FabSwingers.com forum: My secret

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all

Check out my profile and see if you can figure out my secret

I will reveal in 10 minutes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My guess: the secret is you were clickbaiting to get profile views.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You’re a pretend legal solicitor lawyer type barrister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men will try anything on here to get people to look at their dick.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you wouldn't really meet a 99yr old?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Men will try anything on here to get people to look at their dick."
that’s no entirely accurate - check out 5th May

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Married?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

You have been on television ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

3 minutes to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profile warning is really just irony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting , waiting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your name is really sweekyching?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Your time keeping shite

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Your time keeping shite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your time keeping shite"

Wife just shouted him out the shitter, "you've been in there 9 bloody minutes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was fun.

Next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moment for him?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Well that was fun.

Next!

That was fun

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The suspense is killing me.....

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Why have you hidden your profile OP ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men will try anything on here to get people to look at their dick. that’s no entirely accurate - check out 5th May

He’s gone all shy now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you ask people to look at your profile even though you’ve hidden it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well that was anticlimactic.

Much akin to seating oneself for a mighty turn out on the bog and then only passing a whistling fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this was like waiting for Georgia to turn blue in the election, except it turns red instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile hiden I believe op gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you arranged a meet pre-covid, got yourself all excited to just be left sitting at the bar on your todd....

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Your time keeping shite

Wife just shouted him out the shitter, "you've been in there 9 bloody minutes""

Best probably give that 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when you arranged a meet pre-covid, got yourself all excited to just be left sitting at the bar on your todd...."

Gutted but on this occasion, I sure your not..

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested "

Pizza ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested "

Shall we all go for a curry? Looks like we have all been stood up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when you arranged a meet pre-covid, got yourself all excited to just be left sitting at the bar on your todd....

Gutted but on this occasion, I sure your not.."

This is the first no show I have ever had, I am actually gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested

Shall we all go for a curry? Looks like we have all been stood up."

I could eat curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested

Pizza ?

Pepperoni??? And can we have doughballs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested

Shall we all go for a curry? Looks like we have all been stood up."

Yes, we're off for pizza first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when you arranged a meet pre-covid, got yourself all excited to just be left sitting at the bar on your todd....

Gutted but on this occasion, I sure your not..

This is the first no show I have ever had, I am actually gutted

Hopefully the only one. he is waste of time and banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested

Shall we all go for a curry? Looks like we have all been stood up.

Yes, we're off for pizza first

Pizza Naan breads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going on the green arrow, he says he’s a naturist, so I’m guessing it’s that.

Look forward to you clarifying Op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested

Shall we all go for a curry? Looks like we have all been stood up.

Yes, we're off for pizza first

Pizza Naan breads?"

No with doughballs, we're having naan with the curry

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested

Pizza ?

Pepperoni??? And can we have doughballs?"

Garlic dough balls *drools*

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Going on the green arrow, he says he’s a naturist, so I’m guessing it’s that.

Look forward to you clarifying Op"

That was on his profile before he hid it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested

Pizza ?

Pepperoni??? And can we have doughballs?

Garlic dough balls *drools*"

Fetches a wet floor sign for Sofia

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"What's happening now? I'm hungry if anyone is interested

Pizza ?

Pepperoni??? And can we have doughballs?

Garlic dough balls *drools*

Fetches a wet floor sign for Sofia"

No, just fetch pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And hes gone in a flash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP went UNLOS, shit, I dont mind hiding mine but fuck that, its just not cricket!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody follow me to the naughty step (there is still pizza, dough balls and curry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profile hiden I believe op gone "

Called lol new it the minute i clicked profile and it sed hidden

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Everybody follow me to the naughty step (there is still pizza, dough balls and curry)"

Oooh, that sounds like a very scrumptious naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well.... I've read some pointless ops in my time, but I think that one wins.

My guess is his secret was his Mrs caught him on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody follow me to the naughty step (there is still pizza, dough balls and curry)"

On it like a tramp on chips

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Well.... I've read some pointless ops in my time, but I think that one wins.

My guess is his secret was his Mrs caught him on here."

I think it was his mum, he’s lost his Xbox time now and has had his phone confiscated.

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By *oober698Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

"My guess: the secret is you were clickbaiting to get profile views."

So thats what I'm supposed to do to get looked at! I knew I was doing it wrong!

Everyone, look at his profile. Right while they are all looking im gonna hide my dick pics and then my profile in three minutes! Oops did i say that out loud!

So did anyone actually look at his profile?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"My guess: the secret is you were clickbaiting to get profile views.

So thats what I'm supposed to do to get looked at! I knew I was doing it wrong!

Everyone, look at his profile. Right while they are all looking im gonna hide my dick pics and then my profile in three minutes! Oops did i say that out loud!

So did anyone actually look at his profile?

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a wonderful curry tonight. If I’d known we’d all be needing some I’d have ordered extra!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

His secret was he was leaving I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody follow me to the naughty step (there is still pizza, dough balls and curry)

On it like a tramp on chips"

Hides chips down undercrackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the MF left the site!? What a kick in the fanny that was!

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By *oober698Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

"My guess: the secret is you were clickbaiting to get profile views.

So thats what I'm supposed to do to get looked at! I knew I was doing it wrong!

Everyone, look at his profile. Right while they are all looking im gonna hide my dick pics and then my profile in three minutes! Oops did i say that out loud!

So did anyone actually look at his profile?

Yep

I hope we didn't miss anything!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has the MF left the site!? What a kick in the fanny that was! "

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Everybody follow me to the naughty step (there is still pizza, dough balls and curry)

On it like a tramp on chips

Hides chips down undercrackers."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My guess: the secret is you were clickbaiting to get profile views.

So thats what I'm supposed to do to get looked at! I knew I was doing it wrong!

Everyone, look at his profile. Right while they are all looking im gonna hide my dick pics and then my profile in three minutes! Oops did i say that out loud!

So did anyone actually look at his profile?

Yep

Yeah I looked also.

Didn't expect him to leave the site.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"My guess: the secret is you were clickbaiting to get profile views.

So thats what I'm supposed to do to get looked at! I knew I was doing it wrong!

Everyone, look at his profile. Right while they are all looking im gonna hide my dick pics and then my profile in three minutes! Oops did i say that out loud!

So did anyone actually look at his profile?

Yep

I hope we didn't miss anything!!

It wasn't a bad profile, no idea why he left.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My guess: the secret is you were clickbaiting to get profile views.

So thats what I'm supposed to do to get looked at! I knew I was doing it wrong!

Everyone, look at his profile. Right while they are all looking im gonna hide my dick pics and then my profile in three minutes! Oops did i say that out loud!

So did anyone actually look at his profile?

Yep

I hope we didn't miss anything!!

It wasn't a bad profile, no idea why he left."

That was the secret....!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"My guess: the secret is you were clickbaiting to get profile views.

So thats what I'm supposed to do to get looked at! I knew I was doing it wrong!

Everyone, look at his profile. Right while they are all looking im gonna hide my dick pics and then my profile in three minutes! Oops did i say that out loud!

So did anyone actually look at his profile?

Yep

I hope we didn't miss anything!!

It wasn't a bad profile, no idea why he left.

That was the secret....! "

Get lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody follow me to the naughty step (there is still pizza, dough balls and curry)

On it like a tramp on chips

Hides chips down undercrackers."

You had me with that last time. Not falling for that again

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