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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No not for me - so no 'you're posting in the wrong place' malarkey thanks!

Ever wish you'd actually taken someone's advice instead of ignoring it?

Or wish someone had listened to advice you'd given them?

For example - given that Mr Gary Glitter smoked so much - you'd think he'd have heeded those wise words in the side of a matchbox!

"Keep away from children"

Cant say you weren't warned Gary!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

every time somebody says don't touch that 'it's hot'

every bloody time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not for me - so no 'you're posting in the wrong place' malarkey thanks!

Ever wish you'd actually taken someone's advice instead of ignoring it?

Or wish someone had listened to advice you'd given them?

For example - given that Mr Gary Glitter smoked so much - you'd think he'd have heeded those wise words in the side of a matchbox!

"Keep away from children"

Cant say you weren't warned Gary!! "

thats clever and funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"every time somebody says don't touch that 'it's hot'

every bloody time....."

A lesson I learnt only so well during a curry binge last month!

So good on the way down - but was singing Jonny Cash the next day whilst getting up close and personal with some expensive aloe vera infused loo roll!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

i havent listened to a U2 song since i read a notice that said 'keep away from the edge'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i havent listened to a U2 song since i read a notice that said 'keep away from the edge'"

Ooh - good one!

I stopped shopping in a certain shop when I lived in London as every time I got on the tube there was a sign saying "Mind the Gap" !!!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"i havent listened to a U2 song since i read a notice that said 'keep away from the edge'

Ooh - good one!

I stopped shopping in a certain shop when I lived in London as every time I got on the tube there was a sign saying "Mind the Gap" !!! "

i stopped drinking tea, as i once got coffee and was told it was hot.

you know what, i cant get the brown stain from around my bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I have learnt from previous experience not to listen when someone says smell this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The electric fence that I touched when I was 12 after being told it was electric, well it wasn't the first time I touched it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mortgage advice 5 years ago, the bit where he said "there's no need to worry about inflation, your yearly salary increases will cover that"

pffft!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

Put your hand in this and you will get a surprise

Never listen to a granny again

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"every time somebody says don't touch that 'it's hot'

every bloody time.....

A lesson I learnt only so well during a curry binge last month!

So good on the way down - but was singing Jonny Cash the next day whilst getting up close and personal with some expensive aloe vera infused loo roll! "

Thanks for sharing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put your hand in this and you will get a surprise

Never listen to a granny again "

Stop hanging out at the old folks home!!

At your age!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"every time somebody says don't touch that 'it's hot'

every bloody time.....

A lesson I learnt only so well during a curry binge last month!

So good on the way down - but was singing Jonny Cash the next day whilst getting up close and personal with some expensive aloe vera infused loo roll!

Thanks for sharing! "

After Johnny Cash, he'd moved onto "Relight My Fire"...

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