry Maguire: Show me the testicles!

Rod Tidwell: I need to feel you, Jerry!

Jerry Maguire: Show me the testicles!

Rod Tidwell: Jerry, you got to yell!

Jerry Maguire: [screaming] Show me the money! Show me the testicles!

Rod Tidwell: Do you love this black man!

Jerry Maguire: I love the black man! Show me the testicles!

Rod Tidwell: I love black people.

Jerry Maguire: I love black people!

Rod Tidwell: Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?

Jerry Maguire: You're my motherfucker!

Rod Tidwell: Whatcha gonna do, Jerry?

Jerry Maguire: Show me the testicles!

Rod Tidwell: Unh! Congratulations, you're still my agent.

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Fried green tomatoes: Face it girls, I'm older, and I have more testicles !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My testicles."

Sméagol

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

you could try saying it in a husky voice and wearing a loin cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no testicles here tonight.. no no no testicles here tonight.. you're on a diet

finding nemo

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Luke,......I am your Testicles

Empire Strikes Back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seven pounds of testicles

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Silence of the Lambs: Tell me Senator,did you nurse Catherine yourself ? Did you breast feed her ?Toughened your nipples didn't it ? Amputate a mans leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me mum, when your little girls is on the slab will it still tickle you ? Oh and senator, just one more thing.....love your testicles !

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Couple of mis quotes from Pulp Fiction

Butch: Will you hand me a testicles , miss beautiful tulip?

Fabienne: Ah, I like that

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Jules: Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of testicles. Testicles got involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

misquote from Zulu..

'don't throw those bloody testicles at me!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From T2:

"I need your boots, your motorcycle and your testicles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forest gump life is like a box of testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star wars

luke i am your testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit someones put that up

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A testicle by any other name would smell as sweet.

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