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Scrotal Elasticity

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yep, me again with yet another shout out to we chaps criminally ignored scrotums.

So, today’s task: Grab that wrinkly old dude by the hand and give it a good stretch out now, carefully gauging the extended measurement.

Are we talking a miserly inch or so or else, are you the proud owner of a ball sack boasting such elasticity that you could happily whip the old fella out and break the fall of a roof diving stuntman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could imagine an Italian spinning it on one finger.

It’s like a big pink pizza base.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I could imagine an Italian spinning it on one finger.

It’s like a big pink pizza base.

"

Mamma mia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners? "

Yeah.

Mines a bit like screwball scramble.

Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could imagine an Italian spinning it on one finger.

It’s like a big pink pizza base.

"

And it's not even August.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?

Yeah.

Mines a bit like screwball scramble.

Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around."

I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?

Yeah.

Mines a bit like screwball scramble.

Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around.

I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it. "

Why are you so careful with with softmint wrappers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?

Yeah.

Mines a bit like screwball scramble.

Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around.

I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it.

Why are you so careful with with softmint wrappers?"

Im not sure. I must have been preparing for scrotal play all these years without knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?

Yeah.

Mines a bit like screwball scramble.

Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around.

I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it.

Why are you so careful with with softmint wrappers?

Im not sure. I must have been preparing for scrotal play all these years without knowing "

Makes sense.

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Love giving mr Gs a good scrotal massage

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?

Yeah.

Mines a bit like screwball scramble.

Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around.

I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it.

Why are you so careful with with softmint wrappers?

Im not sure. I must have been preparing for scrotal play all these years without knowing "

There is an incredible joy and indeed, pride in stretching and playing with ones scrotum

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I have a scar on mine, not going to risk it I'm afraid. Play by all means but take care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried Mr's....first attempt resembled a bat's wing....40mins later we've advanced to a 4 man tent.

What do I win?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tried Mr's....first attempt resembled a bat's wing....40mins later we've advanced to a 4 man tent.

What do I win?"

I’m awarding you an exclusive chance to test drive that mighty scrotum; Yes indeed; It’s an all paid for sky diving lesson. Hold on tight and don’t forget to film the majesty of your partners maiden flight

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I tried stretching mine but with no one else around to help out, I had to resort to wedging it under my door and then leaning back.

I’m in A&E now, but the food isn’t nearly as bad as I’d been led to believe.

On another positive note, I can now also sing five octaves higher

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Scrotal Elasticity was one of my favourite prog rock bands from the 70s. Sadly they have been almost entirely forgotten now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me want to play with some balls

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