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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

"

I’m in the corner drinking fireball

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

I’m in the corner drinking fireball "

What actually is a fireball?...

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

I’m in the corner drinking fireball

What actually is a fireball?..."

No idea. I don't like alcohol.

I like naked men & pizza

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

I’m in the corner drinking fireball

What actually is a fireball?..."

It’s a bad ass whisky! Drank like a shot

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

I’m in the corner drinking fireball

What actually is a fireball?...

It’s a bad ass whisky! Drank like a shot "

Ah!.. I’ll have another then

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

I’m in the corner drinking fireball

What actually is a fireball?...

No idea. I don't like alcohol.

I like naked men & pizza "

You have a refined palate indeed

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

I’m in the corner drinking fireball

What actually is a fireball?...

No idea. I don't like alcohol.

I like naked men & pizza

You have a refined palate indeed "

I certainly do.

Now whip yet kit off & let's get to the meat feast

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

I’m in the corner drinking fireball

What actually is a fireball?...

It’s a bad ass whisky! Drank like a shot "

I have a few shots worth left in the freezer. Could be tempted. Great night cap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

****CANNONBALL****

Maddie makes her entrance....

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"

****CANNONBALL****

Maddie makes her entrance.... "

Oh, how unfortunate... you’ve landed straight onto my lap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New thread! Thought I couldn't come & get warm again then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

I’m in the corner drinking fireball

What actually is a fireball?..."

I'm actually not sure ... but it tastes like cinnamon and after one shot it works.... It will get you feeling good fast...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

****CANNONBALL****

Maddie makes her entrance....

Oh, how unfortunate... you’ve landed straight onto my lap!"

Ohhh no ... well If you hold my drink I will stay awhile

It's pretty comfy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NARRATOR: Well, it's starting to liven up again after a bit of a lull.

Red is feeding everyone pizzas - meat feast. Obviously!

Maddie is kicking back with a fireball after a long day....and I do believe that's Razor massaging her boobs.....

Cindi has Miles & Wookie strapped to chairs in the bedroom

& there are a number of people naked wrestling by the hot tub. I can't tell who's who....

So, the next chapter begins......

I’m in the corner drinking fireball

What actually is a fireball?...

It’s a bad ass whisky! Drank like a shot

I have a few shots worth left in the freezer. Could be tempted. Great night cap. "

Hi there .... come on it... we've got the Best night cap around !! Glad you are here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/12/20 01:08:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help...I'm strapped in and Cindi has disappeared.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Help...I'm strapped in and Cindi has disappeared."

Have no fear Miles! I shall rescue you!

Wait. What the...? She's put a CHASTITY CAGE on your cock?! Where's the key?

Ah. *Finds pliers* This may pinch a bit......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red, what did you put in my stead. Last thing I remember was that I was tucking into your perfect medium rare steak.

How did I even up strapped into this chair and at Cindi'a mercy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help...I'm strapped in and Cindi has disappeared.

Have no fear Miles! I shall rescue you!

Wait. What the...? She's put a CHASTITY CAGE on your cock?! Where's the key?

Ah. *Finds pliers* This may pinch a bit...... "

AHHHHHH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This'll teach me to loosen my tie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red, those pliers are not working, clearly bc that is hurting rather more than a pinch but strangely, I like it.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Red, those pliers are not working, clearly bc that is hurting rather more than a pinch but strangely, I like it. "

And that's why it's pinching, Miles!

Stop 'liking' it so much. I'll never get the damn thing off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This'll teach me to loosen my tie!!!!"

I tried to tell you ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red, those pliers are not working, clearly bc that is hurting rather more than a pinch but strangely, I like it.

And that's why it's pinching, Miles!

Stop 'liking' it so much. I'll never get the damn thing off "

Stop 'pinching' me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This'll teach me to loosen my tie!!!!

I tried to tell you .... "

Yes, you kept telling me to do it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This'll teach me to loosen my tie!!!!

I tried to tell you ....

Yes, you kept telling me to do it!!"

What... I told you they would be after you Sir ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This'll teach me to loosen my tie!!!!

I tried to tell you ....

Yes, you kept telling me to do it!!

What... I told you they would be after you Sir .... "

Well....that's not terribly helpful information after you've told me to loosen my tie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This'll teach me to loosen my tie!!!!

I tried to tell you ....

Yes, you kept telling me to do it!!

What... I told you they would be after you Sir ....

Well....that's not terribly helpful information after you've told me to loosen my tie. "

Well you should loosen your tie Silly ... It's a good look on you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAKEY WAKEY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WAKEY WAKEY!!!

"

You are up early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WAKEY WAKEY!!!

"

I think Miles has escaped you should catch him Again and tie him up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

"

Go get him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him "

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover "

Yes, that's much more fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover

Yes, that's much more fun!!"

Aha! Where have you been hiding?

Would you like a makeover also?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover

Yes, that's much more fun!!

Aha! Where have you been hiding?

Would you like a makeover also? "

I'll help you do Wookie's, how about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover

Yes, that's much more fun!!

Aha! Where have you been hiding?

Would you like a makeover also? I'll help you do Wookie's, how about that?"

Ok it's a deal.

But be careful, don't wake him. We don't want an angry Wookie on the loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover "

Ohhhh no ... Hmmmm Well we could be creative I suppose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover

Ohhhh no ... Hmmmm Well we could be creative I suppose!! "

It's wouldn't be a party without crazy d*unken shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover

Yes, that's much more fun!!

Aha! Where have you been hiding?

Would you like a makeover also? I'll help you do Wookie's, how about that?

Ok it's a deal.

But be careful, don't wake him. We don't want an angry Wookie on the loose "

He was grumpy earlier. This'll cheer him up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover

Ohhhh no ... Hmmmm Well we could be creative I suppose!!

It's wouldn't be a party without crazy d*unken shenanigans "

True ... lets draw sharpie eyebrows on him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover

Yes, that's much more fun!!

Aha! Where have you been hiding?

Would you like a makeover also? I'll help you do Wookie's, how about that?

Ok it's a deal.

But be careful, don't wake him. We don't want an angry Wookie on the loose

He was grumpy earlier. This'll cheer him up."

Why was he grumpy?

That's not good at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, I'm nodding off. Have fun with Wookie's makeover. Take lots of pictures and post them in the public gallery, He'll love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi goes into her BDSM kit and rummages around.

With a cheeky grin she finds handcuffs, leather restraints and a whip.

"Yoohoo Miles. It's playtime "

Go get him

I see Wookie is fast asleep again, Maddie.

Let's grab some makeup and give him a makeover

Ohhhh no ... Hmmmm Well we could be creative I suppose!!

It's wouldn't be a party without crazy d*unken shenanigans

True ... lets draw sharpie eyebrows on him!!"

Yes, I think he needs a good moustache also to match.

One of those whispy ones that curl up at the ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, I'm nodding off. Have fun with Wookie's makeover. Take lots of pictures and post them in the public gallery, He'll love that. "

Good night Miles, sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out guys ... I can't fight falling asleep anymore.

Goodnite and sweet Dreams my Friends.

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, I'm nodding off. Have fun with Wookie's makeover. Take lots of pictures and post them in the public gallery, He'll love that. "

Love ya, my favourite ladies!! Good night. Have fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out guys ... I can't fight falling asleep anymore.

Goodnite and sweet Dreams my Friends.

Xoxo"

Nighty night sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Cindi goes to the bar, pours a vodka cocktail and sits on the seat looking out at the guests all in slumber land, thinking about the weird and wonderful dreams everyone must be having*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Miles can't sleep anymore after a power nap. Opens a bottle of sparkling water and joins Cindi on the sofa. Cindi rests her head on Miles shoulder. It's cosy and peaceful *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Miles can't sleep anymore after a power nap. Opens a bottle of sparkling water and joins Cindi on the sofa. Cindi rests her head on Miles shoulder. It's cosy and peaceful *"

Bliss

Cindi is happy at the tranquility after the days activities

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Morning youse lot ... shall I put the coffee on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning youse lot ... shall I put the coffee on? "

That's a fantastic idea, thanks Sir

I've called the cleaners in, they should be here in an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning youse lot ... shall I put the coffee on? "

Yes ... coffee would be perfect . Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out guys ... I can't fight falling asleep anymore.

Goodnite and sweet Dreams my Friends.

Xoxo

Nighty night sweet dreams "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Miles can't sleep anymore after a power nap. Opens a bottle of sparkling water and joins Cindi on the sofa. Cindi rests her head on Miles shoulder. It's cosy and peaceful *"

Awwwww

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Have a quick cannonball before work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a quick cannonball before work "

Joining him with a quick Cannonball before work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a quick cannonball before work "

Good idea.

Wake these lazy people up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Cindi let's the cleaners out and makes sure the floors are dry to avoid accidents after all the cannonballs.

She tidies up the bar and sits down to a coffee pondering what today's activities will bring*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da , popped in with a large mug of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da , popped in with a large mug of tea "

Morning Taff.

Any idea where the lube is? I lost it last night and can't find it anywhere.

I think WD stole it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da , popped in with a large mug of tea

Morning Taff.

Any idea where the lube is? I lost it last night and can't find it anywhere.

I think WD stole it "

oh golly i shall have a look see where its gone

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Bore da , popped in with a large mug of tea

Morning Taff.

Any idea where the lube is? I lost it last night and can't find it anywhere.

I think WD stole it "

WD-40?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da , popped in with a large mug of tea

Morning Taff.

Any idea where the lube is? I lost it last night and can't find it anywhere.

I think WD stole it oh golly i shall have a look see where its gone "

Thank you, I'll make you a fresh brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da , popped in with a large mug of tea

Morning Taff.

Any idea where the lube is? I lost it last night and can't find it anywhere.

I think WD stole it WD-40? "

It'll help when he's a bit stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da , popped in with a large mug of tea "

Bore da Taff... Have a wonderful day sweetie !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da , popped in with a large mug of tea

Bore da Taff... Have a wonderful day sweetie !! "

bore da the day has started well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da , popped in with a large mug of tea

Bore da Taff... Have a wonderful day sweetie !! bore da the day has started well "

So glad stay warm my dear

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Good morning hot tub fans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning hot tub fans!"

Good Morning

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Morning naughty coffee in the hot tub anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning naughty coffee in the hot tub anyone "

That would be perfect... how did you ever know... I was just thinking that...

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater


"Morning naughty coffee in the hot tub anyone

That would be perfect... how did you ever know... I was just thinking that... "

Perfect...should I get the robe up, I'm feeling very mischevious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning naughty coffee in the hot tub anyone

That would be perfect... how did you ever know... I was just thinking that...

Perfect...should I get the robe up, I'm feeling very mischevious "

Me too....

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

So is everyone refreshed and raring to go?

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over a year ago


"So is everyone refreshed and raring to go?"

Always ...are you ?

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater


"Morning naughty coffee in the hot tub anyone

That would be perfect... how did you ever know... I was just thinking that...

Perfect...should I get the robe up, I'm feeling very mischevious

Me too.... "

Do you want to measure me

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"So is everyone refreshed and raring to go?

Always ...are you ? "

I’m sure I can keep up

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over a year ago


"Morning naughty coffee in the hot tub anyone

That would be perfect... how did you ever know... I was just thinking that...

Perfect...should I get the robe up, I'm feeling very mischevious

Me too....

Do you want to measure me "

Ohhhh ... I remember from yesterday But never hurts to double check!!!

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater


"Morning naughty coffee in the hot tub anyone

That would be perfect... how did you ever know... I was just thinking that...

Perfect...should I get the robe up, I'm feeling very mischevious

Me too....

Do you want to measure me

Ohhhh ... I remember from yesterday But never hurts to double check!!!"

Are you going to measure from top down...or from bottom up

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east

Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me

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over a year ago


"Morning naughty coffee in the hot tub anyone

That would be perfect... how did you ever know... I was just thinking that...

Perfect...should I get the robe up, I'm feeling very mischevious

Me too....

Do you want to measure me

Ohhhh ... I remember from yesterday But never hurts to double check!!!

Are you going to measure from top down...or from bottom up "

I like to start in the middle... then just go wherever it leads me ...

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me "

Fancy a shot of Bailey’s in that coffee?

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater


"Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me "

Are you game for measuring also

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me

Fancy a shot of Bailey’s in that coffee?"

Kill or cure I guess

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me

Are you game for measuring also "

Measure-me up beaver butler

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me

Fancy a shot of Bailey’s in that coffee?

Kill or cure I guess "

Best cure for a hangover... don’t sober up!

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater


"Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me

Are you game for measuring also

Measure-me up beaver butler "

I love it.....measure the full length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all mind if I get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all mind if I get in"
jump in I've just changed the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*trudges in with a huge pot of coffee*

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*trudges in with a huge pot of coffee*"
pour me a cup would you bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*trudges in with a huge pot of coffee* pour me a cup would you bro"

milk? sugar?

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over a year ago


"*trudges in with a huge pot of coffee* pour me a cup would you bro

milk? sugar?

"

milk but no sugar I'm sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party has slowed right down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll jump in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll jump in again "
my lap is free and the bubbles will hide whatever we do

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over a year ago


"I'll jump in again my lap is free and the bubbles will hide whatever we do "

Hope there is lots of bubbles then

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over a year ago


"I'll jump in again my lap is free and the bubbles will hide whatever we do

Hope there is lots of bubbles then "

what do you have planned

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested?

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over a year ago


"I'll jump in again my lap is free and the bubbles will hide whatever we do

Hope there is lots of bubbles then what do you have planned "

Now that for me to know and you to find out, get the knees ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? "

sounds great yes please and ask cindi and maddie not sure what they did to me but it wont come off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll jump in again my lap is free and the bubbles will hide whatever we do

Hope there is lots of bubbles then what do you have planned

Now that for me to know and you to find out, get the knees ready "

my knees are always ready x

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By *ovestolickclitsMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Best day of the week....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me

Are you game for measuring also "

Hey you didn't offer to measure me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best day of the week.... "

Good Morning...and welcome to our party ... fun never ends around here... You going to hang around awhile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? sounds great yes please and ask cindi and maddie not sure what they did to me but it wont come off "

Maddie did nothing......

Ok....ok I just reshaped your eyebrows with a sharpie ... I mean they do look kinda FAB.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me

Are you game for measuring also

Hey you didn't offer to measure me... "

which bit do you want measuring ...I've got my callipers out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? sounds great yes please and ask cindi and maddie not sure what they did to me but it wont come off

Maddie did nothing......

Ok....ok I just reshaped your eyebrows with a sharpie ... I mean they do look kinda FAB..... "

I look like a badly snow up drag queen lol have you got anything to get it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? "

Good Morning Beautiful.... scrambled eggs and toast sounds great.... thank you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? sounds great yes please and ask cindi and maddie not sure what they did to me but it wont come off

Maddie did nothing......

Ok....ok I just reshaped your eyebrows with a sharpie ... I mean they do look kinda FAB..... I look like a badly snow up drag queen lol have you got anything to get it off "

Yes I do wookie.... be right back !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone, coffee this morning that fireball stamped all over me

Are you game for measuring also

Hey you didn't offer to measure me... which bit do you want measuring ...I've got my callipers out "

Good Morning Mr. NAUGHTY....hmmmm well you can decide what needs to be measured....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? sounds great yes please and ask cindi and maddie not sure what they did to me but it wont come off

Maddie did nothing......

Ok....ok I just reshaped your eyebrows with a sharpie ... I mean they do look kinda FAB..... I look like a badly snow up drag queen lol have you got anything to get it off

Yes I do wookie.... be right back !! "

thank heaven for that

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I've missed most of the party

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over a year ago


"I've missed most of the party "
welcome back where have you been

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over a year ago


"I've missed most of the party "

Good morning Goregous.... that's ok ... you know there will always be another one !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? sounds great yes please and ask cindi and maddie not sure what they did to me but it wont come off

Maddie did nothing......

Ok....ok I just reshaped your eyebrows with a sharpie ... I mean they do look kinda FAB..... I look like a badly snow up drag queen lol have you got anything to get it off

Yes I do wookie.... be right back !! thank heaven for that "

Maddie cleans off wookies face and he causes a fuss the whole time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's baltic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's baltic "

COWBOY..... Well good morning to youuuuuuu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? sounds great yes please and ask cindi and maddie not sure what they did to me but it wont come off

Maddie did nothing......

Ok....ok I just reshaped your eyebrows with a sharpie ... I mean they do look kinda FAB..... I look like a badly snow up drag queen lol have you got anything to get it off

Yes I do wookie.... be right back !! thank heaven for that

Maddie cleans off wookies face and he causes a fuss the whole time "

I'm only causing a fuss because your sat on my penis while your doing it and all I wanna do is thrust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy chaps, everyone ok?

*looks sheepishly at wookie*

What the...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? sounds great yes please and ask cindi and maddie not sure what they did to me but it wont come off

Maddie did nothing......

Ok....ok I just reshaped your eyebrows with a sharpie ... I mean they do look kinda FAB..... I look like a badly snow up drag queen lol have you got anything to get it off

Yes I do wookie.... be right back !! thank heaven for that

Maddie cleans off wookies face and he causes a fuss the whole time I'm only causing a fuss because your sat on my penis while your doing it and all I wanna do is thrust "

What did you just say.....

No I DID NOT BUDDY... THAT DAMN SURE WAS NOT ME.... BUT IM SURE YOU WILL FIND OUT WHO IT WAS VERY SOON.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy chaps, everyone ok?

*looks sheepishly at wookie*

What the...?? "

Bats eyelashes at her Favorite Bartender... Good morning Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone! Hope you all slept well?

Wookie, what is that on your face?

I shall be in the kitchen doing scrambled eggs & toast, if anyone is interested? sounds great yes please and ask cindi and maddie not sure what they did to me but it wont come off

Maddie did nothing......

Ok....ok I just reshaped your eyebrows with a sharpie ... I mean they do look kinda FAB..... I look like a badly snow up drag queen lol have you got anything to get it off

Yes I do wookie.... be right back !! thank heaven for that

Maddie cleans off wookies face and he causes a fuss the whole time I'm only causing a fuss because your sat on my penis while your doing it and all I wanna do is thrust

What did you just say.....

No I DID NOT BUDDY... THAT DAMN SURE WAS NOT ME.... BUT IM SURE YOU WILL FIND OUT WHO IT WAS VERY SOON..... "

maddie you was sat on my lap don't try to deny it now everyone knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy chaps, everyone ok?

*looks sheepishly at wookie*

What the...?? "

what's up jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy chaps, everyone ok?

*looks sheepishly at wookie*

What the...?? what's up jimmy "

Mores the point, what's up with you??

*gestures to face in a circular motion*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy chaps, everyone ok?

*looks sheepishly at wookie*

What the...??

Bats eyelashes at her Favorite Bartender... Good morning Jimmy "

Good morning, how's you sleep?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

NARRATOR: Red serves up lashings of scrambled eggs on toast, with crispy maple bacon crumble on top.

Anyone wanna help me in the kitchen? I need a big strong man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy chaps, everyone ok?

*looks sheepishly at wookie*

What the...?? what's up jimmy

Mores the point, what's up with you??

*gestures to face in a circular motion*"

cindi and maddie need I say more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NARRATOR: Red serves up lashings of scrambled eggs on toast, with crispy maple bacon crumble on top.

Anyone wanna help me in the kitchen? I need a big strong man...."

im here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy chaps, everyone ok?

*looks sheepishly at wookie*

What the...??

Bats eyelashes at her Favorite Bartender... Good morning Jimmy

Good morning, how's you sleep? "

I slept well thank you... had the most Beautiful dream ... When I opened my eyes I could feel my heart beating fast like it was real....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NARRATOR: Red serves up lashings of scrambled eggs on toast, with crispy maple bacon crumble on top.

Anyone wanna help me in the kitchen? I need a big strong man...."

Thank you Red.... this is delicious!! I needed to eat breakfast today too... You are the very Best....

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"NARRATOR: Red serves up lashings of scrambled eggs on toast, with crispy maple bacon crumble on top.

Anyone wanna help me in the kitchen? I need a big strong man.... im here"

In you come, Wookie. Don't look so worried, it's not kitchen duties I need help with.

Let's just say the only large load you'll be lifting is me

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"NARRATOR: Red serves up lashings of scrambled eggs on toast, with crispy maple bacon crumble on top.

Anyone wanna help me in the kitchen? I need a big strong man....

Thank you Red.... this is delicious!! I needed to eat breakfast today too... You are the very Best.... "

Need to keep your strength up, gorgeous! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's baltic

COWBOY..... Well good morning to youuuuuuu "

Top o da morning sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*hands Maddie a large coffee*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NARRATOR: Red serves up lashings of scrambled eggs on toast, with crispy maple bacon crumble on top.

Anyone wanna help me in the kitchen? I need a big strong man.... im here

In you come, Wookie. Don't look so worried, it's not kitchen duties I need help with.

Let's just say the only large load you'll be lifting is me "

puts arms around waist and lifts red up letting her legs wrap around me inserts well you get the point

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I've missed most of the party welcome back where have you been"

Being good

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I've missed most of the party

Good morning Goregous.... that's ok ... you know there will always be another one !! "

Morning beaut x

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"I've missed most of the party welcome back where have you been

Being good "

That doesn’t sound good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've missed most of the party welcome back where have you been

Being good "

I dont believe that x

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I've missed most of the party welcome back where have you been

Being good I dont believe that x"

And why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh Cindi Dear....

Should I tell Wookie or should you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maddie check message please

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Aw Wookie is not feeling well, everyone. I've sent him home with some chicken soup & strict instructions to rest.

Guess he shouldn't have lifted me up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wanders in with a tray of calorie free cream cakes*

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*wanders in with a tray of calorie free cream cakes*

"

Oooh, hello there sunshine!

You know my weakness......food! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wanders in with a tray of calorie free cream cakes*

Oooh, hello there sunshine!

You know my weakness......food! Xx"

your welcome gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAKEY WAKEY!

*Cindi pours the shots, turns the tunes up, throws a load of inflatables and beach balls into the pool and sets the BBQ up*

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"WAKEY WAKEY!

*Cindi pours the shots, turns the tunes up, throws a load of inflatables and beach balls into the pool and sets the BBQ up*"

Cinds pass a shot doll I need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WAKEY WAKEY!

*Cindi pours the shots, turns the tunes up, throws a load of inflatables and beach balls into the pool and sets the BBQ up*

Cinds pass a shot doll I need it "

No problem, have as many as you like

I've got the workmen arriving in a couple of hours to finish the beach house off.

All that remains is the installation of the sex swings

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"WAKEY WAKEY!

*Cindi pours the shots, turns the tunes up, throws a load of inflatables and beach balls into the pool and sets the BBQ up*

Cinds pass a shot doll I need it

No problem, have as many as you like

I've got the workmen arriving in a couple of hours to finish the beach house off.

All that remains is the installation of the sex swings "

You say workmen?? Give me the bottle and I’ll help supervise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WAKEY WAKEY!

*Cindi pours the shots, turns the tunes up, throws a load of inflatables and beach balls into the pool and sets the BBQ up*

Cinds pass a shot doll I need it

No problem, have as many as you like

I've got the workmen arriving in a couple of hours to finish the beach house off.

All that remains is the installation of the sex swings

You say workmen?? Give me the bottle and I’ll help supervise "

They will need testing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey someone need swings fixing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey someone need swings fixing "

Hello, yes please Sir.

It's the beach house please.

But it will require a full test for health and safety purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*"

Behave, it's just been cleaned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey someone need swings fixing

Hello, yes please Sir.

It's the beach house please.

But it will require a full test for health and safety purposes "

Sure I’ll bring my huge wrench for that .. haven’t a toolbox that fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*

Behave, it's just been cleaned! "

spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey someone need swings fixing

Hello, yes please Sir.

It's the beach house please.

But it will require a full test for health and safety purposes

Sure I’ll bring my huge wrench for that .. haven’t a toolbox that fits "

I'm sure we can find something that can accommodate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*

Behave, it's just been cleaned!

spoil sport"

Have you lost your confetti machine?

I'm sure we have a smoke machine round here for you to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey someone need swings fixing

Hello, yes please Sir.

It's the beach house please.

But it will require a full test for health and safety purposes

Sure I’ll bring my huge wrench for that .. haven’t a toolbox that fits

I'm sure we can find something that can accommodate it "

In that case I better grease it up .. the old fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*

Behave, it's just been cleaned!

spoil sport

Have you lost your confetti machine?

I'm sure we have a smoke machine round here for you to play with "

I'm not allowed to play with those after the incident during the school play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey someone need swings fixing

Hello, yes please Sir.

It's the beach house please.

But it will require a full test for health and safety purposes

Sure I’ll bring my huge wrench for that .. haven’t a toolbox that fits

I'm sure we can find something that can accommodate it

In that case I better grease it up .. the old fella "

Yes please. That's very thoughtful Sir.

It will make the work a lot easier

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"*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*

Behave, it's just been cleaned!

spoil sport

Have you lost your confetti machine?

I'm sure we have a smoke machine round here for you to play with

I'm not allowed to play with those after the incident during the school play "

Haha I definitely need to know what happened

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over a year ago


"*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*

Behave, it's just been cleaned!

spoil sport

Have you lost your confetti machine?

I'm sure we have a smoke machine round here for you to play with

I'm not allowed to play with those after the incident during the school play

Haha I definitely need to know what happened "

due to being under age at the time the legal court procedings are sealed for eternity

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over a year ago


"*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*

Behave, it's just been cleaned!

spoil sport

Have you lost your confetti machine?

I'm sure we have a smoke machine round here for you to play with

I'm not allowed to play with those after the incident during the school play

Haha I definitely need to know what happened

due to being under age at the time the legal court procedings are sealed for eternity "

Haha

I have some supersoaker water pistols if you would like to ninja attack people?

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over a year ago


"*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*

Behave, it's just been cleaned!

spoil sport

Have you lost your confetti machine?

I'm sure we have a smoke machine round here for you to play with

I'm not allowed to play with those after the incident during the school play

Haha I definitely need to know what happened

due to being under age at the time the legal court procedings are sealed for eternity

Haha

I have some supersoaker water pistols if you would like to ninja attack people?"

they are sealed to protect me from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*tips a load of jelly mix into the hot tub*

Behave, it's just been cleaned!

spoil sport

Have you lost your confetti machine?

I'm sure we have a smoke machine round here for you to play with

I'm not allowed to play with those after the incident during the school play

Haha I definitely need to know what happened

due to being under age at the time the legal court procedings are sealed for eternity

Haha

I have some supersoaker water pistols if you would like to ninja attack people?

they are sealed to protect me from them "

Don't worry about that, I'll unlock the cupboard and you can have fun

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over a year ago

Miles .... where are you....

Please pop back up....

*****Please******

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Miles .... where are you....

Please pop back up....

*****Please****** "

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