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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not sure why but so many woman seem to link me to religious figures while having sex with me.

For instance so many have said when I first enter then oh jesus. And I've heard many times durring aex oh god yes....

I've never been called much else mind but one woman did say I looked like buddha lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Do they say"Amen" when you finish?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they say"Amen" when you finish?."
ni normally its oh lord that was over way to fast

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Oh Jesus you put it in. Oh god wish you finish XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the cross you have to carry in life fella

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can you rise for the second coming ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Jesus you put it in. Oh god wish you finish XX

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I've heard that once to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just the cross you have to carry in life fella

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tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you rise for the second coming ?"

Yes but only on the third day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you rise for the second coming ?"
it's like easter in my pants lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"it's like easter in my pants lol"

An eggy odour ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it's like easter in my pants lol

An eggy odour ?"
no my cum taste like chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about holy mother of Jesus is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about holy mother of Jesus is it in yet?

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not heard that one yet but still time for it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Thou shall not put it in the ass

Thou shall not cum in the eye

Thou shall not wank into a cup

Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains

Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...

Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes

Thou will bake cake

Thou will eat cake

If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*

Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a spanish gf who’d often say ‘Adios’ while having sex when we first started dating. I questioned my abilities in bed or why else would she say ‘goodbye’ but she kept coming back for more.

It was only after a month or so I was made aware that she had been saying ‘Oh dios’ ( oh god)

My faith was restored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall not put it in the ass

Thou shall not cum in the eye

Thou shall not wank into a cup

Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains

Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...

Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes

Thou will bake cake

Thou will eat cake

If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*

Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.

Thou shall not cum in said cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not religious but I do tend to say Jesus Christ a lot in bed.. have no idea why

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Thou shall not put it in the ass

Thou shall not cum in the eye

Thou shall not wank into a cup

Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains

Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...

Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes

Thou will bake cake

Thou will eat cake

If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*

Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.

Thou shall not cum in said cake"

Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not religious but I do tend to say Jesus Christ a lot in bed.. have no idea why

I’m more of a ‘oh god’ kinda girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shall not put it in the ass

Thou shall not cum in the eye

Thou shall not wank into a cup

Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains

Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...

Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes

Thou will bake cake

Thou will eat cake

If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*

Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.

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well you know I know cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall not put it in the ass

Thou shall not cum in the eye

Thou shall not wank into a cup

Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains

Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...

Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes

Thou will bake cake

Thou will eat cake

If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*

Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.

well you know I know cake

‘Know’ in the biblical sense?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not religious but I do tend to say Jesus Christ a lot in bed.. have no idea why

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god like sex see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall not put it in the ass

Thou shall not cum in the eye

Thou shall not wank into a cup

Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains

Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...

Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes

Thou will bake cake

Thou will eat cake

If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*

Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.

Thou shall not cum in said cake

Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake

It’s unforgivable really!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have also heard oh christ is 5that the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall not put it in the ass

Thou shall not cum in the eye

Thou shall not wank into a cup

Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains

Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...

Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes

Thou will bake cake

Thou will eat cake

If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*

Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.

Thou shall not cum in said cake

Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake

Cum Cake. I googled. Plenty of cum cake videos (eating cake that's been cum on) and there's even an album called Cum Cake by cupkKake

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Thou shall not put it in the ass

Thou shall not cum in the eye

Thou shall not wank into a cup

Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains

Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...

Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes

Thou will bake cake

Thou will eat cake

If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*

Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.

Thou shall not cum in said cake

Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake

Cum Cake. I googled. Plenty of cum cake videos (eating cake that's been cum on) and there's even an album called Cum Cake by cupkKake

Mmmmmm a new meaning for drizzle cake

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Vishnu?

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Is being told 'fuck off Satan' when approaching my friend who was a bit tied down with the metal doxy in the same vein?

God arrived later apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall not put it in the ass

Thou shall not cum in the eye

Thou shall not wank into a cup

Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains

Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...

Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes

Thou will bake cake

Thou will eat cake

If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*

Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.

Thou shall not cum in said cake

Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake

Cum Cake. I googled. Plenty of cum cake videos (eating cake that's been cum on) and there's even an album called Cum Cake by cupkKake

Mmmmmm a new meaning for drizzle cake

I'm sure I could hunt down an actual cum cake recipe as well

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