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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That saying makes no sense to me - why have cake unless you are going to eat it?

What are your sayings? Or even your ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah the cake one bothers me I'd eat it and just buy more cake.

Also hate when people say " I could care less" it's 'COULDN'T ya moron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I want cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes perfect since. You can either have your cake or you can eat it.

Once you have eaten your cake, you don't have it anymore.......

'If you fall down and breat your legs, don't come running to me'. Erm, OK Mum, I'll bear that in mind..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love one of my Mums sayings if something is not quite as it should be ' A blind man running for a bus would be pleased to see it'

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sorry, I have no cake in the house. I do have some almond macaroons and organge choco liebniz if that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curse you, Licketysplits. Now I have to stir my arse to M+S for a walnut cake.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It makes perfect since. You can either have your cake or you can eat it.

Once you have eaten your cake, you don't have it anymore.......

'If you fall down and breat your legs, don't come running to me'. Erm, OK Mum, I'll bear that in mind.........."

But you can't eat it if you don't have any. Is it just a catch 22?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Curse you, Licketysplits. Now I have to stir my arse to M+S for a walnut cake."

I probably have the ingredients to make a walnut cake - if I could be bothered to cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHen I was a child my mom used to send me to the shop and say run both ways and walk back, I used to think I'd be back at the shop, it actually ment hurry up but made no sense to me,

ALso if she wanted me to buy some potatoes she'd say get me 5lb of spuds but don't get any big ones they way too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chucks a huge slice of fudge cake in the microwave !

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"WHen I was a child my mom used to send me to the shop and say run both ways and walk back, I used to think I'd be back at the shop, it actually ment hurry up but made no sense to me,

ALso if she wanted me to buy some potatoes she'd say get me 5lb of spuds but don't get any big ones they way too much?"

The potatoes one sort of makes sense - you don't want a giant 5lb spud if you are trying to do lots of jacket potatoes or need to make the potato ration last longer than a day.

She sounds great - I am sure there are more hiding in the recesses of your brain. Mine only said, I'll give you something to cry about.

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

my mum used to say stop crying or ill really give you something to cry about and pic your bottom lip off the floor

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"It makes perfect since. You can either have your cake or you can eat it.

Once you have eaten your cake, you don't have it anymore.......

'If you fall down and breat your legs, don't come running to me'. Erm, OK Mum, I'll bear that in mind..........

But you can't eat it if you don't have any. Is it just a catch 22?"

It's about choices...

If you don't have 'cake'.. You chose something else..

If you've got 'cake' its upto you what you do with it....

Now about cake , I could munch happily on some chocolate fudge cake with lashings of double cream.... I promise I've been a good boy and deserve a treat.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

Mums just made a nice Victoria Sponge with ooodles of cream anyone fancy a slice??

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Is it just a catch 22?

It's about choices... I DO KNOW - I promise, that's why I used catch 22.

If you don't have 'cake'.. You chose something else..

If you've got 'cake' its upto you what you do with it....

Now about cake , I could munch happily on some chocolate fudge cake with lashings of double cream.... I promise I've been a good boy and deserve a treat.

"

Have you really been good? EVERY good boy deserves a treat but what about the good girls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mums just made a nice Victoria Sponge with ooodles of cream anyone fancy a slice?? "

And he's local....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cake my daughter made a oreo cookie cheesecake yesterday was the easiest one ever and was delicious

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my grandad used to send me to the shop for a quarter of kick over the counter drops,and a quarter of chicken lips,he was always chuckling when i came home empty handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, I have no cake in the house. I do have some almond macaroons and organge choco liebniz if that helps.

"

I had a Marks and Spencers Jubilee Cake yesterday.... and I eated it

...ah...maybe I do get it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wants there bread buttered both sides......thats a stupid one

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By *ifuncouple69Couple
over a year ago

Burbage

My Mum used to say 'You'll be smiling on the other side of your face in a minute!'....... the mind baffles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IF we were crying my mom would say cry more you'll piss less,

I have a friend who is black and his mom used to say to him if you don't shut up I'll slap the black clean out of ya, he knew to be quiet then

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"wants there bread buttered both sides......thats a stupid one"

It's bound to fall butter side down then.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"IF we were crying my mom would say cry more you'll piss less,

I have a friend who is black and his mom used to say to him if you don't shut up I'll slap the black clean out of ya, he knew to be quiet then"

I have heard that one before - and the voice it's usually said in. No one messes with that sort of threat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m rather partial to sharing an odd slice of Navy Cake….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its nice to be important but its important to be nice

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If i was pulling faces my mum used to say if the wind changes you will stop like that. If you asked my grandma the time she always said a freckle past a hair. If you asked how old she was she would say as old as my tongue and bit older than my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That saying makes no sense to me - why have cake unless you are going to eat it?

What are your sayings? Or even your ones?"

ahhh but is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That saying makes no sense to me - why have cake unless you are going to eat it?

What are your sayings? Or even your ones?

ahhh but is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit??????"

Apparently as a rule of thumb….!.

A stale cake goes hard whereas a stale biscuit goes soft…….!.

So in answer to your question,,,,,

I don’t know the answer, as both never get a chance to go stale in my house….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muffins are part of my terns & conditions for meet.

Pie is equally welcome.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That saying makes no sense to me - why have cake unless you are going to eat it?

What are your sayings? Or even your ones?

ahhh but is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit??????

It's in the biscuit aisle so I treat it as a biscuit - which means I can have more than one.

Apparently as a rule of thumb….!.

A stale cake goes hard whereas a stale biscuit goes soft…….!.

So in answer to your question,,,,,

I don’t know the answer, as both never get a chance to go stale in my house…. "

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Ten toes up, ten toes down,

see my bum go up and down,

a little bit of meat going in and out,

if that ain't me,

I'm down and out!

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