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Elf on a fucking shelf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else sick of seeing pics of this little fucker on their social media. Or as parents are you sick to the back teeth of him already? I know I am. Why did it even become a thing???

Bah humbug hahaha.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Them little fuckers get up to all sorts of shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never had the joy of doing that. Remembering the tooth fairy is enough of a bind. The dogs would have de stuffed it on the first day anyway

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Tauntin

We're doing it at bloody work, I love it for the children...but at work, it does my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh meeeee! I tried putting him in quarantine for a couple of weeks when he arrived but the wee one was not impressed so we had to let him out. Which means having to stay up every night to come up with something he's not already done. The worst is that she totally knows it's me this year, so we're at the stage of 'I know you know, and you know I know you know' but we're both playing along with the facade haha!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

My elf stays on the shelf. He doesn’t have adventures. He doesn’t do social media either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh meeeee! I tried putting him in quarantine for a couple of weeks when he arrived but the wee one was not impressed so we had to let him out. Which means having to stay up every night to come up with something he's not already done. The worst is that she totally knows it's me this year, so we're at the stage of 'I know you know, and you know I know you know' but we're both playing along with the facade haha! "

Urgh that annoying stage lol. When the magic stops stop??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one last year but it terrified the older one and stopped him sleeping. It was traumatic for us all, so santa sent a camera this year not and elf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're doing it at bloody work, I love it for the children...but at work, it does my head in "

Awwh that’s kinda cute but yes would get annoying after a while without kids to enjoy the excitement.

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Never did it.

I did have an elf one year but 1 of my kids was freaked out & thought it was creepy! I agreed. He got ditched

MsD

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough

need a strong shelf to put me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have deactivated my social media for this very reason. Elf on a shelf, all the covid Karen's and no I dont want to see you fucking dinner. Don't get me started on the political view pushers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids have an elf but they are pissed that he is a well behaved little guy that doesn’t get up to mischief. He just spies on them and reports back to Santa on their misdemeanours.

I see them all over social media, parents going out of their way to make a mess and do stuff that their kids would get in trouble for... I don’t get it

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I was going to use ours to update the profile pic, I was going to call it elf in myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to use ours to update the profile pic, I was going to call it elf in myself. "

You have created such imagery, get it done!

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I used to do 'elf' when my kids were younger but decided not to last year.

I came down on the 1st December to find 'elf' had arrived & was upto mischief.

Every evening I'd hear them setting something up for the morning, loved they'd reversed it onto me.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I have them for my girls but I just sit them on the fireplace and don’t do anything with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My elf had fun ending me a hand with my dildo. Photos are on my page

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to do 'elf' when my kids were younger but decided not to last year.

I came down on the 1st December to find 'elf' had arrived & was upto mischief.

Every evening I'd hear them setting something up for the morning, loved they'd reversed it onto me."

That’s kinda cute! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have deactivated my social media for this very reason. Elf on a shelf, all the covid Karen's and no I dont want to see you fucking dinner. Don't get me started on the political view pushers."

I'll delete the picture of my dinner I was going to send you then

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Refuse to have anything to do with it. Another way to make parents compete over who makes the best effort. Plus I hate mess and could think nothing worse than throwing flour all over the kitchen

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They never had elf on the shelf when my son was little. Thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to use ours to update the profile pic, I was going to call it elf in myself. "

Please send a pic my way first so I can check the quality

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"I used to do 'elf' when my kids were younger but decided not to last year.

I came down on the 1st December to find 'elf' had arrived & was upto mischief.

Every evening I'd hear them setting something up for the morning, loved they'd reversed it onto me.

That’s kinda cute! X "

Actually now I feel bad for being miserable. That is really cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to do 'elf' when my kids were younger but decided not to last year.

I came down on the 1st December to find 'elf' had arrived & was upto mischief.

Every evening I'd hear them setting something up for the morning, loved they'd reversed it onto me.

That’s kinda cute! X

Actually now I feel bad for being miserable. That is really cute "

Yeah same. Christmas is for the kids at the end of the day. It’s all about them. Bless em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have deactivated my social media for this very reason. Elf on a shelf, all the covid Karen's and no I dont want to see you fucking dinner. Don't get me started on the political view pushers.

I'll delete the picture of my dinner I was going to send you then"

If its a hotdog nestled between your tits I will allow it this once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE them.

I only bought one for the photo challenge and then stuck him back in the decoration box x

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Love doing the elf on the shelf.. other that the 3am panic wake ups realising we have forgotten to do anything with the little bugger and the kids seem to remember everything he has done in the last 3 years and cant do repeats lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been lucky and not had to partake in the Elf on the Shelf crap. I have mostly avoided facefuck since the 1st of Dec as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn’t do SM but it is difficult to keep thinking of mischief for him to get into... I really wanted to quarantine him for 14 days upon arrival this year but seemed a bit unfair

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

They make amusing back drops for video calls

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Oh eck no, creepy doll comes no where near my house

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I don't have kids so no requirement for them, but I'm sick of seeing its annoying stupid face whenever I scroll on Facebook!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Thankfully most of my Fbook friends don't do the bloody Elf thing.

No way it's happening in my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else sick of seeing pics of this little fucker on their social media. Or as parents are you sick to the back teeth of him already? I know I am. Why did it even become a thing???

Bah humbug hahaha.

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Yup, I hate the grinning little git!

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By *weetheart90Woman
over a year ago

Ipswich

Bloody elf on the shelf, glad I never started that trend with my 2 I would most likely forget to move the bugger. I told my 2 that elves only go to naughty children's homes (not that mine are angels) to spy on them for santa and if that happens they don't get as many presents .

Although I do get them a nice list certificate in a north pole envelope every year and put it on the tree for when they wake up on 1st December and tell them that the elves must have dropped it off on the way to the naughty children. Think this is the last year I'm gonna get away with the "magic" with my eldest

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We enjoy Elf on the Shelf. Bit of daft fun.

Takes about three seconds to stick him somewhere different each night, hardly the trials of Hercules

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We refuse to participate

Her nursery do it - that's enough

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The best elf on shelf this year and the only two I’ve seen.... one had its face melted off as left it by a light and the other had been scalped by the pet dog

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

What is is supposed to do?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"The best elf on shelf this year and the only two I’ve seen.... one had its face melted off as left it by a light and the other had been scalped by the pet dog "

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"The best elf on shelf this year and the only two I’ve seen.... one had its face melted off as left it by a light and the other had been scalped by the pet dog "

Haha, brilliant!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"What is is supposed to do? "

You move it round the house/room each night so the kids can find it (preferably doing something naughty) each morning.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

We just move ours daily, the kids love it and get so excited when they find him. But I don’t put photos on my Facebook.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"What is is supposed to do?

You move it round the house/room each night so the kids can find it (preferably doing something naughty) each morning.

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Best I never get two then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...I’m surprised no-ones posted a pic of buddy the elf sticking outta someone’s ass yet .... weegreen boots flailing ... poor buddy you ain’t comin back from that one try again next year.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Lol...I’m surprised no-ones posted a pic of buddy the elf sticking outta someone’s ass yet .... weegreen boots flailing ... poor buddy you ain’t comin back from that one try again next year."

Or having booby fun

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Lol...I’m surprised no-ones posted a pic of buddy the elf sticking outta someone’s ass yet .... weegreen boots flailing ... poor buddy you ain’t comin back from that one try again next year.

Or having booby fun "

I’m sure there is a naughty elf or two lurking in fab’s galleries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you what, I'm feeling quite defensive of the wee pain in the arse now after this thread ! I'm going to try be less grinchlike and stop moaning about him

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