FabSwingers.com forum: Cake and sex fest

By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Well you know we are

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Following on from another post...

Who’s in for a cake and sex orgy

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Well you know we are "

Yep you’re both on the guest list

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Black forest gateau,,, hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark Chocolate

Lemon Drizzle

Coffee and Walnut

Yep I’d be in

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Dark Chocolate

Lemon Drizzle

Coffee and Walnut

Yep I’d be in

How about some walnut whips? I’ve always found them so sexy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squidgy food and sex. Marvellous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red velvet with white chicolate and I'm there, I'm not even bothered about the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark Chocolate

Lemon Drizzle

Coffee and Walnut

Yep I’d be in

How about some walnut whips? I’ve always found them so sexy haha"

Hate them

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Squidgy food and sex. Marvellous. "

I think cake first ThEN sex

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Dark Chocolate

Lemon Drizzle

Coffee and Walnut

Yep I’d be in

How about some walnut whips? I’ve always found them so sexy haha

Hate them

Ok ok They will be hidden away and only handed out discreetly with a secret handshake

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Rich tea fingers to dunk!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Rich tea fingers to dunk!"

You can't dunk those! More than 2 seconds & plop!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

It’s an art form but is very do-ble

I have come a cropper for a long time now (73.5 hours)

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Anything with thick icing please - not sure about which cake though...

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Anything with thick icing please - not sure about which cake though..."

Hahaha kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cakes good, even better some marzipan nipple decorations - edible

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Chocolate fudge

Lemon drizzle

Mars cheesecake

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Carrot cake with walnuts and cheese cream

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Or maybe something chocolate (again no idea about the cake

) x

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Or maybe something chocolate (again no idea about the cake

) x"

Basically you’ll skip the cake and just fuck?

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

I’d prefer it after - nice bit of lemon drizzle and a cup of tea, to give me an energy boost for the next pre-cake session x

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’d prefer it after - nice bit of lemon drizzle and a cup of tea, to give me an energy boost for the next pre-cake session x"

Normally a banana in between if fine for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me! Me! Me!

I want cake and sex!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Me! Me! Me!

I want cake and sex! "

On the list! Any preference? (Cake & sex wise) hahaha

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Me! Me! Me!

I want cake and sex! "

I’ve just seen your latest video! Is that where you hide your cake?

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Me! Me! Me!

I want cake and sex! "

Not sure how you’ll do on the cake side on here - but sure they’ll be many offers for the latter!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly "

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard. "

Ok ok you can attend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me! Me! Me!

I want cake and sex!

I’ve just seen your latest video! Is that where you hide your cake?

I had to check which video it was then

No silly, that's where I hide fists

Cake wise, I'm easily pleased, just not coffee or toffee. Sex wise, I'm also easily(ish) pleased with lots of touch and variety, intensity and a sprinkle of pain

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Me! Me! Me!

I want cake and sex!

I’ve just seen your latest video! Is that where you hide your cake?

I had to check which video it was then

No silly, that's where I hide fists

Cake wise, I'm easily pleased, just not coffee or toffee. Sex wise, I'm also easily(ish) pleased with lots of touch and variety, intensity and a sprinkle of pain

Ms Fab 2021 if this is accurate

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

Ok ok you can attend"

Thanks

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard. "

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

Ok ok you can attend

Thanks

In fact do you want to be the hostess?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental "

I like “mental” lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard. "

Me too, mainly with an Apple tart or Crumble

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

I like “mental” lol"

There's mental and then there's me

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

I like “mental” lol

There's mental and then there's me

Are you mental in bed?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

Ok ok you can attend

Thanks

It’s always sad when one is two years adrift if your age preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

I like “mental” lol

There's mental and then there's me

Are you mental in bed?"

Oh she is!!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

I like “mental” lol

There's mental and then there's me

Are you mental in bed?

Oh she is!! "

Waaa heat takes one to know one

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental "

It’s so nice!! Cooks the pudding down.

I could eat cold custard on its own

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

Ok ok you can attend

Thanks

In fact do you want to be the hostess?

Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

Ok ok you can attend

Thanks

In fact do you want to be the hostess?

Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages

Do you require paying? Haha

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

I like “mental” lol

There's mental and then there's me

Are you mental in bed?

Oh she is!!

Waaa heat takes one to know one

Oh this is interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

I like “mental” lol

There's mental and then there's me

Are you mental in bed?

Oh she is!!

Waaa heat takes one to know one

Who me??

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

I like “mental” lol

There's mental and then there's me

Are you mental in bed?

Oh she is!!

Waaa heat takes one to know one

Who me??

Are you a nature red head? ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

It’s so nice!! Cooks the pudding down.

I could eat cold custard on its own

Exactly else it's like lava in your mouth. It's a nice contrasts. And erm yeah I may occasionally eat cold custard from the fridge

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

One what?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

I like “mental” lol

There's mental and then there's me

Are you mental in bed?

Oh she is!!

Waaa heat takes one to know one

Who me??

Yeah well we could try and pretend butter doesn't melt in our mouths, but our cover is blown now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental

I like “mental” lol

There's mental and then there's me

Are you mental in bed?

Oh she is!!

Waaa heat takes one to know one

Who me??

Are you a nature red head? ()"

Nope, I'm naturally blondish. Why?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Just curious

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

Ok ok you can attend

Thanks

In fact do you want to be the hostess?

Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages

Do you require paying? Haha"

Errrrr of course.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

Ok ok you can attend

Thanks

In fact do you want to be the hostess?

Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages

Do you require paying? Haha

Errrrr of course.

In what currency?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Following on from another post...

Who’s in for a cake and sex orgy"

...you had me at cake...

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

What about the sex part?

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

I haven't missed all the cake have I?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Crumbs left

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I'm at fitness class tonight so I must steer well clear of the cake.. But..... Did somebody mention SEX.....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What about the sex part?

You may seduce me with cake..

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm at fitness class tonight so I must steer well clear of the cake.. But..... Did somebody mention SEX.....

Hahaha

All the calories in cake can then be burned off by plenty of sex. Everyone wins surely?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What about the sex part?

You may seduce me with cake..

Challenge accepted

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What about the sex part?

You may seduce me with cake..

Challenge accepted

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What about the sex part?

You may seduce me with cake..

Challenge accepted

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What about the sex part?

You may seduce me with cake..

Challenge accepted

Scared?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark Chocolate

Lemon Drizzle

Coffee and Walnut

Yep I’d be in

That's just filthy talk..

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What about the sex part?

You may seduce me with cake..

Challenge accepted

Scared?!"

Me? Hahaha never!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What about the sex part?

You may seduce me with cake..

Challenge accepted

Scared?!

Me? Hahaha never!

You should be!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What about the sex part?

You may seduce me with cake..

Challenge accepted

Scared?!

Me? Hahaha never!

You should be!"

In a good way?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love chocolate covered buns

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Sure a few ladies on here would let you cover their buns in chocolate haha

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Love chocolate covered baps

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I'm at fitness class tonight so I must steer well clear of the cake.. But..... Did somebody mention SEX.....

Hahaha

All the calories in cake can then be burned off by plenty of sex. Everyone wins surely?

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not with how much of it I will eat

would need a 48hrs non stop orgy to burn off the calories

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm at fitness class tonight so I must steer well clear of the cake.. But..... Did somebody mention SEX.....

Hahaha

All the calories in cake can then be burned off by plenty of sex. Everyone wins surely?

not with how much of it I will eat

would need a 48hrs non stop orgy to burn off the calories

That’s not a normal length of time to fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark Chocolate

Lemon Drizzle

Coffee and Walnut

Yep I’d be in

Mmmmmmmmm lemon drizzle. The thought gets me moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Dark Chocolate

Lemon Drizzle

Coffee and Walnut

Yep I’d be in

Mmmmmmmmm lemon drizzle. The thought gets me moist

Yep that’s on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?"

As you asked so nicely hell yes

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?"

Not really.

I’d have to take you through the back door

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over a year ago

"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?

Not really.

I’d have to take you through the back door

Oh god no. I’ll take the cake and i hate cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?

Not really.

I’d have to take you through the back door

Oh god no. I’ll take the cake and i hate cake!

Front door no cake just great sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?

Not really.

I’d have to take you through the back door

Oh god no. I’ll take the cake and i hate cake!

Front door no cake just great sex"

Sold

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?

Not really.

I’d have to take you through the back door

Oh god no. I’ll take the cake and i hate cake!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm not playing.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

Ok ok you can attend

Thanks

In fact do you want to be the hostess?

Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages

Do you require paying? Haha

Errrrr of course.

In what currency?

Pink £ notes

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?

I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly

I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.

Ok ok you can attend

Thanks

In fact do you want to be the hostess?

Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages

Do you require paying? Haha

Errrrr of course.

In what currency?

Pink £ notes

Deal

When can you start?;)

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Black forest gateau if I may x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Following on from another post...

Who’s in for a cake and sex orgy"

This is a good idea. Sploshing

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd better get baking

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

All you can eat? Feeling a tad hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?"

Can I have your slice?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

When it’s gone it’s gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I look like I should be eating bloody cake!!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Black forest gateau if I may x "

I’ve never managed to wait until it’s defrosted before I started eating it

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Do I look like I should be eating bloody cake!!

But it’s almost Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have the wake me up in the middle of the night because you just have-to-have-me sex please?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I just have the wake me up in the middle of the night because you just have-to-have-me sex please?"

Ok but there’s no discounted ticket for “sex only”

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over a year ago

"Do I look like I should be eating bloody cake!!

But it’s almost Christmas

I don't want to do that either tbf!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

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"Do I look like I should be eating bloody cake!!

But it’s almost Christmas

I don't want to do that either tbf! "

Then you’ve commented on the wrong thread haha

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over a year ago

"Can I just have the wake me up in the middle of the night because you just have-to-have-me sex please?

Ok but there’s no discounted ticket for “sex only” "

Thats ok, I make the best cakes anyway!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

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"Can I just have the wake me up in the middle of the night because you just have-to-have-me sex please?

Ok but there’s no discounted ticket for “sex only”

Thats ok, I make the best cakes anyway!

I’ll put you on the guest list then

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

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"Well you know we are "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone say cake?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

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"Someone say cake?

Yeah but it’s unlimited cake then sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone say cake?

Yeah but it’s unlimited cake then sex

I'm good for sex...im here for the cake

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

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"Someone say cake?

Yeah but it’s unlimited cake then sex

I'm good for sex...im here for the cake

Hahaha

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