FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Kids

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just picked up my sprogs for a long weekend which is brill what is not so good is the boy one is potty training and weve just had our first incident..! Boy comes into the kitchen "daddy daddy I've just done a poo on top of my wee in the potty come and look" so off I go my son hares off into the living room at a rate off knots slips on a book and well you can guess the rest..... Just thought I'd share that with the masses and enjoy your dinner everyonexxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just picked up my sprogs for a long weekend which is brill what is not so good is the boy one is potty training and weve just had our first incident..! Boy comes into the kitchen "daddy daddy I've just done a poo on top of my wee in the potty come and look" so off I go my son hares off into the living room at a rate off knots slips on a book and well you can guess the rest..... Just thought I'd share that with the masses and enjoy your dinner everyonexxx "
Still chuckling as I type this.......Bless......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohh my lord how can something so small......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just picked up my sprogs for a long weekend which is brill what is not so good is the boy one is potty training and weve just had our first incident..! Boy comes into the kitchen "daddy daddy I've just done a poo on top of my wee in the potty come and look" so off I go my son hares off into the living room at a rate off knots slips on a book and well you can guess the rest..... Just thought I'd share that with the masses and enjoy your dinner everyonexxx "

Haha That has made me chuckle..and also brought back traumatic memories of when mine were little

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha i deal with this 24/7 count yourself lucky

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my youngest did his 1st poo on the potty, his bigger brother bought it to show me

in his hand!

and i do mean the poo, not the potty

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Awwwww bless

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When my youngest did his 1st poo on the potty, his bigger brother bought it to show me

in his hand!

and i do mean the poo, not the potty"
Yep that's gross haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

isnt it funny how, when a kid, or an old person, does something like this its cute or 'just their way'

but if i do it, im bloody disgusting!!!

its discrimination i tell ya

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

when I was potty training my twins the ex mum in law bought 2 pottys...but she bought 2 different ones so of course they both wanted the same one...I was in the kitchen making supper one night and they both said they had to go so I said go ahead..a couple of minutes later they ran in all excited as they said they both did a poo and a wee(we were using the smartie method- 1 for a wee,2 for a poo so were both waiting to collect their 3 each...lol) Went to go empty what I thought was both pottys but "A" had just gone right after "C" on the same one and it was overflowing everywhere I am still baffled how can something so little produce so much....lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when I was potty training my twins the ex mum in law bought 2 pottys...but she bought 2 different ones so of course they both wanted the same one...I was in the kitchen making supper one night and they both said they had to go so I said go ahead..a couple of minutes later they ran in all excited as they said they both did a poo and a wee(we were using the smartie method- 1 for a wee,2 for a poo so were both waiting to collect their 3 each...lol) Went to go empty what I thought was both pottys but "A" had just gone right after "C" on the same one and it was overflowing everywhere I am still baffled how can something so little produce so much....lol"

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A tube of Smarties will NEVER be the same again.......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

callum decided to take his nappy of in the middle of the night once, and cover the wall in it and we had anaglypto wall paper at the time, had to strip the whole wall lol and redecorate it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my eldest used to hide behind the couch an my middle child would go to the bottom of the garden lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My little story seem fairly tame now lol at least it will be something to bring up when he's 18 then again he will probably be pisssing everywhere then!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just picked up my sprogs for a long weekend which is brill what is not so good is the boy one is potty training and weve just had our first incident..! Boy comes into the kitchen "daddy daddy I've just done a poo on top of my wee in the potty come and look" so off I go my son hares off into the living room at a rate off knots slips on a book and well you can guess the rest..... Just thought I'd share that with the masses and enjoy your dinner everyonexxx "

That's funny

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"callum decided to take his nappy of in the middle of the night once, and cover the wall in it and we had anaglypto wall paper at the time, had to strip the whole wall lol and redecorate it"

My mother used to take great delight in telling any new girlfriend of mine that i smeared the contents of my nappy all over the walls around my cot.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is going through this stage of development too.. no accidents or horror stories yet. Fingers crossed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"callum decided to take his nappy of in the middle of the night once, and cover the wall in it and we had anaglypto wall paper at the time, had to strip the whole wall lol and redecorate it

My mother used to take great delight in telling any new girlfriend of mine that i smeared the contents of my nappy all over the walls around my cot. "

Ive got a photo of callum it must have been christmas day and hes got a fisherprice kitchen and is stood playing with it naked, he hates it when i get it out and i just say all the rubbish ive ever put with from its payback time

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fisher price kitchen that takes me back did he ever bring you a plate of beans with an arctic roll on top? Just remember the advert

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take photos all the time of Amber and after a few uses of the potty and me going OTT with excitement and praise for her.. she asked me to take a picture of her poo with her and her sticker..

Luckily thats one picture i didnt take

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top