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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Youve just walked into a room and seen the above user...

Only using FIVE words what are you saying to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youve just walked into a room and seen the above user...

Only using FIVE words what are you saying to them?"

What are you cooking Handsome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youve just walked into a room and seen the above user...

Only using FIVE words what are you saying to them?

What are you cooking Handsome? "

Why is your shirt undone?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Who's that on your jumper?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Who's that on your jumper?"

Nice deck of cards there;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's that on your jumper?"

Lol Selena Gomez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's that on your jumper?

Lol Selena Gomez"

Ohh look at that cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do the Carlton?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can you do the Carlton?"

Is that guitar compensating for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a budgie you’re smuggling?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

How did you get in?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 22:18:15]"

Can I smell your fingers?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Don't mind me. Im leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind me. Im leaving "

I’m jealous. You’re something special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any diet hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any diet hun?"

Get yir tits oot now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any diet hun?

Get yir tits oot now"

Give me a good pumpin

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Got any diet hun?

Get yir tits oot now"

Is your bum very clean

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Got any diet hun?

Get yir tits oot now"

Not in a public place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any diet hun?

Get yir tits oot now

Is your bum very clean "

I love your outlook here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not in a public place "

Now the party's gonna start!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fancy a game of Scrabble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you about to fart...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"

Not in a public place

Now the party's gonna start! "

What have people been saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not in a public place

Now the party's gonna start!

What have people been saying "

Wink wink nudge nudge

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"

Not in a public place

Now the party's gonna start!

What have people been saying

Wink wink nudge nudge "

Tell me over a vodka

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"

Not in a public place

Now the party's gonna start!

What have people been saying

Wink wink nudge nudge

Tell me over a vodka "

We should win on Sunday

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"

Not in a public place

Now the party's gonna start!

What have people been saying

Wink wink nudge nudge

Tell me over a vodka

We should win on Sunday "

I’m an adopted Spurs fan

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"

Not in a public place

Now the party's gonna start!

What have people been saying

Wink wink nudge nudge

Tell me over a vodka

We should win on Sunday

I’m an adopted Spurs fan "

The lucky mascot has arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like what we see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooohoooo, motorboat timeeeeee! Get innnn!!11

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Woooohoooo, motorboat timeeeeee! Get innnn!!11 "

Go on then. You'll do.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Little short for a stormtrooper?

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By *ustforfun49Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

Wow you both look great

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Woops sorry wrong room bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When did you get here?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I've rented here since 2018

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've rented here since 2018"

Better pay me rent then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've rented here since 2018

Better pay me rent then "

Pull your knickers over love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've rented here since 2018

Better pay me rent then

Pull your knickers over love"

I’m not wearing any hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've rented here since 2018

Better pay me rent then

Pull your knickers over love

I’m not wearing any hehe "

Pull your cheeks open darling

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

How often do you train

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By *ocknockerMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I've rented here since 2018

Better pay me rent then

Pull your knickers over love

I’m not wearing any hehe

Pull your cheeks open darling"

Is it your round pal

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By *p4u69Man
over a year ago

Guernsey


"I've rented here since 2018

Better pay me rent then

Pull your knickers over love

I’m not wearing any hehe

Pull your cheeks open darling

Is it your round pal "

Put so e bloody clothes on...

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I've got nothing to tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got any rope

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Have you got any rope "

Where are my bloody donuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got any rope

Where are my bloody donuts? "

Get on your fuking knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got any rope

Where are my bloody donuts?

Get on your fuking knees"

Theres a C in Fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got any rope

Where are my bloody donuts?

Get on your fuking knees

Theres a C in Fucking "

Is Robin with you also?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got any rope

Where are my bloody donuts?

Get on your fuking knees"

Where the girl who wanted to be dp`ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you bring your sister?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Did you bring your sister?"

It’s cold outside wear clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you in my shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/12/20 13:09:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why you in my shower "

I very dirty lol

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London


"Why you in my shower "

You along way from home

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Why you in my shower

You along way from home"

hands off my hob nobs

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Was only lookin honest

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

How’s it going my man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why you in my shower

I very dirty lol"

Oooo have some gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why you in my shower

You along way from home"

Chance be a fine thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why you in my shower

You along way from home hands off my hob nobs "

They stick in your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why you in my shower

I very dirty lol

Oooo have some gel "

Hold on this'll be rough!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London


"Why you in my shower

You along way from home

Chance be a fine thing "

I’ll take that chance

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Why you in my shower

You along way from home

Chance be a fine thing

I’ll take that chance "

pick the bloody towel up

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London


"Why you in my shower

You along way from home

Chance be a fine thing

I’ll take that chance pick the bloody towel up "

How’d you get in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you dressed up as ironman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I feel your muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I feel your muscles "

Only if I feel you x

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello mate, fancy a pint?

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich

Let’s share hot wife Amanda ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you been doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna be in my bubble?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wanna be in my bubble? "
yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna be in my bubble? yes x"

Shall we do cocktails now

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich

Hopefully that catsuit is waterproof

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wanna be in my bubble? yes x

Shall we do cocktails now "

Yes please beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna be in my bubble? yes x

Shall we do cocktails now

Yes please beautiful xx"

What's your recommendation then lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully that catsuit is waterproof "

Meowwww, its wetlook maybe waterproof

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wanna be in my bubble? yes x

Shall we do cocktails now

Yes please beautiful xx

What's your recommendation then lovely xx

"

Water for me and your choice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna be in my bubble? yes x

Shall we do cocktails now

Yes please beautiful xx

What's your recommendation then lovely xx

"

Bend down touch your toes let me show you were my rocket goes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wanna be in my bubble? yes x

Shall we do cocktails now

Yes please beautiful xx

What's your recommendation then lovely xx

Bend down touch your toes let me show you were my rocket goes "

Not today dear dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna be in my bubble? yes x

Shall we do cocktails now

Yes please beautiful xx

What's your recommendation then lovely xx

Bend down touch your toes let me show you were my rocket goes

Not today dear dear "

Well there's a pound coin glued to the floor I be waiting in the shadows

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich


"Hopefully that catsuit is waterproof

Meowwww, its wetlook maybe waterproof "

I’ve looked, now let’s test!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit me with your rhythm-stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am if you are ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit me with your rhythm-stick"

Hit me slowly hit me quick (that's 6)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female friend has been trying to get a photo verification all day. Submitted picture holding paper as specified. But nothing is being verified and shes not able to access her profile. Anyone know whats goin on

Help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female friend has been trying to get a photo verification all day. Submitted picture holding paper as specified. But nothing is being verified and shes not able to access her profile. Anyone know whats goin on

Help

"

That's definitely more than 5 words as well

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Female friend has been trying to get a photo verification all day. Submitted picture holding paper as specified. But nothing is being verified and shes not able to access her profile. Anyone know whats goin on

Help

"

I can’t see you unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female friend has been trying to get a photo verification all day. Submitted picture holding paper as specified. But nothing is being verified and shes not able to access her profile. Anyone know whats goin on

Help

"

That's more than five words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit me with your rhythm-stick

Hit me slowly hit me quick (that's 6)"

Shoulda hyphenated like-wot i did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit me with your rhythm-stick

Hit me slowly hit me quick (that's 6)

Shoulda hyphenated like-wot i did"

Je t'adore, ich liebe-dich!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Ohh, hello. You are lovely..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ohh, hello. You are lovely.. "

Hey, you two look gooooood x

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich


"

Ohh, hello. You are lovely..

Hey, you two look gooooood x"

Let’s go find an MMF

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Bet you can't go allnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet you can't go allnight "

Challenge accepted! Let's try it

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich

It’s on, any girls in?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It’s on, any girls in?"

Me me me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why you in my house "

Your knickers smell absolutely incredible

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich

Pass them here, my turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass them here, my turn"

That's my jizz you're sniffing!

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich

Smells like the barman’s ass

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hello nice to meet you.

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich

Pleasures all mine, nice shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pleasures all mine, nice shoes "

Oi, don't steal them shoes!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Pleasures all mine, nice shoes

Oi, don't steal them shoes! "

Don't even try stealing shoes!

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By *oingallknightMan
over a year ago

norwich

That’s all you’re wearing later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s all you’re wearing later "

I hope we can share

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"That’s all you’re wearing later

I hope we can share "

You'll need more lube

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