FabSwingers.com forum: Do women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mixture of all of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol"

This

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"A mixture of all of this "
don't mind me saying but you have got one big juicy sexy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mixture of all of this don't mind me saying but you have got one big juicy sexy ass "

You smooth talker....see OP, I replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mixture of all of this "

The trick is how to stop Lily messaging you back, she will message and message until you break and before you know it she is bouncing on top of you with your willy up her bum. She is a real pest, drop her a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol"

Every single one of them replies to me.....must be the messages you send out? Try sending a dick....works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they do

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

11th of October you are jerking it to lebron James so are you after women?

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"A mixture of all of this don't mind me saying but you have got one big juicy sexy ass

You smooth talker....see OP, I replied

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women on here are fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mixture of all of this

Thanks hun!

Next time it's my turn to put my willy up your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women on here are fake

And/or man hating lesbians!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the time of the month and the sun needs to be at the highest point in the sky, approx 14:37

I'm in a good mood, might still not reply to a message mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mixture of all of this

Thanks hun!

Next time it's my turn to put my willy up your bum

If it wasn't yours last time then who's willy was it? Gotta start leaving the bloody light on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol"

Do men read the jolly polite replies that couples send to their PMs, or do they just moan on the forums? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knows.

I’m here for the cowboys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women on here are fake

And/or man hating lesbians!

I'm both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck knows.

I’m here for the cowboys!"

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah... Why would we reply?!

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Nope since we block single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck knows.

I’m here for the cowboys!

Me too!"

Don't squat with your spurs on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck knows.

I’m here for the cowboys!

Me too!

Don't squat with your spurs on."

Too late Sam, it ain't my first rodeo

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Fuck knows.

I’m here for the cowboys!"

Just slap my arse and call me rawhide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck knows.

I’m here for the cowboys!

Just slap my arse and call me rawhide

Giddy up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Fuck knows.

I’m here for the cowboys!

Just slap my arse and call me rawhide

Giddy up

Clippity clop beeeyatch

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Erm yeah, as long as the message isn't crass or rude, then it's straight in the delete pile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mixture of all of this

Thanks hun!

Next time it's my turn to put my willy up your bum

If it wasn't yours last time then who's willy was it? Gotta start leaving the bloody light on

No, it's more fun if you don't know who!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely message anyone anymore... I've only messaged 2 people this year purely on the basis of warning them/friendly advice about stuff they've posted on statuses or their profile that could get them into trouble... even then they still delete/block even though you're helping them from possible bans and stuff like that.

Forums on the other hand I've gotten involved with because they're fun and amusing... cant get that with anyone elsewhere.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

#noneoffthem

#okmaybesomeofthem

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"#noneoffthem

#okmaybesomeofthem

We absolutely never reply to men in white underwear.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply "

You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck knows.

I’m here for the cowboys!

Just slap my arse and call me rawhide

Bollocks.

Get your harness on an you can slap mine

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"#noneoffthem

#okmaybesomeofthem

We absolutely never reply to men in white underwear."

They’re not white anymore

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"#noneoffthem

#okmaybesomeofthem

We absolutely never reply to men in white underwear.

They’re not white anymore

*Sending Imodium*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply

You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me

That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

occasionally reply if its worth starting a conversation with. I don't reply just to be polite as it takes too long and get too much abuse from it.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"All women on here are fake

Hey! Just because I have a penis there's no need to call me a fake woman

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Fuck knows.

I’m here for the cowboys!

Just slap my arse and call me rawhide

Bollocks.

Get your harness on an you can slap mine

Only if I can eat your carrot

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol"

I must reply to over 40+ messages each day so get annoyed when folk presume i don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes she asks me to check her tinder. Any reply or whatever. Guys are twats.

“I’ll ruin you”

“Wanna fuck”

“I hope your pushy is bare. If not you’d beast shave”

Three examples of first messages.

On fab I used to reply to everyone *shyly looks at current 155unread* o_O And I have/had a process. “Thanks for the message. But not for us. Happy Hunting” wait until you read it. Saw we were polite and then blocked your profile as that’s just easier for everyone. If I’m on anyone’s profile and its not relevant, I’ll block them.

That process is taht quick especially on here.

Some guys blocked us, ignored us or thanked us. Most didnt. Most would respond with “well you can just leave the lights of and she’ll never see me” or “this is a sex app and the she (ignoring me totally) shouldn’t be on there if she wasn’t going to put up”.

Or the other one being “but why not? I got your criteria”. Fellow men. Criteria is just that. If I said to you I’m looking for a car, it must be red, 4 wheels and 5 doors 100 of you could recommend different cars, but I may only like a few. Granted I’d also have 500 other recommendations for vehicles that weren’t cars, have 4 wheels or red *insert random ongoing race, height or weight forum request joke here”.

So I’m the end. As like most people. Men can’t message us. Not everyone was like that. Just most.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply

You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me

That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one

Must have missed the memo...I even did the secret door knock and stood on one leg with my best knickers on my head saying "wibble" and still no answer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol

I must reply to over 40+ messages each day so get annoyed when folk presume i don't."

We replied to the OP when he messaged us, Bluebell. But moaning is a better sport than improving the quality of the message, eh?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply

You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me

That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one

Must have missed the memo...I even did the secret door knock and stood on one leg with my best knickers on my head saying "wibble" and still no answer

I must have been having a bad poo. Half in, half out and wedged but too girthy to chop in half with my balloon knot gripper muscles.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol"

When and if they reply, they normally say 'fuck off fatty'.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply

You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me

That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one

Must have missed the memo...I even did the secret door knock and stood on one leg with my best knickers on my head saying "wibble" and still no answer

I must have been having a bad poo. Half in, half out and wedged but too girthy to chop in half with my balloon knot gripper muscles."

A good pair of scissors kept by the toilet is what you need for such emergencies

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply

You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me

That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one

Must have missed the memo...I even did the secret door knock and stood on one leg with my best knickers on my head saying "wibble" and still no answer

I must have been having a bad poo. Half in, half out and wedged but too girthy to chop in half with my balloon knot gripper muscles.

A good pair of scissors kept by the toilet is what you need for such emergencies

Garden fucking shears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mosy cpls and fems get rediculous amounts of messages every day. Most bulk delete as it becomes impossible to reply to them all.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have an inbox?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Wasn't an open invite for a message but hey I'll get to it eventually

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