FabSwingers.com forum: Can I jizz in your face mask

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well can I?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

No thanks, it’ll stick the mask to my beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, that would be quite vile

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"No, that would be quite vile "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it on or in your own and go and blow bubbles

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you would have a better luck if you said please, come on have some manners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op you would have a better luck if you said please, come on have some manners

I do apologise morning, although I fear a please will make very little difference

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Jizz in your own face mask

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin"

Snood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I jizz in yours OP?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?"

Head foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?"

An all around scarf that you can pull up or down, worn by outside workers in cold weather and by the military. Technically a foreskin for the head, pull it down and the head appears, pull it up and...well you get the idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I jizz in yours OP?

Of course Cindi, sharing is caring

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

Head foreskin"

A wooley hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

Head foreskin

A wooley hat"

No, a hat is and unrolled condom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr how about no and how about you go jizz in ur own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can if you like, I'll just go n get it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I jizz in yours OP?

Of course Cindi, sharing is caring

Just to clarify, I wasn't talking about a mask

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

Head foreskin

A wooley hat"

Have a look at Sam’s reply

But yes... wolley hat with hole in top

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

Head foreskin

A wooley hat

Have a look at Sam’s reply

But yes... wolley hat with hole in top "

You trying to get me pregnant

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By *awandBareWoman
over a year ago

Oxford

Stick to using your cum sock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it really that different to men sniffing cummy knickers when they wank?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Awww poor OP he was joking xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx"

I wasn't

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I wasn't

Email him then

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

Head foreskin

A wooley hat

Have a look at Sam’s reply

But yes... wolley hat with hole in top

You trying to get me pregnant "

Mystique said you like it that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx"

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

Head foreskin

A wooley hat

Have a look at Sam’s reply

But yes... wolley hat with hole in top

You trying to get me pregnant

Mystique said you like it that way"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

Go for it "

You sell your nic-nacs, I'll sell the masks and this time next year we will be millionaire's!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

Go for it

You sell your nic-nacs, I'll sell the masks and this time next year we will be millionaire's!"

Do I fart in them and sell them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

Go for it

You sell your nic-nacs, I'll sell the masks and this time next year we will be millionaire's!

Do I fart in them and sell them"

I'm sure there is a market for that, a little skid mark would do well too

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

That could be quite ‘Big in Japan’

Face mask bukkake

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

Go for it

You sell your nic-nacs, I'll sell the masks and this time next year we will be millionaire's!

Do I fart in them and sell them

I'm sure there is a market for that, a little skid mark would do well too

That Mr Mystique can do xx

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

Head foreskin

A wooley hat

Have a look at Sam’s reply

But yes... wolley hat with hole in top

You trying to get me pregnant

Mystique said you like it that way

Was he fibbing?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

Head foreskin

A wooley hat

Have a look at Sam’s reply

But yes... wolley hat with hole in top

You trying to get me pregnant

Mystique said you like it that way

Was he fibbing? "

Well he did try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

That could be quite ‘Big in Japan’

Face mask bukkake"

Another business minded fabber, I salute you sir.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

Go for it

You sell your nic-nacs, I'll sell the masks and this time next year we will be millionaire's!

Do I fart in them and sell them

I'm sure there is a market for that, a little skid mark would do well too

That Mr Mystique can do xx"

That*

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

That could be quite ‘Big in Japan’

Face mask bukkake

Another business minded fabber, I salute you sir."

*Salutes back*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

That could be quite ‘Big in Japan’

Face mask bukkake"

I just googled it, amazon beat me to it and do 'next day delivery'

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you "

As in the words of Duncan Bannatyne

"I'm oooot"

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Awww poor OP he was joking xx

I was yes, but I have just had an amazing business idea, ladies sell their undies, im going to sell cummy face masks on ebay

That could be quite ‘Big in Japan’

Face mask bukkake

I just googled it, amazon beat me to it and do 'next day delivery'

No competing with our Jeff!

Back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thank you

As in the words of Duncan Bannatyne

"I'm oooot" "

Sorry to lose you Duncan, Deborah is in as its bio degradable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather you didn't. It's bad enough when my glasses steam up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh no

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

The beard thingy is a snood also the bakery men have to wear them x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I prefer a snood... it looks like I have foreskin

Snood?

Best human tortoise impression ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well can I?"

Will there be any biscuits on offer?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Well can I?

Will there be any biscuits on offer?"

Creamy jizz biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well can I?

Will there be any biscuits on offer?"

There will be one pack on a first cum basis

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Well can I?

Will there be any biscuits on offer?

There will be one pack on a first cum basis

Mr used to play that game at boarding school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still going

Have you found any new investors OP?

How much 'equity' are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this still going

Have you found any new investors OP?

How much 'equity' are you offering?"

With the global patent and a a 100% market share a curly wurly will get you 5%, throw in a chomp and I will up it to 12%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pondering...

If I wear sunglasses, a hat and a hospital face mask, could I pass for the invisible man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this still going

Have you found any new investors OP?

How much 'equity' are you offering?

With the global patent and a a 100% market share a curly wurly will get you 5%, throw in a chomp and I will up it to 12%"

Hmmm

That sounds a bit pricey.

How about a wagon wheel and a packet of frosties?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this still going

Have you found any new investors OP?

How much 'equity' are you offering?

With the global patent and a a 100% market share a curly wurly will get you 5%, throw in a chomp and I will up it to 12%

Hmmm

That sounds a bit pricey.

How about a wagon wheel and a packet of frosties?"

Blue or red wagon wheel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pondering...

If I wear sunglasses, a hat and a hospital face mask, could I pass for the invisible man?

Yes, but only if you are fairly ordinary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this still going

Have you found any new investors OP?

How much 'equity' are you offering?

With the global patent and a a 100% market share a curly wurly will get you 5%, throw in a chomp and I will up it to 12%

Hmmm

That sounds a bit pricey.

How about a wagon wheel and a packet of frosties?

Blue or red wagon wheel?"

Blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this still going

Have you found any new investors OP?

How much 'equity' are you offering?

With the global patent and a a 100% market share a curly wurly will get you 5%, throw in a chomp and I will up it to 12%

Hmmm

That sounds a bit pricey.

How about a wagon wheel and a packet of frosties?

Blue or red wagon wheel?

Blue

Can I talk to the wall please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this still going

Have you found any new investors OP?

How much 'equity' are you offering?

With the global patent and a a 100% market share a curly wurly will get you 5%, throw in a chomp and I will up it to 12%

Hmmm

That sounds a bit pricey.

How about a wagon wheel and a packet of frosties?

Blue or red wagon wheel?

Blue

Can I talk to the wall please?"

Of course.

But please walk backwards for a dramatic effect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this still going

Have you found any new investors OP?

How much 'equity' are you offering?

With the global patent and a a 100% market share a curly wurly will get you 5%, throw in a chomp and I will up it to 12%

Hmmm

That sounds a bit pricey.

How about a wagon wheel and a packet of frosties?

Blue or red wagon wheel?

Blue

Can I talk to the wall please?

Of course.

But please walk backwards for a dramatic effect

I thank you for your offer but have to decline. With the new range of clunge rubbed masks coming to market soon I need to retain my %. I'm oooout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this still going

Have you found any new investors OP?

How much 'equity' are you offering?

With the global patent and a a 100% market share a curly wurly will get you 5%, throw in a chomp and I will up it to 12%

Hmmm

That sounds a bit pricey.

How about a wagon wheel and a packet of frosties?

Blue or red wagon wheel?

Blue

Can I talk to the wall please?

Of course.

But please walk backwards for a dramatic effect

I thank you for your offer but have to decline. With the new range of clunge rubbed masks coming to market soon I need to retain my %. I'm oooout."

I understand and thank you for cumming today (in a face mask)

I look forward to your new product ideas in the future

Now if you'll excuse me Theo and Peter have asked to examine my Dragons Den.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pondering...

If I wear sunglasses, a hat and a hospital face mask, could I pass for the invisible man?

Yes, but only if you are fairly ordinary

Gutted that your response wasn't 'Who said that?'

*takes off hat & sunglasses

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