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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't be bothered making any decisions tonight, so thought you lot could just tell me what to do...

Should I have a coffee or a glass of red?

And butter or jam on my scone?

Feel free to post your own minor quandaries and let all the nice pervs in your phone make your choices for you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

you will have tea

Scone butter jam and two cuppas.

Nothing more

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Cup of coffee and both butter and jam. Glad to be of assistance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you saying scone or scone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Argh butter and jam together is rank, but I feel like I need to do as I'm told now, since I asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argh butter and jam together is rank, but I feel like I need to do as I'm told now, since I asked "

Jam and clotted cream! And a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you saying scone or scone? "

S'gon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you saying scone or scone?

S'gon "

Haha well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Argh butter and jam together is rank, but I feel like I need to do as I'm told now, since I asked

Jam and clotted cream! And a cup of tea "

Sadly, I have no cream or there would've been no dilema

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Glass of red, butter and jam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So if I have 3 teas, one coffee, a wine and put everything on my s'gon everyone's happy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You are not allowed a wine

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Everything is better with Jam

If you’re going to have a bath, have a glass of red. If you’re going to sit on the sofa, a coffe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are not allowed a wine"

OK, ok.

Sorry Wittertainment, Granny has seniority!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything is better with Jam

If you’re going to have a bath, have a glass of red. If you’re going to sit on the sofa, a coffe

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Aw now you're just giving me more decisions ! Hmmm bath or sofa?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

S'gon ? Where's it S'gon, will it be back

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Tea, a drink with jam and bread (jam and bread).......

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Red wine.

Although red wine doesn’t go with a scone.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Definitely a red, and a little jam to compliment

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Glass of red .. forget the jam scones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"S'gon ? Where's it S'gon, will it be back"

You see I was well put in my place I thought it was either scone or scone and as it turns out there’s a s’gon.... brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"S'gon ? Where's it S'gon, will it be back"

In my tummy, and I hope not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had tea, and followed the instructions to have both butter and jam but I couldn't bring myself to combine them so butter on top half and jam on bottom .

Might still have the wine...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I can't be bothered making any decisions tonight, so thought you lot could just tell me what to do...

Should I have a coffee or a glass of red?

And butter or jam on my scone?

Feel free to post your own minor quandaries and let all the nice pervs in your phone make your choices for you "

Tea, butter and jam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some nice warm cream for your coffee. You can even watch me make it on cam . It will be very fresh .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have some nice warm cream for your coffee. You can even watch me make it on cam . It will be very fresh . "

I take coffee black. Thankfully !

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I had tea, and followed the instructions to have both butter and jam but I couldn't bring myself to combine them so butter on top half and jam on bottom .

Might still have the wine..."

Tut tut. Someone’s in trouble.

If it must be headache inducing red, can I suggest you have it with some nice cheese and oatcakes or crackers. It’s the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no a wine man but red, and peanut butter with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont have butter and jam together? ...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got cherry scones and clotted cream

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Got to be jam and clutter cream.

Question though jam or clotted cream first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You dont have butter and jam together? ... "

Nope. I love them both, but I don't think they should touch

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds


"You dont have butter and jam together? ...

Nope. I love them both, but I don't think they should touch "

And never the same knife for both. Butter in the jam pot and vice versa errgh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to be jam and clutter cream.

Question though jam or clotted cream first?"

If I had had any clotted cream I would definitely have gone with that, jam first obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I have a wank or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I have a wank or not?"

My answer is pretty much always yes to this. Have fun

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Water and fruit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I have a wank or not?

My answer is pretty much always yes to this. Have fun "

Thanks I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You dont have butter and jam together? ...

Nope. I love them both, but I don't think they should touch

And never the same knife for both. Butter in the jam pot and vice versa errgh"

agree with the knife thing.. but I cant imagine jam without butter... toast or crumpets with butter and jam... mmmmmhmmmm

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Hell the answer is always wine. not sure red is always the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of the The Dice Man

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