FabSwingers.com forum: Father Christmas

By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.

I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you still believe in the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it's a joke. For a minute there I thought you were serious! Of course he's real.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I hope you still believe in the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny

Of course! Please don’t tell me they don’t exist?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean, not real?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Oh it's a joke. For a minute there I thought you were serious! Of course he's real.

How’s Donald doing?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What do you mean, not real?

Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it's a joke. For a minute there I thought you were serious! Of course he's real.

How’s Donald doing?

He's bouncing around on his space hopper and lobbing golf balls at elves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean, not real?

Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies "

I like a good joke but that's just not funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean, not real?

Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies

I like a good joke but that's just not funny!

Don't worry Doc. Jonathan Van Tam was on the BBC news the other day answering questions about the covid vaccine. A kid asked if Father Christmas will be able to get the vaccine and JVT said yes due to his age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean, not real?

Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies

I like a good joke but that's just not funny!

Oh good, I was worried for him too.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What do you mean, not real?

Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies

I like a good joke but that's just not funny!

Santa comes but once a year....poor frustrated Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa said i can sit on his knee if I've been a good girl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... And if I've been a bad girl i can bend over his knee

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"... And if I've been a bad girl i can bend over his knee

I doubt you’ll get “permission” for that!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What do you mean, not real?

Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies

I like a good joke but that's just not funny!

Oh good, I was worried for him too.

Don’t fear lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"... And if I've been a bad girl i can bend over his knee

Ha ha see the Christmas bow is out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next you'll be saying there's no red nosed reindeer or Grinch!!!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Next you'll be saying there's no red nosed reindeer or Grinch!!!

Hahaha

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I remember my farther bringing a dead deer home and saying, well the fat bastard won’t be dropping any presents this year ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an animal lover but can't help having a laugh about this oldie I heard on Whose Line

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is dead.

Reports show he was flying over Barcelona today, when the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.

Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm an animal lover but can't help having a laugh about this oldie I heard on Whose Line

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is dead.

Reports show he was flying over Barcelona today, when the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.

Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane "

Hahahaha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Like silicon heaven

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By *iger-NWMan
over a year ago

Preston

I'm still annoyed that I found out from The Beano aged about six.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! Who's been collecting that direct debit then?...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.

I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work

Then whose lap have I been sitting on?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.

I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work

Then whose lap have I been sitting on?

Pervert

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.

I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work

Then whose lap have I been sitting on?

Pervert

Thank you!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.

I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work

Then whose lap have I been sitting on?

Pervert

Thank you!

I’d also take that as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.

I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work

This made me laugh way more than it should have.....still laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh ffs you just blew my xmas is he not real

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.

I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work

This made me laugh way more than it should have.....still laughing "

Humour, sex and cake

Oops wrong thread

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"oh ffs you just blew my xmas is he not real"

Oops...Soz

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over a year ago

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

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