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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence. The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust. Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières. Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them. "*Claps* nice try lol | |||
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"I can't help, but I can bring some marshmallows to make the combustion more useful and pleasant!"  I can go out chomping merrily at least  | |||
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"Only have 1 on show."  Badminton is suddenly hugely appealing | |||
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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence. The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust. Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières. Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them.
*Claps* nice try lol" I’m hoping that other chaps will thank me for my earnest efforts to | |||
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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence. The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust. Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières. Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them.
*Claps* nice try lol
I’m hoping that other chaps will thank me for my earnest efforts to "Meh, I'm more of a tit man but you bask in your own glorious achievements as you have clearly earned it  | |||
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"I could send you a dick pic "I can see that you do have a lovely bottom from here | |||
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"Plenty of ass on my profile if it helps  " Oh yes....yessss indeedy!!! | |||
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"I could send you a dick pic
I can see that you do have a lovely bottom from here "Smooth 
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"I don't think I have a picture like that!
Jo.Xx "9th December......
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"I could send you a dick pic
I can see that you do have a lovely bottom from here
Smooth
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"Done .... Perfection! "Why thank you kindly sir x | |||
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"Done .... Perfection!
Why thank you kindly sir x"The pleasure was most definitely all mine | |||
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"Merry Christmas " Santa has certainly delivered! | |||
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"I don't think I have a picture like that!
Jo.Xx
9th December......
Ooooo yessss! "Pleased you approve.
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"You give a lot on your pics. Hope mine don't disappoint " Ooooo my goodness! They most certainly don’t disappoint in any way, shape or form!!! *mopping brow* | |||
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"I have a few on mine " Oh yesssss!! I need a little lay down..... | |||
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"I could send you a dick pic "Yes please | |||
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"I don’t have the exact requirements sorry" Oh but you do! | |||
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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence. The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust. Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières. Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them. "Will my Sept 26th pic do? | |||
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"There is a whole lotta ass in my photos "Tjat is a magnificent arse!!  | |||
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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence. The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust. Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières. Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them.
Will my Sept 26th pic do? " Ooo yes indeed it does!
The good news: I am no longer about to burst into flames.
The bad news: There is now a curious tingling and rigidity in my loin region....
Shall I show my doctor? | |||
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"There is a whole lotta ass in my photos " A veritable feast for my eyes!! | |||
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"I could send you a dick pic
I can see that you do have a lovely bottom from here
Smooth
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"Keep those bums coming ladies; I am salivating nicely here - Er....I mean, my bizarre, extremely rare and potentially fatal um...medical condition is being kept at bay "My pic isn’t to your exacting requirements but I hope it helps x | |||
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"Keep those bums coming ladies; I am salivating nicely here - Er....I mean, my bizarre, extremely rare and potentially fatal um...medical condition is being kept at bay
My pic isn’t to your exacting requirements but I hope it helps x" Oh it does indeed! | |||
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"Such a polite and eloquent request from someone who obviously appreciates a beautiful derrière. Do peruse our pictures and enjoy! " Oh I did indeed! Thank you | |||
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(Did I mention I love to see boobs to?) | |||
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"There is much bum on our profile " And a beautiful bum it is to if I may say so! | |||
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"I have a few on our profile. But not with Knickers on I’m afraid. Hope that helps put out the fire for a bit. Will try harder next time to help ease your suffering " I don’t mind knickers off...
I absolutely love the Autumnal background by the way; Beautifully done and wonderfully artistic | |||
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"There is much bum on our profile
And a beautiful bum it is to if I may say so! "Why, thank you  | |||
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"I don’t have a picture in that specific pose, but there’s a couple of bum shots..." Thank you! A beautiful derrière! | |||
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"Lace knicker clad bum up skirt? " Oooo that does me nicely indeedy! | |||
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"A few big bottom pics to view whenever you like.. " I very I much like to.....and often! | |||
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"Funny I have this same medical condition  ... " We must stand strong my fellow sufferer; The medical world may not understand our condition but we must remain steadfast in our claims and our subsequent earnest entreaties to the lovely ladies of FAB | |||
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"Well hello young man...! " Well helloooo there | |||
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"Funny I have this same medical condition ...
We must stand strong my fellow sufferer; The medical world may not understand our condition but we must remain steadfast in our claims and our subsequent earnest entreaties to the lovely ladies of FAB "Don’t worry .. I have the fabulance at our disposal should it be needed ... it’s a painful condition I know .. keep strong pal | |||
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"I don’t have a picture in that specific pose, but there’s a couple of bum shots... Thank you! A beautiful derrière! "Merci bien! Glad you like it | |||
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