FabSwingers.com forum: Beard filter

By *atandjay OP Couple
over a year ago

Brighton

Natalya really doesn’t like beards or facial hair ( just doesn’t enjoy kissing men with beards)

Often chatting with a guy and when we get to swapping face pictures it’s sometimes a disappointment. Some kind of filter or at least a mention in a guys description would be so helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They need 100 filters too. Join the queue.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do you not ask them this when you start communicating OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like one for BMW drivers.

Sorry but only Mercedes will do

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'd like one for BMW drivers.

Sorry but only Mercedes will do

Are you Toto Wolf in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a filter for women who have giant eyelashes on their car headlights and have ‘Live, laugh, love’ pictures on their walls, but it’s not going to happen, tough times for all of us, stay strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beardist ha ha xx

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I’d like a filter for women who have giant eyelashes on their car headlights and have ‘Live, laugh, love’ pictures on their walls, but it’s not going to happen, tough times for all of us, stay strong.

In my last flat I had "love, laugh, leave", does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe elaborate on your own profile of your preferences..

Common sense?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Frank Beard is the only member of ZZ Top not to have a beard

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like one for BMW drivers.

Sorry but only Mercedes will do

Are you Toto Wolf in disguise

I love his accent

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

This new filter you’re asking for shouldn’t be just restricted to men OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 08:59:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This new filter you’re asking for shouldn’t be just restricted to men OP

Haha

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By *rownhotnessMan
over a year ago

Cheshire/London/Midlands

I havent had a clean shave for years! My beard completes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status update - NO BEARDS....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status update - NO BEARDS...."

Status update - LEAST FAVOURITE BOOK = THE TWITS....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a total Hippocrates and I personally don’t like beards or guys (or women. Don’t worthy. I don’t discriminate) despite the fact that mine is always somewhere when stubble and 5 weeks growth. So I don’t tend to message people with full beards. Which I do from looking. Or if I didn’t see before I say sorry but beards aren’t really for me.l, unless you know, we had some sort of Rasputin roleplay planned.

I actually can’t think of any dating/hookup things that’s do have a filter for beards (anyone?).

Thing you have to remember. Fab and finding people on it isn’t a menu. Everything is a compromise. I mean. I’m ginger.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"[stubble Removed by poster at 07/12/20 08:59:57]"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’m with you on this OP.

I refuse to kiss anyone with a beard

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Beard and a BMW

Block me at will

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Love me love my beard

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I’m a total Hippocrates and I personally don’t like beards or guys (or women. Don’t worthy. I don’t discriminate) despite the fact that mine is always somewhere when stubble and 5 weeks growth. So I don’t tend to message people with full beards. Which I do from looking. Or if I didn’t see before I say sorry but beards aren’t really for me.l, unless you know, we had some sort of Rasputin roleplay planned.

I actually can’t think of any dating/hookup things that’s do have a filter for beards (anyone?).

Thing you have to remember. Fab and finding people on it isn’t a menu. Everything is a compromise. I mean. I’m ginger. "

I'm gingerist...but I'm prepared to compromise

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

In the inter of equality, there should also be a beard filter on women's profiles.

I sometimes have a beard and I love it on me but, the beared lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beard and a BMW

Block me at will

Men from Leeds are exempt.

(I'm originally from Leeds)

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Beard and a BMW

Block me at will

Men from Leeds are exempt.

(I'm originally from Leeds)"

It’s amazing how “set in stone” preferences can be around this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s amazing how “set in stone” preferences can be around this place

Or how they expect you to change and get angry when you tell them no/not worth it.

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By *ebel Red HotWoman
over a year ago

York

You could ad beards, cock size, hairy backs, barebackers, cheaters, fungal nailers, fluffy arse's and a 1001 other filters and there still wouldn't be enough so its down to manually filtering I guess. A fluffy bottom filter would be really good though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind the beard filter so I could find them. Maybe we could do some kind of exchange - I'll send all the smoothies your way and you direct the hairy faces to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beard and a BMW

Block me at will

Men from Leeds are exempt.

(I'm originally from Leeds)

It’s amazing how “set in stone” preferences can be around this place

I try my best to be accommodating when necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe elaborate on your own profile of your preferences..

Common sense?"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why dont you put it on your profile . Why would a filter be needed when you can write it ? And you can ask in first messages

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

" A fluffy bottom filter would be really good though.

Fluffy bottom syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Because everyone always picks the correct description of themselves *cough* that’s not curvy and it’s definitely not athletic* which is essentially what you’d be using to filter.

And beards you’d have to change.. uuurgh. Effort.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I wouldn't mind the beard filter so I could find them. Maybe we could do some kind of exchange - I'll send all the smoothies your way and you direct the hairy faces to me

"
hello xx

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Beard and a BMW

Block me at will

Men from Leeds are exempt.

(I'm originally from Leeds)

It’s amazing how “set in stone” preferences can be around this place

I try my best to be accommodating when necessary

I likes the styling facelift on new Mercs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I want a Goldilocks who won't run away from a bear

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Who drives a ford

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

And sometimes a vw camper

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"It’s amazing how “set in stone” preferences can be around this place

Or how they expect you to change and get angry when you tell them no/not worth it. "

Big luv’s to those peeps!

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By *atandjay OP Couple
over a year ago

Brighton

We always ask as it’s important but you get a nice message

Send a nice response and then have to say your not interested

Seems a bit cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have it on my profile. Could do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We always ask as it’s important but you get a nice message

Send a nice response and then have to say your not interested

Seems a bit cruel"

If only there was a way of saying it on your profile, experts warn saying things on your profile using words are still along way off.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"We always ask as it’s important but you get a nice message

Send a nice response and then have to say your not interested

Seems a bit cruel"

As mentioned above. Profile text. Seen it many times and walk on past. Simples.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I love it when people wink or message us first, then when we check their profile they state clearly no beards or facial hair!

Pretty sure our public photos make it clear I have facial hair...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STOP PRESS.

Sorry guys. You can’t call it a beard filter. You’ll need to call it something like ‘facial hair’ filter instead. Which, let’s be honest, is kinder to the ladies anyway..

Because..

I request..

A beard filter!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is with beards one day a man can not have a beard and then in a few days he can, would be a pain to keep updating the profile every time you couldnt be bothered to shave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beard and a BMW

Block me at will

Oh good god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thing is with beards one day a man can not have a beard and then in a few days he can, would be a pain to keep updating the profile every time you couldnt be bothered to shave. "

This is why I’ve stopped insisting on a recent vagina picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thing is with beards one day a man can not have a beard and then in a few days he can, would be a pain to keep updating the profile every time you couldnt be bothered to shave.

This is why I’ve stopped insisting on a recent vagina picture."

They all retreat back into the forest eventually (the vaginas)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I currently look like one of the hair bear bunch.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

And moustaches? Are they being ostracised in this purge?

(Have moustache and beard btw).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First they came for the bisexuals

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a bisexual

Then they came for the beards

And I did not speak out

Because I did not have a beard

Then they came for the moustaches

And I did not speak out

Because I did not have a moustache

Then they came for the gingers

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a ginger

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To speak out for me

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"First they came for the bisexuals

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a bisexual

Then they came for the beards

And I did not speak out

Because I did not have a beard

Then they came for the moustaches

And I did not speak out

Because I did not have a moustache

Then they came for the gingers

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a ginger

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To speak out for me

Jeez bisexual ginger men with a beard and moustache are feeling the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore a man with a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First they came for the bisexuals

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a bisexual

Then they came for the beards

And I did not speak out

Because I did not have a beard

Then they came for the moustaches

And I did not speak out

Because I did not have a moustache

Then they came for the gingers

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a ginger

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To speak out for me

Jeez bisexual ginger men with a beard and moustache are feeling the pain. "

Fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I adore a man with a beard

My lovely bearded face is now on there for you to see. Although the pic was maybe.. 2-3months old now and no shave more haircut had happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s someone who’s username is along the lines of livelaughlove near me. Had to block her so I don’t want to scoop my brains out every time I want to see who’s near.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

But beards can be grown and shaved off and I don't anyone would keep updating their profile each time they changed it.

It'd be like having a filter for the clothes people are wearing.

I've been here less than a year and been clean shaved, stubbly and had a nearly trimmed beard multiple times.

If you don't like them, I think the best you can do is just state that in your profile.

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