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A late, late late nocturnal thread - Jim's opening his Advent calendar special

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.*

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. We're just keeping the seat warm

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening our Worcester-based brethren

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening our Worcester-based brethren "

How are you both this frosty evening? Up to anything exciting, saucy or depraved?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening!

How do, all? X

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening!

How do, all? X"

Good evening, Red! Lovely to see you on this chilly nocturnal evening. We do OK here at Kinky Castle

How's things over on the Wirral? TRFC lost today

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening our Worcester-based brethren

How are you both this frosty evening? Up to anything exciting, saucy or depraved? "

Sadly there's nothing depraved and the only sauce was tomato at tea time. Mr KC isn't so well, so apart from a quick pick-him-up BJ earlier, it's been a non sexy few days. We finally ordered some Christmas presents online too.......

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening!

How do, all? X

Good evening, Red! Lovely to see you on this chilly nocturnal evening. We do OK here at Kinky Castle

How's things over on the Wirral? TRFC lost today "

Kinky castle - love it! I'm just snuggled up under my blanky, keeping toasty.

I know! Bloody Tranmere. I think they peaked last season.... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha hello and bravo the show must go on well done

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Haha hello and bravo the show must go on well done "

Hello Nowhereman, jolly nice to see you here. Is it grim in Grimsby tonight or is there cheer on the east coast? We are mere understudies

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening!

How do, all? X

Good evening, Red! Lovely to see you on this chilly nocturnal evening. We do OK here at Kinky Castle

How's things over on the Wirral? TRFC lost today

Kinky castle - love it! I'm just snuggled up under my blanky, keeping toasty.

I know! Bloody Tranmere. I think they peaked last season.... X"

Kinky Castle is a rather draughty old place, but we like it

A blanket seems to be just the right place to be. We're in bed!

TRFC got relegated last season but on average points per game and at a time when we were undefeated in about 8 games. Not that it's a sore point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha hello and bravo the show must go on well done

Hello Nowhereman, jolly nice to see you here. Is it grim in Grimsby tonight or is there cheer on the east coast? We are mere understudies "

As grim as grim can be so no change there..... not understudies at all it’s your show tonight

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening our Worcester-based brethren

How are you both this frosty evening? Up to anything exciting, saucy or depraved?

Sadly there's nothing depraved and the only sauce was tomato at tea time. Mr KC isn't so well, so apart from a quick pick-him-up BJ earlier, it's been a non sexy few days. We finally ordered some Christmas presents online too......."

Give Mr KC a hug from us, it’s amazing the healing power of a blow job though. I actually ventured into town today to do some shopping and have decided that I am not doing that again this side of Christmas. The rest is going to be online.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Haha hello and bravo the show must go on well done

Hello Nowhereman, jolly nice to see you here. Is it grim in Grimsby tonight or is there cheer on the east coast? We are mere understudies

As grim as grim can be so no change there..... not understudies at all it’s your show tonight "

I've not been to Grimsby for a long long time! This is a hastily cobbled together show

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening our Worcester-based brethren

How are you both this frosty evening? Up to anything exciting, saucy or depraved?

Sadly there's nothing depraved and the only sauce was tomato at tea time. Mr KC isn't so well, so apart from a quick pick-him-up BJ earlier, it's been a non sexy few days. We finally ordered some Christmas presents online too.......

Give Mr KC a hug from us, it’s amazing the healing power of a blow job though. I actually ventured into town today to do some shopping and have decided that I am not doing that again this side of Christmas. The rest is going to be online. "

I shall hug him in the morning, he's currently in the Land of Nod. He feels grim, in pain and his neck swollen but also horny. I did what any good wife would

I'm clicking and collecting from Smyths but otherwise agree - online only

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening!

How do, all? X

Good evening, Red! Lovely to see you on this chilly nocturnal evening. We do OK here at Kinky Castle

How's things over on the Wirral? TRFC lost today

Kinky castle - love it! I'm just snuggled up under my blanky, keeping toasty.

I know! Bloody Tranmere. I think they peaked last season.... X

Kinky Castle is a rather draughty old place, but we like it

A blanket seems to be just the right place to be. We're in bed!

TRFC got relegated last season but on average points per game and at a time when we were undefeated in about 8 games. Not that it's a sore point "

Oh I'm with you on that point. I know they struggled a bit, but it was unfair to relegate them.

Another year in the first and they'd have improved. X

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Kinky Castle is a rather draughty old place, but we like it

A blanket seems to be just the right place to be. We're in bed!

TRFC got relegated last season but on average points per game and at a time when we were undefeated in about 8 games. Not that it's a sore point

Oh I'm with you on that point. I know they struggled a bit, but it was unfair to relegate them.

Another year in the first and they'd have improved. X"

I've watched TRFC through thick and thin, and we endure. Superwhite Army!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

Kinky Castle is a rather draughty old place, but we like it

A blanket seems to be just the right place to be. We're in bed!

TRFC got relegated last season but on average points per game and at a time when we were undefeated in about 8 games. Not that it's a sore point

Oh I'm with you on that point. I know they struggled a bit, but it was unfair to relegate them.

Another year in the first and they'd have improved. X

I've watched TRFC through thick and thin, and we endure. Superwhite Army! "

I'm not an avid fan, by any stretch, but as they're a stone's throw from me, I feel I should support them. SWA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone! How’s everyone this fine midnight hour? X

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening everyone! How’s everyone this fine midnight hour? X"

Good evening Kitty! Thank you for reminding us of the time

We're moderate to middling here, nothing too wonderful but also not too bad. How are you?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening Kitty. How's you?

I'm actually starting to tire - which isn't like me. Normally a proper night owl.

Covid has fucked up my (already) fucked up sleeping patterns!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Kinky Castle is a rather draughty old place, but we like it

A blanket seems to be just the right place to be. We're in bed!

TRFC got relegated last season but on average points per game and at a time when we were undefeated in about 8 games. Not that it's a sore point

Oh I'm with you on that point. I know they struggled a bit, but it was unfair to relegate them.

Another year in the first and they'd have improved. X

I've watched TRFC through thick and thin, and we endure. Superwhite Army!

I'm not an avid fan, by any stretch, but as they're a stone's throw from me, I feel I should support them. SWA "

I used to have a season ticket and as a child/young person, I travelled the length and breadth of the country for matches

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

Kinky Castle is a rather draughty old place, but we like it

A blanket seems to be just the right place to be. We're in bed!

TRFC got relegated last season but on average points per game and at a time when we were undefeated in about 8 games. Not that it's a sore point

Oh I'm with you on that point. I know they struggled a bit, but it was unfair to relegate them.

Another year in the first and they'd have improved. X

I've watched TRFC through thick and thin, and we endure. Superwhite Army!

I'm not an avid fan, by any stretch, but as they're a stone's throw from me, I feel I should support them. SWA

I used to have a season ticket and as a child/young person, I travelled the length and breadth of the country for matches "

Really? Bloody hell! That's commitment! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone! How’s everyone this fine midnight hour? X

Good evening Kitty! Thank you for reminding us of the time

We're moderate to middling here, nothing too wonderful but also not too bad. How are you?"

A bit “meh” I think would be the best description. It’s been a bit of a teary day, which irritates me since I’m not naturally a teary woman.

But I now have tea, biscuits and my PS4 on, so I’m a bit better!

X

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Kinky Castle is a rather draughty old place, but we like it

A blanket seems to be just the right place to be. We're in bed!

TRFC got relegated last season but on average points per game and at a time when we were undefeated in about 8 games. Not that it's a sore point

Oh I'm with you on that point. I know they struggled a bit, but it was unfair to relegate them.

Another year in the first and they'd have improved. X

I've watched TRFC through thick and thin, and we endure. Superwhite Army!

I'm not an avid fan, by any stretch, but as they're a stone's throw from me, I feel I should support them. SWA

I used to have a season ticket and as a child/young person, I travelled the length and breadth of the country for matches

Really? Bloody hell! That's commitment! X"

Yes Ma'am! I was a mascot too, a long time ago (what a day )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Kitty. How's you?

I'm actually starting to tire - which isn't like me. Normally a proper night owl.

Covid has fucked up my (already) fucked up sleeping patterns! "

Stupid Covid has a lot to answer for Red! Nothing wrong with an occasional early night though! X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening everyone! How’s everyone this fine midnight hour? X

Good evening Kitty! Thank you for reminding us of the time

We're moderate to middling here, nothing too wonderful but also not too bad. How are you?

A bit “meh” I think would be the best description. It’s been a bit of a teary day, which irritates me since I’m not naturally a teary woman.

But I now have tea, biscuits and my PS4 on, so I’m a bit better!

X"

Aw, no. Hugs & cuddles on the way to you

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening everyone! How’s everyone this fine midnight hour? X

Good evening Kitty! Thank you for reminding us of the time

We're moderate to middling here, nothing too wonderful but also not too bad. How are you?

A bit “meh” I think would be the best description. It’s been a bit of a teary day, which irritates me since I’m not naturally a teary woman.

But I now have tea, biscuits and my PS4 on, so I’m a bit better!

X"

I think meh describes today very well. Mr isn't well and has been in a lot of pain. We've been up and down to the hospital loads in the past fortnight and I've had to do more in the house/child related so I'm in more pain too. We make an excellent couple

I had coffee and biscuits before bed. I'd make another cuppa, but I'm upstairs and that's where I'm staying! What's on your PS4 tonight?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening everyone! How’s everyone this fine midnight hour? X

Good evening Kitty! Thank you for reminding us of the time

We're moderate to middling here, nothing too wonderful but also not too bad. How are you?

A bit “meh” I think would be the best description. It’s been a bit of a teary day, which irritates me since I’m not naturally a teary woman.

But I now have tea, biscuits and my PS4 on, so I’m a bit better!

X

I think meh describes today very well. Mr isn't well and has been in a lot of pain. We've been up and down to the hospital loads in the past fortnight and I've had to do more in the house/child related so I'm in more pain too. We make an excellent couple

I had coffee and biscuits before bed. I'd make another cuppa, but I'm upstairs and that's where I'm staying! What's on your PS4 tonight?"

We, hugs and kisses to both of you, too

I'm going to say goodnight as I'm now yawning xx

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good night Red, don't let the bed bugs bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone! How’s everyone this fine midnight hour? X

Good evening Kitty! Thank you for reminding us of the time

We're moderate to middling here, nothing too wonderful but also not too bad. How are you?

A bit “meh” I think would be the best description. It’s been a bit of a teary day, which irritates me since I’m not naturally a teary woman.

But I now have tea, biscuits and my PS4 on, so I’m a bit better!

X

Aw, no. Hugs & cuddles on the way to you "

I’m ok lovely! Sorry, that wasn’t my mooching for sympathy! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone! How’s everyone this fine midnight hour? X

Good evening Kitty! Thank you for reminding us of the time

We're moderate to middling here, nothing too wonderful but also not too bad. How are you?

A bit “meh” I think would be the best description. It’s been a bit of a teary day, which irritates me since I’m not naturally a teary woman.

But I now have tea, biscuits and my PS4 on, so I’m a bit better!

X

I think meh describes today very well. Mr isn't well and has been in a lot of pain. We've been up and down to the hospital loads in the past fortnight and I've had to do more in the house/child related so I'm in more pain too. We make an excellent couple

I had coffee and biscuits before bed. I'd make another cuppa, but I'm upstairs and that's where I'm staying! What's on your PS4 tonight?"

Aww, big cuddles being sent to you both lovely! Sounds like a lot is going on just now so I’m sending you all the good juju, and if I could use the Force to make you tea and send it to you I would

I’m just playing Skyrim. Comfortable game that I know better than the back of my hand! X

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

I think meh describes today very well. Mr isn't well and has been in a lot of pain. We've been up and down to the hospital loads in the past fortnight and I've had to do more in the house/child related so I'm in more pain too. We make an excellent couple

I had coffee and biscuits before bed. I'd make another cuppa, but I'm upstairs and that's where I'm staying! What's on your PS4 tonight?

Aww, big cuddles being sent to you both lovely! Sounds like a lot is going on just now so I’m sending you all the good juju, and if I could use the Force to make you tea and send it to you I would

I’m just playing Skyrim. Comfortable game that I know better than the back of my hand! X"

Force tea sounds good

And hope you're enjoying Skyrim (that's more Mr KC's department

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over a year ago


"

I think meh describes today very well. Mr isn't well and has been in a lot of pain. We've been up and down to the hospital loads in the past fortnight and I've had to do more in the house/child related so I'm in more pain too. We make an excellent couple

I had coffee and biscuits before bed. I'd make another cuppa, but I'm upstairs and that's where I'm staying! What's on your PS4 tonight?

Aww, big cuddles being sent to you both lovely! Sounds like a lot is going on just now so I’m sending you all the good juju, and if I could use the Force to make you tea and send it to you I would

I’m just playing Skyrim. Comfortable game that I know better than the back of my hand! X

Force tea sounds good

And hope you're enjoying Skyrim (that's more Mr KC's department "

I’ll see if I still have Yoda’s number and he can sort you out x

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

I think meh describes today very well. Mr isn't well and has been in a lot of pain. We've been up and down to the hospital loads in the past fortnight and I've had to do more in the house/child related so I'm in more pain too. We make an excellent couple

I had coffee and biscuits before bed. I'd make another cuppa, but I'm upstairs and that's where I'm staying! What's on your PS4 tonight?

Aww, big cuddles being sent to you both lovely! Sounds like a lot is going on just now so I’m sending you all the good juju, and if I could use the Force to make you tea and send it to you I would

I’m just playing Skyrim. Comfortable game that I know better than the back of my hand! X

Force tea sounds good

And hope you're enjoying Skyrim (that's more Mr KC's department

I’ll see if I still have Yoda’s number and he can sort you out x"

Thanking you, we are

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