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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*plots*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm back "
welcome back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a fat lad? Glad I wore shorts and not the Speedos this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a fat lad? Glad I wore shorts and not the Speedos this time "
in ya jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a fat lad? Glad I wore shorts and not the Speedos this time in ya jump "

Cannonball....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where is the rest of the crew maddie u out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were "

I'M IN .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were

I'M IN ..... "
I wondered where you was babe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a fat lad? Glad I wore shorts and not the Speedos this time in ya jump

Cannonball...."

Hey.... you got my hair wet... Can you do it again....

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"As you were "

NO 4 !! Let’s go !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

I'M IN ..... I wondered where you was babe x"

I'm always here... even when I'm not.... Jedi powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

NO 4 !! Let’s go !!! "

Hi Beautiful... I'm feeling like fireball body shots... you in?

I go first....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were

I'M IN ..... I wondered where you was babe x

I'm always here... even when I'm not.... Jedi powers "
the force is strong with this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were

NO 4 !! Let’s go !!! "
what your drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sits quietly in the corner*

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"As you were

NO 4 !! Let’s go !!!

Hi Beautiful... I'm feeling like fireball body shots... you in?

I go first...."

Set them up baby

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"As you were

NO 4 !! Let’s go !!! what your drinking "

Fireball please

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere Southwest

Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were

NO 4 !! Let’s go !!! what your drinking

Fireball please "
her you go beautiful flames with it

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"As you were

NO 4 !! Let’s go !!! what your drinking

Fireball please her you go beautiful flames with it "

Cheers

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Might stop by after work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were

NO 4 !! Let’s go !!! what your drinking

Fireball please her you go beautiful flames with it

Cheers "
anything for a beautiful woman would you like some cake also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

NO 4 !! Let’s go !!! what your drinking

Fireball please her you go beautiful flames with it

Cheers "

Cheers Goregous... to nothing but a good time I added sparks to yours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might stop by after work "

And we shall be here waiting Secret Superhero....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all."

Welcome FlirtMan... with a name like that ... ummm yea I'd say we got plenty of room!!

Fyi: Watch out for me and the Blonde Beauty we are TROUBLE WHEN MIXED TOGETHER....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Removes mankini shouts wakanda forever and jumps into the hot tube waking a huge splash

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Welcome FlirtMan... with a name like that ... ummm yea I'd say we got plenty of room!!

Fyi: Watch out for me and the Blonde Beauty we are TROUBLE WHEN MIXED TOGETHER.... "

Mixing us is like mixing your drinks ! It’s fun and fucks you up

You know you shouldn’t mix but when you do it’s the best night ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Welcome FlirtMan... with a name like that ... ummm yea I'd say we got plenty of room!!

Fyi: Watch out for me and the Blonde Beauty we are TROUBLE WHEN MIXED TOGETHER....

Mixing us is like mixing your drinks ! It’s fun and fucks you up

You know you shouldn’t mix but when you do it’s the best night ever "
I wamma play with you both at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all."

Hello

I don't think we've met before

*Giggles*

I'm Cindi, I'm sure I can 'look after you'

Would you care for a drink?

(If you here rumours about me from the other men, it's not true. I've never been married to Wookiedad and I don't enjoy dirty sex)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Hello

I don't think we've met before

*Giggles*

I'm Cindi, I'm sure I can 'look after you'

Would you care for a drink?

(If you here rumours about me from the other men, it's not true. I've never been married to Wookiedad and I don't enjoy dirty sex)"
is hide if I was you this ome is nothing but filthy flirty trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Popping away for a bit I leave you in cindis hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Hello

I don't think we've met before

*Giggles*

I'm Cindi, I'm sure I can 'look after you'

Would you care for a drink?

(If you here rumours about me from the other men, it's not true. I've never been married to Wookiedad and I don't enjoy dirty sex)is hide if I was you this ome is nothing but filthy flirty trouble "

Now now WD.

Lets not scare our guest......yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Welcome FlirtMan... with a name like that ... ummm yea I'd say we got plenty of room!!

Fyi: Watch out for me and the Blonde Beauty we are TROUBLE WHEN MIXED TOGETHER....

Mixing us is like mixing your drinks ! It’s fun and fucks you up

You know you shouldn’t mix but when you do it’s the best night ever "

#truth

We are a deadly combo...

Love ya Beautiful

Tonight it's on...I'm in the mood to start trouble!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

"

I'm sorry I pas*sed out yesterday. I was quite overwhelmed at the prospect of receiving half A strawberry in that manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

I'm sorry I pas*sed out yesterday. I was quite overwhelmed at the prospect of receiving half A strawberry in that manner."

Just wait till I get the ice cubes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

I'm sorry I pas*sed out yesterday. I was quite overwhelmed at the prospect of receiving half A strawberry in that manner.

Just wait till I get the ice cubes out "

* Miles pas*ses out again *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Welcome FlirtMan... with a name like that ... ummm yea I'd say we got plenty of room!!

Fyi: Watch out for me and the Blonde Beauty we are TROUBLE WHEN MIXED TOGETHER....

Mixing us is like mixing your drinks ! It’s fun and fucks you up

You know you shouldn’t mix but when you do it’s the best night ever I wamma play with you both at the same time "

Well if you are feeling Brave...we don't come with a warning label... Please sign waiver at the Bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello."

Hi Rebel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

I'm sorry I pas*sed out yesterday. I was quite overwhelmed at the prospect of receiving half A strawberry in that manner.

Just wait till I get the ice cubes out "

GET HIM BEAUTIFUL...HE NEEDS IT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Hi Rebel....

"

I think I need to calm down with Miles, Maddie.

I'm getting him too excited

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Welcome FlirtMan... with a name like that ... ummm yea I'd say we got plenty of room!!

Fyi: Watch out for me and the Blonde Beauty we are TROUBLE WHEN MIXED TOGETHER....

Mixing us is like mixing your drinks ! It’s fun and fucks you up

You know you shouldn’t mix but when you do it’s the best night ever

#truth

We are a deadly combo...

Love ya Beautiful

Tonight it's on...I'm in the mood to start trouble!!"

The deadliest combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Hi Rebel....

I think I need to calm down with Miles, Maddie.

I'm getting him too excited "

Best of luck Dear... that one is a HANDFUL....always the quiet ones isn't it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Hi Rebel....

I think I need to calm down with Miles, Maddie.

I'm getting him too excited

Best of luck Dear... that one is a HANDFUL....always the quiet ones isn't it!! "

It is.

Although I have a sneaky feeling there is a dark side within him, waiting to be drawn out

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Jesus, I'm seriously late to this party

Is there room at the Inn??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus, I'm seriously late to this party

Is there room at the Inn?? "

Hi there.... We always have room You can stay at the Guest house... Welcome to the party... nice Suit ... a little overdressed... please remove and head straight for the tub... I will get you a drink... what will it be....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better late than never I'm in!

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"Jesus, I'm seriously late to this party

Is there room at the Inn??

Hi there.... We always have room You can stay at the Guest house... Welcome to the party... nice Suit ... a little overdressed... please remove and head straight for the tub... I will get you a drink... what will it be.... "

Don’t we give all new entry’s a guided tour to the tub mads??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh meat

Hello boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys "

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!"

OMG GUYS THIS ONE IS ONE OF MY VERY BEST FRIENDS!!

Be sweet ... to him

He's a Favorite of mine...

And hes smoking HOT!!

Hi Stranger... welcome to the party... I will see you after work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

OMG GUYS THIS ONE IS ONE OF MY VERY BEST FRIENDS!!

Be sweet ... to him

He's a Favorite of mine...

And hes smoking HOT!!

Hi Stranger... welcome to the party... I will see you after work "

Well hello you!! And thank you for making sure everyone plays nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!"

I do apologise Sir, I'm being lead astray by the girls here. They are a bad influence on me.

I'm very innocent.

Honest

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere Southwest


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Welcome FlirtMan... with a name like that ... ummm yea I'd say we got plenty of room!!

Fyi: Watch out for me and the Blonde Beauty we are TROUBLE WHEN MIXED TOGETHER....

Mixing us is like mixing your drinks ! It’s fun and fucks you up

You know you shouldn’t mix but when you do it’s the best night ever "

It's always nice to do what you know you shouldn't every now and then! Sounds like the hot tub heater is redundant with you two about; the water will get to boiling point in no time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

I do apologise Sir, I'm being lead astray by the girls here. They are a bad influence on me.

I'm very innocent.

Honest "

Innocent you say?!?!

Blame the ladies on here corrupting your innocent demeanour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

I do apologise Sir, I'm being lead astray by the girls here. They are a bad influence on me.

I'm very innocent.

Honest

Innocent you say?!?!

Blame the ladies on here corrupting your innocent demeanour!"

Who am I trying to kid.

They are as shocked as anyone at my behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

I do apologise Sir, I'm being lead astray by the girls here. They are a bad influence on me.

I'm very innocent.

Honest

Innocent you say?!?!

Blame the ladies on here corrupting your innocent demeanour!

Who am I trying to kid.

They are as shocked as anyone at my behaviour "

Ha ha!! That's more in keeping with that profile pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

I do apologise Sir, I'm being lead astray by the girls here. They are a bad influence on me.

I'm very innocent.

Honest

Innocent you say?!?!

Blame the ladies on here corrupting your innocent demeanour!

Who am I trying to kid.

They are as shocked as anyone at my behaviour

Ha ha!! That's more in keeping with that profile pic!"

That's one of the tame ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better late than never I'm in!"

HI STRANGER.... YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME to any party I'm Having !!

Have fun !!

#always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out.

The idea of a hot tub in a sex club is akin to a hot soup of infection with bits.

It's an explosion of bacteria with viral croutons and soured cream swirls.

It actually makes me feel bilious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Welcome FlirtMan... with a name like that ... ummm yea I'd say we got plenty of room!!

Fyi: Watch out for me and the Blonde Beauty we are TROUBLE WHEN MIXED TOGETHER....

Mixing us is like mixing your drinks ! It’s fun and fucks you up

You know you shouldn’t mix but when you do it’s the best night ever

It's always nice to do what you know you shouldn't every now and then! Sounds like the hot tub heater is redundant with you two about; the water will get to boiling point in no time!"

Sizzling hot water...

Be careful not to get burned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

I do apologise Sir, I'm being lead astray by the girls here. They are a bad influence on me.

I'm very innocent.

Honest

Innocent you say?!?!

Blame the ladies on here corrupting your innocent demeanour!

Who am I trying to kid.

They are as shocked as anyone at my behaviour

Ha ha!! That's more in keeping with that profile pic!

That's one of the tame ones "

Well don't think anyone is surprised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better late than never I'm in!

HI STRANGER.... YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME to any party I'm Having !!

Have fun !!

#always"

Maddie,

Miles has gone to restock the bar.

He should be back in a couple of hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better late than never I'm in!

HI STRANGER.... YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME to any party I'm Having !!

Have fun !!

#always"

Thanks darling, who could refuse such an invite with such company!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere Southwest


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

I do apologise Sir, I'm being lead astray by the girls here. They are a bad influence on me.

I'm very innocent.

Honest

Innocent you say?!?!

Blame the ladies on here corrupting your innocent demeanour!

Who am I trying to kid.

They are as shocked as anyone at my behaviour

Ha ha!! That's more in keeping with that profile pic!

That's one of the tame ones

Well don't think anyone is surprised!"

If anything gets injured, you can always kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out.

The idea of a hot tub in a sex club is akin to a hot soup of infection with bits.

It's an explosion of bacteria with viral croutons and soured cream swirls.

It actually makes me feel bilious."

WAIT... WERE NOT A SEX CLUB...

ARE WE... Nope we aren't... but I'm the same ... I seriously inspect any hot tub before I'm in it.. But please do stay and have a Drink , some of the very Best people here that you will find on all of FAB

... Our Bartender Jimmy knows how to make them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

I do apologise Sir, I'm being lead astray by the girls here. They are a bad influence on me.

I'm very innocent.

Honest

Innocent you say?!?!

Blame the ladies on here corrupting your innocent demeanour!

Who am I trying to kid.

They are as shocked as anyone at my behaviour

Ha ha!! That's more in keeping with that profile pic!

That's one of the tame ones

Well don't think anyone is surprised!

If anything gets injured, you can always kiss it better"

I often find it's best to apply a sucking technique to assist with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sets off a confetti cannon*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat

Hello boys

Fresh meat?! I should be taken aback but I most definitely am not!

I do apologise Sir, I'm being lead astray by the girls here. They are a bad influence on me.

I'm very innocent.

Honest

Innocent you say?!?!

Blame the ladies on here corrupting your innocent demeanour!

Who am I trying to kid.

They are as shocked as anyone at my behaviour

Ha ha!! That's more in keeping with that profile pic!

That's one of the tame ones

Well don't think anyone is surprised!

If anything gets injured, you can always kiss it better

I often find it's best to apply a sucking technique to assist with "

Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better late than never I'm in!

HI STRANGER.... YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME to any party I'm Having !!

Have fun !!

#always

Thanks darling, who could refuse such an invite with such company!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sets off a confetti cannon*"

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo"

Ive booked a DJ for tonight.

80s classics are his speciality, and he says he will even be naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Hi Rebel....

I think I need to calm down with Miles, Maddie.

I'm getting him too excited

Best of luck Dear... that one is a HANDFUL....always the quiet ones isn't it!!

It is.

Although I have a sneaky feeling there is a dark side within him, waiting to be drawn out "

Careful what you wish for My Pretty ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello chums oh golly part 4

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Is it socially acceptable to ‘cannonball’ into the hot tube??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it socially acceptable to ‘cannonball’ into the hot tube??"

Only if you make sure to splash the Hostess and you are naked Mr. Sexy ....

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Is it socially acceptable to ‘cannonball’ into the hot tube??

Only if you make sure to splash the Hostess and you are naked Mr. Sexy .... "

Well that would be rude not to!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Can I squeeze in anywhere?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Runs through the garden smacking naked bottoms

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"Can I squeeze in anywhere? "

Of course jump on in and grab a fireball on the way in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Runs through the garden smacking naked bottoms "
ouchie

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Runs through the garden smacking naked bottoms ouchie "

Oh behave! you love the attention

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"Runs through the garden smacking naked bo

ttoms "

There you are Naughty

It's about time.... ya better of snacked my ass Sir....

I got you a present....

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I'm here!

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over a year ago


"Runs through the garden smacking naked bottoms ouchie "

Hey NOBODY SMACKS SWEET TAFF'S

ASS UNLESS IT ME MR....

#myparty

#behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Runs through the garden smacking naked bottoms "

*Bends over waiting eagerly*

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over a year ago


"I'm here! "

There she is.... The other pea to my Pod...

HI GOREGOUS.... LOTS OF LOVELY NEW MEN ABOUT TODAY... SHOW them around till I get there!!

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over a year ago


"Runs through the garden smacking naked bottoms

*Bends over waiting eagerly*"

Maddie assumes position by Cindi...

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over a year ago


"Can I squeeze in anywhere? "

Hi there Pretty Lady... you squeeze wherever you wish... lots of Gentleman here ... they will move right over...

Welcome to our party... What can I get you to drink...

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over a year ago


"Is it socially acceptable to ‘cannonball’ into the hot tube??

Only if you make sure to splash the Hostess and you are naked Mr. Sexy ....

Well that would be rude not to! "

I always knew you Had manners Handsome... come have a drink with me ...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Runs through the garden smacking naked bottoms ouchie

Hey NOBODY SMACKS SWEET TAFF'S

ASS UNLESS IT ME MR....

#myparty

#behave"

Yeah whatever if its naked and in range it's getting a whack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello chums oh golly part 4 "

My Sweet Taff... it's never truly kicking this little party "that could "of ours until you arrive my Dearest...

Come sit with me... lets talk about how Jolly and wonderful This Crazy Beautiful life is...xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Runs through the garden smacking naked bottoms ouchie

Hey NOBODY SMACKS SWEET TAFF'S

ASS UNLESS IT ME MR....

#myparty

#behave

Yeah whatever if its naked and in range it's getting a whack "

*Moves closer to optimum range*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it socially acceptable to ‘cannonball’ into the hot tube??

Only if you make sure to splash the Hostess and you are naked Mr. Sexy ....

Well that would be rude not to! "

Hello Sir

Can I get you a drink or something to nibble on

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm back, bitches!!!!!!!!!!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Is it socially acceptable to ‘cannonball’ into the hot tube??

Only if you make sure to splash the Hostess and you are naked Mr. Sexy ....

Well that would be rude not to!

I always knew you Had manners Handsome... come have a drink with me ... "

What are we drinking maddie?

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over a year ago


"I'm back, bitches!!!!!!!!!! "

Yey!

The DJ is setting up Red.

80s classics

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere Southwest


"Hello chums oh golly part 4

My Sweet Taff... it's never truly kicking this little party "that could "of ours until you arrive my Dearest...

Come sit with me... lets talk about how Jolly and wonderful This Crazy Beautiful life is...xoxo"

Would you guys mind if I joined you? And, we could all have a jolly wonderful, beautiful and crazy time together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out.

The idea of a hot tub in a sex club is akin to a hot soup of infection with bits.

It's an explosion of bacteria with viral croutons and soured cream swirls.

It actually makes me feel bilious.

WAIT... WERE NOT A SEX CLUB...

ARE WE... Nope we aren't... but I'm the same ... I seriously inspect any hot tub before I'm in it.. But please do stay and have a Drink , some of the very Best people here that you will find on all of FAB

... Our Bartender Jimmy knows how to make them.. "

Oh yes.im blocked by most.

I'll stand at the side wearing a flimsy paper mask naively believing it "saves lives".

Tell jimmy I'm fine.the flotsum and jetsam foaming on top puts me off any drinks.imaginery or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening one and all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join

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over a year ago

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Is it socially acceptable to ‘cannonball’ into the hot tube??

Only if you make sure to splash the Hostess and you are naked Mr. Sexy ....

Well that would be rude not to!

Hello Sir

Can I get you a drink or something to nibble on "

What’s everyone drinking?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm back, bitches!!!!!!!!!!

Yey!

The DJ is setting up Red.

80s classics "

Fanfuckingtastic!!

I'll just pop the steaks by the BBQ and pizzas in the oven.

*RED SHAKES HER SHITBOX TO ERASURE*

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over a year ago


"Evening one and all xx"

Evening Mollers

Miles has gone to restock the bar as it's getting busy and we don't want to run out.

There's plenty room in the tub, but be careful, there's a few cannonball enthusiasts

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join "

Oh, yes! Come dance with me & Cindi, Oreo. We promise to keep our hands to ourselves....(not!)

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over a year ago


"Can I join "

Most definitely

Great to see you here, grab a drink and enjoy.

Just watch out for Red, she gets a bit wild at night time

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening one and all xx"

Hey Mollers! Xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm bored now and Maddie told me off

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over a year ago


"Is it socially acceptable to ‘cannonball’ into the hot tube??

Only if you make sure to splash the Hostess and you are naked Mr. Sexy ....

Well that would be rude not to!

Hello Sir

Can I get you a drink or something to nibble on

What’s everyone drinking?"

It would be easier to ask what we dont have

What tickles your fancy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello chums oh golly part 4

My Sweet Taff... it's never truly kicking this little party "that could "of ours until you arrive my Dearest...

Come sit with me... lets talk about how Jolly and wonderful This Crazy Beautiful life is...xoxo"
oh now that sounds rather splendid , shall i pour drinks

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm bored now and Maddie told me off "

Don't be a party pooper, PP.

Get up & shake your shitbox!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello chums oh golly part 4

My Sweet Taff... it's never truly kicking this little party "that could "of ours until you arrive my Dearest...

Come sit with me... lets talk about how Jolly and wonderful This Crazy Beautiful life is...xoxo oh now that sounds rather splendid , shall i pour drinks "

Anything non alcoholic for me, Taff? X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join

Most definitely

Great to see you here, grab a drink and enjoy.

Just watch out for Red, she gets a bit wild at night time "

Cindi! You liar!!

I'm very reserved me. I only flash my boobs & bum periodically.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join

Most definitely

Great to see you here, grab a drink and enjoy.

Just watch out for Red, she gets a bit wild at night time

Cindi! You liar!!

I'm very reserved me. I only flash my boobs & bum periodically..... "

Well it's a full moon tonight so I may join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all xx

Hey Mollers! Xx"

Hey Red!! How are you this evening sexy? Xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join

Most definitely

Great to see you here, grab a drink and enjoy.

Just watch out for Red, she gets a bit wild at night time

Cindi! You liar!!

I'm very reserved me. I only flash my boobs & bum periodically.....

Well it's a full moon tonight so I may join you "

Tis required, Cindi!

Mind you, can see your arse in the skirt of yours anyway

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening one and all xx

Hey Mollers! Xx

Hey Red!! How are you this evening sexy? Xx"

Pretty good Mollers!

Just got back from my chores, so it's partayyyyyyyy time! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join

Most definitely

Great to see you here, grab a drink and enjoy.

Just watch out for Red, she gets a bit wild at night time

Cindi! You liar!!

I'm very reserved me. I only flash my boobs & bum periodically.....

Well it's a full moon tonight so I may join you

Tis required, Cindi!

Mind you, can see your arse in the skirt of yours anyway

"

Is this more appropriate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all xx"

Heeeeey Mollers welcome Back ... we weve been waiting!!

Hot Tub is perfect today!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join

Most definitely

Great to see you here, grab a drink and enjoy.

Just watch out for Red, she gets a bit wild at night time

Cindi! You liar!!

I'm very reserved me. I only flash my boobs & bum periodically.....

Well it's a full moon tonight so I may join you

Tis required, Cindi!

Mind you, can see your arse in the skirt of yours anyway

Is this more appropriate? "

Oh that's way more you! YES! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all xx

Hey Mollers! Xx

Hey Red!! How are you this evening sexy? Xx

Pretty good Mollers!

Just got back from my chores, so it's partayyyyyyyy time! X"

Cool, I am just having a cuppa before my shower and finishing off my jobs as well xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky."

Ooh, bit of air guitar by Henry

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over a year ago


"Evening one and all xx

Hey Mollers! Xx

Hey Red!! How are you this evening sexy? Xx

Pretty good Mollers!

Just got back from my chores, so it's partayyyyyyyy time! X

Cool, I am just having a cuppa before my shower and finishing off my jobs as well xx"

Then it will be party time as well xx

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over a year ago


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo

Ive booked a DJ for tonight.

80s classics are his speciality, and he says he will even be naked "

NOOOO WAY....

KAROKE CONTEST.... LADIES WHOSE SINGING "I wanna dance with Somebody" Whitney Houston

"Clock strikes upon the hour...

And the sun begins to fade...

Still enough to time to figure out...How to chase my blues away"

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I'm here!

There she is.... The other pea to my Pod...

HI GOREGOUS.... LOTS OF LOVELY NEW MEN ABOUT TODAY... SHOW them around till I get there!!"

On it beaut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored now and Maddie told me off "

You stop it .... You know I absolutely am crazy about you.... behave .... come give me a kiss and a hug....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo

Ive booked a DJ for tonight.

80s classics are his speciality, and he says he will even be naked

NOOOO WAY....

KAROKE CONTEST.... LADIES WHOSE SINGING "I wanna dance with Somebody" Whitney Houston

"Clock strikes upon the hour...

And the sun begins to fade...

Still enough to time to figure out...How to chase my blues away"

"

Me next, me next!!

Don't Stop Me Now for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky."

Hiiiii Welcome to the Coolest Hot Tub party .... Drop your shorts ... hit the hot tub or pool and tell me what your drinking Handsome...

Ohhh ... only rule is have a damn good time

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Is it socially acceptable to ‘cannonball’ into the hot tube??

Only if you make sure to splash the Hostess and you are naked Mr. Sexy ....

Well that would be rude not to!

Hello Sir

Can I get you a drink or something to nibble on

What’s everyone drinking?

It would be easier to ask what we dont have

What tickles your fancy? "

Newky brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo

Ive booked a DJ for tonight.

80s classics are his speciality, and he says he will even be naked

NOOOO WAY....

KAROKE CONTEST.... LADIES WHOSE SINGING "I wanna dance with Somebody" Whitney Houston

"Clock strikes upon the hour...

And the sun begins to fade...

Still enough to time to figure out...How to chase my blues away"

Me next, me next!!

Don't Stop Me Now for me "

You next Goregous...?? what is this you speak of ... oh no you're singing it with me ... but you can pick next song... come on Red HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here!

There she is.... The other pea to my Pod...

HI GOREGOUS.... LOTS OF LOVELY NEW MEN ABOUT TODAY... SHOW them around till I get there!!

On it beaut "

You never let me down Esme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello chums oh golly part 4

My Sweet Taff... it's never truly kicking this little party "that could "of ours until you arrive my Dearest...

Come sit with me... lets talk about how Jolly and wonderful This Crazy Beautiful life is...xoxo oh now that sounds rather splendid , shall i pour drinks "

Yes Taff Please I shall have a lovely Moscato.... And an even lovelier Chum to sit with and enjoy it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I dip a toe in ..... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

Hiiiii Welcome to the Coolest Hot Tub party .... Drop your shorts ... hit the hot tub or pool and tell me what your drinking Handsome...

Ohhh ... only rule is have a damn good time "

Thank you. Would love a bacardi and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

Ooh, bit of air guitar by Henry "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze up Maddie .... I’ll sit next to you if you don’t mind

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo

Ive booked a DJ for tonight.

80s classics are his speciality, and he says he will even be naked

NOOOO WAY....

KAROKE CONTEST.... LADIES WHOSE SINGING "I wanna dance with Somebody" Whitney Houston

"Clock strikes upon the hour...

And the sun begins to fade...

Still enough to time to figure out...How to chase my blues away"

Me next, me next!!

Don't Stop Me Now for me

You next Goregous...?? what is this you speak of ... oh no you're singing it with me ... but you can pick next song... come on Red HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT "

Oh you KNOW that's a fave of mine!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

Ooh, bit of air guitar by Henry

Definitely"

May I join in, sir? X

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over a year ago


"As you were

I'M IN ..... I wondered where you was babe x

I'm always here... even when I'm not.... Jedi powers the force is strong with this one "

"I KNOW".... Only a true Star Wars fan is gonna get that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo

Ive booked a DJ for tonight.

80s classics are his speciality, and he says he will even be naked

NOOOO WAY....

KAROKE CONTEST.... LADIES WHOSE SINGING "I wanna dance with Somebody" Whitney Houston

"Clock strikes upon the hour...

And the sun begins to fade...

Still enough to time to figure out...How to chase my blues away"

Me next, me next!!

Don't Stop Me Now for me

You next Goregous...?? what is this you speak of ... oh no you're singing it with me ... but you can pick next song... come on Red HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

Oh you KNOW that's a fave of mine!"

GIRL WE WILL KILL IT...

NARRATOR: fast forward RED AND MADS DO INDEED KILL IT FOLKS... SO GOOD I DROP THE MIC.....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"May I dip a toe in ..... ? "

Ooh, a sexy Scot!

Come and sit next to me, I'll show you the ropes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sits quietly in the corner*"

Get your Butt up .. You and me ... cannon ball right in the pool... meet me under the pretty waterfall Wonko....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I dip a toe in ..... ?

Ooh, a sexy Scot!

Come and sit next to me, I'll show you the ropes "

And the handcuffs and chains also

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo

Ive booked a DJ for tonight.

80s classics are his speciality, and he says he will even be naked

NOOOO WAY....

KAROKE CONTEST.... LADIES WHOSE SINGING "I wanna dance with Somebody" Whitney Houston

"Clock strikes upon the hour...

And the sun begins to fade...

Still enough to time to figure out...How to chase my blues away"

Me next, me next!!

Don't Stop Me Now for me

You next Goregous...?? what is this you speak of ... oh no you're singing it with me ... but you can pick next song... come on Red HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

Oh you KNOW that's a fave of mine!

GIRL WE WILL KILL IT...

NARRATOR: fast forward RED AND MADS DO INDEED KILL IT FOLKS... SO GOOD I DROP THE MIC..... "

NARRATOR: Maddie & Red did, indeed, kill it. The crowd want more.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"May I dip a toe in ..... ?

Ooh, a sexy Scot!

Come and sit next to me, I'll show you the ropes

And the handcuffs and chains also "

Only cos I know where you keep your stash, Cindi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not done a hot tub party before; if there's room for one more and no one's in the water, I'd love to join you all.

Welcome FlirtMan... with a name like that ... ummm yea I'd say we got plenty of room!!

Fyi: Watch out for me and the Blonde Beauty we are TROUBLE WHEN MIXED TOGETHER....

Mixing us is like mixing your drinks ! It’s fun and fucks you up

You know you shouldn’t mix but when you do it’s the best night ever

#truth

We are a deadly combo...

Love ya Beautiful

Tonight it's on...I'm in the mood to start trouble!!

The deadliest combo "

KNOWN TO MAN ...

ANY TAKERS....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Can I squeeze in anywhere?

Hi there Pretty Lady... you squeeze wherever you wish... lots of Gentleman here ... they will move right over...

Welcome to our party... What can I get you to drink... "

Thank you..... I’ll dip my toe in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I dip a toe in ..... ?

Ooh, a sexy Scot!

Come and sit next to me, I'll show you the ropes

And the handcuffs and chains also

Only cos I know where you keep your stash, Cindi "

One must always be prepared for every eventuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Runs through the garden smacking naked bottoms ouchie

Hey NOBODY SMACKS SWEET TAFF'S

ASS UNLESS IT ME MR....

#myparty

#behave

Yeah whatever if its naked and in range it's getting a whack "

Ohhhhh PP .... I do like for a guy to have a fiesty streak... and You have one a mile wide.... FOLLOW ME PLEASE....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I dip a toe in ..... ? "

Whoa .... How did I miss You...

Welcome To the Party .... we hope you would stop by... You won't have a bit of trouble here Sir ...

What ya drinking Handsome....

Maddie looks at the Narrator... OHHH BUT INDEED HE WILL...

**WINK

**WINK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

Ooh, bit of air guitar by Henry

Definitely

May I join in, sir? X"

Of course you can. Always up for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I dip a toe in ..... ?

Ooh, a sexy Scot!

Come and sit next to me, I'll show you the ropes

And the handcuffs and chains also

Only cos I know where you keep your stash, Cindi

One must always be prepared for every eventuality "

Whew Cindi ... I just saw him...clearly I'm slacking..

Glad you are taking care of him... ummm yea so just holler if you need Backup.... I will just be at the Bar till My Partner in crime arrives....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I squeeze in anywhere?

Hi there Pretty Lady... you squeeze wherever you wish... lots of Gentleman here ... they will move right over...

Welcome to our party... What can I get you to drink...

Thank you..... I’ll dip my toe in "

So glad you are here....you are going to fit right in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo

Ive booked a DJ for tonight.

80s classics are his speciality, and he says he will even be naked

NOOOO WAY....

KAROKE CONTEST.... LADIES WHOSE SINGING "I wanna dance with Somebody" Whitney Houston

"Clock strikes upon the hour...

And the sun begins to fade...

Still enough to time to figure out...How to chase my blues away"

Me next, me next!!

Don't Stop Me Now for me

You next Goregous...?? what is this you speak of ... oh no you're singing it with me ... but you can pick next song... come on Red HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

Oh you KNOW that's a fave of mine!

GIRL WE WILL KILL IT...

NARRATOR: fast forward RED AND MADS DO INDEED KILL IT FOLKS... SO GOOD I DROP THE MIC.....

NARRATOR: Maddie & Red did, indeed, kill it. The crowd want more. "

Tonight is going to be fun my Dear... we better get lots of extra mics... gonna be dropping all night ....

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"Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party."

Thanks for restocking the bar Miles.

Now please take a seat and relax whilst I get you a well deserved drink

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

Ooh, bit of air guitar by Henry

Definitely

May I join in, sir? X

Of course you can. Always up for sharing"

That's the byline of these Hot Tub Parties. Just be careful round Cindi.......

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over a year ago


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

Ooh, bit of air guitar by Henry

Definitely

May I join in, sir? X

Of course you can. Always up for sharing

That's the byline of these Hot Tub Parties. Just be careful round Cindi......."

Sharing is caring

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party.

Thanks for restocking the bar Miles.

Now please take a seat and relax whilst I get you a well deserved drink "

Oh, Miles. Such a good boy for restocking. Let me remove that tie and massage your shoulders.

Better? X

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over a year ago


"Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party.

Thanks for restocking the bar Miles.

Now please take a seat and relax whilst I get you a well deserved drink "

Thank you Cindi....what are you putting in to it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party.

Thanks for restocking the bar Miles.

Now please take a seat and relax whilst I get you a well deserved drink

Oh, Miles. Such a good boy for restocking. Let me remove that tie and massage your shoulders.

Better? X"

Ahhhh, that's nice but I'll be needing that tie back in a minute....I have a meeting to attend.

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over a year ago


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo"

And something to make it sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party.

Thanks for restocking the bar Miles.

Now please take a seat and relax whilst I get you a well deserved drink

Oh, Miles. Such a good boy for restocking. Let me remove that tie and massage your shoulders.

Better? X

Ahhhh, that's nice but I'll be needing that tie back in a minute....I have a meeting to attend."

Such a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party.

Thanks for restocking the bar Miles.

Now please take a seat and relax whilst I get you a well deserved drink "

Cindi, please hold my drink. I need to pop out for a meeting that I'm skiving at the moment.

I'll be back as soon as I can!!!

Have fun ladies.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

Ooh, bit of air guitar by Henry

Definitely

May I join in, sir? X

Of course you can. Always up for sharing

That's the byline of these Hot Tub Parties. Just be careful round Cindi......."

Oh I will.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party.

Thanks for restocking the bar Miles.

Now please take a seat and relax whilst I get you a well deserved drink

Oh, Miles. Such a good boy for restocking. Let me remove that tie and massage your shoulders.

Better? X

Ahhhh, that's nice but I'll be needing that tie back in a minute....I have a meeting to attend."

Nope. We've got you now, Miles. You're going nowhere! X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*sets off a confetti cannon*

Wooohoooooo

I LOVE CONFETTI.... Did you add sparkles and magical wishes Wonko Dear... ?

Xoxo

And something to make it sticky "

Wonko!!! You were told to stop wanking off into the confetti. It ruins my hair!!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

Ooh, bit of air guitar by Henry

Definitely

May I join in, sir? X

Of course you can. Always up for sharing

That's the byline of these Hot Tub Parties. Just be careful round Cindi.......

Oh I will. "

She likes new meat, Henry.

But she's not spotted you yet. You're safe. For a while.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party.

Thanks for restocking the bar Miles.

Now please take a seat and relax whilst I get you a well deserved drink

Oh, Miles. Such a good boy for restocking. Let me remove that tie and massage your shoulders.

Better? X

Ahhhh, that's nice but I'll be needing that tie back in a minute....I have a meeting to attend.

Such a tease "

You can get me back later.

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By *heKinksCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

I've loosened my tie for your party.

Thanks for restocking the bar Miles.

Now please take a seat and relax whilst I get you a well deserved drink

Oh, Miles. Such a good boy for restocking. Let me remove that tie and massage your shoulders.

Better? X

Ahhhh, that's nice but I'll be needing that tie back in a minute....I have a meeting to attend.

Nope. We've got you now, Miles. You're going nowhere! X"

Ooof, that's quite a grip you have Red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me. While I kiss the sky.

Ooh, bit of air guitar by Henry

Definitely

May I join in, sir? X

Of course you can. Always up for sharing

That's the byline of these Hot Tub Parties. Just be careful round Cindi.......

Oh I will.

She likes new meat, Henry.

But she's not spotted you yet. You're safe. For a while......."

My spider senses are tingling

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