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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I'm only here to educate, balls are not full of cum

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I suggest one just those nipple sucker thingies

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Not a Pinwheel

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Not a Pinwheel "

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I suggest one just those nipple sucker thingies "

I going to try coaxing it out....here clitty clitty

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Ahem..... I’m a professional bean grower

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'm only here to educate, balls are not full of cum"

Happy to hear your theories

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ahem..... I’m a professional bean grower "

Like Jack and the bean stalk

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I suggest one just those nipple sucker thingies

I going to try coaxing it out....here clitty clitty "

what do they like to eat?

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ahem..... I’m a professional bean grower "

In your hands I place myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sit you in a wicker basket, blow my flute and charm it out like a snake

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Ahem..... I’m a professional bean grower

Like Jack and the bean stalk

"

Ha!!! Yes. Just call me Jack. I wonder if I’ll find any golden balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x "

Create a vacuum around it with my lips

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ahem..... I’m a professional bean grower

Like Jack and the bean stalk

Ha!!! Yes. Just call me Jack. I wonder if I’ll find any golden balls? "

You may well...if you dig deep enough

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"In a study performed by the Royal Horticultural Society, researchers discovered that reading to your plants really can help them grow faster."

Hi, I have books and it might be a transferable concept.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Ahem..... I’m a professional bean grower

Like Jack and the bean stalk

Ha!!! Yes. Just call me Jack. I wonder if I’ll find any golden balls?

You may well...if you dig deep enough "

Your such a little minx x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I clicked on this thinking Nick Knowles had a new series.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


""In a study performed by the Royal Horticultural Society, researchers discovered that reading to your plants really can help them grow faster."

Hi, I have books and it might be a transferable concept. "

You may be on to something here. In the past it has responded to certain words

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I clicked on this thinking Nick Knowles had a new series. "

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x

Create a vacuum around it with my lips "

Hmmmm I see where you're coming from

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'll sit you in a wicker basket, blow my flute and charm it out like a snake "

I thought I was a snake charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas .... I think mines gone awol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x

Create a vacuum around it with my lips

Hmmmm I see where you're coming from "

Oh I do apologise..... Is it showing???

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Alas .... I think mines gone awol "

Apparently, if you don't use it you lose it

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x

Create a vacuum around it with my lips

Hmmmm I see where you're coming from

Oh I do apologise..... Is it showing???

"

Not yet..suck harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x

Create a vacuum around it with my lips

Hmmmm I see where you're coming from

Oh I do apologise..... Is it showing???

Not yet..suck harder "

Let me work on it my sucking and your clit

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

It's been 8 months for me. I'm gonna need a Unigate milk tanker.

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

When I use to be a gym freak there was a female body builder who trained at the same gym. We eventually got chatting when she joined me and a few lads for a heavy weight session how we got on to the topic of clits I can’t remember but she ended up saying after runnin a steroid coarse her clit grew to the size of a button mushroom! Hope this helps hahah

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I absolutely don’t mind looking for the truffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas .... I think mines gone awol

Apparently, if you don't use it you lose it

"

Forever??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oink oink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas .... I think mines gone awol "

I would be happy to find it for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas .... I think mines gone awol

I would be happy to find it for you lol "

There’s a queue ... I’ll let you know flower

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Wonderful just wonderful!!

I'm ever so sensitive so would hate for it to shrink.

You will have to try a pump Anabelle!

All in the name of science of course!

Jo.Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Maybe if i fucked you in the arse it would push it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a Pinwheel "

Hub tried that once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x "

Buy a clit pump. Mine looks like a little cock when i pump my little clitty up . They work well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s taken 56 years and I am still yet to find one. I’ve never found truffles either.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Yours is shrinking, I think mine is broken

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater


"Yours is shrinking, I think mine is broken "

Mind if I try and fix it

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Yours is shrinking, I think mine is broken

Mind if I try and fix it "

Gladly

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I suggest one just those nipple sucker thingies "

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

You could try a Howard Stern on it if you are stuck on your own?

Do you have any old school over ear headphones? Stick one cup over your privates & turn up the base.

No touching required & music while you work (it).

S

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Chunky's clit repair service is available.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Chunky's clit repair service is available. "
I just KNOW you’re hoping for photos!

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater


"Yours is shrinking, I think mine is broken

Mind if I try and fix it

Gladly "

Hope you're all good sexy xxx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky's clit repair service is available. I just KNOW you’re hoping for photos! "

Well. I thorough examination would be recommended.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Chunky's clit repair service is available. I just KNOW you’re hoping for photos! "

Any good repairman needs to see the job to estimate time required

S

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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May your clit resurrection be successful OP, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x "

Let me lick and suck it back to full former glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tlc it.....

That's as close as I could get to an anagram

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Perhaps it's not shrink at all ..it's just grown a winter coat

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Alas .... I think mines gone awol "

You just need help finding it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey i might not be a gynecologist but i will have a good look for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suggest one just those nipple sucker thingies "

Yes it really works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on.... What was I thinking!!!

I love a tiny clit!!!

As you were...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hang on.... What was I thinking!!!

I love a tiny clit!!!

As you were... "

that's the problem...she doesn't know where she was

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By *armupartistMan
over a year ago

York

When my wife announced one day that she didn't have a clit, I set to and read the medical stuff around this idea. The size of the clit varies enormously. The good news is that research suggests that a small clit is no less sensitive than a larger one. Overall it also pointed to women with a receding small clit taking longer to become aroused so I guess the answer is to enjoy your sex slowly. Gentle touch as in sensual massage could be what you need to cultivate in your partners. Sorry to intervene on the amusing chats around snake charming et al but good luck in teasing your shy little one out into the open. Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x "

I know exactly what you mean - me too and my labia have also shrunk and my pussy looks like a virgins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""In a study performed by the Royal Horticultural Society, researchers discovered that reading to your plants really can help them grow faster."

Hi, I have books and it might be a transferable concept. "

This is an act of pure kindness

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"When my wife announced one day that she didn't have a clit, I set to and read the medical stuff around this idea. The size of the clit varies enormously. The good news is that research suggests that a small clit is no less sensitive than a larger one. Overall it also pointed to women with a receding small clit taking longer to become aroused so I guess the answer is to enjoy your sex slowly. Gentle touch as in sensual massage could be what you need to cultivate in your partners. Sorry to intervene on the amusing chats around snake charming et al but good luck in teasing your shy little one out into the open. Have fun"

Aww thanks and good advice which I will heed, I do enjoy sensual sex.

There's ife in my little clit yet!

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"My tiny clit is shrinking!

Come on give me your best clit resurrection remedies

Inspired by our Meli's top tip

'What you need is a sex starved man from here, his balls will be achingly full since lockdown and if he thinks that finding your clit means he gets to empty his load, he'll be like a pig finding a truffle'

God bless you Meli you made me chuckle x

I know exactly what you mean - me too and my labia have also shrunk and my pussy looks like a virgins "

I'm now watching for labia shrinkage too. Tbh their big enough to allow for shrinkage

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"

May your clit resurrection be successful OP, x"

Thanks Meli. Me too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can clits actually shrink then?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Can clits actually shrink then? "

Yes. Search engine vulval atrophy and you will see. It's not really a good thing but can be alleviated with topical application of hormones, as it's usually due to post menopausal changes (but not always). Anyone experiencing it should make a docs appointment.

(Boring fucker will get back in her box again).

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

By the time I get to offer anything I expect everyone has all ready suggested it

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